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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meh. it's something to watch.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you just look at my eye?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh it's a reference to the shitty digital circus zoomer slop designed to burn your synapses out so you become a pleasure slave. Nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So I nailed it. You guys used to try.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          take your meds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            get new material

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              get new meds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no u

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meds are good 4 you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no u

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Repeating one's self is a sign of a mental breakdown.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still seething
                no u

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still repeating yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meds. NOW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >projection

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Calls others slave
                >He adopts the mannerisms of his father figure (a schizo youtuber)

                Sad. Many such cases

                >has to invent bullshit to win an argument
                Very pathetic, I expected better from you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesters existed before that troony cartoon moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 was in production waaaay before TADC was even public knowledge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to Strawberry Clock form Newgrounds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ratboy genius. Oney even did a cover of it like a decade ago.
      It was big among newgrounds creators because of how "soulful" it was.
      This thing was huge in like 2010, are you guys that new?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are many things that need to be erased.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it would be remembered if it was fricking good? Lmao
        Salad Fingers is renowned by normies everywhere. This gay ass shit was remembered by troons only

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i only remember this

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best episode.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these 2 YouTube nerds get 11 minutes every time and fail to make 1 funny joke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's your favorite comedy anon, im sure you're a really fun person to be around and your taste reflects that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are you personally offended for people who probably resent you, unless you have a vested interest in its success? you're not the media you consume, slave.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Calls others slave
          >He adopts the mannerisms of his father figure (a schizo youtuber)

          Sad. Many such cases

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People who spend their time talking about what they don't like instead of what they do like and what inspires them are typically not very successful people in their day to day financially, socially, intellectually, romantically etc. Just sad mediocre uninspired slop people

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          na hating on things is good. its how you keep standards up. hugbox mentality leads to our current situation

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yessir

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao triggered
        Name me 1 joke from a smiling friends episode and I'll tell you the cartoon they ripped it from and did worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. copyright israelite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          smoke weed fill our bellies with diet soda and play burnout revenge on the Ps2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pee s tuuuu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shrek 1, come at me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I've been watching Futurama (seen some episodes here and there but never season to season) and they put a lot more effort into crafting jokes than Smiling Friends does for sure.

        Smiling Friends if they were telling the mummy jerky joke:
        >Boss: [staring intently] I have here... this ten thousand year old mummy [eyes bulge]... AND I AM GOING TO EAT IT!
        >Pim: alright not sure why you're telling us this
        >Charlie: yeah go right ahead dude eat that mummy jerky
        >Boss: [opens box dramatically, it's empty] wait what
        >[live action human enters, chewing on mummy jerky]
        >Boss: what the FRICK man
        >Charlie: where did that guy come from i've never seen him before in my life
        >Pim: oh um I think that's fred he bagged my groceries one time
        >Charlie: over at kroger's?
        >Pim: yeah kroger's yeah, prices have really gone up lately
        >Boss: [staring silently at fred]
        >Fred: [finishes eating mummy jerky] oh dude i'm sorry i didnt know that was yours
        >Boss: [suddenly runs right up to Fred and rips his head off with his mouth, blood spurts everywhere]
        >Pim: HOLY SHIT
        >Charlie: WHAT THE FRICK
        >Allan: i'm not cleaning that up
        >[roll credits]

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ha ha exactly also the creator is a nazi.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Futurama good
          >Smiling Friends bad
          >Blogpost
          This is the worst most reddit thing I've read on this site today. Bravo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You go on reddit a lot?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does Zach just have a fricking damage control team on retainer or something? It’s every damn post that’s even remotely critical with this shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe go back you fricking sap, you can jerk off your shitty nuCartoon then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ChatGPT, make a Smiling Friends bit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ChatGPT:
            Scene: Inside a dimly lit café, Pim and Charlie are huddled over their laptops, whispering conspiratorially. The Boss, an imposing figure with a twinkle in his eye, approaches with a mischievous grin.

            Pim: (nervously) "Okay, so I found the blueprints online. The owl statue is located in the inner sanctum, heavily guarded."

            Charlie: (adjusting his glasses) "We'll need distraction, stealth, and... maybe some snacks?"

            Boss: (smirking) "Leave that to me, boys. I've got a plan that'll make them think they're at a birthday party."

