Any older anons here that went to those fapping theatres back in the day? I don't get it. Did you all just watch porn and jack off and the other row over was some decrepit boomer jacking off? Or did you get a boner and sit there?
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Weren't those types of places usually excuses for closet homosexuals to meet up?
I don't know that is why I'm asking
kek
Porn and homosexualry have always been interconnected
Yeah I always made sure to sit right behind someone so I could blast the back of their head with my jizz
Never been to a theatre but I went to the pay per view booths in the adult store near me once when I was 14 in 1992 I think and this guy in a suit paid me $50 to suck my dick. That was a lot of money back then so I let him and he did it never once looking up at me or saying anything, just blowing me and then swallowing my load and just took off without a word after. The only gay experience of my life. I used the $50 to buy Super Mario Kart.
Anon you are now gay for the rest of your life.
Well, if this is true then I hope that 50$ was worth your dignity.
Didn't cost my dignity, I was a kid, but I was really freaked out about stds for about a while when someone told me what herpes was. Luckily he was a clean pervert.
You know how I know you're gay? You let a gay guy suck your dick for Super Mario Kart.
>zoomer who doesn't understand how much fun that game was in 1992
He plays mario kart, of course he's a gay.
>zoomers who think the console wars existed in 1992
I think he got the better end of the deal, anon.
If you know your criminology you know that people escalate. He is probably raping and killing kids by now.
Yeah, that guy you know who had sex with that woman that one time? He's probably raping and killing women now.
For most of us having sex with women is not a taboo, illicit, criminal act.
>having sex with women is not a taboo, illicit, criminal act.
Yes it is, it's 2022 and you will go to prison if a heterosexual male has sex with a woman.
Kinda true though. Sexually, with my wife, once we do one thing we've never done before I almost feel like I checked it off the list and want to do more. So like for instance, she hasn't let me give her a facial, but has let me cum on her breasts, after i cummed on her breasts, now i really wanna give her a facial. You want what you can't have.
Now you know why Weinstein and other Hollywood israelites are so bad. They have hordes of beautiful women around them that will do anything they ask. When you can do anything, you get bored fast.
This is why I don't think pedo cults are that weird of a conspiracy and why I hate that "epstein didn't kill himself" got memed-- I mean think about it, when you're rich and powerful and have done pretty much anything else you wanted under the sun, whats left? What is the most taboo sex act one can perform? Children. It makes perfect sense.
None of the rich and powerful have ever offered to give me a million dollars, why don't they try doing that instead? Please?
this is normal for nintendo customers
enjoy your aids, homosexual
I was genuinely worried about that until I got tested but I got lucky and the guy didn't give me anything except the $50
you can't catch aids from someone's saliva, dumbass. he's fine unless that guy had a cut in his mouth and anon had a cut on his dick.
AIDS isn't even that bad these days
VAIDS is worse
>I used the $50 to buy Super Mario Kart
Based. I wish someone would pay me money to suck my dick. Although I'd spend it on drugs
What kind of drugs do you do?
So, you're saying you know what it feels like to be a prostitute?
the pedos itt giving anon a hard time because they wish they had a 14yo boys nut in their tummy lmao
No one even remotely said anything similar to what you're saying, this is pure projection on your part. have a nice day pedo homosexual
>it's unreasonable to assume there are pedos in a Cinemaphile thread!!!!!
frick off, newbie
>moving the goal posts this hard after being called out
I repeat, have a nice day you filthy pedophile homosexual
That wasn't me.
you forgot to say "no homo" didn't you?
I live in a small trendy city and a local theater runs porn films on Wednesday nights. Film is free but you have to buy a drink to get in. My sister/roommate asked me to go with her last week as joke but then she got interested and so we went ironically to see how funny it was. it was kind of awkward but also hot. She mostly watched this guy in front of us jerk off. I don’t blame her the dude was hung like a horse. You weren’t allowed to jerk off but I guess as long as you didn’t make a mess and were discreet they didn’t say anything. My sister started rubbing herself at one point while watching and accidentally put her hand on my boner when trying to grab some popcorn since she wasn’t looking. She looked at me puzzled and rubbed it a little until her eyes went wide when she felt what she was holding. I jizzed my pants and she felt me cumming, then we blushed and avoided eye contact the rest of the night. I think she had an orgasm later on in the film and went to sleep on my arm. Someone jizzed into her red hair and she didn’t notice until she took a shower that night
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Nice larp, you might actually have a career as a writer.
…for the CW.
yep, this happened, I was there and saw it all
were you the guy who jizzed on her hair
no, i was the guy next to the guy who jizzed on her hair, I almost jizzed on him when that happened
I was the hung guy thanks for the compliment, ask your sister if she wants to see it again
Also later on my sister was doing the washing and got stuck in the washing machine haha
I was the guy who jizzed into her red hair and I saw the whole thing go down which prompted me to get a boner and jizz in the first place.
I was in the back row and I saw the whole thing go down so I can confirm it and yes I jerk offd to it
What's the point of these larps which aren't even close to believable? At least greentext it and make it more absurd so it's funny.
Back in the old days pornography was more of a communal aspect supported by perverts. You couldn't download it as an individual in the privacy of your own home like today. You had to go to a seedy theater or adult store to watch films. Additionally, there'd be weird guys there who'd want to "talk" together about kinks and try to parlay you into getting into their kinks and sharing.
There's some talk here about pornography and homosexuals "recruiting" younger men and there's always detractors. Let me tell you, that's always how it's been. If you ever went into that world there's going to be some pervert who's getting off on the fact that other guys are getting off.
If you think it was just a normal dude who needed to jerk off you're mistaken, those guys were the minority; if they ever existed at all. The lion's share of customers were closeted guys or dudes with extreme kinks who had no support structure for their sexual development so they'd latch onto other degenerate perverts.
So basically, the christian conservatives and islam militants are right, and we need to ban homosexuality as well, as the gays are the root of the cancer that brings all other forms of degeneracy like trannies, incest, poo poo, pee pee, fricking dead people and animals?
No these people are completely normal, well adjusted, and bring vibrancy to our culture and lands.
based emergency goon kit > cringe bear grylls larper emergency survival kit
>he has a fricking binder
I have no idea what gooning is and I don't want to know, but come the frick on
feeding pics and roleplaying as celebs for gooners on reddit is lots of fun for this sissy
You're supposed to just get a boner and sit there, nobody actually does that though because why would you. This is how Peewee Herman got arrested, the police happened to be doing a sweep of an adult theater while he was in there jerking off.
I went to one once because my friend worked at one. And that's all I have to say about that.