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>mfw there's no more Venture Bros. forever

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the best. Hammer is dying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For real, or you just found out he looks like that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd believe it, dude had a spinal injury and was temporarily a paraplegic, on top of his albinism, and I think that one time he had a nearly fatal infection.
        A lot happened to Doc throughout VB's run.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot happens to everyone in a 20 year span, anon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah man, in that same time period the most serious injury I had was a minor fracture.
            Doc almost died twice and was crippled, that's shit luck.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Me during the run of the Venture Bros
              >two broken arms
              > one broken leg
              >spinal tap
              >covid twice
              >two car accidents, one totaled the car
              >/b/ crowdfunded surgery to fix my penis
              >an allergic reaction to a tree almost killed me
              >discovered a life long allergy was a lie
              >a convicted murderer attempted to strangle me
              >homelessness almost less to my demise twice
              >got shot at three times
              >various flus
              >lost my passport while abroad in a foreign country
              >nearly drown twice

              I have a almost died several times in these last 20 years. That’s called life

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >/b/ crowdfunded surgery to fix my penis

                Did it work?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it’s been 6 years since and it’s better than ever. Though I still have moments when I don’t recognize it.
                The only real negative is some light scarring that no woman has ever noticed, and a few tiny skin tags

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >/b/ crowdfunded surgery to fix my penis

                You need to elaborate on this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not an albino.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bad, I thought he was. He's just a pale dude with some weird pigment birthmark thing on his scalp.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's got vertiligo of the scalp.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >read as Pete White

            My bad, I thought he was. He's just a pale dude with some weird pigment birthmark thing on his scalp.

            >read as Rusty
            >

            He's got vertiligo of the scalp.


            >read as Billy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn shame

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they told me when i was ten i wouldn't make it six months and my life expectancy was less than 17 years old and here i am fricking 40. i outlived all but three of the buttholes who declared i was a walking dead person

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you’re being honest then I’m happy to hear you’re healthy and well, anon. I hope you’ve enjoyed watching Venture Bros 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      truteal

      fpbp

      The fact that The Venture Brothers don't have a mother is surprising for the current year

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cartoon goes on forever
    >Cinemaphile complains
    >cartoon doesn't go on forever
    >Cinemaphile complains

    How can you expect anyone to take you seriously when you whine no matter what happens?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      usually the shows that go on forever suffer a very significant drop in quality. Venture Bros has had consistently good writing throughout its entire run.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of the special cases in which a show not only keeps the same writing team throughout the whole run, but that team is just a couple dudes save for the one episode written by their mentor. It's a unicorn.

        Doc acknowledges that it's arguable regarding the first season but otherwise he considers the final seasons basically just as good or bad as the second season for example.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It can go either way. Archer for example has its charms but if you make the mistake of binge-watching it you better be ready for literally the same 3 jokes over and over and OVER.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            For me there's a couple annoying staples to Astrobase writing but nothing particularly serious. Mainly their comedy duos' Non sequiturs are a bit hit and miss and can be somewhat grating; Billy and Pete are almost always great (specially if St Cloud is involved) but Watch and Ward tend to not do it for me and Dragoon/Red Mantle just never landed any successful bit I can think of.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Dragoon/Red Mantle just never landed any successful bit I can think of
              Really? I guess I'm just a sucker for the duo ranting bits, because I really liked them.
              Just their first episode has
              >Where have you been? I've been standing here all day with my dick in my hand.
              >That was MY dick!"

              >What is this, an episode of Gilligan's Island? Everybody gets hit once and they are instantly unconscious.
              >Good one, Six bucks says he has amnesia when he wakes up.

              >Two heads are better than one.
              >What does that have to do with anything?
              >Nothing. I've been wanting to say that all day. I got sick of waiting for an opportunity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the two heads line always kills me

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Watch & Ward are usually pretty funny to me. Red Mantle & Dragoon can be hit-or-miss, but I loved their Final Arch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be honest my favorite dou isn't even two dudes. It's late in the game but Captain gentleman abd Rose (aka triple threat)

                It's a very wholesome relationship two people living the end of their lives. Something about Captain gentleman being gay, so the relationship is completely platonic. Also with Rose brings a fun side to captain gentleman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wrote "Captain Gentleman" three times and it at no point ever sounded off to you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My whole life sounds off to me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Something about Captain gentleman being gay
                Wasn't he like, bi, but with a preference for young men?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they say he's bi, but I haven't seen one mention of any of his partners being a woman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was married, anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Beard.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Col. Gentleman gave enough of a frick to have a beard, man.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I been corrected like three times on VB, excuse me I'm going to put my head in a box now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jonas was Fricking her though, and the kid was his “step daughter”

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He had a wife but the assumption she was a beard. There's a joke in the commentary where he doesn't view himself as gay
                >Of course I have sex with Kiki he's beautiful, just look at him! That doesn't make me gay that makes me smart!
                So he doesn't have any hang ups about the sex of his partner but is almost consistently going after twinkish men like Bowie, Kiki, and that guy in the flashback His book even says "Gentleman prefers Gentlemen"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they say he's bi, but I haven't seen one mention of any of his partners being a woman.

                He was married, anon.

                >Off COURSH a'hm havin' shex wid' Kiki! Look at 'him! He's BEAUTIFUL!! Thad doesn't mhake me gay, it mhakes me SCHMART!!
                He just appreciates a good looking human, simple as

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't he with Billy's mom in the movie, or am I crazy?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, she was literally there with him, but that's because they've been roommates since season 5, along with Action Man who is in a coma.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I forgot about this, I should use this as an excuse to rewatch the whole show

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, watch and ward can be hit or miss but Red Mantle and Dragoon are kino who knew Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper would become villains?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Archer kind of turned into a bizarre self referential maze of in-jokes that at a certain point became exhausting.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Archer kind of turned into a bizarre self referential maze of in-jokes that at a certain point became exhausting.

            i still cant fricking believe they did 3 entire coma seasons

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Three separate ones? Or were they all part of the same coma?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same coma, different setting every time.
                The season would always end with Archer dying and then waking up somewhen else, with the exception of 1999 which had reality break down because of a Space Cube or some shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty weird. I'm usually pretty forgiving towards "all a dream" stuff, but three seasons of that? It'd be like if VB had Hank and Dean die in every single episode, Kenny style all the way up until the season 3 finale

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Each season was a different setting using the same characters as an ensemble cast. It was pretty much "Archer: Elseworlds" for a while, and I really liked Danger Island since it was post-ww2 tiki pulp action.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never really thought about this, but it says a lot about the quality of the show that one of my favorite episodes is from season one (the yard sale one), and another is from the final season.
        >Take this, Quizboy! (click!) Nyeheheheheh! (psssssh) Ow...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice Dr. Mrs. heavy episode

          I miss when Sheila dressed like her husband

          her best outfit but the guild uniform wasn't "bad" per se

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Venture Bros has had consistently good writing throughout its entire run.
        lol already with the revisionist history. everyone hates the first season and the nyc seasons (including the movie) were definitely a downgrade from the previous seasons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone hates the first season
          The first season has some great episodes man - the animation is fricking rough, but the writing is 100% there.
          I've even seen people argue that the show went severely downhill after season 1, not that I agree.
          >the nyc seasons (including the movie) were definitely a downgrade from the previous seasons.
          Vehemently disagree, though I can see why you'd think that - the fricked up seasons, cut episodes, and cancelling really limited the focus of the show, and if you weren't on board with the blue morpho plot, I can see why you'd be pissed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice bullshit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really enjoyed the evolution from Johnny Quest parody to including parodies of other well known franchises to having original characters with pop culture references mixed in. I think stuff after they move to the penthouse was a little meh because it focused too much on developing their cast of original characters and lost some of their charm as a unique comedy, but at that point the previous seasons had been so good that I kept watching. Anyone who has watched the whole show will also notice that the writing later on seems to get a little tired and the jokes don't land with as much impact.

