Me on the left.

Me on the left.

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Giganotosaurus has to be the worst designed Dinosaurs of the entire series.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just so lazy. Same as the Indominus Rex and whatever the T-Rex/Raptor hybrid from Fallen Kingdom was. They all look the same!!! It's infuriating!! Make a cool new dinosaur. I liked that the Spinosaurus looked visually distinct from the T-Rex.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it always have to be a carnivore? Make it a fucked up sauropod or some shit, or a Quetzalcoatlus

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up nerd.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Quetzalcoatlus would be unreal. I still think they should have got more mileage out of the Mosasaurus or the Pteranodon's in Jurassic World. They were the coolest parts.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why did all aquatic dinosaurs die out? Some of the smaller ones could survive under current conditions in the oceans, couldn't they?
            Are sharks and whales just superior?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              whales evolved after the big aquatic dinos died out. The niche for an oceanic superpredator was empty.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Mosasaurus is actually a pre-historic reptile, as are all the other "aquatic dinosaurs."
              The impact that killed the dinosaurs also altered the pH of the oceans and lowered the oxygen content. The reptiles didn't evolve quickly enough to deal with it so they died, while sharks did so they thrived.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like bullshit some israelite made up and published in a textbook.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Make it a fucked up sauropod or some shit
          Primal did just that, pure kino.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Therizinosaurus was there, and it participated in the final battle. Kinda meh though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          People forget with all the talk about Therapods that the most powerful dinosaurs are sauropods. A deranged pissed off sauropod would be a terrifying villain.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >sauropod equivalent of musth season

            Imagine the carnage

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              HOLY SHIT THAT POOR HIPPO MOMMA

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              BASED elephant killing that murder machine.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >slow ass fat compost heaps with legs
            >threatening

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The most powerful were fucking trikes and the franchise has done NOTHING with the second most iconic dinosaur in the entire fucking world for the last 100 years.

            It should've been a "real" bull trike, showing the massive difference between the genuine article and the pussy tiny retards with frog DNA. A bull trike instagibbing the giga would've been ultra hype, eternal rivals working together. Instead we got the lame cuckoldsaurus doing the bare minimum of not moving at all except slightly lifting its arms so the t-rex could throw the giga at its claws

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Spino had a great color scheme, the red really made him stand out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The spinosaurus design was pure kinosaurus. Lots of personality, far more threatening than the trash the new trilogy shat up.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I never thought I'd see the day when I'd look at spino's design favorably but here we are. I wish he'd be closer to the water bear version irl. Spino rules the rivers, T.
            rex rules the land

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's a shame the animatronic was so stiff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They all look the same!!!
        Ehh not really. Indoraptor is constantly running around on all fours like some kind of fucked up iguana, and the color scheme of it and Ind Rex really make them out to be aberrations that'd never appear in nature compared to the other dinosaurs. When you get to play around with them in a game like Jurassic World Evolution you really develop an appreciation for their design when you can see them clearly in the daytime and not through the black/shaky movie camera

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Indoraptor's design is fine, it's the way he was underutilised in JW2 that pissed me off. He was supposed to have night vision, super smell, etc basically the perfect hunting machine, but he just behaved like a retard. Couldn't find 3 sweaty humans in the same room. Lost to Blue.

          At least in JW3 they went full schlock with the controllable laser guided raptors, the Dichen Lachman/Atrociraptor scenes were pure Schlockkino.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Spino had a great color scheme, the red really made him stand out.

        The spinosaurus design was pure kinosaurus. Lots of personality, far more threatening than the trash the new trilogy shat up.

        They had a perfect design in the game already. Do people really can't tell it apart from rexy unless you strap a bunch of spikes on it? They even go out of their way to say his name every time the giga appears onscreen just to be sure.

        The Giga scene at the elevated station is a copy of the Rex scene in DC1 tho; giant carnivore dino breaking through glass

        I doubt it's a direct reference but it reminded me of DC2's silo fight. I was hoping they were going to set a gas leak alight with the taser to fend off the giga.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad we have good in-game Giga design in JWE. I made a red one and called her Regina, she's my baby.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's on par with the hybrid abominations, nearly all the jworld designs look disgusting, but pyroraptor takes the cake for the biggest turd.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least it keeps that design ethos of looking like a theme park monster. Therizinosaurus and Pyroraptor are arguably worse.
      Yes, especially because fo the feathers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way to make Therizinosaurus look like a monster.
        It's just a giant bird lizard that eats leaves.
        They only put it in the movie because normies found out that it existed and it had huge claws so they started cramming it into everything overnight, like Ark.
        The fact that it kills the Giga is so dumb.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >There's no way to make Therizinosaurus look like a monster
          Here's the thing, you don't have to make it look like a monster, you just have to make it look idealistcally aesthetic like most JP dinosaurs look.
          Which means scrap the feathers and give it a cool scaled design.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I was into dinosaurs as a kid and even back then (early 2000s) all depictions of Therizinosaurus I saw had feathers.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's not true because I was also into dinosaurs and this was always THE depecition of Therizinosaurus at the time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                depiction*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Baryonyx and Pyroraptor are way worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they give it a shitty baby sail?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably wanted the acrocanthosaurus audience

