Maybe if I completely ignore the foundation of our relationship, ignore what she says, become overbearing and love bomb her she'll actually fall ...

Maybe if I completely ignore the foundation of our relationship, ignore what she says, become overbearing and love bomb her she'll actually fall in love with me and we'll live happily ever after!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot of words to say "don't date a BPD chick."

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they seem crazy just don't do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of words to say "don't date a BPD chick."

      some people need to touch the hot stove before they believe it.
      others don't know their worth and go for whoever comes along

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >agree on a purely physical relationship
    >neither party follows predefined rules, blurring the lines
    >girl says it was never a relationship
    >invites him to her engagement party
    Many such cases. Why are women such c**ts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was an idiot and she was a c**t. It's a horrible cautionary tale to never get into a situation like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        agreed. I've never once had it work out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How fricking stupid are you to invite the man you used to frick to your engagement party? Like are you expecting him to not tell your fiancé how you used to gobble his balls?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Accurate life story for fantasy afflicted fools.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He did nothing wrong. She was socially irresponsible and lead him on for fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did everything wrong. She repeatedly told him what their situation was.

      She wasn't innocent either but he is absolutely the architect of his own suffering.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's been a while since i've seen it but isn't there a scene where he kind of breaks up with her and more or less tells her its over unless things change and then she goes over to his apartment at like 3 am? Why do that if you're not trying to lead him on?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember that so maybe i need to watch the film again in which case yes I would drastically lower the blame I assign to him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember now, it was the "friends my balls" scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K2VFi4CDLo

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you avoid a lot of heartache as a man if you just date down. all women are sexy when you're having sex with them, the moaning and hooded barely open eyes, and the soft skin. it's all exactly the same. wanting an especially beautiful girl is just being shortsighted, because her beauty will begin to fade and then you're just stuck with an annoying ungrateful b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is actually the advice I got from my mom about women. Not word for word mind you (would have been weird) but the general sentiment. Find an okay looking woman, but she has to be a good/decent woman. No prostitutes, no lazy c**ts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah some women are fricking mindblowingly hot while having sex, some aren’t. Now it depends of the taste of man, what they find really hot, but there is a huge difference in having sex with a very attractive woman who is also good at sex and enjoys it a lot compared to your average girl. For me, i like big breasts and asses but also pretty faces and found this 33 yo milf with huge milky breasts and wide hips but a slim, elegant body otherwise. She also looked very beautiful from face and was a total 10/10 ten years ago. I know it’s an anime pic but pic related is the closest image of her looks that i’ve found. Her looks combined with the fact that she was very experienced in sex and a sex hungry kinky girl at heart made my dick absolutely diamonds while we had sex and i seriously contemplated marrying her. I don’t know what kind of giga chad you have to be to find a woman like that who isn’t a +30 year old mother, but all women are definetly not the same sexual attraction in bed wise.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autumn probably ruined his life even more. What a moron

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >effeminate narcissistic guy falls in love with a woman who looks like she could be his twin sister
    Homosexual trait. This is how you can spot a closeted gay.

    Actual heterosexual men love women who are their polar opposite.
    This is why I only date black queens.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn’t marry your school sweetheart, then all that’s left for you is a sea of crazy used up prostitutes. Play with at your own risk

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was wrong and she was right.

    He punching above his weight when dating her, morever he was also a try hard, which is a put off to women.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm not looking for a relationship"
    >proceeds to start a relationship
    >"no actually I get to give you as many mixed signals as I want, lead you on, show zero regard for your time, and leave whenever it gets slightly inconvenient for me and then pretend like its your fault"
    Nah frick her.
    If she really didn't want a relationship she shouldn't have started a relationship and then tried to delude herself into thinking she was doing something completely different.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can do whatever she wants.
      The moment he opens the door he is the one in the wrong and he can't complain about anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you never been down bad for a chick? You keep telling yourself that she'll come around eventually because accepting the idea the she's bound to leave you is too painful

      also this, the concept itself of starting a "not serious" relationship is stupid and manipulative

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn’t big enough for her and also a hot head

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      many such cases.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if I say “teehee, but I don’t really want a relationship” before obviously starting to date someone, I can frick around behind his back or ghost him whenever I feel like it without feeling guilty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nowadays chicks go one step further and ask for an open/poly relationship

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one here has been in an actual relationship btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did have a relationship that kind of mirrored this movie. I was the romantic cuck that had his not-gf come over to the apartment at 3 am to apologize for being a c**t and denying we were in a relationship.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exact same thing, one second we're about to go off to college and she says we could maybe rent an apartment together, next she says she was dating me as a rebound anyways and I should stop being clingy. It fricked me up when she ended but goddamn looking back I dodged a bullet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >girl starts college
          >immediately splits up with her high school boyfriend
          You shouldn't feel bad, I'd venture to guess this happens >90% of the time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not about to say men can’t be cruel or obnoxious. But having that switch flip from “you’re my whole world!!” to “you mean nothing to me.” seems a uniquely feminine phenomenon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek you’re just inexperienced, men lovebomb women all the time when they’re horny.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the director's cut, he kidnaps her, skull fricks her to death, removes her skin and wears it like a set of Paul Smith pajamas. He was the killer the entire time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To think she would age like milk and get married to the uncircumcised property brother.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always thought she would've committed to him if he got a job training to be an architect. She's constantly urging him to do that for a reason - it's not because she wants him to fulfil his dreams or some shit, it's because she cares about social status and future financial security like all women do. He loses her by sticking with his bullshit job and failing to show ambition.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not because she wants him to fulfil his dreams or some shit, it's because she cares about social status and future financial security like all women do.

      After they turn 25, women start referring to their partners and ex's by their jobs

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >love bomb

    What does this zoomer term mean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means over showering someone with affection and love declarations very early on, when the other party hasn't really developed that sort of connection with you yet.

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