          Seasons 1-5 are the best imo and the rest is still worth watching. Me and my friend still sing this song all the time when I pick him up to hang out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venture Sneed has no conclusive ending. If they're bringing it to a close, just fast-forward 25 years and have professor Dean of the university of New York working in his lab with his mustache getting a call from an old friend after mentioning that his father died recently and the funeral wasn't very crowded. And that old friend? The BATMAN.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a great parody of the foul timeline in which Doc and Chris hand the show to an increasingly terrible series of writers' rooms.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venture Brothers only went on "forever" because it took so long to make due to poverty. Seven seasons is a long, but not incredibly long, run and it showed no signs of running out of steam and coasting off past success in that time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a show that ran almost 20 years and never had to rely on running gags or forced memes. It always went for new material and new reasons to keep people laughing.
        Any other show would have made Brick Frog a reoccurring character for meme appeal. This show went out of its way to mock the very idea of brick frog being a forced meme

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another good example is attention to shit like

          Nice Dr. Mrs. heavy episode
          [...]
          her best outfit but the guild uniform wasn't "bad" per se

          these snipers falling in love in what they thought may have been a penultimate season and it actually worked. We truly are alone in serialized animation moving forward.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then we get shit like the tank of gentle cuttlefish seemingly like a one off gag to set up the monarch’s storyline in season 3 actually having a proper and not-forced purpose in season 6, with expert execution no less

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wide wale being that based and essentially a deuteragonist in the second part of 3 parter that was addressing plot points from the THIRD episode of the first season
              >Cinemaphile autists didn't shit themselves in pure anger but actually applauded this move
              These men are considered amateurs by higher ups in our current cartoonslop era I might add, it's all just baffling from even a corporate standpoint.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Venture Bros was a rare instance of a show that maintained a consistent quality while progressing and evolving

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is production started sputtering just as B and C list comic characters were becoming incredibly mainstream.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Um what are you talking about?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's saying when Venture Bros started taking years between seasons was when the MCU got big

          KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHTY MONARCH

          AND NUMBER TWENTY-ONE!

          So would Dr. Boyfriend be a big handsome chad with effeminate voice. It's hard to work in the style angle, like I guess it's easiest if you just take her typical style then make it male but I keep getting stuck on trying to make him a JFK standin but there's really nothing that makes him stand out like Jackie O's pillbox look. He'd just look like a guy in Butterfly themed Yachting wear

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dr. Boyfriend would totally look like John Fitzgerald

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      usually the shows that go on forever suffer a very significant drop in quality. Venture Bros has had consistently good writing throughout its entire run.

      It's one of the special cases in which a show not only keeps the same writing team throughout the whole run, but that team is just a couple dudes save for the one episode written by their mentor. It's a unicorn.

      Doc acknowledges that it's arguable regarding the first season but otherwise he considers the final seasons basically just as good or bad as the second season for example.

      Honestly, I'd argue Venture Bros has only gotten better as time has gone on. It's like the exact opposite of every other long running show.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is one person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron.
      People hate long running shows that loose their edge, i.g. The Simpsons and Futurama, shows that have lost part of what made them incredibly enjoyable.

      In regards to short lived shows, it's because of things like a lack of resolution for plot points because the program is canceled, or the conclusion rushing a lot of plot points. For example a lot of people wanted to see Sym-Bionic Titan finish its story, which could have been achieved with just a handful of additional episodes, while an example of a show that rushed things would be Generator Rex and it's almost laughably slapdash last 4-5 episodes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a hive mind Anon. The Anons who wanted it to end were complaining and now it's the other Anons who didn't want it to end

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had the blu-ray sitting in my drive for almost 2 weeks because I didn't want to sit down and watch it end.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the BD release came out last week

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        test

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you'll watch it for her, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame she's simultaneously a big part of the movie and still comes across as underused since she barely interacts with a couple characters despite being the fulcrum for every part of the plot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was hot

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well better it ends like the 90s Sitcom Dinosaurs with a meaningful ending than stick around like the Simpsons which if it were to end would be robbed of any real enjoyment or meaning with the original show.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a legitimate but bizarre example to use as a positive, at least in terms of being memorable. Thank Christ VB didn't go the Dinosaurs way and finished the show with what may come across as a big spiteful frick you because they got cancelled lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair the show was called Dinosaurs. Literally no other ending they could have went for. In retrospect the Simpsons didn't have to make fun of them.

        In the end the Venture Brothers, just keep being the venture brothers. I still have questions, will Dean keep going to school? Did Hank permanently leave his persona's in the coma world?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It ends with far too many questions.

          >VenTech is guaranteed bankrupt now
          >Building is back at the old compound and not New York
          >Because Venture isn’t a billionaire scientist anymore Brock won’t be assigned to him
          >Hank never officially broke up with his girlfriend or told her off for cheating on him
          >Dean is now half a country away from his school
          >none of the Jonas stuff got elaborated on
          >Billy and White are still in New York
          >Dr. Orpheus and the triad hadn’t even finished their move yet
          >no explanation for scarebear

          It’s the perfect ending. Venture Bros always ended every episode with more questions than answers, and now the show itself ends with a crap ton of questions while simultaneously answering some of the biggest ones the fans had for nearly two decades

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Because Venture isn’t a billionaire scientist anymore Brock won’t be assigned to him
            More importantly, will the Guild go back on letting the Monarch arch him now that Venture may be below level 10 again? On one hand that sounds like something they'd do, but on the other hand, holy frick stop blueballing my boy Malcolm

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think what Sheila said at the end of the movie is pretty much meant to confirm the Monarch won't be blueballed anymore.
              Rusty is literally the same guy as the Monarch, the Guild will allow the Monarch to continue arching him because it's a perfect relationship.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >VenTech is guaranteed bankrupt now
            I imagine a few things could happen because of what went down in the movie
            >Rusty (and Billy and Pete), having discovered powerful hover tech, get a fat check from the government/OSI to make more of that shit
            >JJ had some kind of insurance plan for "costumed lunatic launches the building into the fricking stratosphere", but this means Rusty is now well and truly on his last legs
            >The public think the building getting launched was a super crazy PR stunt and the HelperPods skyrocket in preorders

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            is guaranteed bankrupt now
            is back at the old compound and not New York
            I think they are going to be alright with the hoover tech.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it clearly intended for more reason but it's fine this way as well.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted red death to get one more really cool scene to contrast how much of a goof he was in this movie, but otherwise I'm glad it ended on such a nice note. It really feels like they wrote this movie to be the end and they nailed it. Don't get me wrong, if they announced there was going to be another season I would cum but I'm glad they never sacrificed quality just to fill the airwaves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teasing Brock vs RD and not only not following through but not even giving him any real action scene was kind of a dick move, but if you watch this fresh off the season 7 finale you've gotten your Brock dose anyway and the movie covers what you DIDN'T get.

      Well save for some closure on Sirena but the show has always been a sausage party anyway: the conflict gets resolved between the brothers and she doesn't even factor in as anything more than the reason for that conflict. I did read somewhere there were some originally planned scenes wih Wide Wale and her though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movie was literally Season 8 but in the span of a movie. There would have likely been a whole episode dedicated to Brock vs RD, they've been teasing that conflict for a while.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they've been teasing that conflict for a while
          Have they?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it felt more like the intro to Season 8 akin to Gargantua 2 rather than a full season

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was probably intentional, since they obviously had grander plans for stuff like Force Majeure, and probably would have had some of Jefferson's old pals get a moment to shine instead of getting swept aside after everyone went to bed

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So if we get season 8 or a comic book it'll be those guys, force majeure played by toast, debbie has pp on her belt now, rusty is back home but the triad is in new york, scare bear, time travel, and maybe jonas? Is that everything?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would guess. Debbie reunites with daddy Majeure and the whole Peril Partnership vs the Guild is finally wrapped. Rusty either returns to a life of seclusion building shit for fun and some meager profit to build more shit, while the boys probably set out to start making their own lives instead of just hanging around home as usual. And of course whatever antics lead to the use of time machine dresser

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dean is still in college too so I wonder how they would've handled that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Three things come to mind
                >The boys just take occasional trips back to Colorado to see their pop, meaning they aren't as involved with adventures as they used to be
                >They somehow get transportation help from Orpheus (he teleports them or maybe they use the Master's closet dimension as a crossroads
                >Rusty recreates the teleporters, and they're just used so the characters can freely warp between Colorado and New York without having to spend the hours between

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They have a supersonic jet, it's like a 40 minute trip that breaks every window they go over.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, but there would still be the matter of who drives and where the thing parks when it's in New York since the tower is gone. Of course, if VenTech doesn't go belly up, maybe they'll set up a new building there

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has autopilot and parking in the pit isn't off the table.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually fine we didn't get closure on Sirena. She was a disloyal girlfriend and more of a plot object than a character in her own right. Wide Wale was going nowhere and I'm glad they just didn't say a thing about him. If they had another season then maybe but the movie was full enough already. As for RD vs Brock, I actually prefer it this way. Giving RD a fight with a known yardstick of a character makes him a known factor and he becomes much less intimidating. I just wanted a solid monologue or having him casually kill a mook. The bit with him stealing the scientists hand along with his phone was good though. I'm also glad we got to see Jefferson kill some vampires and actually be a badass for a bit. I feel like he never got his moment in the series and he deserved one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I feel like he never got his moment in the series and he deserved one.
          Part of the trouble of being a supporting character for a supporting character. They never knew what to do with Orpheus so the same goes for his friends.
          I always wondered if an Order of the Triad show could work but honestly we'll never get anything by Doc and Publick because no one else will ever give them the breathing room they need.

