he's a great color commentator though. I seriously do not understand the hate for his ufc commentary. his standup sucks but he was always great at the ufc events. haven't watched any mma in years though
The YouTube algorithm auto played some podcast he was on with like 4 other weird guys who all seemed insufferable and it just reminded me of how annoying Joe Rogan really is.
he literally has his handler on the show like once a year. i actually do believe joe is stupid enough to not understand that he is a CIA asset, but he absolutely is
he thinks mike baker is his friend but he is very clearly his handler. joe might be aware and is just completely compromised but i think he's stupid enough to be getting worked by a spook and not realise it
he thinks mike baker is his friend but he is very clearly his handler. joe might be aware and is just completely compromised but i think he's stupid enough to be getting worked by a spook and not realise it
okay, lots to unpack here.
you're making the claim that joe rogan is not only a cia asset, but is unaware that he is? how in the flying fuck does that work?
What is up with that glowie Mike Baker though ? Is he like that one glowie that got Kanye hooked on pills?
How do the 3-Letter Agency compromise people in the US? Is it more of a threat, or do you think they have actual skeleton of Joe closet ?
He is like that other ex-Cia Agent , Andrew Bustamante that got famous on other podcast.
I guess these people purely exist to spew misinformation.Given Rogan's history with conspiracy, you can't tell me he trust this ABC Agent willingly.
>How do the 3-Letter Agency compromise people in the US? Is it more of a threat, or do you think they have actual skeleton of Joe closet ?
Whatever they think will work for that person
>and his podcast is nothing more than uninsightful weed talk
He legitimately has some of the most informative podcasts on the planet, in such a wide variety of subjects and topics that it's unreal.
Rogan himself is a retarded chimp, but he's a good interviewer and he legitimately has some fascinating guests on.
You just have to skip any episode where it's just him and some other comedians or some topic that you have on interest in like when he has someone from NASCAR or F1 or whatever on.
>Compared to the aberage person he’s got good comedic timing
I havent seen him actually do comedy ever, but i do listen to his podcast for a decade now. I like him as an interviewer and he has cool gjests, but i just cant for the life of me imagine him doing comedy.
Ive listened to probably 2000 episodes of him and for the life of me i cant remember him doing s funny joke ONCE
Not only that, but its fucking baffling how he ALWAYS misses the jokes of other people and just doesnt get them, so i have no idea what wit and timing you are talking about
the truth is that joegan is on the same level as the other comedians though, a vast majority of the time. standup is pure shit, sitcoms are pure shit. there are very few gems in the pile of shit. i'll go watch some fag like bill burr who is purported to be the best standup, he's pure garbage. he can be funny in conversation, standup is a pure trash medium that very few can hack. even norm hasn't got great standup, he's mostly great conversationally, and in his book.
stand up being funny is a boomer psyop
its funny to their deranged asbestosed decaying minds the same way a hundred years ago people laughed to slapstick humor
>civilians just don't understand what it means to be a mime, you gotta be emotionally damaged to be a mime man real dark shit ya know? not everyone can be this much of a cornball. even if you work for 10 years miming in a public park just busking to get by you won't even be good until the 15 year mark. real mime shit man
Stolen valor, civilian. Unless you're humped a stool in front of hundreds of people, played pretend for millions of dollars, or had your gorgeous, shapely ass railed by huge cocks on camera, you're a nasty civilian. Don't chew gum while you walk, boy.
Why do homosexual play make-believe? Because you are homosexuals. You are a homosexual. Stop being a homosexual. Please, less homosexuals are better than more. Be less of a homosexual. Dumb homosexual.
Porn stars deserve all the same privileges as military veterans in my unironic opinion. They've certainly sacrificed more for their country than anybody else.
Basically they unironically adopt the stupidity of military recruits who call everybody "civilians" just because they had basic training.
Porn stars deserve all the same privileges as military veterans in my unironic opinion. They've certainly sacrificed more for their country than anybody else.
Unironically the most perfect ass that's ever been in porn.
