>Jamie Kennedy and David Cross show up as all-new characters on Snake's codec to spoof action movie tropes
actually that might not be so bad, but the point is they'll lose track of the earnest nature of the original games' tone.
The image in the OP is from about this time last year and he says something like >we're searching through air ducts like solid snake for the story
Idk if there's further updates but it's not promising
>Liquid is black >Ocelot openly talks about his sexual attraction to big boss >Snake 360 no scopes Wolf like in Twin Snakes >JK Wolf actually survives and marries Otacon (who is now a not a weeb but a western pop culture obsessed trans "geek girl")
lmao the metal gear series is goofy as fuck
only the first one can maybe be taken half-seriously and only during the MOUNTAINS of dialog
is that really what they're gonna make? in this schizophrenic environment?
I DONT THINK SO JIM
I remember solid snake as looking blocky, as having a weathered face, and being an old man
I do NOT remember him as looking like he was wasting away from having cancer
I'll never understand the hype. I was there, in the day. All the fatties at school wouldn't stfu about it. So I rented it.
Crouch, Move, Crouch, Move, Read, Read, Crouch...
Fucking maddening. Popped that shit out and went back to Twisted Metal. Also we didn't all go to Blockbuster. Usually their selection was shit, it was more expensive, and the rental time was short. There were competing video stores. I have no idea how that one got remembered so fondly. It's like if soft drinks went away and all anyone remembered was Sprite.
oscar isaac is a shit actor. he could be a great actor but he's like one of those smart kids that get bored in class and starts doing bullshit unless the teacher stays up his ass. if you let him loose he'll make Snake guy or ham it up on purpose to show he's better than anybody else.
Jordan Voight Roberts He's also working on an adaptation of Gundam for Netflix. I think Meta Gear Solid is stuck in onsl development hell, except I hope so.
Jordan voight roberts is directing it,
It was ruined before it was made
Psycho Mantis will break the 4th wall and shoot up the theatre.
it's not happening
they cancelled it in favor of death stranding
>Jamie Kennedy and David Cross show up as all-new characters on Snake's codec to spoof action movie tropes
actually that might not be so bad, but the point is they'll lose track of the earnest nature of the original games' tone.
You won't be saying this in three weeks
>You won't be saying this in three weeks
this movie has been in development hell since the 2000s
it's not happening. not as long david hayter is alive.
By greenlighting it
>ruin it
by shitwashing solid snake with a beaner
>ruin the sequel
The Patriots will be replaced with Russian bots interfering in the election
Haven't heard anything about this in years, is it even happening now
The image in the OP is from about this time last year and he says something like
>we're searching through air ducts like solid snake for the story
Idk if there's further updates but it's not promising
Good that means the talentless trust fund babby is just getting preproduction payoffs and nothing more
>Liquid is black
>Ocelot openly talks about his sexual attraction to big boss
>Snake 360 no scopes Wolf like in Twin Snakes
>JK Wolf actually survives and marries Otacon (who is now a not a weeb but a western pop culture obsessed trans "geek girl")
lmao the metal gear series is goofy as fuck
only the first one can maybe be taken half-seriously and only during the MOUNTAINS of dialog
is that really what they're gonna make? in this schizophrenic environment?
I DONT THINK SO JIM
I remember solid snake as looking blocky, as having a weathered face, and being an old man
I do NOT remember him as looking like he was wasting away from having cancer
FOXDIE bro
theyre doing a good job by not making it so far
they should keep it up!
Why did they cast some Hispanic garden gnome manlet to be an Aryan Ubermensch like Solid Snake?
What did I think of that piece of concept art they put out?
I don't remember cyborg ninja having titties?
MGS2
how they're gonna ruin it
They're going to make a Metal Gear Solid movie
>Karl Urban isn't Joel and Kaitlyn Dever wasn't Elle
>Bale isn't Snake
Why bother?
Isn't it obvious? Meryl as a strong capable black woman who rescues Snake from several of the bosses
Oh yeah Meryl is a red head so she's going to be black as night
>meryl's literally a redhead
>hollywood adaption
Kek. I can see why Hollywood's so eager to adapit it in the first place.
I'll never understand the hype. I was there, in the day. All the fatties at school wouldn't stfu about it. So I rented it.
Crouch, Move, Crouch, Move, Read, Read, Crouch...
Fucking maddening. Popped that shit out and went back to Twisted Metal. Also we didn't all go to Blockbuster. Usually their selection was shit, it was more expensive, and the rental time was short. There were competing video stores. I have no idea how that one got remembered so fondly. It's like if soft drinks went away and all anyone remembered was Sprite.
I was a Jumbo Video man, myself.
twisted metal 1? That game is unplayable
oscar isaac is a shit actor. he could be a great actor but he's like one of those smart kids that get bored in class and starts doing bullshit unless the teacher stays up his ass. if you let him loose he'll make Snake guy or ham it up on purpose to show he's better than anybody else.
I don't think we will even get one wish Isaac. Seems like it has entered development hell or been unofficially cancelled.
>timothy chalamet as raiden
They cast a negress to play Meryl and she does all the work while Snake is emasculated.
They don't use a single piece of Metal Gear music.
Jordan Voight Roberts He's also working on an adaptation of Gundam for Netflix. I think Meta Gear Solid is stuck in onsl development hell, except I hope so.