          Maybe they can go into comics and just put up littl web videos every now and again if still images with their voices over it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe they can go into comics
            Imagine how good an Order of the Triad comic would be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the show has always been a sausage party
        And how. The single most important female character in the series is voiced by a dude, and in the final group scene that closes the show she's literally invisible lmao.

        Actually she was trans in the S1 notes iirc but they eventually dropped that angle and made her voice simply a joke and basically a lampshade for the fact that visually she's essentially a fantasy blowup doll.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder at what point they decided Rusty and Malcolm's biological relationship and whether it happened in one go or one thing led to another.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "half-brothers" part was always a bit too obvious so I assume they were planning to subvert it from the beginning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      The "half-brothers" part was always a bit too obvious so I assume they were planning to subvert it from the beginning

      They truly were The Venture Bros…

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well no they weren't really

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Missed opportunity, I think...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well that was the bait and switch, and way too hard-sold to be actually true really.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rusty: “It don’t matter. None a this matters.”

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they had the exact details planned out but I do think Monarch and Rusty were always planned to be related in some way. There are a lot of similar design quos in their face.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I speculate about this a lot when I listen to them on the commentary. They claim they've had almost everything figured out by season 3, the problem became how do they show us everything they want in such a limited time, on top of [as] never telling them if they have another season. I really hope they kept a lot of studio memorabilia, I'd love to see some drafts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine, if anything, they'll at least try to get some kind of artbook out that stories the history of the show's production. They've got over twenty years of content, so they'd be able to make something nice and meaty, even if it winds up being the final bit of VB-anything we ever get

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't the artbook come out back in season 7

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some kind of artbook out that stories the history of the show's production
          Is that not the art book we already got?

          I’m genuinely asking here. Haven’t gotten a chance to read it myself yet.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the artbook we got, plus a few interviews and the commentary. The show is pretty well explained for the most part. If it isn't explained, it doesn't need to be or is one of the big secrets that keep it in motion.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah this is pretty much what anon described. Only thing it's missing is season 7 and the movie (because it came out before either of them) but for its original price, it's absolutely insane value for VB fans.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oh there's a venture bros artbook? cool
            >go to buy it
            >$500

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              bandwagongays blown the frick out. it was like $25 before it went OOP.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I watched the original run growing up, more like bandwagon gays ruined it for everyone else

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I watched the original run growing up, more like bandwagon gays ruined it for everyone else

                Isn't that just par for the course with VB merch? I know there's something about Publick and Hammer not wanting to overdo it with toys and the like, but also something like AS was always screwing them over when it came to the few pieces of merch they did decide to make

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine owning a crimeodile figure or red death or phage or the spider chick who got diamond dogged or the diamond dogs or bowie. This shit could have easily gotten hasbro silly and I would have loved every second.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BUY NOW, DR. THADDEUS VENTURE ACTION FIGURE (COMES WITH 3 REPLACABLE SPEEDSUITS!)
                >every time you change his speedsuit, you have to look at rusty's uncensored benis

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually kek'd. Hell yes I would buy that and not even as a joke

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they had a shit ton of merch. they had a whole section of the book dedicated to it. they had bedsheets ffs. also the commentary for the movie literally begins with them talking about merch they want to make. belt buckles and coffee cup sets and shit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I own a copy but digital versions are easy enough to find online, and you don't need to feel guilty because the product is by now only moving in the scalper aftermarket anyway (probably inflated too because of the attention the show got this year).

              Also it's a bit unwieldy lol, while rewatching the show I actually left it in the shelf and just perused the digital copy on my tablet.

              Even if you want a physical copy it's better to wait it out imo; the book is from Dark Horse after all and they may eventually do a revised edition covering season 7 and RITBOTBH.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sheila is oh so sexy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                tru dat

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              bandwagongays blown the frick out. it was like $25 before it went OOP.

              Oh nice I had no idea that turned out to be an investment.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i had two and sold one for a decent amount but i'm really debating selling my last one because i know i'll never get it back again unless it gets reprinted which i don't see happening unless maybe the show somehow gets picked up again

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Had the artbook
              >someone stole it from my trunk
              don't drive drunk kids
              you'll leave a window down

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro so sad to hear. Yeah, I remember one night left my windows down. Randomly hear noises outside, two teena going through my drunk. Yell. Out "Hey!" They run away.

                I honestly don't know if they took something, my trunk was a mess at that time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some kind of artbook out that stories the history of the show's production
          Is that not the art book we already got?

          I’m genuinely asking here. Haven’t gotten a chance to read it myself yet.

          Yeah this is pretty much what anon described. Only thing it's missing is season 7 and the movie (because it came out before either of them) but for its original price, it's absolutely insane value for VB fans.

          Yep, the book covers the full production from the pitch book through the pilot and season by season plus episode by episode, in remarkable detail, though sadly only up to season 6 with just a little preview of season 7. Doc Hammer is extremely verbose (entertainingly so) so the already sizable volume of text is blown up even further making the book nearly 400 pages long.

          I've been poring through it lately obviously and even though the long rants are fun, a couple of really good soundbites popped up for me. Like Doc going:
          >That’s the way a Venture Bros. joke works. It goes too far and we don’t explain it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does the book list the episodes in chronological order or in original airing order?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Proper continuity order iirc, specials included. They often remark too how that order doesn't reflect the order they were written (a couple of season premieres were basically left for last).

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doc said if he and Jackson fight a studio and can get a good enough deal they have ideas for more they want to do, but are content with what they put out.

    Additionally, they omitted an actual Serena scene and regret it because they wanted to show her side of it but cut it for time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *find a network, idk how I turned that into fight.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because they wanted to show her side of it
      Don’t think that’s necessary.
      Serena was a horny nymph and Hank couldn’t keep his dick up.
      Cheating was bound to happen and Dean was close enough to help her out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, her deal was mostly about pissing off her dad and Dean provided the basic appeal of Hank but also a little extra relatability.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's too bad. I really like the show.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Havent watch the movie yet, how come that pic makes me want to frick Hank?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she's Hank's biological motherand she's just as crazy as he is

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not both boys?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, it's both - but you were talking about Hank, and there's more resemblance there.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Different anons. I just watched the movie last night and wanted to make sure I got the correct implication about Rusty taking stuff she didn’t want.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now that you mention it, it's not impossible given the final scene that there may have been more than one mom involved.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, that's just silly. They're twins.
                And no fricking way Rusty talked two women into that and just madscienced his boys up like Jonas would

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [Spoiler]There's not much physical resemblance between them and what there is could be attributed to Rusty's "contribution". If he was growing two little experiments, why not actually perform two different experiments?. Considering the reveal, you may even consider a possible different meaning to what Myra said in season 5 that made them conclude she wasn't their mom; they could have been wrong about the full implications of "wanting to actually give birth to them"![/spoiler]

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whoops

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank got her crazy gene

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank got her crazy gene

      It was interesting how carefully planned out the entire 'pregnancy' was, Rusty didn't just want kids, he wanted them to explicitly share genetics with Bobbi, so when her daughter came around he saw the opportunity and took it
      >I think Bobbi might have been his first crush and/or idol
      >he must have kept her picture on his desk for like twenty years or so

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know it seems impossible from where we left off but this show is known for crazy rube goldberg setups. Is there anyway rusty and debbie could end up together? I mean killinger and his oni are still floating around and at some point canonically malcolm and rusty will be warmly familiar and we know his hatred well, am I fricking crazy here? I feel a little crazy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mommy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her having dated monarch makes no sense because his backstory showed he was just a henchman before meeting Sheila

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can believe he dated her in college and he didn’t meet Dr GF yet at that time

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But she had to dump him because her mom didn’t want her dating a villain, which doesn’t make sense if he was still in college

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn't the whole point if shadowman 9 thing that he was doing the monarch thing WHILE henching? He hit on dr mrs as the monarch maybe he did the same with debbie right before?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of*

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, he became the monarch to impress her, he was just henchman 9 prior to that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But she had to dump him because her mom didn’t want her dating a villain, which doesn’t make sense if he was still in college

        No, he became the monarch to impress her, he was just henchman 9 prior to that

        Being a villainous henchman could’ve still scared away Bobbi idk

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all the crossed out numbers on the "Council of 13" note in the back

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that picture of Malcolm in prison when he had 24 dress as Sheila
          Awkward....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOD I wanna kiss her

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's fine.
    It took them 20 years to produce 7 seasons.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed something in the movie I mever thought about. The monarch doesn't have a phone. They use Gary to scan the code and later order stuff through A.R.C.H.