            [Cut to Bohemian Grove, under the cover of darkness. Pim, Charlie, and the Boss are dressed in all-black gear, creeping through the ancient redwoods.]

            Pim: (whispering) "There it is, the owl statue. It's... bigger than I expected."

            Charlie: (checking his watch) "We have exactly 3 minutes and 27 seconds until the next guard rotation."

            Boss: (holding up a bag of snacks) "Time to unleash Operation: Distraction!"

            [The Boss starts tossing snacks into the air. Guards look confused as snacks rain down from above.]

            Guard #1: "Is that... potato chips?"

            Guard #2: "No, those are definitely pretzels!"

            [Meanwhile, Pim and Charlie dash towards the statue, carefully maneuvering through the chaos created by the falling snacks. They reach the owl statue just as the guards are occupied with the unexpected snack attack.]

            Pim: (whispering) "Got it! Let's get out of here before they notice."

            Charlie: (grinning) "Quick thinking, Boss. They never saw us coming."

            Boss: (chuckling) "Who knew snacks could be such a powerful weapon? Now, let's vanish into the night, gentlemen."

            [The trio disappears into the shadows, leaving behind a trail of bewildered guards and a mysteriously missing owl statue. As they make their escape, the Boss hums a tune, satisfied with another successful mission.]

            Boss: "Mission accomplished, boys. Who's up for pizza?"

            Pim and Charlie: (in unison) "Best. Boss. Ever."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine going so full contrarian that you start simping for nu-futurama

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have absolutely zero grasp over the smiling friends writing style. you understand not one single bit about it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow smiling friends sounds like gay reddit shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aqua Teen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Linkara. Name a funnier comedian internet reviewer that isn't linkara or jon tron. frick smilin friend sir

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Spamtopia and the voices a reference to Strawberry Clock and the Clock Gang?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It came to mind but I think their references are so broad it could be a lot of things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a general feference to guys like them and the Star Syndicate that used to spam the Newgrounds Flash portal back in the day.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was half wishing to see those two eyeball guys from saltys this episode

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun dmt reference. I know that shit is floating around everywhere nowadays especially with DMT pens being such a big thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminded me more of a salvia trip then dmt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Jester is a DMT trope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      psychedelics are a meme the low IQ people who never experience an inner monologue or visualization without a drug

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should try talking about things you DO like, nobody wants to sit around and hear some guy b***hing and crying all the time about everything. Get it together man, there's more to life than the internet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like a homosexual. Get back to work.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Heh drugs are for losers I'm so clever because Im 34 and live in my mother's basement and never touched a drug (or female)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive done DMT, LSD, shrooms, DXM, PCP, 4-HO-MET, nitrous, salvia, weed, coke, xanax, MDMA, and ket
          theres nothing profound in drugs. the psychedelic meme is just normalgays whove never been able to access their imagination before

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Babbys first google search of psychedelic drugs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't think of anything weirder than getting personally offended and defensive over someone disliking drugs. Are drugs your whole personality?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't think of anything weirder than coping that you were too much of a loser not to try drugs

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not 1 but 2 inexplicable Deus Ex Machinas
    I mean, that's just bad writing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The red israeliteel was a Chekhov’s Gun, not a deus ex machina. Gotta take your media literacy card, bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plim was saved because that dude was his pen pal. You could see it coming from the start.
      The rest of the plot are non sequiturs and nothing is supposed to make much sense. They want it to be like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they set literally all of it up, pim only went on the adventure because he knew some spammish, which tied into him having a spammish penpal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And he just happens to also be the ruler of this land as well as the guy they were about to meet? Pick one and I'll allow it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but
          >Dude, this cartoon of total fricking nonsense is nonsense
          The story doesn't fricking matter. It's not a narrative driven show where they try to have a point. It's a bunch of skits involving characters with defined personalities getting involved in surreal and absurd situations. Picking apart the logic of the episode is like doing the same thing to Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Sealab 2020 or hell, Beavis and Butthead. Analyzing it on a pendantic plot hole level when there is no discernable plot is autistic. Just don't like the show because it's not funny. It doesn't make you laugh. That's enough as it is. But pretending as if the show failed on a narrative level when it is not the type of show or genre to focus on that is autistic.
          The most it does is set up the jokes for later punch lines like the Renaissance Men or the Land Lord.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No more rule

