Metal Gear Solid

>Predict how they're gonna ruin it
>Predict how they're gonna ruin the inevitable sequel

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan voight roberts is directing it,
    It was ruined before it was made

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Psycho Mantis will break the 4th wall and shoot up the theatre.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's not happening
    they cancelled it in favor of death stranding

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Jamie Kennedy and David Cross show up as all-new characters on Snake's codec to spoof action movie tropes
      actually that might not be so bad, but the point is they'll lose track of the earnest nature of the original games' tone.

      You won't be saying this in three weeks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You won't be saying this in three weeks
        this movie has been in development hell since the 2000s

        it's not happening. not as long david hayter is alive.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By greenlighting it

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ruin it
    by shitwashing solid snake with a beaner
    >ruin the sequel
    The Patriots will be replaced with Russian bots interfering in the election

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't heard anything about this in years, is it even happening now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The image in the OP is from about this time last year and he says something like
      >we're searching through air ducts like solid snake for the story
      Idk if there's further updates but it's not promising

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good that means the talentless trust fund babby is just getting preproduction payoffs and nothing more

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Liquid is black
    >Ocelot openly talks about his sexual attraction to big boss
    >Snake 360 no scopes Wolf like in Twin Snakes
    >JK Wolf actually survives and marries Otacon (who is now a not a weeb but a western pop culture obsessed trans "geek girl")

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao the metal gear series is goofy as frick
    only the first one can maybe be taken half-seriously and only during the MOUNTAINS of dialog
    is that really what they're gonna make? in this schizophrenic environment?
    I DONT THINK SO JIM

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember solid snake as looking blocky, as having a weathered face, and being an old man
    I do NOT remember him as looking like he was wasting away from having cancer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FOXDIE homie

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    theyre doing a good job by not making it so far

    they should keep it up!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they cast some Hispanic israelite manlet to be an Aryan Ubermensch like Solid Snake?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What did I think of that piece of concept art they put out?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember cyborg ninja having breasts?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MGS2

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how they're gonna ruin it
    They're going to make a Metal Gear Solid movie

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Karl Urban isn't Joel and Kaitlyn Dever wasn't Elle
    >Bale isn't Snake
    Why bother?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it obvious? Meryl as a strong capable black woman who rescues Snake from several of the bosses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah Meryl is a red head so she's going to be black as night

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >meryl's literally a redhead
    >hollywood adaption
    Kek. I can see why Hollywood's so eager to adapit it in the first place.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand the hype. I was there, in the day. All the fatties at school wouldn't stfu about it. So I rented it.

    Crouch, Move, Crouch, Move, Read, Read, Crouch...

    Fricking maddening. Popped that shit out and went back to Twisted Metal. Also we didn't all go to Blockbuster. Usually their selection was shit, it was more expensive, and the rental time was short. There were competing video stores. I have no idea how that one got remembered so fondly. It's like if soft drinks went away and all anyone remembered was Sprite.

    I was a Jumbo Video man, myself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      twisted metal 1? That game is unplayable

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oscar isaac is a shit actor. he could be a great actor but he's like one of those smart kids that get bored in class and starts doing bullshit unless the teacher stays up his ass. if you let him loose he'll make Snake guy or ham it up on purpose to show he's better than anybody else.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think we will even get one wish Isaac. Seems like it has entered development hell or been unofficially cancelled.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >timothy chalamet as raiden

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They cast a negress to play Meryl and she does all the work while Snake is emasculated.
    They don't use a single piece of Metal Gear music.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan Voight Roberts He's also working on an adaptation of Gundam for Netflix. I think Meta Gear Solid is stuck in onsl development hell, except I hope so.

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