I didn't know she's a regular streamer nowadays until the other day when I caught a clip of her on youtube and she was doing a cooking stream. At one point she turned to the side while at a counter and her ass is still perky and full. Absolute kino
>Ya know, nobody just wants to become a comic. >it's tough work, a lot of failure and you don't make shit for 15 years, even if you're good >to want to be a comic you really gotta be a hurt person, comics come from a real dark place that civilians just can't understand >you know they say hurt people hurt people, well sometimes instead of hurting people they want to make them laugh >but yea, if you're a comic, there's something dark in your life, something happened when you were growing up
but all of this is more or less true. all the truly great and hilarious comics come from fucked up families, have trauma and depression, are ugly, weird, or otherwise outsiders to some degree, any fucking normie can pick of a mic and attempt comedy, and mediocre ones might become successful, but the ones who actually get the laughs and respect are broken humans
The Rogan Board, at its worst, put Cinemaphile to shame. I saw some seriously sick shit on there, all propagated by comedians, industry insiders, and second rate pop scientists
I like mma but i'm not interested in what thise guys have to say, they're mostly meatheads that make all about le hecking sacrifice and effort, it's fucking boring >How did you start fighting? >Who do you think it's the best fighter? >Dude that guy is a fucking killing machine bro
Zzzzzzz
i do know what you mean, some of the fighter eps are good but some of them are very boring one note people, they're hit and miss but i do like some of them. i dont like how much rogan dickrides them though but the inevitable >i used to be a local taekwondo champion in bawston, you know
is always pretty funny
This. It's the reason that a lot of episodes are shit. The reason you're interested in a name is not necessarily what that person has to say for two hours about random shit. The biggest example for me was Dan Carlin. I like his podcasts. But when he went on Joe's show all they did was talk about podcasting. Fucking boring as fuck
>Fucking boring as fuck
first time he had on Neil Tyson naggerase > wasted the first 90 minutes on debunking moon landing hoax.
* this is the guy reknowned for talk about galaxies, not being an astronaut
hypes up a major Sam Harris appearance > argues with Harris about the Iraq war for 2 hrs. Harris even questions Joe why he brought him on the show because he's not a political commentator. It was clear Joe confused Christopher Hitchens (fellow staunch atheist, like Harris at the time) who DID have controversial opinions on Iraq and other geopolitical events
>oh man back at The Store™ you would NOT want to follow this guy he is an absolute MURDERER i mean it man even in front of a tough crowd he was an absolute ASSASSIN let alone at a great crowd like at The Store™ i tell you those were the days. did you know that back in the day - THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ATHLETIC GREENS. EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE HEALTHIEST DIET IMAGINABLE, JUST ONE (1) TASTY SCOOP OF AG-1 IT'S ALL YOU NEED AS PART OF YOUR MORNING ROUTINE - the crowds at The Store™ were so good that basically everybody could KILL there to the point where *smokes blunt* to the point where agents wouldn't accept demo tapes from The Store™ even if you were a legit KILLER because the crowd was so good there they just couldn't trust if you were SLAYING or if it was just the crowd at The Store™ ya know.
I love how the entire comedy world has gaslit Joe into thinking he's a good comedian. He's like the rich kid in highschool who everyone pretends to like because he has a big house.
>I met this Bosmer guy down in Skingrad who was telling me about the Marukhati Selectives and how they still control the Empire in secret and they are led by some ape man >Ape men dude, those are still a thing down in Valenwood apparently, pull it up Nerevarine >By Talos they could rip your face off
you will never know the unspeakable horrors of > early JRE
endless "dude, weed" conversations with Duncan Trussel about Terrence McKenna and Stoned Ape Theory like they were Christopher HItchens > from California
full on West coast sycophantism with soft Cali homosexuals while he tried to rep his hyper aggressive Boston roots (equals massive poseur) > with Redban
your fat obnoxious guy in the clique that 'purposely' is over the top annoying because they have no other way of fitting in > immediately after the first Louis CK self-produced special.
the "le i am master comedian" where Rogan talks like he invented standup and rambles on each episode that he's creating some Sistine Chapel master work. His 45 min routine was one of the most brutally forced unfunny youtuber attempts at laff
>your fat obnoxious guy in the clique that 'purposely' is over the top annoying because they have no other way of fitting in
if you only knew the lore. too bad the entirety of the rogan board is lost to history
Why would a semi-famous comedian and TV personality move this fat possibly autistic kid (with an absurdly gigantic cock) from the midwest to Los Angeles just to do work that he could have done back home?
joe would have simply humped the bus which conveys the same level of humor but with fewer words spoken in the delivery. now i respect chael, i do, but the true artistry involved in telling a joke with hip thrusts and grunts instead of words is beyond his capability. joe won the story
>"Hey Joe, knock knock." >"What?" >"Knock knock, Joe." >"Like... knocking someone out? Did you see that Charles Oliveira fight the other night? That dude got rocked ha-" >"No Joe, it's a fucking joke, I am trying to tell you a fucking knock knock joke, Joe. You're a fucking comedian, how are you so fucking oblivious when someone is clearly attempting to tell you a joke? So again, knock knock." >"Isn't it weird that people hit their knuckles against a hard surface just to announce they were outside of someones home?"