    I think it's also so telling, that The Monarch for the most part have anyone to call. Gary his no. 2 and always with him. His wife is by his side, and when she's not he doesn't care.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monarch does have a phone, Copycat steals it from him in season 6.
      You're right about the only two people that would call him though, since we see them both call/try to call him in season 6/7.
      Hell, he takes selfies with Dr. Heinie at one point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hell, he takes selfies with Dr. Heinie at one point.
        Man frickinh forgot about that. Also thanks for reminding me anon.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a recent interview for Hammer and Publick by the site Bleeding Cool where they emphatically said they would be 100% on board with continuing the series (as they had only used a fifth of what they originally planned for the movie)
    They did say that if the series ended with the movie it was fine, but they love the show and characters more than the fans do and would love to give out a little more.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Domestic Old Team Venture is pretty cute. Just having supper and yelling about old irrelevant adventures, it's great.
    Do you think it was a baby werewolf though?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was totally a baby werewolf, Gentleman's just a c**t about it

      My whole life sounds off to me

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in shock that this is the end of the Venture Brothers but considering how averse Hammer and Publick are to satisfying conclusions they can take their show and stuff it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show didn't end voluntarily anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy isn't entirely wrong, Hammer and Publick had mentioned that they would like to avoid a traditional ending. No zoom out as everyone laughs. No closing of a book. None of that stuff. Whether this is the finale or the series returns in another fashion, even that will probably use a nonstandard epilogue.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We had a perfect copy pasta post of Rusty explaining that this is the best ending for Venture Bros.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Venture Bros. Will (Not) Return

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHTY MONARCH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND NUMBER TWENTY-ONE!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe #24 has been dead for more seasons than he was alive.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Truly he was the Maide Flanders of Venture Brothers

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aww man forgot pic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When I rewatched the show in season 1, he's only in like 3 or 4 episodes and most of them are towards the end

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love that the younger design has Leia buns

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND NUMBER TWENTY-ONE!

      Would Dr M be a burly dude with a lady's voice in this universe?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike Tyson?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This type of beat I assume, but looking like a chiseled gigachad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      whhoa

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND NUMBER TWENTY-ONE!

      cute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, very much so.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND NUMBER TWENTY-ONE!

      hey, that's awesome

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    binge watched the entire thing for the first time this week and I already miss it

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when Sheila dressed like her husband

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you gay?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice Dr. Mrs. heavy episode
      [...]
      her best outfit but the guild uniform wasn't "bad" per se

      I really like the Guild jacket as a bit of non-verbal storytelling. On the surface it would seem to symbolize Dr M. choosing loyalty to the Guild over The Monarch when in reality it's the opposite. Because of course she wouldn't wear a revealing ensemble in front of a bunch of men when her husband isn't around, especially when one of them is Phantom Limb.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God. I knew that, but reading it hit me hard out of nowhere. Frick, man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what, you gonna cry about it?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    READY THE ACID MAGNET

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a bit obnoxious when they brought up real life pop cultural stuff instead of the in-universe equivalent, it was too on the nose for me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did they do this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dad, pretty much the Avengers are here
        >Look, it has a Doctor Strange Window.
        >The Impossibles win a costume contest dressing up as the fantastic four.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can see what you mean, I guess.
          Although I'm pretty sure some pop culture stuff is supposed to have been real in venture bros; Some comic book/action heroes, The scooby gang (not the parody, real Velma gave action johnny herpes).
          Also they brought up F4 in the movie again, didn't they? Huh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were doing this before it was run into the ground by less funny writers so I never minded. Especially since a lot of it was really funny and not just "remember thing?"

      This scene is one of my favorites. It feels like natural dialogue between two characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh it makes sense with how even in a world where all this stuff exists they're all totally lame bullshit so naturally fictional heroes would still exist. Though it gets a bit worse about it from like S4 on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dad, pretty much the Avengers are here
      >Look, it has a Doctor Strange Window.
      >The Impossibles win a costume contest dressing up as the fantastic four.

      the only time i liked them doing it was the toss of line from that doctor in south america
      >eva sincea da iron man everybody wants tha robot heart

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this is where things end, then so be it. We should be happy we even got the movie, and in a pretty timely fashion, no less. Most of the time, it's either never seeing a conclusion, or 10-20 years of waiting for something and not being able to live up to the decades of hype, as seen with things like Samurai Jack

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree completely. I have my problems with the movie, but I already accepted it was never going to be perfect even before seeing it. I certainly prefer this to the cliffhanger season 7 almost left us with.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blue morpho saga proves monarch is scary competent when he isn't obsessing over dr venture
    >killinger thinks rusty is a natural born supervillain
    what if they switched roles?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rusty would make a great villain, Peak monarch was actually a pretty damn effective villain, monarch really is the positive aspects of what Rusty could achieve without his trauma

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if they switched roles?
      Rusty would be fine, but the Monarch can't do superscience - he spent college writing weirdly specific poems about butterflies, modding a dumb hand-cranked butterfly car, and banging Debbie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mrs. The Monarch could do the actual superscience while Monarch is more of a figurehead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAS HE though? He got caught by Wide Wale without backup because he didn't have the right coordination with his henchman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Wide Wale was far more competent than most of the people Monarch was gunning after

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was mostly Gary's frickup, although it is at the very least telling that Monarch's too reliant on him considering his gameplan for a lot of situations is "talk big then have 21 back it up for me."

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In his defense, it WAS pretty cool when he caught that knife on the first try. Not sure what his plan would've been if it just landed in his hand blade-down though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if they switched roles?
      Rusty would be fine, but the Monarch can't do superscience - he spent college writing weirdly specific poems about butterflies, modding a dumb hand-cranked butterfly car, and banging Debbie

      The only way that would work is if Doc truly committed to being a villain because the Monarch would never be a hero unless it was done in spite just to arch Doc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue morpho saga proves monarch is scary competent when he isn't obsessing over dr venture
      Didn't he kill almost everyone by accident and then the majority of intentionals were fricking Gary

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His goal wasn’t to kill anyone, he wanted to make them give up on venture.
        Like Rusty, Monarch *is* competent but stupidity and laziness hinders his competency

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    O God the Lord, the strength of my salvation, thou hast covered my head on the day of battle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the scene with Shore leave feels weird compared to him now. It's not even the pray away the gay stuff. He just felt like sich a "well never see thia guy again" also how he was package with Holy Diver and he sort of went into the background.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's generally the case with a lot of characters in their introductory episode. Hatred seemed more like a typical drill sergeant when he finally appeared in the season 2 finale, then he just kind of became a loosely military themed villain thereafter during season 3. And of course, we all remember how Billy and Peter were quite different in the pilot (Pete's albinism being super science induced; Billy being much more dismissive of Rusty)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The real funny one is Pirate Captain, he's peak one-off character but shows up a season later and goes onto become a weird supporting character with barely any relation to his origin but he still talks like a Pirate.
        >JESUS JONES! now there was a band

        [...]
        they basically did that in the last episode of season 7

        Yeah, but it'd be nice to have it in the movie. Like I don't know I guess they had so little time it's hard to figure out where to put it but still....it hurts that Brock is basically has no real affect on the movie besides delaying Hunter's final solution.

        no can do anon, that would've taken valuable time away from a random extended new jack city reference and john hodgeman babbling about the fantastic four