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The waitress powerpointing away when the Boss asked about loggers actually scared me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lagers, not loggers you fricking idiot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was a play on keyloggers because Spamtopians are living malware...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its okay lil anon

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely detailed face close-up with loud sounds
    10/10 peak of comedy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie you think green text and reddit meme Images are peak comedy you have no room to have an opinion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how you doing zach

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >peak Cinemaphile culture is reddit actually
        newbie just stop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are using greentext wrong AND that image is not even a Cinemaphile one.
          You have absolutely no idea what Cinemaphile culture was like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He says posting an image of a close up of a highly detailed face

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's low IQ and can only think in meme images he gets from /r/soijak

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The hypocrisy was stunning

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's low IQ and can only think in meme images he gets from /r/soijak

            >doesn't understand irony
            fitting you're getting so defensive about this sloppy friends then kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I was only pretending to be moronic!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you seething so hard in this thread about people criticising the show?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not mad that you call me out, you're fricking mad!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >seethes at anyone who says the season isn't funny

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"Extremely detailed faces aren't funny!"
                >Posts an extremely detailed face
                >"NOOOO, I-I-I'M ONLY BEING IRONIC. FRICK OFF!"

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else notice this show recycles the same 5 jokes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like that joke they did where the Boss says something creepy in a dark voice that's juxtaposed with his nice voice HAHA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because the person who animates the boss ("sick animations") uses that as his whole schtick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is the show has virtually no actual jokes.

      >what if....... disturbing thing happens
      >what if....... they talk over each other

      I still watch because it's pretty comfy, though. Only time I actually laughed out loud was during the shrimp episode with the school shooter comment (an actual joke).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You laughed at one of the most unfunny and basic parts then

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First person to get an Eye Man tattoo wins reddit gold.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this was my least favourite episode, it felt like a lot of missed potential from spamtopia. But instead it was just an assault on the senses for no real joke/ cool visuals. Just rick and Morty style weirdness with no reason. I know episodes are really short but why even try to cram the dumb oscar pen pal thing just to get a smile in the show when it doesn't make me laugh and isn't smart. Needs more 3d squelton

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this show is an exhibition of different animation styles. Like it's showing big networks they have the skills to do more if they are allowed to. Kind of like The Amazing World of Gumball but Gumball was made by actually talented animators and writers and had substance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They need to make a YTP character that's just a stock footage man and all his lines are edited together

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who’s the closest to a mainstream YTPer? CS188? Numberer1, maybe. EmpLemon has the chops, but he doesn’t do YTPs anymore

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Rum Chum and dathings1 were both pretty big.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Could they licence footage from an old celebrity or something and get them edited saying some weird shit on network television. Would be pretty cool if they got JFK saying my two dads or some shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The unending autism of someone like 256pialternate would be a good fit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but Gumball was made by actually talented animators and writers and had substance.
        Because it wasn't made by ecelebs aka the modern era of hacks. Also Gumball was made by euros not burgers from a shithole overrated country

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gumball's writing had substance?

        Bro, I don't even eat cereal with milk to that type of children cartoons anymore. Gumball is SpongeBob tier of turning your brain off and just checking Twitter Instead because it's a much better use of your time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Smiling friends is SpongeBob tier of turning your brain off and just checking Twitter Instead because it's a much better use of your time.

          Sry I meant this Gumball is kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spongebob came out before you were even born

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Spongebob came out in 1986?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eceleb circlejerking and poor usage of references doesn't make smiling friends better than Gumball moron
          Gumball is for children. If that fricking trash connects with you, you're a fricking child.

          This one of you homosexual?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you draw just like zach wow!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            internet personalities are so obnoxious. nobody who matters acts like this in real life.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you saving troony memes?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but Gumball was made by actually talented animators and writers and had substance.
        Because it wasn't made by ecelebs aka the modern era of hacks. Also Gumball was made by euros not burgers from a shithole overrated country

        Based and truthpilled, Gumball is way better than moronic Friends. Gumball has actual depth and emotion at times, when moronic friends is just gags and nothing more. It really tries to be an R&M and family guy when it keeps failing at it.

