MEGAFLOPOLIS

It's over for Coppola and Driver

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very based if this kills Driver's career. Never liked that homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gyno goblin was a mistake

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can Driver be the star of so many flops and still keep getting hired?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's a great actor.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look like they stole the volume graphics from the batman?
    Is the volume the worst Hollywood meme?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He started off using Volume but had to bail because it was super expensive so he went to greenscreen/cgi instead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What a mess. Why did he cast these 'people'. Critics say the actibg is bad and i believe it. All the actors are try hards

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to be super kino and movie of the year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If we get to see it
      No one is going to pick this thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's always Netflix or Amazon Prime. Netflix funded Blonde, and Amazon funded Too Old to Die Young. They could easily afford to buy and dump Megalopolis on their service.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they only buy globohomosexual gay shit

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't a single auteur who hasn't tried to get a piece of Driver in the last decade. He's the actor of his generation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tried to get a piece of Driver
      I'll be they did, if you catch my drift

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How to identify kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >3% Kino Detected

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    israelites are on full damage control, reminder they are review bombing it. This movie calls them out for ruining the US, Rome, New York, and Film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      RT's off-system critics are divided about this film. Ign gave it 9

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he holding at lens to make sure he can see Mexico in the distance?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep casting this afghan hound looking guy

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character names are bizarre: Wow Platinum, Hamilton Crassus III, etc
    >LaBeouf and his sisters are fricking each other, and he also goes down on Aubrey Plaza as she cuts off his rat-tail
    >there's a pop star called Vesta Sweetwater whose selling point is that she's still a virgin, with a fundraiser held to keep her virginity intact
    >LaBeouf releases a deepfake of her and Adam Driver to thwart the campaign, leading to Driver being accused of statutory rape
    >there's a scene of Jon Voight revealing what initially looks like an erection but is in fact a tiny bow and arrow, which he fires into the ass cheeks of one character
    >at the end of the film LaBeouf is tied up by a mob and hit in the stomach with a MAGA cap
    even as someone who likes a lot of Coppola's past movies this looks like dogshit, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested in seeing how much of a clusterfrick this is

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >identifying piss

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its all subjective but on past "films I like/average reviews" evidence I'm now almost certain this is the greatest film ever made.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood will not divide us, watch my movie

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the audience for this in cinemas?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kinosseurs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Plebs can line up for the next cheese filled hobo dick of a capeshit flick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Old thin decrepit boomers wearing cardigans and New Balance shoes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Siskel

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oscar sweep incoming

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many humiliation rituals does Shia have to do

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Driver would disappear already.

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