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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marty, I need you to get the president of the United States to invade Canada, you have 48 hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek, how pants on head moronic the show became in the end, I wouldn't even be surprised at that
      >I will kill you and your c**t wife, Marty
      15 mins later
      >I'm listening to your proposition. I'm trusting my entire empire to you to pull off this move.
      He was the stupidest cartel boss in existence.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seems fake, nobody is this crazy right

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw I will never have a gf this pale

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It hurts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who told you to post this picture of my wife? you're a sick frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Own land and visit China and show it to the women there and they’ll love you long time to live somewhere that isn’t a ghetto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already have, cope and seethe Rajesh Jamal al-Chang de la Garza

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy, i just watched Jurassic Park, i'm interested in cloning some dinosaurs. Make it happen or your family dies.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is my daughter, Charles, I mean Charlotte

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick, this one got me. Even read it in Marty’s condescending voice when he “accidentally” says the truth the first time and then accentuates the lie afterwards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn this bawd looks good here. Perfect pornstar face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn it seemed like she was gonna be cute in S1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did she bog herself? No way her face came out looking like this naturally

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she
        >her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      De-aging treatment cant come soon enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very israeli face, disgusting, many such cases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ron Howard: Marty was actually fairly certain that Charlotte had been accidentally swapped at birth with the newborn of the Kanoska family, a Cherokee couple from Chicago who happened to have a girl at the same hospital at the exact same time they did. He had of course never voiced these suspicions to Wendy.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait, did she frick Marthy?
    I dropped the show after season 2. Maybe I should give it another try?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lost interest in the show when I realized I'd never see her breasts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same and I'm not gonna watch the show if she doesn't get a sex scene with me or at least a masturbation scene to the thought of me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those literally perfect lil breasts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cute rack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was thinking about you while getting fricked in 'The Americans'. That should be enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        puffy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god she's cute

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MARDY TAKE OFF THOSE GOSH DARN TIGHTY WHITES AND GET HARD RIGHT NOW

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MAWRTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE!!
    >I'M PICKLE RUTH!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick, I'm sold. if this is what it's like I'll definitely watch the show.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: People who've never watched The Americans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a few eps but it's so fricking boring that I gave it up

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this was one of the worst finales I've ever seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the finale ruined the whole show.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute lil tushy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those low quality screenshots
      what a waste of bandwidth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they did not shy away from showing off her body. it was strange to see that on a Netflix show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro a handful of shots of her walking away from the camera is hardly showing off her body.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was literally in every episode in part 1 of the final season. Her just standing waiting with bags of money and Jason Bateman demanded an ass shot.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm...sure

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