        Gumball's writing had substance?

        Bro, I don't even eat cereal with milk to that type of children cartoons anymore. Gumball is SpongeBob tier of turning your brain off and just checking Twitter Instead because it's a much better use of your time.

        eceleb circlejerking and poor usage of references doesn't make smiling friends better than Gumball moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eceleb circlejerking and poor usage of references doesn't make smiling friends better than Gumball moron
          Gumball is for children. If that fricking trash connects with you, you're a fricking child.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Smiling friends is for children more than Gumball since attracts autistic kids or man children just like yourself. Unlike Gumball which attracts the brightest minds and generally based people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gumball has no jokes in the entire show where they dont look at the camera and say this is silly right. Bottom tier kids cartoon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your diatribe is an assault on the senses, with no sense of humor in sight clearly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the world stopped being funny on 9/11 do an episode about that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turning the color saturation all the way up isn't funny in itself. There's so much they could've done with an ADHD schizo land, instead there's randomly ritual executions of people who look at people in the eye?? That's a joke?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's 11 minutes and they have two plots, not just one like SpongeBob. They have to rush some stuff.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's 11 minutes and they have 2 plots
            is that not enough time to write a joke?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It had good jokes. The frick are you on?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why did cartoons all suddenly become only 10-15mins long?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ADHD smartphone brain rot

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A good portion of children's cartoons from the 90's on were two 11 minute long episodes packaged into one 22 minute time slot. Adult Swim does it because, despite being one of the only reasons Cartoon Network is around anymore, they're run by cheapskates and give shows shoestring budgets

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Aqua Teen started airing nearly 25 years ago, anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a parody of China or North Korea not a parody of Digital Circus you fricking moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even know what that is so I'm not that other guy. It comes out of nowhere and is connected to nothing

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was super obvious from the start that they only wanted Plim and the boss to get in trouble in their psychotic version of North Korea, and end up getting out of it with a predictable deus ex machina situation. It wasn't a place to hang out for funny hijinks.

              And then the whole place went from a dictatorship to anarchy and nuked itself.
              I thought that was funny. I wish it happened to NK as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Plim
                It's Pim right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care. It's 11 minutes of some crap I watch on Kimcartoons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is browsing /tv just a compulsion for you now? No joy in it anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I only came here to check if there were any threads about Nancy Mackenzie's death. But now that I'm paying more attention to it, that was yesterday lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >plim plim plop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                L is silent

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there's randomly ritual executions of people who look at people in the eye?
          I will now watch your show.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dude im gonna rape her

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite part

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, I'm enjoying this break up from the original formula. That premise was getting stale as frick.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coming to shill on Cinemaphile because you're running out of ideas
    >get free ideas you don't have to credit because worthless losers come up with better stuff
    >don't get renewed for third season
    >mfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is your face when?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot to write a joke for it, much like the creators of this show did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It already got renewed, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so? I'll never know or care. Media feels like a punishment lately, kinda like attending a mass when you're a child. But I guess I fricked up secularism as well, whatever. I'll just move to complete and utter apocalypse for everyone because I didn't get what I want out of this grotesque joke of a world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll never know
          you already do, stupid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have dementia. So all your shitty culture and banal tv shows are going straight down the crapper when I eventually become homeless due to my family wanting nothing to do with me.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best subtext so fat. Poor tyler

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else think zach is a hack piece of shit and we should kill him irl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm that could be a funny joke. Oh I get it the episode, it was about cancel culture.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes Allen you see this was all apart of my MASTER PLAN
    >You see it was I who bought out the entire cities supply of paper clips, just at the exact time that your boss would require them and I REMOVED all the paper clips from your workplace to facilitate this need
    >Only the shop in crimeville would have the clips you need but I already planted my message in the old mans box. But I know how clever you are Allen and you would surely obtain them
    >You see I then payed an INSANE gangster thousands to steal the clips as you leave where he would exit in a helicopter I purchased
    >He thinks his destination is Tijuana but his path will intersect with a restricted airspace, shooting both of you down
    >But you're resilient Allen so you'll surely survive and be met with my animatronic bigfoot and my british skeleton pirates and the monstrous ocean creature who will swallow you
    >But you'll defeat all of them and as you are tired and washed ashore you will open the box to find the note I left for you and without thinking you will come to this very destination where I will provide my request