>running gags >long serious story that ends in a surreal moment >punch line for the last joke was established at the beginning of the routine
I find this cringy and convoluted. I like the illusion that comedians are improvising.
I don't get it. I have an internal monologue so I do not watch this guy
>I have an internal monologue so I do not watch this guy
Jamie was dunking on a sponsor, that's it
Jamie is a nasty civvy who stepped out of line. When you're rolling with the top brass of comedy like Rogan, you don't step out of line.
Straight up cawlmedy ASSASSAINS
he was making a mockery of the Mangrate
Thats like a genital cleanser?
Rogan was never fucking funny, he's a shit announcer, and his podcast is nothing more than uninsightful weed talk
>nothing more than uninsightful weed talk
i liked the controversial archeology guys and the charles manson investigator
>i liked the controversial archeology guys
This was always the best of JRE. His interviews with people like Graham Hancock.
The rest is trash
I liked him on newsradio.
mogged by based Andy Dick
Why hasn't anyone ever attempted this strategy in a professional fight?
That is literally what podcasting is, did you expect something informative? Go listen to a college lecture.
he's a great color commentator though. I seriously do not understand the hate for his ufc commentary. his standup sucks but he was always great at the ufc events. haven't watched any mma in years though
The YouTube algorithm auto played some podcast he was on with like 4 other weird guys who all seemed insufferable and it just reminded me of how annoying Joe Rogan really is.
I don't even get how this guy got popular.
CIA asset. Can't stand his nasally voice and neanderthal-like appearance. Says nothing interesting either
he literally has his handler on the show like once a year. i actually do believe joe is stupid enough to not understand that he is a CIA asset, but he absolutely is
okay, lots to unpack here.
you're making the claim that joe rogan is not only a cia asset, but is unaware that he is? how in the flying fuck does that work?
he thinks mike baker is his friend but he is very clearly his handler. joe might be aware and is just completely compromised but i think he's stupid enough to be getting worked by a spook and not realise it
What is up with that glowie Mike Baker though ? Is he like that one glowie that got Kanye hooked on pills?
How do the 3-Letter Agency compromise people in the US? Is it more of a threat, or do you think they have actual skeleton of Joe closet ?
He is like that other ex-Cia Agent , Andrew Bustamante that got famous on other podcast.
I guess these people purely exist to spew misinformation.Given Rogan's history with conspiracy, you can't tell me he trust this ABC Agent willingly.
t.non American
>How do the 3-Letter Agency compromise people in the US? Is it more of a threat, or do you think they have actual skeleton of Joe closet ?
Whatever they think will work for that person
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He sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet.
>and his podcast is nothing more than uninsightful weed talk
He legitimately has some of the most informative podcasts on the planet, in such a wide variety of subjects and topics that it's unreal.
Rogan himself is a retarded chimp, but he's a good interviewer and he legitimately has some fascinating guests on.
You just have to skip any episode where it's just him and some other comedians or some topic that you have on interest in like when he has someone from NASCAR or F1 or whatever on.
I don't get it.
t. pedestrian
Joe just inadvertently exposed the Comedians Guild
Unless you've been in the shit you wouldn't
you were never in the trenches with bullets flying everywhere
Compared to the aberage person he’s got good comedic timing and wit, but compared to other comedians he’s ass
>Compared to the aberage person he’s got good comedic timing
I havent seen him actually do comedy ever, but i do listen to his podcast for a decade now. I like him as an interviewer and he has cool gjests, but i just cant for the life of me imagine him doing comedy.
Ive listened to probably 2000 episodes of him and for the life of me i cant remember him doing s funny joke ONCE
Not only that, but its fucking baffling how he ALWAYS misses the jokes of other people and just doesnt get them, so i have no idea what wit and timing you are talking about
the truth is that joegan is on the same level as the other comedians though, a vast majority of the time. standup is pure shit, sitcoms are pure shit. there are very few gems in the pile of shit. i'll go watch some fag like bill burr who is purported to be the best standup, he's pure garbage. he can be funny in conversation, standup is a pure trash medium that very few can hack. even norm hasn't got great standup, he's mostly great conversationally, and in his book.
marc normand is the only stand up i’ve heard that i thought was “good”. louis ck has moments but he’s hit or miss.
daniel tosh standup is kino doe
"Stand up is shit." -Rodney Dangerfield
>gems
Dave Attell is the only good one.
stand up being funny is a boomer psyop
its funny to their deranged asbestosed decaying minds the same way a hundred years ago people laughed to slapstick humor
>civilians just don't understand what it means to be a mime, you gotta be emotionally damaged to be a mime man real dark shit ya know? not everyone can be this much of a cornball. even if you work for 10 years miming in a public park just busking to get by you won't even be good until the 15 year mark. real mime shit man
Why do comedians, actors, musicians, and pornstars collectively refer to people outside of their respective industries as "civilians"?
narcissism and insecurity
Stolen valor, civilian. Unless you're humped a stool in front of hundreds of people, played pretend for millions of dollars, or had your gorgeous, shapely ass railed by huge cocks on camera, you're a nasty civilian. Don't chew gum while you walk, boy.
