In black and white please where it’s just a solo performance by Benedict Wong as he plays off of Richard Attenborough’s actual corpse they dug up and dressed in Hammond’s clothes.
Jurassic Park: 1 billion
Lost World: 600 million
Jurassic Park 3: 300 million
Jurassic World: 1.6 billion
Jurassic World 2: 1.3 billion
Jurassic World 3: 900 million
These movies make less money each time. The public has limited interest in dinosaur content, if you make too much they'll get fatigue and stop giving a shit. >but kids always love dinosaurs
kids are content to watch the same old movie on repeat. the data speaks for itself.
The new JP trilogy was dogs hit, every new movie worse than the last. It's cool to see new dino species being shown but otherwise the plot and characters are moronic. There's only a few scenes in each movie which make them memorable.
How in the frick could anyone thinking Fallen Kingdom is better than anything? That was embarrassingly bad. Do you have a learning disability or suffered head trauma or something?
There's something about the way the new movies use the dinosaurs that makes the whole thing seem cheap and generic. The dinos don't have the same kind of grandiose and weight like the first movie and to the lesser extent the og sequels do. In the original every time a dino is on screen it grabs your full attention where as these new movies the dinos seem way more blah and generic and more like plot devices than the focus of the films
>dinosaurs are very expensive effects to put in a movie >all the dinosaur scenes are shot like the dinosaurs matter
vs >dinosaurs are a cheap effect that an indian CGI "artist" creates for five dollars a day >the movie treats dinosaur shots like they're cheap
No, she's deliberately jutting her ribcage out with her chest puffed up. Probably because the deranged Hollywood culture has made her feel self-conscious about her perfectly fine medium sized breasts.
I am a Jurassic simp but I feel like they're falling off a cliff. They can't even be fun dinosaur movies anymore because they added that moronic rule about "no unearned deaths" and in the new one they didn't even follow that because we couldn't have a heckin dinosaur kill the evil china man
>and in the new one they didn't even follow that because we couldn't have a heckin dinosaur kill the evil china man
They're just keeping up the precedent set when the first movie allowed Hammond to live, even though he deserved a terrible death.
That's no doubt impressive but when you think about it it actually makes the MCU's numbers more impressive. They pump out those mediocre movies at a rate of 2-3 a year and they're earning almost a billion on average. Admittedly the last two Avengers movies probably bump that average up significantly though.
Jurassic doesn't make a lot movies though
Now give me a gritty 1980s scifi clone movie about Hammond and Wu being mad scientists.
In black and white please where it’s just a solo performance by Benedict Wong as he plays off of Richard Attenborough’s actual corpse they dug up and dressed in Hammond’s clothes.
so after pratt tilogy what gonna happened?
That sounds impressive and its is but you have to remember there are like 30+ MCU films. The closest comparison I can think of is James Bond.
Godzilla did it first, and better.
Jurassic Park: 1 billion
Lost World: 600 million
Jurassic Park 3: 300 million
Jurassic World: 1.6 billion
Jurassic World 2: 1.3 billion
Jurassic World 3: 900 million
These movies make less money each time. The public has limited interest in dinosaur content, if you make too much they'll get fatigue and stop giving a shit.
>but kids always love dinosaurs
kids are content to watch the same old movie on repeat. the data speaks for itself.
JW3 will hit 1 billion mark soon. It's still crazy how much money it made.
>Jurassic Park
1 good movie
>MCU
0 good movies
>Star Wars
2 good movies
The ABSOLUTE state
The new JP trilogy was dogs hit, every new movie worse than the last. It's cool to see new dino species being shown but otherwise the plot and characters are moronic. There's only a few scenes in each movie which make them memorable.
>every new movie worse than the last.
No shit.
Fallen Kingdom > World > Dominion
All the characters were more interesting than Jurassic Park, sorry. You can keep your shirtless israeliteblum.
How in the frick could anyone thinking Fallen Kingdom is better than anything? That was embarrassingly bad. Do you have a learning disability or suffered head trauma or something?
There's something about the way the new movies use the dinosaurs that makes the whole thing seem cheap and generic. The dinos don't have the same kind of grandiose and weight like the first movie and to the lesser extent the og sequels do. In the original every time a dino is on screen it grabs your full attention where as these new movies the dinos seem way more blah and generic and more like plot devices than the focus of the films
>dinosaurs are very expensive effects to put in a movie
>all the dinosaur scenes are shot like the dinosaurs matter
vs
>dinosaurs are a cheap effect that an indian CGI "artist" creates for five dollars a day
>the movie treats dinosaur shots like they're cheap
Go figure.
SEXY WHITE LEADS MAKE MONEY *GASP*
Her spine must hurt from thrusting her rib cage out like that all the time.
Her spine must hurt from carrying all DAT ASS
Her ass is carried by her legs, not her spine.
Women’s spines go that way naturally for that very purpose, no joke.
No, she's deliberately jutting her ribcage out with her chest puffed up. Probably because the deranged Hollywood culture has made her feel self-conscious about her perfectly fine medium sized breasts.
SEXY REPTILE LADIES WITH SHARP CLAWS, LONG TAILS AND THICK THIGHS MAKE MONEY *GASP*
That too. Their combined power is unstoppable.
>SEXY WHITE LEADS
and white male actors with moderately conservative political views
>moderately conservative political views
15 years ago, everything he believes today would have classified him as a batshit liberal progressive.
Type of movie that does well in China
I am a Jurassic simp but I feel like they're falling off a cliff. They can't even be fun dinosaur movies anymore because they added that moronic rule about "no unearned deaths" and in the new one they didn't even follow that because we couldn't have a heckin dinosaur kill the evil china man
>and in the new one they didn't even follow that because we couldn't have a heckin dinosaur kill the evil china man
They're just keeping up the precedent set when the first movie allowed Hammond to live, even though he deserved a terrible death.
The Avatar franchise is averaging almost $3 billion per film
That's no doubt impressive but when you think about it it actually makes the MCU's numbers more impressive. They pump out those mediocre movies at a rate of 2-3 a year and they're earning almost a billion on average. Admittedly the last two Avengers movies probably bump that average up significantly though.