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s edgy, which I suppose is a continuation of these movies being about kaiju fighting instead of theme park animals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's trying her hardest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The worst thing is that it doesn't even affect the plot
      Its role could just have been given to the T. rex itself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fixed, as simple as that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Giganotosaurus

      did they really named it that? thats... unbelievable. my nephew is five years old and named his big t-rex action figure Giganto. how fucking creativly bankcrupt is hollywood?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Designs like this are extra embarrassing these days now that we know more about what they really looked like. I know that these are fictional movies and don't have to be realistic but it's still distracting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But in 20 years time they'll have just changed their minds about the 'real' look again.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the left about to receive a heavy warm stinky chunky diarrhea explosion directly into my mouth
    Glorp glorp glorp motherfucker

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me at the back.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why does she stand like a retard?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Holding in massive poops.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The question is. Why does she have the same weird fucking Romulan outfit in different colors?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I see it now, her dresses definitely has the weird broad shoulders of Romulan uniforms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      arrgh you know what i wanna do
      i wanna put her flat face down, tear of her panties with my teeth like a rabid animal
      then i wanna put my dick in her from behind riding her rough like an ass jockey whipping her ass going all Tally-ho! Tally-ho! Tally-ho!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her tits look amazing in that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Really?
        Because personally I was thinking the aspect ratio was way off. Way too wide and flat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The bright green looks good on her pale freckled skin and they look nice and full

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >they look nice and full
            I must be looking at a different picture

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Porn fried your brain is all

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I enjoy looking at round breasts. Shape is very important. Size/porn are memes. If your tits look rectangular they're not interesting to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/U9SKz3C.jpg

      Me on the left.

      mommy

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love how BDH IMMEDIATELY started to fatten up once shooting wrapped on Dominion. Go look at her Instagram, it's bonerific. She has photos from just after the movie finished, and she's in her thin form. Then, she has photos from a scant few weeks later, and she's already packed weight on.

    She really is a fat girl in her deepest of hearts. I wish she'd stop acting and move to directing full time. It would probably let her natural BBW state assert itself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I swear to god I don't like fatties but for some reason it's hot how she immediately gives in to her fat girl desires

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Life sure would be swell if I was employed as BDH's personal toilet.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Richard Little in the back sucking the black right off a dick

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a totally dogshit dress. She knows she doesn't have tits so why do this. Fucking insane.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if that little fastener holding her cups together gave up

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too fat, too pale.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ONE JOB

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Giga scene at the elevated station is a copy of the Rex scene in DC1 tho; giant carnivore dino breaking through glass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no Dino Crisis remake like RE2

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sadly Dino Crisis is long forgotten. Low sales and a mediocre sequel didn't help its legacy.

  12. 1 year ago
    01001101 01000100 01000110

    >Me on the left.
    Dinosoy.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her soft, chubby body sliding down that T-Rex's throat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      like when you have a really nice piece of pork belly

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollywood homosexuals make her lose weight every time she has an acting job

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that but when they caught onto the fact that we were enjoying her fat ass they started hiding it

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ill watch it if the dumpersaurus is heavily featured if you get what i am saying

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yea she got her own action scenes, lots of sweating and crawling. These pervert filmmakers know what people want

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    trex making the based boy face. its over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >trex

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Giga honestly didn't deserve that ending, he wasnt near assholish enough like Indominus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trex shot first.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are we talking paleontologically accounted-for Giga sizes, or a fucking ARK-tier giga here?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bigger...why do they always go bigger?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why does she get with the dinosaurs?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's Christina hendricks

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of dino is that on the right?
    >Brappasaurus Sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me at the back.

      I don't know.

      Jurassic Park? Moar liek...
      >HER-ASS-T H I C C PAWG!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gottem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me at the back.

      I don't know.

      [...]

      Bryce Dallas Howard? Moar liek...
      >BRAP! DATASS BLOWHARD!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Jurassic Park? Moar liek...
      >HER-ASS-T H I C C PAWG!

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Bryce Dallas Howard? Moar liek...
      >BRAP! DATASS BLOWHARD!!!

      Heartily kek'd

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What if her titties just popped out and i was a reporter for just jared and i was like bidi bidi mommy give bidi and she give bidi and I'm good boy for her and mmmmm bidi

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    those jeans are absolutely struggling to stay together. moments away from completely ripping apart.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's why they use the same materials for motorcycle trousers, superb tensile strength

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Indeed. A round, firm posterior is a crucial asset when poised upon uneven surfaces such as my helpless face.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Careful. asiaticmoot, worshiper of israelites, and his tranny jannie cronies hate beautiful actresses.
    This thread could be nuked at any moment.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    mommy

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fallen Kingdom is worse than Jurassic Park 3. Prove me wrong.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Won't sell toys

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    booba

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    IM GONNA

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    mommy

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what did she do, eat Malcolm? Holy shit

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Christina fags are retards as usual.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Giganotosaurus literally did nothing wrong, it was just living its life

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Lex Murphy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my fucking dick

      god how I wish I could kiss her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >natural haircolor on a woman
      I forget how pretty women are sometimes with all the makeup and hair toners

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are dinofags like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When you're a gay hammer everything starts looking like gay nails.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No that's just fags. Remember when they tried to cancel pokemon because they didn't allow same sex breeding?

      Let me make sure you understood that, same sex BREEDING, for EGGS, same sex REPRODUCTION. homosexuals are retards

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    those are some frightening eyes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Redheads are pretty scary.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AWITHA TEETHA

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