    Has there ever been a more intelligent villain within cinema?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Intelligent
      >Has the inferior PS2 copy instead of the xbox copy of Burnout Revenge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he never hid cigarettes and weed from his parents in the old giant PS2 models
        pity your childhood anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he specify that they drink DIET soda while they smoke weed and play Burnout?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We maybe never understand the reasoning of a high level genius like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because diet soda is the funniest drink possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The yellow-orange thug guy is the best character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dj Spit lmfao
        He has an actual soundcloud page and its just that 1 song from season 1 looped

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what to THEENK no more
          https://m.soundcloud.com/user-864766702-278161325/pitz-paradise

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make beloved character with deep history and lore
    >Never mention him again
    Why does this keep happening in this show. Mr frog's the only one who's been made apart of the larger canon

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thing is obscure
    >Cinemaphilecels almost universally agree it's good
    >Thing gets popular
    >Cinemaphilecels claim it's woke/troony/jew/normie/slop and claim they always hated it
    lmaooooo you're so pathetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      modern Cinemaphile in general.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is the lowest IQ board bro. they just think whatever they are told to think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some of these homies here unironically say chowder is better than Gumball that should say how really and I MEAN really special they are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chowder is also shit made for toddlers. The lowest form of entertainment.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see why you can't appreciate the technical aspect of the shows and the animation. You don't have to act like some redditor about everything. It's low brow to sit around talking about what you don't like all the time, nobody wants to be see that or be around it or hear it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a whole shit ton of hour long video essays of people shitting on media most of them have loads of views too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There's a whole shit ton of hour long video essays of people shitting on media most of them have loads of views too.
                holy shit dude lol, go outside man there's more to life than the internet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >say there's a market for something with evidence of veracity
                >get told to go outside
                You're on the internet right now, hypocrite. Why don't you fricking leave if you love it so much?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm using the internet, I don't live on the internet and use it as my only point of reference like you do you fricking spazz

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was relevant to the conversation you little b***h. You just didn't like the answer, Legend of gaymor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shit like what said is the reason for moronic shit like

                second worst episode this season after the president one

                YouTube cartoon reviewers were a mistake. Now every homosexual has to rank baby cartoon shows like they’re a fricking critic. The President episode was fine, if you really hated it as much as you say you would not be watching the show.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're just gonna throw the toys out of the crib when there's discussion on a forum then what's the frickin point in talking. Yes both those episodes were worse than the others. Yes we can discuss why because it's interesting. If it's a baby cartoon show then wtf are you doing here? You like eating slop that has no intellectual value? Your post is just contradictory self owns

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What was so bad about those two episodes? I’ve seen Mr. President but not the other one. You can’t say random humor, or loud yelling, or whatever because that’s every single episode.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Less jokes, the jokes were more played out in the president episode. Plus the jimble actor was just a bad actor and not engaging. The fricking real life guy in this recent episode read his lines better than jimble. This episodes new ideas didn't have much meaning, it felt random like holds up spork humour. Mr frog being hunter s Thompson is a perfect example of a funny joke that has meaning. The waitress of oppressed medieval execution land just randomly jumpscares is the most memorable thing but it was entirely random and wasn't a joke. Frickin demon succubus Mr boss episode is way better than this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How to say you’re a moron without saying you’re a moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes complete sense when you see posts like:

        >troony comes to Cinemaphile to shill
        >gets mad whenever someone critiques it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gay, I've kissed men, I've held hands with men. I'm an individual who doesn't follow the crowd, and hence I'm high iq and at higher risk of aids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troony comes to Cinemaphile to shill
      >gets mad whenever someone critiques it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >troony
        Based 2020 election tourist
        Bushworld Adventures is one of the few things Cinemaphile universally loved. This is a Cusack board.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Twain said that whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to step back and reflect. And you know what, Mark Twain was wiser than a normie homosexual like you.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >anyone who doesn’t LOVE a cartoon with zero jokes or decent plots is out to HEKKIN DESTROY MY INTERNET FRIEND

