I like how the studio forced them to change the story to a French ship rather than an American ship from the book and the movie still flopped anyway. God forbid Americans are the bad guys.
If there were Americans in it, you'd be seething about how they needed to pick a conflict with Americans involved to cater to the US. Stay obsessed, homosexual.
I thought the point of it was the Americans have outgrown and outclassed the British. They go in to detail how the ship is far superior saying it uses trees only available in the US so Britain will never compete with it
I always try to watch old kinos like this and I get filtered by the weird dialogue and acting style that seems bad to me
Shakespear is even worse, I find it really bad but everyone smarter than me says it's smart so I'm dumb I guess
It sucks being a brainlet bros.
Lucky for you that fife’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
I'm yearning for a tv show a la Rome but with Napoleon and his Marshals shenanigans. This is an amazing favourite era aesthetics wise, and it's chokefull of bigger than life characters. Probably too risky for studios to bother with so it will never happen...
Mediocre boring trash hyped by effiminate failures compensating for their lack of masculinity. Nothing's cringier than a /misc/tard subhuman who can't even look a woman in the eye but claims he likes the movie because muh "honor" and "male brotherhood". You people weren't bullied enough in school.
Yeah, it's basically perfect and this board loves it. Not much more to say than that.
I like how the studio forced them to change the story to a French ship rather than an American ship from the book and the movie still flopped anyway. God forbid Americans are the bad guys.
If there were Americans in it, you'd be seething about how they needed to pick a conflict with Americans involved to cater to the US. Stay obsessed, homosexual.
British v French naval conflicts are objectively more kino and always will be. Why settle for for less?
I thought the point of it was the Americans have outgrown and outclassed the British. They go in to detail how the ship is far superior saying it uses trees only available in the US so Britain will never compete with it
British v French kino at it's finest.
>That's not Hornblower
I always try to watch old kinos like this and I get filtered by the weird dialogue and acting style that seems bad to me
Shakespear is even worse, I find it really bad but everyone smarter than me says it's smart so I'm dumb I guess
It sucks being a brainlet bros.
Lucky for you that fife’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
JUST GET TO THE POINT WITH LESS WORDS FRICK
I'm yearning for a tv show a la Rome but with Napoleon and his Marshals shenanigans. This is an amazing favourite era aesthetics wise, and it's chokefull of bigger than life characters. Probably too risky for studios to bother with so it will never happen...
it's only understandable by 50% of the population. Truly kino
I know and have known a few females who love the film.
the will never be women
weevil
I hope you're referring to the lesser one.
Master and commander, waterworld, the terror
What make ocean settings so kino?
Mediocre boring trash hyped by effiminate failures compensating for their lack of masculinity. Nothing's cringier than a /misc/tard subhuman who can't even look a woman in the eye but claims he likes the movie because muh "honor" and "male brotherhood". You people weren't bullied enough in school.
Movies is a solid 6.5/10 one time watch.
I'd say it's a solid 9 and have watched it 3 times this year alone.
same here. Watch it a few times a year
>t. Seething Black person
Prime example of a filtered moron right here.
Who's going to watch this movie with me RIGHT NOW?
I'm going to watch it instead of sleeping for work tomorrow.
it's overrated but that doesn't mean it's bad
I hate it when you talk of kino in this way. It makes me feel so very low
sorry bud
I would rather be on a boat killing french people than staring at a screen for 8 hours a day
You'd be spending 10 hours a day swabbing the deck instead.
acceptable, let's go
Boats.
Maverick tier comeback sequel when
>I have you! You're completely dished
Easy on the calories, Russell!