>mfw I realized Jeanette McCurdy played a character on iCarly who had a shitty home life and horrible mom which were almost played exclusively for laughs given that's what she actually had to live through
Damn Dan, you're kinda fricked.
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Kino.
What's worse is that the creative team knew she was suffering from an eating disorder and wrote jokes where the punchline is her character eats a lot.
iCarly is a bad show made by bad people.
Wtf i love icarly now and Dan Im going to tweet @ Paramount that Dan was great and misunderstood
maybe they were trying to get her to eat? or was it a purging issue?
its like women make horrible decisions and parents. Remind me again why theyre allow to vote?
because voting doesn't matter?
Has she written about the real fricked up things he did, or just "muh emotional abuse". I'm not paying $27 to read her book.
>mfw I realized Jeanette McCurdy played a character on iCarly who had a shitty home life and horrible mom which were almost played exclusively for laughs given that's what she actually had to live through
she's just mad her career is gone
but it wasn't dan's fault
it was her fault.
wtf was she thinking?
I ain't even mad she got blacked, it's just wild that homeboy was ugly as frick, punching WELL above his class, and still was able to get with Jeannette. Hot girls in relationships with ugly guys is puzzling
He's an NBA player you dumb simp
is he still famous or something? has he won a championship?
You're putting the pussy on the pedestal right now
why would you think that matters?
There are 4 key components here, in order:
1. Rich
2. Successful
3. Tall
4. Black
Bro she's a failed child actor, how the frick is she out of his league?
women dont value looks nearly as much as men. plus it helps if the man is rich as hell
>women dont value looks nearly as much as men.
You really believe this brah?
They have no real choice in the matter. Men are all ugly as frick.
>Black person not even mad she got blacked
tell us another one tyrone
Maybe it's because I'm not gay but this guy doesn't look ugly to me at all.
built for bbc
damn those israelites fricked her up good
Piece of shit Black person Andre Drummond fricking sucks le rebound merchant
You know the worst part apparently she left the guy because he was too nerdy and nice, she was expecting a thug and got normal black guy
yeah that's happened to me before. A girl is expecting me to talk in all ebonics and get surprised when I'm different. That I act white. Like I'm on some Donald Glover or Will Smith type shit
>That I act white
>That I act like a normal human being
ftfy
source?
What are you talking about
she was expecting a normal black guy?
But he wears glasses shouldn't that tipped her off?
She left him because he was tender in bed and she used to rough riders like Dan
As if that fat frick could have been on top.
He had the girls do all the work in their own abuse for that extra bit of depravity.
Fuggg that's messed up.
Women are crazy.
any white guy who looked like this would die a virgin
Any nog looking like this without being this tall and rich would usually die a virgin too, you cuck.
She broke up with him,
Said some shitty comments,
Everyone on social media defended her ex and went in on her for the bullshit. She's been blacklisted since then. Basically she got screwed by social media
still her fault lol. also drummond is fricking ASS
yep, its her fault for even considering going out with a ugly Black like that, even worse, doing it to appease social media
did she say the N word
She could make a comeback as a novelty musician.....
Damn. Shes gotta have busted up insides after that
Reminder he leaked her nudes
>nudes
And they were all trash.
thats one big homie
Holy shit jennete mccurdy fricks bbcs? This is a mind-blowing tv trivia right there damn
I lost all sympathy when she got blacked
What was the ICarly creator's name again?
Danny Daycare?
I still wanna save her
>ricki from h20
the damage is done
With all the posting about Prey and Jeanette I'm noticing the Prey girl looks like her but Native American.
That's because you're autistic
>Come, now Jenetter. I could have given myself to any child, but I chose you. I chose you, Jennetter. Oh, Jennetter, you look so tense. Allow me to molest, I mean, rub your shoulders
Wtf is that image in the middle real??? He looks weirder than Thin Kevin Smitfh
He lost a lot of weight
>growing a literal neck beard
the frick is he doing?!
schneisenberg
why does she have a flat moonface like an asian
She was built for DAN'S HORSEwiener.
>waaaaaaaaah i'm rich and famous and i had to let a fat guy kiss my feet waaaaaaaaaah
>Dan "Bend Over" Schneider
>Dan "Foot Soldier" Schneider
>Dan “The Man” Schneider
>Dan "The Biter" Schneider
>Dan "The Spider" Schneider
>Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
>Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
>"Down South" Dan Schneider
>Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
>Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
>Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
>Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
>Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
>Dan “The Collector” Schneider
>Dan "No Lube Required" Schneider
>Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
>Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
>Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
>Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
>Dan "dicky Hoarder" Schneider
>Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
>Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
>Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
>Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
>Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
>Dan "Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
>Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
>Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
>Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
>Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
>Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
>Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
>Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
>Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
>Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
>Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
>Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
>Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
>Dan "The Man with the Plan to get the Girl in the Van" Schneider
Don't call me that.
