Most people were probably impressed unless you did something really terrible. So just play it cool. If you did/said something awful to anyone in particular you could apologise to them personally if you think you can pull it off.
You'll be fine unless you really fricked up hard, years ago someone at my company got so shitfaced at the holiday party that he threw up on an executive. Even then he never got fired, but they made him attend AA meetings.
weak homosexual. Imagine being addicted to something as shitty as drinking that has so many bad sides.
Maybe this is because im not a weak disgusting alcoholic, but once ive been drunk, the last thing i want to do the next morning is drink again. I feel ill, have dry mouth, usually slept like shit due to alcohol induced sleep apnea, have a stomach ache, headache, feeling of dizziness. Why would you want that on repeat daily?
>Hydration has little to do with a hangover
Black person persistent hydration reduces the effects of alcohol consumption by diluting the alcohol and thus lowering your BAC relative to just drinking. The presence or absence of hydration can mean the difference between getting a hangover or not. You're so moronic that you should actually have a nice day
this is about 50% right, it dehydrates you in a way that means you need to eat and drink and allow your body 24hrs to flush out the toxins/the poison you drank last night. No one is immune to hangovers
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No one is immune obviously, but drinking enough water will keep your BAC at or below the rate your body can metabolise it so you won't get a hangover unless you binge. At the average of 0.015/hr It takes around just sixty minutes to metabolise one SD.
Every alcoholic at one time feels the same as you. But over many years the addiction slowly develops. It's not like heroin or whatever other addiction.
>once ive been drunk, the last thing i want to do the next morning is drink again
you didn't drink enough you homosexual
1 pina colada wand a white wine spritzer isn't exactly a boozing session
The only thing to appreciate in these shitty alcoholic threads is the gatekeepers. I will never fathom why anyone would be so proud about being a pathetic wretch.
I just spent 5 days in hospital after collapsing from withdrawal from drinking or a month straight. They ran some tests, all of my organs are pretty much fine except my liver which has fat penetrating it. No permanent damage though. My heart and BP were through the roof and I had to be carried on to the ambulance by paramedics. I spent 2 days in the emergency room before sitting on a ward for 3 days with an IV staring at the walls because I didn't have my phone with me and there was no TV on that ward. On the plus side, some of the nurses were smoking fricking hot and I got 3 free meals each day. Good old NHS.
>Did this become a meme because whiskey sours are just lemonade with some whiskey in it
Giveaway you're a b***h-ass zoomer who can't handle some raw egg white
I remember for my 28th bday mom and me watched this movie and both got drunk on 8 whiskey sours and made out and booba play for hours great memories and mamories my dudes
I have extreme heartburn for days after a couple of days of binge drinking.
It gets so bad that swallowing anything other than water is extremely painful
9:41 am. Sunday. No job. No Money. Not even in my own home. I'm dog sitting for my sister and she has a whole liquor cabinet. I just ran out of weed and I need this buzz to keep going. She's got 1 of everything, bros. What do I swig first?
These threads were among the only positive things in my life back when I was at my lowest about a year or so ago.
My drinking has arguably gotten way worse but my life has improved somewhat so it's alright I guess.
I do miss the run these threads had during march-may earlier this year before jannies started seething about them again.
I got shitfaced at a work event yesterday and blacked out. What do I do on Monday bros?
Go in and act as if nothing happened.
>Go in and act as if nothing happened.
this is the only acceptable response
Most people were probably impressed unless you did something really terrible. So just play it cool. If you did/said something awful to anyone in particular you could apologise to them personally if you think you can pull it off.
Why would they be impressed?
Drinking impresses normies
Getting drunk and blacking out at work doesn't impress anybody
Haha. Sounds like you went a bit too far.
Absolutely no one is impressed by some guy getting black out drunk, in fact they think you are a loser frick up.
Go in drunk. Its the only way.
>Go in drunk.
there are few better feelings in the world than walking into a white collar job with a solid 4 shots of vodka already down the hatch.
Did that mistake once, took a while for the consequences to wear off
What did you do that was bad once drunk?
You'll have a reputation for the rest of your time there
apologize for calling your boss the n word
You'll be fine unless you really fricked up hard, years ago someone at my company got so shitfaced at the holiday party that he threw up on an executive. Even then he never got fired, but they made him attend AA meetings.
Ignore these limp dicked morons. You walk into the office tomorrow and act like Billy-Big-Bollocks and own it brother.
Amazing. It's only Cinemaphile where I can truly see the worst case scenario frequently happen
blame others for encouraging you to drink so much it works for me
tfw it's 5 am and I'm druk brothers I want to feel this glory forever
>10AM
>Already want a drink
Do I give in
weak homosexual. Imagine being addicted to something as shitty as drinking that has so many bad sides.