        Yeah but....Triad shit was cool. You could ditch the Fantastic Four speech but that's still not enough time to get Brock in a place where he can go full Murder Machine. Like the only solution is really give them like atleast 10-20 minutes more movie, which was never going to happen as much as I'd love it. Like all the shit I'd take out of the movie isn't enough to fit in everything I would want.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a bunch of posts about Rusty also being a clone but isn't that impossible since Jonas Jr. exists? Isn't it more likely that Jonas Sr. made a bunch of clones of his son so he could frick around with genetic tampering on a safe template to fix the various shit that made him a bald gangly big nosed weirdo. I wouldn't be surprised if Jonas did the same thing for himself to cure his own early balding (since he knew it was going to happen to Rusty even as a kid).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think all the clones were on the same tank and Rusty absorved one of them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't we literally see them. In the womb?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only in Rusty's dreams, which are clearly exaggerated since he literally vores JJ in the penultimate one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Helper 2 thinks Rusty is a clone, and Helper 2 worked closely with Ben.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That has been brought up, and I wouldn't be surprised if Jackson and Doc didn't address that so they could potentially expand on the whole cloning stuff later on. It does leave a lot of potential
      >JJ was intentional, but got absorbed and Jonas just shrugged it off as a freak incident of the cloning tech
      >JJ wasn't intentional, and possibly existed as part of the original Rusty
      >>In this case, original JJ may have been dead as is usually the case with absorbed twins, but was "revived" when the clone of Rusty got made

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was because Jonas sr was shit at cloning, and Jonas Jr was a byproduct of cloning Rusty.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Monarch think Debbie is the boys' mother on the traditional sense?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not. While he did think Rusty banged her, he just seemed to act like "dude, that was MY girlfriend" than someone who thought their ex had been taken as a wife by another dude. Though I can guess that if Malcolm were to learn that Debbie's eggs were used to help create the boys, he might have mixed feelings about it. Of course, he's probably going to try and keep his word to leave Dean be, and doesn't seem to bother with Hank unless he's around during an arching attempt on Rusty

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Debbie react knowing Hank and Dean are technically her children?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many characters do you think would turn out to be Rusty clones?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well there are some who think Billy is another bastard of Jonas, though he seems legitimately to be a result of that hydrowhatever thing that makes baby heads swell. But it wouldn't be surprising if Jonas got all up in Rose when she was still Triple Threat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that is true then Jonas' sperm must be fricked up.
        All these genetic issues he has. Balding, iron deficiencies, Hydrocephallic, testicular torsion (yes, it is often an inherited thing apparently) and god knows what else. The master was correct to refer to the Venture Bro's DNA being like a septic tank.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Master was just fricking with Triana to get her on the right path.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of the Master, anybody else think he might be a super powerful human, like a magical version of the Sovereign/Not Bowie? Far as I recall, he never outright mentions anything that suggests he's centuries old, and some of his dialogue even makes it sound like the dimension where he speaks to Orpheus isn't his main plain of existence.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He could certainly be OP like the Ancient One and powerful enough to just appear the way he does

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's an Ancient One analog so maybe though I'd assume he might be so far gone that he doesn't identify with his human form any longer since when he's forced to come out and confront the magic users he does so as Santa saying he didn't know what else to come as.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would be hilarious if that mustached guy he appeared in the one deleted scene were his real form

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What if the horse was his true form

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We never got enough of The Master

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was nice that he wasn't always pulled out whenever Orpheus had a problem, helped him feel like a last option rather than Orpheus calling for help for the littlest of things. Would have been fun to see him actually meet Hank or Dean, as I imagine he might like them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Billy is a rape baby from when the big headed telepath had his mom Triple Threat under mind control. Also why she refuses to tell Billy that she's a retired super hero, since she retired because she got raped and decided to keep her rape baby.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, Brainulo seemed to be absolutely repulsed by everybody "from the past" he met, though that would be amusing if Billy found out he has mental powers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they weren't going to pull the rape trigger from Jonas and Monarchs mother i highly doubt they'd do it for Billy. Is it so hard to believe in a super hero setting there could be two big headed people

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But they never implied Jonas raped Don's wife, just that he seduced her

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well there are some who think Billy is another bastard of Jonas, though he seems legitimately to be a result of that hydrowhatever thing that makes baby heads swell. But it wouldn't be surprising if Jonas got all up in Rose when she was still Triple Threat

          I think one of the most telling parts about this concept is that what Billy has doesn't look or act like hydrocephalus. But Brainulo and him do bear some obvious resemblance and Billy even mentions feeling a kinship with him as a kid because of their appearances. Also, Brainulo just goes on and fricking on about how he's from the future and his looks are normal there.
          It honestly makes me wonder if Think Tank is related to all of this, too.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Billy has doesn't look or act like hydrocephalus
            It was more obvious in season 1, as he'd literally have watery sounds accompanying a lot of his movements, like something was sloshing in his noggin. Clearly, they moved away from that because they probably wanted to avoid having to do the SFX all the time with how often Billy showed up, and maybe they figured his unusual proportions were more than enough to get across his condition than having it spelt out through audio gags

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just rewatched this last night. I generally like it but kind of can't believe the last Venture Bros thing ever features Brock doing frick all for 90 minutes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've been sidelining and (literally) shafting brock for seasons why would this be any different

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it's the last hurrah? Giving Brock a final henchman bloodbath or something would have been a fun throw back. Basically anything but having him stand around with Gathers pretty much the whole time. I just felt like Hank when he woke up asking where Brock was. He was the boys uncle / father figure for so much of the story and even though he'd been gone and was on to other things they always left the thread there. Now it just feels like a dropped ball.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no can do anon, that would've taken valuable time away from a random extended new jack city reference and john hodgeman babbling about the fantastic four

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >john hodgeman babbling about the fantastic four
            this. it doesn't help the FF babbling was more memorable than what was effectively Brock's last line of the entire series "That's a team you can bet on" or whatever in the same scene.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >brock's last big moment is him getting dabbed on
              kinda feels like jackson and doc went from not knowing really what to do with brock towards the end of the show to mildly disliking him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >john hodgeman babbling about the fantastic four
            this. it doesn't help the FF babbling was more memorable than what was effectively Brock's last line of the entire series "That's a team you can bet on" or whatever in the same scene.

            It wasn't off-topic FF babbling, but an extremely subtle Season 4 callback.
            >Really? And how'd ol' Reed and the FF get outta that sticky wicket?
            >They had help, sir. From Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it's the last hurrah? Giving Brock a final henchman bloodbath or something would have been a fun throw back. Basically anything but having him stand around with Gathers pretty much the whole time. I just felt like Hank when he woke up asking where Brock was. He was the boys uncle / father figure for so much of the story and even though he'd been gone and was on to other things they always left the thread there. Now it just feels like a dropped ball.

        they basically did that in the last episode of season 7

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brock got his big epic fight scene in the series finale, he didn't need another one in a movie where they had to squeeze in a conclusion to the story in like 90 minutes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tho the creators wanted to make something with him.

          Aparently the idea was for him to invade the building and a bunch of other stuff, but they couldn't because of lack of time.

          For you guys to have perspective THE LAST 15 MINUTES WERE DONE FOR FREE, THE CREATORS LITERALLY AGREED TO WORK FOR FREE ON THE LAST 15 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE TO INCREASE ITS LENGHT.

          This is some hardcore dedication.
          Man, this show is something else.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you say "the creators" you mean everybody involved, or did the two main guys forfeit part of their salary to cover it, or how did that work exactly?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >THE LAST 15 MINUTES WERE DONE FOR FREE, THE CREATORS LITERALLY AGREED TO WORK FOR FREE ON THE LAST 15 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE TO INCREASE ITS LENGHT.
              Explain.

              nta but as far as I remember, the creators had 70 minutes to do the movie, and covered extra 15 minutes with their own pockets.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >THE LAST 15 MINUTES WERE DONE FOR FREE, THE CREATORS LITERALLY AGREED TO WORK FOR FREE ON THE LAST 15 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE TO INCREASE ITS LENGHT.
            Explain.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              they should've made all of season 8 for free

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn’t have the millions that would cost

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've been sidelining and (literally) shafting brock for seasons why would this be any different

      because it's the last hurrah? Giving Brock a final henchman bloodbath or something would have been a fun throw back. Basically anything but having him stand around with Gathers pretty much the whole time. I just felt like Hank when he woke up asking where Brock was. He was the boys uncle / father figure for so much of the story and even though he'd been gone and was on to other things they always left the thread there. Now it just feels like a dropped ball.

      >brock's last big moment is him getting dabbed on
      kinda feels like jackson and doc went from not knowing really what to do with brock towards the end of the show to mildly disliking him

      At least Brock got to have fun wading through the Blackout team in the very last episode. His coaching Billy & Pete in "The Bellicose Proxy" was also fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmjzXTwXG0E

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the saddest part about VB ending is that we won't have more quiz boy and pink pilgrim

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a shame the weren't inside the building for the final act excitement and that they got omitted from the final group shot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least Brock will always have the Like a Friend scene which is in the running for the best serious moment of the show and one of the best uses of music I've seen in an animated show.