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you leftists always deflect instead of answering the hypothetical?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pointing out how ridiculously absurd something is is deflecting
        Lots of people losing their media literacy cards today.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But are you okay with the scenario? Why are you unable to answer this?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you can only force a reddit meme so much before it's not fun any more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I feel like we're long overdue one. Hopefully someone submits a thread hint hints

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All cartoons are for children autismos

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got mogged by an indie youtube animator (speedoru). punch punch forever has better animation, comedy, voice acting, production value, sound design, and art direction and it's made by a bunch of indie artists. what was even the point of bowing to adult swim.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    second worst episode this season after the president one

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't fricking caaaaaaaare. It has those things, meaning it can be unpredictable and wild.
    Unlike shit like Gumball or SpongeBob that are designed for children and mouth breathers like you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unlike shit like Gumball or SpongeBob that are designed for children and mouth breathers like you.
      But enough about Adventure time and Regular show

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    celebs who are hippies and owns tigers isnt a better show

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gleb is love, Gleb is life.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've reached the point where these posts are funnier than the media they're about

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Objective S2 Tier List
    >Gwimbly
    >Allan Adventure
    >The Aliens
    >Brother's Egg
    >Tyler Gets Fired
    >The Boss Finds Love
    >Jimbles vs Mr.Frog
    Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG!

      Gwimbly > Alien > Spamtopia > President Jimbles > Alan > Demon Wife >>>> Brother's Egg

      The egg episode was the worst in the whole series, the only good gag was Mr Boss's dogface.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alan is a pleb filter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spamtopia
        Jimble
        Egg
        Gwimbly
        Wife
        Alan
        Alien

        there. I fixed the rankings.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it when something wacky happens and the characters point out it’s wacky

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like all the random jumpscares
    I have a weak heart I can't take too much more of this dudes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's too bad anon BOO!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing scares me because I'm a man, so the jumpscares are just funny to me.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woah man this show is like way better than rick and mortey bro its so funny wtf especially the part where the guy does the thing see its funny because it refrences this thing here. bro arent i smart for knowing the refrence?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    normal words but a neopuritan newgrounds lets player eceleb cameo mixed artstyles guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >neopuritan
      there's that troony term again

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >show about nothing
    >neopuritan slop
    >anti-nihlistic
    >made by an actual nazi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your rhetoric is so tired and stale and impotent

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively:

    Gwimbly = Mr. President > Brother’s Egg > Spamtopia > Alien > Boss Finds Love = An Allan Adventure

    That’s not to say any of the episodes are bad. I’m still waiting for them to hit the highs of Shrimp’s Odyssey and Desmond though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gwimbly was the best but the next 2 you listed are the weakest eps of the season

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everyone keeps saying that but I don't get why

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because personal taste is subjective and everyone is calling every episode either the best by far or the worst by far. They're all been pretty equal imo. Gwimbly is the best paced and Gwimbly is a great character so it's been getting the most praise. President im hearing the most negativity towards just because people thought he looked gross (which was the joke, of course.). Egg is putting some off because there's a lot of dialogue and little plot. I think that every single fricking episode is polarizing just shows how good the show is.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only Cinemaphile could take a relentlessly silly show and make thread after thread with a bunch of political complaints that have no basis in reality.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the oney boyz

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The aliens episode was great

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The aliens episode was just okay

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was a good episode in virtue of being cusack-core madness

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the fricking mega already

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best episode of the season

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop watching the Spamtopia episode bros, I find Oscar's text-to-speech voice comforting. Am I autistic?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dissapointed that there was no roflcopter that went soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking lost it at the cars speeding through the cross road when rules were abolished.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick was ratboygenius not involved in this episode?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show peaked in the first episode

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last ep of the season should be all the people they made smile (roughly) come back and throw a surprise party for the main guys/boss

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The alien episode sucked but everything else was fine

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alan was unequivocally in the right, all he wanted to do was ask a question.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Makes zero attempts to find the paper clips before immediately asking an employee where they are
        >Doesn't ask the employee at the desk doing nothing, but the employee who is very clearly very busy
        >Immediately curses him out when the employee stops what he's doing to give him his full attention
        Alan, as usual, is a dick, and wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up spider

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The low quality spam and trolling from clock wannabes just annoyed me at the time, I really can't believe I would live to see the crew on TV in my lifetime.

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