Maybe this is because im not a weak disgusting alcoholic, but once ive been drunk, the last thing i want to do the next morning is drink again. I feel ill, have dry mouth, usually slept like shit due to alcohol induced sleep apnea, have a stomach ache, headache, feeling of dizziness. Why would you want that on repeat daily?
> Why would you want that on repeat daily?
Because he's addicted
I didn’t even drink last night I just fancy a cold beer
Some people don't get hangovers, especially if you drink a few glasses of water before going to bed. It's not rocket science.
That's a load of horse shit. Hydration has little to do with a hangover. Here's a clue, you're fricking poisoning yourself.
>Hydration has little to do with a hangover
Black person persistent hydration reduces the effects of alcohol consumption by diluting the alcohol and thus lowering your BAC relative to just drinking. The presence or absence of hydration can mean the difference between getting a hangover or not. You're so moronic that you should actually have a nice day
this is about 50% right, it dehydrates you in a way that means you need to eat and drink and allow your body 24hrs to flush out the toxins/the poison you drank last night. No one is immune to hangovers
No one is immune obviously, but drinking enough water will keep your BAC at or below the rate your body can metabolise it so you won't get a hangover unless you binge. At the average of 0.015/hr It takes around just sixty minutes to metabolise one SD.
Every alcoholic at one time feels the same as you. But over many years the addiction slowly develops. It's not like heroin or whatever other addiction.
>once ive been drunk, the last thing i want to do the next morning is drink again
you didn't drink enough you homosexual
1 pina colada wand a white wine spritzer isn't exactly a boozing session
The only thing to appreciate in these shitty alcoholic threads is the gatekeepers. I will never fathom why anyone would be so proud about being a pathetic wretch.
I was saying the same exact thing 10 years ago
if only you knew how bad things can get
HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH IT
>10 year olds Dude
Seriously, wtf?
I just spent 5 days in hospital after collapsing from withdrawal from drinking or a month straight. They ran some tests, all of my organs are pretty much fine except my liver which has fat penetrating it. No permanent damage though. My heart and BP were through the roof and I had to be carried on to the ambulance by paramedics. I spent 2 days in the emergency room before sitting on a ward for 3 days with an IV staring at the walls because I didn't have my phone with me and there was no TV on that ward. On the plus side, some of the nurses were smoking fricking hot and I got 3 free meals each day. Good old NHS.
Kek I was drunk every day for a year and nothing happened
Did this become a meme because whiskey sours are just lemonade with some whiskey in it? Literally an old lady drink.
And 12 of them would get you really shitfaced
t. not european
>Did this become a meme because whiskey sours are just lemonade with some whiskey in it
Giveaway you're a b***h-ass zoomer who can't handle some raw egg white
why is the whiskey sour?
Whiskey and Sour
Lemon juice and frothed egg white.
Mfw biden jailed for child abuse materials.
Frick yeah guys
TRUMP
GET READY FOR THE SWAMP CLEANING
TWO MORE WEEKS
that's Rick fricking Dalton
I once ordered White Russian because of Le Big Lebowski, tasted fricking awful
I remember for my 28th bday mom and me watched this movie and both got drunk on 8 whiskey sours and made out and booba play for hours great memories and mamories my dudes
hmm
How could you drink that many Whiskey Sours? It's not the alcohol that will get you, it's the lemon juice. I would be up for 12 hours with heartburn.
maybe other people arent you and dont get heartburn? i dont know you seem dumb as frick
Poor zoomer. One day you will know.
I have extreme heartburn for days after a couple of days of binge drinking.
It gets so bad that swallowing anything other than water is extremely painful
For you
drinking is gay. just cyclically hyperventilate and then hold your breath until you feel good. this is the aryan way
Alcoholics are the laughing stock of this board
This. Weed chads are all watching this thread with amusement.
There's 49 replies but just 36 posters, why is one guy crying at people who drink? We know you're samegayging
maybe he's also the anti smoker guy
can't be
the antismoker is a legitimate schizo
this guy is just seething
Been drinking about a bottle of whisky every day for a couple of weeks now.
It's starting to take its toll on me.
i drank half bottle of jack daniel's sour mash
shit was weird
9:41 am. Sunday. No job. No Money. Not even in my own home. I'm dog sitting for my sister and she has a whole liquor cabinet. I just ran out of weed and I need this buzz to keep going. She's got 1 of everything, bros. What do I swig first?
>that final jump
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
cheers, TV. Also try not to drink so much, or at least hydrate with a gatorade or something.
Fear not, brother. I will chug two bottles of water & then start with all the
she's got bottled.
Have fun
>0:15
Is he wearing panties?
Whisky
This movie is aging better than whiskey. Tarant KINO does it again.
These threads were among the only positive things in my life back when I was at my lowest about a year or so ago.
My drinking has arguably gotten way worse but my life has improved somewhat so it's alright I guess.
I do miss the run these threads had during march-may earlier this year before jannies started seething about them again.
Imagine drinking (I got banned for posting this exact same reply and pic on a druk thread recently)