        That was mostly Gary's frickup, although it is at the very least telling that Monarch's too reliant on him considering his gameplan for a lot of situations is "talk big then have 21 back it up for me."

        Is 21 the best executed nerd fantasy self-insert character ever?

        He gradually becomes a badass while staying in character and never being a Mary Sue or too effortlessly cool and his changes make his dynamic with the Monarch and DMTM more interesting.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think the hypothetical season 8 would've been like if they'd made it instead of the movie?
    I think for one, the stuff with Jefferson, Dean, and Orpheus would've been (the A-plot of) a whole episode.
    Especially with the part where Jefferson is driving and he tells Dean what he did was low, it felt like if they had more time that moment would've been stretched out to really convey how uncomfortable it would be for Dean just sitting there. (I will say that I actually like Jefferson being the one to deliver that to Dean, it just feels right.)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I read, one plan they had was for Hank's journey to lead him back to just about every girl he ever had ever known, which would have included that black postwoman from the prom episode, and I suppose maybe even an appearance from Molotov.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed on the scene with Jefferson, Dean and Orpheus. It was one of my favorite parts of the movie. I also liked Orpheus' line about not being a priest and what we can infer about he and Jefferson's friendship / his relationship with Dean that he basically set him up to be put in his place. That said, I never for a second believed Dean had actually been bit but I kind of wish they'd taken the joke even further

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      First 2 or 3 episodes would probably focus on Hank's misadventures and Monarch stressing about DNA test results, with some background stuff setting up Dean wanting to go after Hank (maybe him talking to Sirena about it) and Rusty trying to make a new product.
      Then it bounces between Dean traveling (expands the vampire stuff and Jefferson, with a full season I expect Al might tag along as well), ARCH and Monarch, Rusty, Billy, and Pete trying trying to make something to save the company, and Guild/OSI investigating ARCH. Caps off similarly to the movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >First 2 or 3 episodes would probably focus on Hank's misadventures
        Imagine how kino it would've been to see Hank roughing it for 2 or 3 episodes and then realizing "wait, I'm rich!"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually P&H openly stated Hank would not show up until the third episode of season eight had it happened. Hanks road trip would have him visiting his old crushes (only ones mentioned were the black woman who delivered the mail to the compound and Mary Lou Retron, a real life gymnast who's poster hung on Hanks wall as his first celebrity crush. No mention of Molotov showing up.

        Also season eight would have focused hard on Force Majeure finally showing up and being the main season big bad with Debbie as his sidekick. The flashback sequence where Bobbi tells Hank how she got her invisibility powers and joined the Guild as a mole and fell in love with Force Majeure and how she and Debbie had to flee when he got ousted by Sovereign/Bowie was going to be a full length episode. Hence why we never see Force Majeure die in the flashback and why Debbie was "defeated" in a way where she got to walk away scott free/Arch being a nothing burger, to keep the door open if the show is allowed to come back to have Debbie and Force Majeure raise hell.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm watching with the commentary and they mention that they wanted to get matt berry to voice force majeure which sounds goofier than i would've imagined

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can kind of see it (some of his lines from WWDitS sort of sound like they'd work). Like, maybe if he was trying to not be as funny? Or maybe if he was like...supposed to be a fall from grace sort of character?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a comedy show, not to mention it's all in delivery. But yeah he'd be going on like 90 at that point would he not? Him being a little senile and grumpy would be pretty fitting if he wasn't really the imposing force of nature he once seemed.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I imagine it would be a mix of Phantom Limb and Orpheus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think another moment that stood out in terms of how it would fit in the TV show was when Red Death kneels to Mantilla and says she is the honorable heir to the Guild, then gets immediately shut down.
      If that were part of season 8, I feel like Red Death would've done that right at the end of one episode, and the next episode would start with him getting shut down by Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get the feeling they might just rewrite all the Arch stuff to be the Peril Partnership plot since on its face there's a bit of overlap the only major difference is that Mantilla has overtaken the failing Canadian Villain Union and atleast given it the semblance of being a formidable contender thanks to taking in the more ruthless rejects of the Guild and OSI.
      Dean and Hank plots would probably trade hands, like the rail riding Hank would be the A-plot for an episode with Dean enlisting the Triad being an extended B-plot before setting off. The Chi-Town episode would be the A-plot while Hank returning to the Compound and finding Dermott/researching Bobbi would be the B-plot. Then finally they'd probably share a B-plot while Ventech is in the stratosphere

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were finally gonna figure out what to do with this dude

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He stole St Cloud's illegal lightning cannon which I was looking forward to seeing more development of

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone post the commentaries yet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      First six seasons are right here. https://mega.nz/folder/7c9FVAII#-63rsVMcTZPiMJ0rk7cwMQ

      Season 7 and RITBOTBH's are on pirate bay. For Radiant download the blu ray on and not the amazon rip. The Q&A is on any of the rips, you'll have buy the blu ray for that one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me they're all right here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it have subtitles? Im ESL, and they help a lot

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would the show handle it if they revealed Hank got Dermot's sister pregnant?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dermot's sister

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hank got Dermot's sister pregnant?
        Dermott doesn't have a sister. Only half-brothers.

        You both know damn well what he meant

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ur mum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hank got Dermot's sister pregnant?
      Dermott doesn't have a sister. Only half-brothers.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Brock would have eventually bit the bullet and let Hank join OSI? Probably as a coffee boy or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, OSI has a venture already anyway.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    farewell team venture

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what do you think was in Gary's spank bank?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it rather telling that malcolm's reaction to it was subdued in a way, where he didn't even feel like addressing it out loud but more of a quiet seething you don't even necessarily do at a business meeting but with your best mate.yj 2hpa

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was his problem?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, what's up with that guy?
      I saw the movie yesterday and again with commentary. Season 8 sounded pretty good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I REALLY hope Discovery sees the potential and gives Venture Bros. another season. Like, I know I'm wishing for something that isn't going to happen, but dear lord am I wishing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same tbh, I really wanna see this time travel episode they mention.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think a time-traveling Rusty is definitely a possibility.

            This. The time travel bit with Rusty and Billy was one kid the most perplexing things the show ever did, made funny by the Lawn Dart

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would imagine the guys are going to shop around since AS finally fricked them over big time. I recall someone once saying they had an open invitation from Comedy Central, though that was years back when the network still had some worth. Shame HBO seems to be giving up on them, unless the removal of the show is just some stupid ploy to get interest and "bring it back by popular demand"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            AS and HBO were both Warner which is now owned by Discovery. And the guy in charge of Discovery is a dick and is killing shit left right and center because he has no idea what he's doing/wants to keep milking the "reality TV" tit for the rest of his existence.He bought WB for the super heroes and doesn't give a frick about anything else. I wouldn't be surprised if they removed Venture Bros. from MAX because they're trying to quietly bury it in hopes that no one will care about it if they do so.

            We need to write letters is what needs to happen.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I made tender, yet purely accidental, love to the Blue Morpho

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a Venture Bros thread, Cinemaphilemrades, you know what must be done. Favorite line(s), go
    >You think you're all hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea swirling in a dixe cup!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted to kick his ass, I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass, I wanted to build an empire to house the machine TO KICK HIS ASS!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then, by God, LET'S GO TAKE A DUMP IN HIS POOL!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This and YOU ABANDONED MY HATRED were where I started to become seriously invested in VB as more than just a comedy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your dingus. What's it look like?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so many its hard to pick

      >Quickly, what is the worst thing that ever happened to you?
      >Um, I saw my mum raped by Blackulas. I was... ten. She... called my name. I just stood there...
      >Uhhhhhh, wow

      >I wanted to kick his ass, I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass, I wanted to build an empire to house the machine TO KICK HIS ASS!

      that's one of the best ones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My pants are haunted! My pants are haunted!
      >Yeah, super, come on over and watch us die. Spiked walls are coming in on us and you want to put on a puppet show.
      >I love Hitler and Hilter loves me!
      >Holy shit you're Dean fricking Venture! King I gotta buy my b***h back, here's your cigarette.
      >Frick you give me a dollar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "SUPER FRICKING RUNAWAY"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's often the delivery and context rather than elaborate or explicitly "funny" writing. Picrel is still my single favorite bit in the ENTIRE run and I still have no idea why. Hunter's lines are also almost always hysterical; "YOU'RE AN INFANT" gets me every time and it's entirely because how JP delivers it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know what you mean man i could listen to them just say words in Colonel Gentlemen's voice and it would be funny.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hungry Hungry Hippos...
          >AT-AT Imperial Walkah!
          >...Shmurfs...
          >Shcooby Doo Monshter gehm...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even the non-cannon bits are great
            >Off coursh Ahm havin' shex wid' Kiki! Jus' lewk ad' him! He's BEAUTIFUL! Thad doeshent mhake me ghay, thad mhakes me SCHMART!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every actor in the show just kills it 100% of the time, they really all deserve props for it. As far as Hatred goes his scene locked in the Venture compound bathroom threatening suicide while Dr. Girlfriend talks him down is pretty much peak VB.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Look at you, you all practically crapped your pants! Except him, HE CRAPPED HIS PANTS!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rusty: That appears to be my dermis. >Hank: Wow! Bet if you put that under your pillow, the Tooth Fairy'll give you like a grand.

