>"You do find yourself asking, 'Do we need another sex scene?'" Smith said. "And they're like, 'Yeah, we do.' I guess you have to ask yourself: 'What are you doing? Are you representing the books, or are you diluting the books to represent the time [we're living in]?' And I actually think it's your job to represent the books truthfully and honestly, as they were written."
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Cast Blood and Cheese.
Idris Elba and Walton Goggins
The frick's going on with his armour?
House of the Dragon is a JRPG now
If only
It's reminiscent of winged hussars of times of yore
*you're
GRRM loves goofy armor.
>The mountain wears a greathelm with a stone fist on top
>Tywin has a lioness on each shoulder and a male lion on his helm
>Roose Bolton has rondels shaped like human heads screaming in agony
>Manderly captain of guards has silver armor inscribed with seaweed, wears merman king helm with jade beard
>armorer wants to sell Tyrion a demon-headed suit of plate
Just because it's goofy conceptually doesn't mean the execution has to look cheap and wonky
he has been WARHAMMERED.COM
They bought the entire outfit from a Halloween store.
You do find yourself asking, 'Do we need another sex scene?'" Smith said. "And they're like, 'HAVE SEX, Ekse! EKSE! Bhuti ma yenza yenza Bhuti ma veza veza Bhuti ma Thenga thenga Bhuti ma spenda spenda HAVE SEX'
they buy that helmet from a halloween store?
>We want the immense "We want to see Matt Smith having sex" audience
And then he poops his pants as per the song's instructions
>Are you representing the books, or are you diluting the books to represent the time [we're living in]?' And I actually think it's your job to represent the books truthfully and honestly, as they were written
rich coming from the guy who filmed a random shirtless dancing scene for shits and giggles
Also rich coming from the show which blackwashed half the characters to represent modern day America demographics
How do producers keep a straight face when locating at this? I burst out laughing
The ad they aired on the tv network here didn't show any black people. Weird considering blacks are 50% of any advert and are in every tv show
the frick, I thought there was just the one black guy advisor, half of Targaryens are black now?
They are Velaryons. Dragonblood, but different house.
I see. If they're from essos it could be alright I guess. I just don't want them to start doing the witcher thing where it's just random ethnicities with no explanation or coherence
The thing is that Valyrians were extremely autistic about pure blood. A black guy would never fare in that scenario. It's very stupid, lore wise.
but if all valyrians are black and that ethnicity is what they would consider pure, wouldn't that make sense then?
No, in fact the only reason they even mixed with them in the books is because they looked so similar
Yea but it's moronic because they are supposed to be Valyrian aristocracy and the most worthy of intermarriage with Targs.
I see, another work ruined then.
They put a seahorse on a helm. Wearing dreads with medieval armour and helm is strange.
White liberals worship blacks like Hindus worship cows.
When will they stop forcing this shit down our throat and just tell a good story?
This. That homosexual motherfricker should have been truthful and honest to Morbius as it was written
have sex, have sex, poop my pants-a pants poop my pants-a pants have sex
I dont remember 1 good sex scene from game of thrones it was all ugly, melisandra and the blacksmith guy could have been good but then she put leeches on his dick
>but then she put leeches on his dick
That was hottest part
>wants to faithfully represent the books
>everyone making the show just wants to see his wiener
Kill them Matthew. Kill them all.
He knows this is cheap shit compared to the early GoT and he's whoring himself out for flops right now. There were articles saying he was upset at Morbius getting memed
he's basically missed his shot at 'properly' breaking into Hollywood with a string of flops
It would have been more interesting to ask him if he was actually dancing to that 'have sex poop my pants have sex' song or if they were playing something else on set
morbin' time confirmed
Oh my fricking god the the panel one is predictably embarrassing, but the sheer pain at the end of that second one
>well that's fun...
How was he meant to respond to that Morbin Time thing? Like, it wasn't a question or something he could really have said anything about
I'm not sure if you've seen panels like that before, but 70% of the questions are just awkward introverted nerds yelling references in the hopes of getting nondescript approval rather than actually asking anything interesting.
For the first one he did alright. Just laugh it off once you realize you're dealing with a moron would be my response too. And I bet that Matt has dealt with more than his fair share of morons because he played the doctor. As for the interviewer asking him that, he really should have gone off on the c**t
>no you fricking moron
>what sort of a question is that?
>why the frick would I even say anything close to that in this show?
>this interview is over
Was pretty unprofessional of the interviewer in my opinion
Matt seems like a good guy, I hope he was immunized to fan cringe during his Doctor Who days
I assume the reason he's "off the internet" is to reduce exposure from Doctor Who freaks
>I hope he was immunized to fan cringe during his Doctor Who days
Probably, the Doctor Who fandom is pretty unhinged
I thought the Rogue Prince was another GRRM Uber Chad. This guy is too goofy looking.
>I thought the Rogue Prince was another GRRM Uber Chad
he is and instead they casted some homosexual doucher goofball.
I think he's GURM's favorite Targaryen
His facial weirdness in very in-line with how the other Targaryens looked (especially Viserys) in GoT.
He seems like cool guy but he looks so weird. It throws me off.
>What are you doing? Are you representing the books, or are you diluting the books to represent the time [we're living in]?
>And I actually think it's your job to represent the books truthfully and honestly, as they were written.
>truthfully and honestly
>TRUE and HONEST
Matt Smith watches Chris Chan confirmed
Matt Smith is one of those guys who was born too late. He would have been great in the 90s and early 2000s but alas fate fricked him over
He's way too weird-looking to have made it big in movies in the late 90s / early 2000s. Maybe on UK TV.