Literal fricking witch hunt. If he was thin and attractive, no one would be batting an eye. The fact is, the man produced shows for over a decade, and during his tenure, only two tween starlets went crazy. Why doesn't Miranda complain? Why doesn't VJuice complain? Why doesn't Ariana complain? Hell, she's already outing people for hitting on her when she was 17. Schneider no longer works for Nickelodeon. Any of them could easily throw him under the bus with no career consequences. But the fact is, he looks like the average person's idea of a pedo, so everyone assumes he's a pedo. And that's not even what he's been accused of, either.
Hello, Dan.
Leave me alone, I've done nothing to you
Yeah it's funny the only thing he's been accused of is yelling and being angry on set. Like not a single substantial assault claim against him
Anyone else think the Dan schinder stuff is probably bullshit? You know how these stories go. They abuse so many people that the chances of someone talking skyrockets as time goes on. And with one allegation, more follow. So where are the accusations? He's still sus as frick with the "write your name on your foot" tweets but where are the people openly speaking up about him?
Are you even American? Why do you care lmao
no but if he's a pedo that abuses young people on a mass scale then frick him. Hope he goes to jail
yeah for sure. always find it funny when I talk to people about the metoo stuff and they completely downplay child abuse like that shit hasn't been happening as well and hasn't come to light yet
In all likelihood, it's way more than just Dan. It's the bigwigs in the company. Dan's just the lowest and therefore the most visible on the totem pole.
>It's the bigwigs in the company
Then why is McCurdy only talking about Dan? She's burned her Nickelodeon bridges and turned down their offers. Why would she protect them?
Because people with money can do more than just frick your job prospects over?
Like what? Kill her? Why hasn't he done that yet, either?
So you're saying the reason they aren't talking out against Dan like Jenette is is because they fear for their lives?
Nah, Dan is their job prospects. The unnamed are much worse.
as i said, lowest on the totem pole
In his own defence, he says that at a time when producers were under scrutiny for their interactions with adult stars, there’s no way in hell he’d get away with sexual abuse with teens and children. The worst people who have worked with him have said is that he’s a fricking butthole when it came to crunch time.
>In his own defence, he says that at a time when producers were under scrutiny for their interactions with adult stars, there’s no way in hell he’d get away with sexual abuse with teens and children.
He's not been accused of sexual abuse. Just emotional abuse
Allegations of sexual inproprietary went alongside the ones about him being an butthole.
https://www.looper.com/618303/the-dan-schneider-controversy-explained/
You just know that dude has a 100% offline laptop full of nudes of his actresses somewhere deep in his closet.
Dan doesn't need nudes when he has his own "foot"age made just for him
Epstein and Saville
The guy who played gibby said he didn’t notice anything
Well yeah, it's not like he was getting molested.
Gibby had to take off his shirt in like every scene he was in
there is literally nothing concrete on dan and there never will be. he was weird on social media and was into feet but he never raped anyone. worst he probably ever did was give an unwanted foot massage to sone girl
A fat ugly frick liking girl feet is always gonna get the pearl clutching going on
A lot of the Dan accusations comes from normalgays who are too afraid to go after israeli producers who were unironic pedos
The way she's danced around outright naming him or making any real concrete accusations means she more than likely doesn't have any real proof and was told that by legal counsel. Even if it did happen, there's probably no NDA, just the very obvious threat of legal action if she ever tries to defame him.
I think Dan is definitely a pedophile but he keeps it largely contained. Jennette's exposé was so underwhelming, I think he stuck to feet pics and enjoyed his time
No.
Hollywood is a terrible place. A lot of people keep their mouths shut because saying the wrong thing can end your career immediately. There have been tons of convicted agents/producers of pedo shit.
I jerk off everyday to the thought of that fatass molesting young dicky
Am I seriously the only one who noticed something was up with these shows back then? I was a kid and teenager myself and even I noticed that these shows seemed to go overboard on things. Why did this take so long to blow up?
How so?
Like what? What was so off about it?