      This is the only line in any show that made my genuinely guffaw.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he knew Sanskrit-"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MECHA SHIVA!
        >MECHA SHIVA!
        >MECHA SHIVA!
        >MECHA SHIVA!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a Venture Bros thread, Cinemaphilemrades, you know what must be done. Favorite line(s), go
        >You think you're all hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea swirling in a dixe cup!

        Trial of the Monarch has great lines in general. Personal favorite is
        >Unorthodox, the defendant is in a crown for God's sake!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Well, Hank, what’s it like to be a… liar. Huh? You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire?
          >Objection, your honor, leading.
          >I’ll rephrase that: Hank, are you a liar?
          >No sir, I don’t think so.
          >Yes you are!
          >You’re the liar!
          >And may I remind you, that I am rubber and you are glue, and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I distinctly remember Trial being the first episode of Venture Bros that really made me laugh
            >Hank, are you liar?
            >No
            >Yes you are!
            >You're the liar!
            >And may I remind you that I am rubber and you are glue! And whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

            Based hivemind

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I distinctly remember Trial being the first episode of Venture Bros that really made me laugh
          >Hank, are you liar?
          >No
          >Yes you are!
          >You're the liar!
          >And may I remind you that I am rubber and you are glue! And whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tears?! You've got to be kidding me!
          >You that sick deformed slob was-
          >You know he was pounding his invisible meat all over that skimpy lil-
          And the follow up:
          >Aw c'mon pop, we're not babies! Dean told me how he pounds his meat-

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm more privy to the reactions from Rusty and the Judge
            >That’s it! Objection! Your honor, I have children listening to this potty talk!
            >Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record... And my mind.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Downright unreasonable, I can pole dance better than half those women. Good Lord, son! There should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers!
      >Did you see that I cornered by Robin last night? Almost had to chew my own arm off to get away!
      >Ooh! That woman has the SADDEST breasts! Damned depressing!
      >Right, yea?! They're like the Notebook sad!
      >breasts are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.
      >Mournful... she has MOURNFUL breasts! They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra!
      >Those things are like a little kid with Progeria, cracking all his ribs trying to catch a NERF ball. Just sad... DAMMIT she has gloomy breasts!
      >It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks, and then taped them to her chest.
      >I wanna build two little caskets and give her breasts a tasteful, dignified funeral.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >P.E.N.I.S.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat the pennies, Quizboy...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ugh... the way he walks is so disgusting. I swear that guy takes estrogen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Red Death in a room full of corpses
      >"How will they be unconscious?"
      >"Um..."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how LONG*
        god damn it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not gonna sit here alone. I'll look like an idiot!
      >Dude, you just ate dinner with a guy dressed exactly like you.
      >At least I looked like a popular idiot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rodney killed a babbeh once
      >IT WAS A WEREWOLF! I saved your life!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >24: We could take my Nissan stanza.
      >Monarch: What color is it? Is it diabolical? Or atleast butterfly colored?
      >24: It's powder blue.

      >Monarch: 21, what do you drive?
      >21: His powder blue stanza.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >24: what the hell is this?
        >21: It looks like a spare monarch mobile?
        >24: Aw I can’t believe this! We could have been tooling around in in that sweet ride all year instead of my crappy stanza.
        >21:speaking of, check this out
        >24: oooh my stanza! Doug’s gonna kill me!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who the hell is Doug?
          >My Dad.... I never finished paying him for this.
          >21 and 24, quit yer BULLSHITTING and get back to work!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >24: man, I can’t believe those little midgitlers expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >24: What the odds we get lucky and they pull a double Villechaize on themselves?
              >21: Huh? W-wait! Maybe someone we know
              could take them out for us.
              >24: Dude they tore through everyone that we know like a bag of leaves!
              >21: Yeah but who else do we know who's done that to everyone else that we know? Like 100 times?
              >24: Hmmmm... Ah!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >24: man, I can’t believe those little midgitlers expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place!

                >Who the hell is Doug?
                >My Dad.... I never finished paying him for this.
                >21 and 24, quit yer BULLSHITTING and get back to work!

                >24: what the hell is this?
                >21: It looks like a spare monarch mobile?
                >24: Aw I can’t believe this! We could have been tooling around in in that sweet ride all year instead of my crappy stanza.
                >21:speaking of, check this out
                >24: oooh my stanza! Doug’s gonna kill me!

                Are you two just going to do the entire episode script in green text?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I'm just glad my boy AJ got kind of a happy ending.

      >Deadpan offscreen Rusty: "Oh no he didn't."
      I'd watch an entire spinoff show of these idiots in the former boy adventurer support group just hanging out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BAH! WHEN DR. Z HARASSES YOU, YOU'LL KNOW IT! A GIANT METAL CRAB WOULD TEAR THE ROOF OFF OF YOUR TRAILER! NO LESS THAN /SIX/ SUICIDE ASSASSINS WOULD SPRING FROM ITS BELLY!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Action Johnny was very underused

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blame WB for their weird backpedaling after giving Doc and Jackson the go ahead to use the JQ world early on. And all because of a failed attempt to try and resurrect the Jonny Quest IP in an effort that crashed harder than Universal's dark cinematic universe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah didn’t they want Dwayne Johnson to play Race I’m their live action movie? I remember seeing articles about that around 2007/2008

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now I'm just imagining Dwayne with some shitty white wig on his head, and I'm giggling like an idiot at how absurd it would look

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zac Effron as Jonny? God this would have sucked

              https://www.latimes.com/archives/blogs/hero-complex-blog/story/2009-04-08/jonny-quest-gets-zac-efron-but-loses-its-name

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zac Effron as Jonny? God this would have sucked

              https://www.latimes.com/archives/blogs/hero-complex-blog/story/2009-04-08/jonny-quest-gets-zac-efron-but-loses-its-name

              Oh… I thought

              Blame WB for their weird backpedaling after giving Doc and Jackson the go ahead to use the JQ world early on. And all because of a failed attempt to try and resurrect the Jonny Quest IP in an effort that crashed harder than Universal's dark cinematic universe

              was talking about that Tom and Jerry crossover movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rusty's comment kills me every time. Urbaniak nails Rusty's whiny sass in a lot of his iconic lines

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Magenta? THAT'S your battle color?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you dab?
      >What?
      >Dab. Did you dab?
      >Uh, no?
      >Well you should probably dab
      >Ok then
      >I dab!
      >Stop saying dab!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and this was ages before that stupid meme
        Goddamn, I feel so old

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there are people out there right now born after Venture Bros premiered
          >they're coming up on being able to legally drink, at minimum

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >born in '04
            I'm so sorry, bros.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Michael Sinterniklaas is so good at playing Dean. Just reading that greentext makes his iconic whiny voice come to life

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HAVE YOU BEEN SHOOTING DOPE INTO YOUR SCROTUM, DEAN?! YOU CAN TELL ME! I'M HIP!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So it's a Cocoon that flies...? I just realized that makes no sense.
      >Cocoon, Monarch, it's a theme thing
      >Yeah, I get it, but why didn't you just make it look like a butterfly?
      >...
      >Because that's gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is best served cold, precise, and merciless...
      >Oh yeah, you can never have enough precision in your soup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You want to end up like Gary Busey?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If it were a woman, I'd marry her
      >And I would put our lifelong friendship in jeopardy by nailing your hot wife

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, Cardholder and Doe were a bit too short lived, if you ask me. They might not have had the dynamic act to appear as frequently as other duos, but they were still great to watch whenever they showed up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie who tf was like
          >oh wow it's a cardholder and doe episode

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't imply anything of the like

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed I think they're hilarious. If you've never seen Barton Fink there's a pair of detectives in it who strike a similar nerve for me with their dialogue.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forever? What the frick happened?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show got cancelled some time after last season and the creators managed to convince the higher-ups to let them make a movie since they already had some work done on the next season.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make a movie since they already had some work done on the next season.
        Not really adult swim contracted aqua teen hunger force, Metalocalypse, and Venture brothers about doing movies. I'm talking about the show runners but yeah you get it.