Why do homosexual play make-believe? Because you are homosexuals. You are a homosexual. Stop being a homosexual. Please, less homosexuals are better than more. Be less of a homosexual. Dumb homosexual.
You wouldnt get it, civie
also mafiosos
that actually makes sense and doesn't bother me the way it does for the other professions.
Porn stars deserve all the same privileges as military veterans in my unironic opinion. They've certainly sacrificed more for their country than anybody else.
Basically they unironically adopt the stupidity of military recruits who call everybody "civilians" just because they had basic training.
Dangerously Based™
The guild had Sam Kinison drugged to death for being a "loose cannon"
Everyone in every profession does this in some form or another.
And what is (your) profession?
Unironically I make clay pots in Athens
Unironically the most perfect ass that's ever been in porn.
I didn't know she's a regular streamer nowadays until the other day when I caught a clip of her on youtube and she was doing a cooking stream. At one point she turned to the side while at a counter and her ass is still perky and full. Absolute kino
>step aside POG non chef
>get Sam GODman on your 'pod
>you talk non-stop, allowing him to speak only a few sentences in 3 hours.
fuck Rogaine
Never forget that he threw Alex Jones under the bus.
>Ya know, nobody just wants to become a comic.
>it's tough work, a lot of failure and you don't make shit for 15 years, even if you're good
>to want to be a comic you really gotta be a hurt person, comics come from a real dark place that civilians just can't understand
>you know they say hurt people hurt people, well sometimes instead of hurting people they want to make them laugh
>but yea, if you're a comic, there's something dark in your life, something happened when you were growing up
but all of this is more or less true. all the truly great and hilarious comics come from fucked up families, have trauma and depression, are ugly, weird, or otherwise outsiders to some degree, any fucking normie can pick of a mic and attempt comedy, and mediocre ones might become successful, but the ones who actually get the laughs and respect are broken humans
>mediocre ones might become successful
Yeah that's why it's funny that one of those lucky mediocraties is saying all that lol
nobody who actually has a 'serious dark traumatic past' speaks like that
Joe Rogan got raped by a chimpanzee while filming Fear Factor.
He was let go for attempting to speak up about it, it's also why FF went on Hiatus until they replaced him with Ludacris
The Rogan Board, at its worst, put Cinemaphile to shame. I saw some seriously sick shit on there, all propagated by comedians, industry insiders, and second rate pop scientists
>The Rogan Board,
when users weren't aggressively getting banned by butthurt Redban & Rogan, the POF trolling chronicles were hilarious
>It's a Joe Roganbrings a comedian or a fighter episode
some of the fighter episodes are great if you are an mma enjoyer but the comedian episodes are all dogshit
I like mma but i'm not interested in what thise guys have to say, they're mostly meatheads that make all about le hecking sacrifice and effort, it's fucking boring
>How did you start fighting?
>Who do you think it's the best fighter?
>Dude that guy is a fucking killing machine bro
Zzzzzzz
i do know what you mean, some of the fighter eps are good but some of them are very boring one note people, they're hit and miss but i do like some of them. i dont like how much rogan dickrides them though but the inevitable
>i used to be a local taekwondo champion in bawston, you know
is always pretty funny
This. It's the reason that a lot of episodes are shit. The reason you're interested in a name is not necessarily what that person has to say for two hours about random shit. The biggest example for me was Dan Carlin. I like his podcasts. But when he went on Joe's show all they did was talk about podcasting. Fucking boring as fuck
>Fucking boring as fuck
first time he had on Neil Tyson naggerase
> wasted the first 90 minutes on debunking moon landing hoax.