You should have seen Cinemaphile at the height of all these shows popularity.
i told my mom that dan schenider was a pedophile obsessed with teenage girl feet back in 2011
she just laughed
i mmember having a conversation with one of my highschool's teachers about the fetishisms in the shows dan produced
see
It was pretty common knowledge to anyone who watched these shows and it was all over Cinemaphile
When I saw the "Stuck in the RV" episode of Victorious I knew something was fishy with this man
its only weird cuz its live action, cartoons had stupid shit going on all the time, you frickers never batted an eye about ren and stimpy
ren and stimpys creator was later found to be a pedophile as well.
>hitting on a 21 year old coworker is the same as literally diddling kids
lmao
Because if you bring it up you sound like a weirdo
I was catching on to it when they brought up one of the characters on Zoey 101 had 6 toes on one foot.
Kids think feet are funny. It’s more fricked that you were privy to foot fetishes as a little kid honestly.
Kids think snot and farts are funny, no one has ever said "geez these Schneider shows have an awful lot of phlegm and boogers"
So did Miranda take the money? Is she getting cancelled too?
Do you newbies not realize that the entire "Dan is a pedo" thing is a running gag and not actually true?
Hi Dan
I love you, Dan Schneider.
just a prank bro
Next you're going to say that he didn't knock up Jamie Lynn Spears
Yeah kinda this, I 100% believe Dan is a weirdo but I doubt he actually did anything with any of the girls, it would have came out by now.
This picture was in 2019, theres no way they would pose with him if he actually did anything to them
Plenty of girls posed with Harvey Weinstein and then jumped on the bandwagon once it was clear he was a sinking ship
No he’s a pedo
What are we supposed to see here?
She was no lie a great actress because she’s the literal complete opposite of her character in real life.
Why do people think that I Carly was so weird? I didn't seem that out there to me?
iCarly was an exceptionally weird show
>Tfw I lived in Yakima Wa and they made an entire episode dedicated to mocking my home town.
the character is also copied directly from ricki from h20
Kinda crazy she's close to homelessness while Riley Reid and Lana Rhoades are millionaires
Nothing stopping her from doing the same.
She could also exclusively frick old fat guys for some extra controversy fuel and cash.
Those girls have worked really hard, anon.
Their orifices have, that's it.
Anybody here got leads on who bought her bras? Willing to buy
He also forced her to redo a lot of scenes that involved her eating because he knew her mom forced her to be anorexic. FRICK YOU DAN
She got paid millions. Stfu homosexuals. Any of you would do 100x worse things for that kind of money. Women are literal toddlers.
well her mom got like 90% of it though.
I thought there were Jackie Coogan laws to prevent this kind of shit.
Her mom is dead
She's pretty
Was
Now she's a skeleton
>no one has posted the nipslip gif
most people here were probably in diapers when iCarly aired
that gif is ancient
there will be posters here older than it
ah shit
meant younger
um... it's called method acting you fricking chud!
>Got millions of dollars out of it.
Oh yeah poor widdle Hollywood prostitute. She sure did suffer.
>couldn't shower alone till she was 17
>hymen inspected by mother regularly
Maybe Dan “the man” Schneider was just trying to tell everyone what she was going through and no one listened.
>Abusing your money-making daughter
Like if she said "Frick you mum" what are you going to do?
Britney Spears ring a bell?
I dont even remember seeing her feet either
Cinemaphile reaction to Harvey’s girls
>HAHAHAHA THEY GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED
Cinemaphile reaction to this
>OMG MY PURE WAIFU SHE WAS EVEN ABUSED BY THE SHOW MAKING JOKES ABOUT STUFF THAT COULD VAGUELY BE RELATED TO HER LIFE AAAHHHHHH SAVE HER AND BUY HER BOOK
Do you realise age difference you dumb moron?
I mean she is a shit actress so he just made her play herself
she was so fricking hot
She was the perfect combo of girl next door face with a banging body. They had an awesome eye for girls.
She looks fantastic with a bit of meat on her. Going down the Brie Larson route of zero body fat is making her look ill.
Miranda just shup up, got the hush money and still keep milking the icarly franchise. Meanwhile, Jennette is poor and sells her used clothes online lol.
Does she sell her used panties or socks? Asking for a friend
Socks? Yep.
That's what I like to hear, I know what I'll be huffing these days
used?
>wonder why no one remembers joking about schneider like all of Cinemaphile did in 2012
>realise no one else was here during the Cinemaphile disney waifu era
Metoo lol
Time flies, I remember when the USC Boy used to post Miranda's crazy sex stories at fraternity parties. Time flies.