MCU HERCULES

What are your expectations for him?
How will he and Thor interact?
Which villain will they inevitably team up against at the end of Thor 5?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How will he and Thor interact?
    sex i hope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      they already implied that thor was having feelings for Starlord the same way he had for the random girls he fricked. Taika would definitely make thor frick a man if he could

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to cover up. That's objectifying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay to objectify males because you objectify their strength. For women, you objectify their weakness, which is creepy. Everyone wants to be strong, no one wants to be weak.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you implying that big breasts are a weakness?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Big ass without cellulose is literally impossible without a ton of muscle on your glutes and thighs, allowing you to run, jump, and kick with greater strength
        >Big breasts always looks the best with a rack of muscle underneath and a strong back holding them up in a power pose
        80s barbie dolls were basically amazonians in makeup. The anorexic look only really appeared in the 90s along with androgyny and tight leather covering everything up.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't look chad enough. His voice isn't deep enough.
    >Which villain will they inevitably team up against at the end of Thor 5?
    Maybe Pluto if they feel like paying lip service to the comics.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They turned Thor into what Hercules is supposed to be so either Hercules becomes Thor's foil or they go frat boy god bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then what is Thor supposed to be?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stoic, noble and regal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everyone fails at what they are supposed to be

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roy Kent really is every fricking where.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch his show, haven't seen Thor yet, but he doesn't seem hunky enough, no homo

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks moronic

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OHNONONONONONO
    it's X3 all over again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait to see Namor

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rat Faced-knacker

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We live in a world where fricking Malekith and Gorr made their Thor movie appearances before Hercules. How does that make you feel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's okay honestly. Malekith and Gorr are GOAT Thor villains.
      You should be made that they, and no doubt Hercules too, will be bland and forgettable.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not really a character he's just a walking dildo for She-Hulk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were they actually ever paired up?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just as frick buddies.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He will be gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'll be as gay as Disney Plus Loki, I'm sure.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So when are they ditching the kid?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never, but they'll age her up and recast.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is it possible that Taika Waipipi tastes so bad, Hercules looks like shit, that homosexual beard

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool story bro.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Which villain will they inevitably team up against at the end of Thor 5?

    Probably another wasted A-list actor.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hercules and Thor fight at first but then become bros and fight Ares at the end. Easy.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hercules will be dumb as frick and be on the level of thor in terms of 'dude bro'

    the one difference is hercules will be gay and he'll lend his help to a new team of avengers (hopefully west coast avengers)

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