* this is the guy reknowned for talk about galaxies, not being an astronaut
hypes up a major Sam Harris appearance
> argues with Harris about the Iraq war for 2 hrs. Harris even questions Joe why he brought him on the show because he's not a political commentator. It was clear Joe confused Christopher Hitchens (fellow staunch atheist, like Harris at the time) who DID have controversial opinions on Iraq and other geopolitical events
to be fair sam harris a midwit with nothing interesting to say anyway
>they're mostly meatheads
lol limp wristed homosexual
i only listen when he interviews weirdos like the Blink182 guy who talks about ufos or the druggies
>oh man back at The Store™ you would NOT want to follow this guy he is an absolute MURDERER i mean it man even in front of a tough crowd he was an absolute ASSASSIN let alone at a great crowd like at The Store™ i tell you those were the days. did you know that back in the day - THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ATHLETIC GREENS. EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE HEALTHIEST DIET IMAGINABLE, JUST ONE (1) TASTY SCOOP OF AG-1 IT'S ALL YOU NEED AS PART OF YOUR MORNING ROUTINE - the crowds at The Store™ were so good that basically everybody could KILL there to the point where *smokes blunt* to the point where agents wouldn't accept demo tapes from The Store™ even if you were a legit KILLER because the crowd was so good there they just couldn't trust if you were SLAYING or if it was just the crowd at The Store™ ya know.
I love how the entire comedy world has gaslit Joe into thinking he's a good comedian. He's like the rich kid in highschool who everyone pretends to like because he has a big house.
>I met this Bosmer guy down in Skingrad who was telling me about the Marukhati Selectives and how they still control the Empire in secret and they are led by some ape man
>Ape men dude, those are still a thing down in Valenwood apparently, pull it up Nerevarine
>By Talos they could rip your face off
That thing about Corey Feldman getting sexually abused was the funniest thing he said and he apologized for it
If he really wanted to piss people off, he'd make a joke about the Aretha Franklin being Feminism's Antichrist
you will never know the unspeakable horrors of
> early JRE
endless "dude, weed" conversations with Duncan Trussel about Terrence McKenna and Stoned Ape Theory like they were Christopher HItchens
> from California
full on West coast sycophantism with soft Cali homosexuals while he tried to rep his hyper aggressive Boston roots (equals massive poseur)
> with Redban
your fat obnoxious guy in the clique that 'purposely' is over the top annoying because they have no other way of fitting in
> immediately after the first Louis CK self-produced special.
the "le i am master comedian" where Rogan talks like he invented standup and rambles on each episode that he's creating some Sistine Chapel master work. His 45 min routine was one of the most brutally forced unfunny youtuber attempts at laff
>your fat obnoxious guy in the clique that 'purposely' is over the top annoying because they have no other way of fitting in
if you only knew the lore. too bad the entirety of the rogan board is lost to history
>the lore
be talentless midwest loser
suck joes dick non-stop
joe enjoys fellating from groupies
fuck up
the lore
Why would a semi-famous comedian and TV personality move this fat possibly autistic kid (with an absurdly gigantic cock) from the midwest to Los Angeles just to do work that he could have done back home?
>Why would a -
this is as far as I got in your reply before I just lost interest
> Joe Rogan. Predating /misc/ "BBC" spamming by 10 years
Brian redban has a gigantic cock?
>Oh Brian.
butthurt chem-trail retard made that meme.
bump
>okay, lots to unpack here.
When he had Chael Sonnen on, Chael fucking mogged him as a comedian. The shogun and minotauro Vegas Bus story is funnier than any joke Joe ever told.
joe would have simply humped the bus which conveys the same level of humor but with fewer words spoken in the delivery. now i respect chael, i do, but the true artistry involved in telling a joke with hip thrusts and grunts instead of words is beyond his capability. joe won the story
>"Hey Joe, knock knock."
>"What?"
>"Knock knock, Joe."
>"Like... knocking someone out? Did you see that Charles Oliveira fight the other night? That dude got rocked ha-"
>"No Joe, it's a fucking joke, I am trying to tell you a fucking knock knock joke, Joe. You're a fucking comedian, how are you so fucking oblivious when someone is clearly attempting to tell you a joke? So again, knock knock."
>"Isn't it weird that people hit their knuckles against a hard surface just to announce they were outside of someones home?"
STRAIGHT M-M-M-MURDERES
I seriously dislike Bert. I think he's retarded. Have you ever seen how his mouth hangs open when he's listening to someone? Literal slack jack.
>running gags
>long serious story that ends in a surreal moment
>punch line for the last joke was established at the beginning of the routine
I find this cringy and convoluted. I like the illusion that comedians are improvising.
THE. CRAFT.
lol did the chudtrannyjanny actually delete the Tim Heidecker parody post?
What a butthurt shillcuck.
if you're in a room with 10 random guys at least 7 of them will be funnier than joe rogan