>'What are you doing? Are you representing the books, or are you diluting the books to represent the time [we're living in]?' And I actually think it's your job to represent the books truthfully and honestly, as they were written."
ONE OF US ONE OF US
>no gorget
>from the supposed showrunners who care about source material
D R O P P E D
>diluting the books
are there even prequel books for ASOIAF? Also that helmet looks goofy as frick
>the complete 80,000 word history of the civil war is written in Fire & Blood
I wonder if they'll change the outcome to prevent spoilers from being circulated on day 1, that's the sort of dumb shit adaptations are prone to doing lately
oh lord , I stopped at "A feast for crows"
Why would you stop at the best book in the series though?
>it's your job to represent the books truthfully and honestly, as they were written
ok so when do we cancel this racist incel?
Damn he already regrets the show and it hasn't even aired
Kek. I never bothered with GOT shit, but it might be worth torrenting this one if it's as bad as it sounds like it'll be
you sound dumb as frick. i think the show would be too confusing for you. there's too many characters and plotlines.
Why are you seething
>I guess you have to ask yourself: 'What are you doing? Are you representing the books, or are you diluting the books to represent the time [we're living in]?' And I actually think it's your job to represent the books truthfully and honestly, as they were written."
wtf, it turns out the HAVE SEX guy was a racist incel all along
An interracial sex scene each episode will become standard
>'What are you doing? Are you representing the books, or are you diluting the books to represent the time [we're living in]?' And I actually think it's your job to represent the books truthfully and honestly, as they were written."
Incoming hit piece.
When actors start trashing a show before it even comes out you know it's going to be hot garbage. The books have plenty of sexo though. What they don't have is black targs.
Is he really trash talking it? Or is this a subtle way to communicate "hey guys there's gonna be lots of sex scenes in this show, you dont wanna miss it"?
Yes. One of the most embarrassing examples is Tom Holland saying "spoilers" of Capeshit.
>It's always a little apprehensive when you turn your baby over to foster parents, but I'm involved in this.
>It's great to have Ryan, who's a great writer, and someone who really knew my world, he's gonna do his best to remain faithful to it. I knew Miguel Sapochnik was an amazing director, he'd won an Emmy, he'd done some of our best episodes. There's always a little suspense to: How good is it gonna be? But I think I'm in good hands with Ryan and Miguel. (CHUCKLES)
The wording sounds optimistic but the tone of his voice isn't
has this fat bastard written a single word since GOT ended?
He has written more words on his blog since ADWD than are supposed to be in TWOW
That's data from 2017 even, should be almost double that in the 5 years since
A blog is just fire and forget. The fat frick might rewrite a chapter ten times before he is happy with it.
I believed in perfectionism fairy tale the first 10 years of waiting. He's writing jack shit of the WW.
I see they still have the costume designer from S6
>And I actually think it's your job to represent the books truthfully and honestly, as they were written.
I'm surprised and I'm glad he said it, most actors don't read books and read only the script. Based English gentleman.
Too bad creators of his show butchered the original source material.
>MORE SEX AND GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
will become for the fantasy tv shows genre what
>BIGGER SUPER WEAPON
is for star wars
Jousting armour would have neck and chin protection.
>ugh! I have to have simulated sex with 13 totally hot women today. My life is such a drag. God! I wish I didn't have to suck this nipple take after take after take. And I'm only getting paid 3500 bucks an hour for this shit. Can you believe it? My life is so hard guys. You don't know what it's like to be woken up at the crack of noon to go and film these sex scenes with these smoking hot ten out of tens. Workers rise up!
has Matt done anything successful in the US?
feels like Americans dont care about him
Not US productions, but the Crown and Doctor Who have quite big followings in the US
Sex scenes always feel forced and unnatural. Just imply that they're going to have sex and let my imagination do the rest of the work.
No. You should get over your fricked up weird shame about sex.
>books
what books? this show isn't based of any book, its just made up and shat out of George Martin's butthole
You dumb homosexual
It’s both
plastic armor
no source.
some chud fantasy I bet from some alt wokism grifter from ytb.
Shut the frick up.
Eat shit, troll
why does the armor look like plastic
Because it's plastic
I think I bought that armor on Aliexpress back in the day.
That's a lot of shit chatting from a guy who asked me desperately if I had any cocaine outside the elephant's head in Camden town
If he cared about the books he wouldn't have taken the part because he's hideous.
Daemon is a pedo groomer.
New Mystic Knights reboot is looking pretty good. NGL
HAVE SEX HAVE SEX
POOP MY PANTS AND POOP MY PANTS AGAIN
Is he gay?
>helm is spray painted
>helm isn't padded
>Halloween store tier quality
>didn't even use galvanized steel as a base or at least polish for the finish
>pauldrons are ahistorical garbage that help direct blows into the wearer instead of deflecting them
>gorget that provides no neck protection
>gauntlets don't allow for full articulation of the palm or even the fingers
>lance is made of hard wood
>lance doesn't have the proper brace for his harness
where did all the money go?
i hate this frickers face so much - cant enjoy anything with him in it
good thing israelites filled the new got with unlikeable faces so you cant enjoy a single episode of it.
Anyway this hype must be fake as frick.
Who the FRICK cares about got anymore? this already looks like a frickup, except when you are a Black person or pajeet or a braindead woman.
All sex scenes in television & film should be illegal.
I really like the idea of it being a trend for Doctors to have a big secondary role, hate it, and shit on Hollywood. Don't expect a melt like Tennant to do it, though.