        They were told not to talk about it, but someone working for them leak it. Then it was cats out of the bag situation and theywere allowed to be more open about it.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show introduced me to that song.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The triad and the fricking guild council got a better send-off than Brock
    >Gary got even less play than that
    >Jonas' head, movie night culprit, and bear suit still major open plot threads, among other things
    I know the movie forced them to rush a hell of a lot and they even seemed to run low on budget at the end with the out of nowhere invisible blood thing, but goddamn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both Brock and 21 got enough of a sendoff in S7, in the finale by itself even. The movie covered the essentials as long as they aligned on a storytelling level but cuts had to be made and I'm glad they made a priority to vindicate omissions from the last 2 season (mostly Orpheus) rather than just covering all the bases for a full crowdpleaser by warping the roles of the key characters. Though it's true that the movie doesn't really work as a full "fix" if you've been in withdrawal for 5 years obviously. I'm glad I marathoned the entire thing as a prelude to watching the movie, which left me at a more than acceptable solid 90% of satisfaction.

      Personally I don't think the Scare Bear and Jonas things were particularly essential (and adding to the mystery of SB actually works better), but the Movie Night thing was a nasty thread to leave hanging, yeah. There's really no clues there to work with, though considering the often realistic moral tone of the show, simply accepting that the most obvious explanation could be the truth could be acceptable I know I'm rationalizing to cope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's everyone's reasoning or implication that it isn't blue morpho? It seemed pretty clear cut it was all a subconscious frick you to jonas.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's mostly a meta thing because of the staging. It would actually be clear cut if he was in fact shown doing it, or implied to ponder doing it to begin with, or if he didn't vehemently deny having done it years later in a mind-meeting with Jonas where the latter comfortably slips into his original role of manipulator in their relationship. As presented in the episode, the scene at the very least implies the possibility that there were factors or parties involved omitted from the retelling.

          Obviously it's very unlikely that Jonas may have done it himself, but a popular theory is that the young Manstrong could have done it if Vendata actually went through with his threat and screened the tape for the Movie Night audience, as he had been proved to act highly unstable when confronted with the truth about people he idolized, specially if the truth involved sex.

          Personally I don't think that would have been on the table because A) Manstrong jokes about the whole thing in the first episode he's in (which is out-of-character enough even if it wasn't literally him who did the deed) and B) Doc and Jackson kinda disliked the character so they wouldn't grant him that much relevance to begin with.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's everyone's reasoning or implication that it isn't blue morpho? It seemed pretty clear cut it was all a subconscious frick you to jonas.

            Knowing the writers it probably wasn't intentional on anyone's part. Someone on the station fricked up and tripped onto the switch or something.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Another one of Rusty's plastic toys shorted at a shockingly coincidental moment, because why not.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think a time-traveling Rusty is definitely a possibility.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good point, but why? Rusty isn't fond of his dad, but I don't think he would go back in time and murder him (and the rest of Gargantua One).
                You know, what might work is if Rusty (or somebody else?) went back to Movie Night, tried to stop the accident, and ended up causing it by mistake. Venture Bros seems like the type of show that would operate on a fixed timeline in terms of time travel.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You know, what might work is if Rusty (or somebody else?) went back to Movie Night, tried to stop the accident, and ended up causing it by mistake.

                Yeah, that’s what I had in mind, or some other accident.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I really like the theory that it was Bud Manstrong, who stumbled into the control room after Morpho/Vendata left, saw the sex tape, passed out and accidentally opened the doors.

              We know Bud was on the station at the time, we know he passes out during sex, and it retroactively makes his "MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS" line in S2 a foreshadowing lore drop on top of being a 2001 reference. It also explains why Bud has such hangups around sex.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same. It all lines up and I think it's what was originally planned, but we probably wouldn't get it anyway since Doc and Jackson don't like writing Bud.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The show tends to love leaving things up in the air (not seeing a body when someone is implied to have died, etc) so they can come back and pull a big twist that either nobody expected, or wasn't as easily to piece together as others. The ORB scene was a popular one, since the original scene made it seems like Sandow crushed Colonel Venture's head, but then we see he merely busted the device because of his loyalty for his boss

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the opposite, i have to know about scarebear but also idg everyone saying movie night wasn't explained? wasn't it explained in detail? i rewatched the season last month and i didn't have any questions.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i have to know about scarebear
          But it's funny if we don't. The gag is how he's a character that just shows up at random, operates outside the arching dynamics nonsense while being actually unsettling and threatening, and apparently knows who is fricking whom and where at any given point.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who was the culprit, then?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            vendata

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He denies it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most murderers do, man.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is my thread deleted i havent gotten to read it

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suddenly can't find the movie on Blu-Ray or DVD. Did it go out of print already? Is there a strike going on at the printing place?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The good news is it sold like hotcakes in a den of rabid dogs the bad news is that was the last hotcake ever made and all we have left are whistful hotcake like memories. Hotcakes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The good news is it sold like hotcakes in a den of rabid dogs the bad news is that was the last hotcake ever made and all we have left are whistful hotcake like memories. Hotcakes.

      Is the BD region-free? The season sets were up to S6, but sadly they capped the S7 release to Region 1.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the BD region-free?
        I live in Europe and it works fine for me, and I'm pretty sure the company I bought it from (through amazon) imported it from the US. Region lock frickery was my biggest fear as well while I was waiting for it to arrive.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neat, thanks

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How common are region locks nowadays, anyway? I found out through your post that Season 7 is region locked. Real shame because I planned on buying all of those season DVDs/Blurays someday, but apparently one of them will be off limits when it comes to actually using it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the artbook is worth a gorillion dollars now. Do people actually buy these jacked-up listings, though, or do they just float on forever with no takers? I have no intentions of selling my book, but in the event of a financial emergency, can I rely on getting several hundred out of it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's restocked at amazon at least. shoutout to all the poor dumb bastards who dropped like $50 on ebay for it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not seeing it up on Amazon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just went to the Amazon.com page directly and it's only available from Amazon partners that won't ship outside America.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I'm just glad my boy AJ got kind of a happy ending.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie felt like Season 8A with Season 8B revolving all the shit with Jonas

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people don't think rusty will be at the same level as the monarch now that Ventech seems done
    >Rusty has the voltron that JJ used to completely btfo the monarchs full on crew

    He'll probably scrap it to try and build 'Rusty Land' on the compound

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monarch is under some special arching shit now. They're mostly the same guy. The Guild honors real arches, everything else is just makework for weirdos.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what season 7 character they didn't show enough of? Night Dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was going to be more important (along with the other NY heroes), but he just showed up to say his name and left.

      Also we should make a compilation of ALL the things that the creators said were going to happen on season 8.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like the New York heroes were one of the things they set up as a potential plot thread and then decided not to use because they had better stuff.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to do a porn comic based around Venture Bros.

    Give me female super heroines to include as part of an Harem (their gimmick don't need to be necessarily lewd, fun puns and concepts are welcomed).

    Give me:
    >Name
    >Costume
    >Personality

    Feel free to give me male heroes too, to show up (but ot be part of the harem).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got a female hero for you to draw.

      It's called porn addiction. Seek help.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will never know what this scene was supposed to lead up to
    I just assume it was another Dr. Venture and Billy adventure we were supposed to see at some point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was definitely gonna be a time travel plot at some point. Probably a bit further along than season 8, because it seems like the near future Rusty is on at least semi-friendly terms with Malcolm.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will never know what this scene was supposed to lead up to
      I mean, we'll never see Escape to the House of Mummies Part I, either, but I don't think we were ever meant to.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, we weren't. If you get a chance to listen to the audio commentary, Jackson kinda regrets doing it, as the joke flew over a lot of watchers heads who thought they missed a previous episode.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heh, I should have structured that sentence more precisely.

          That is to say, I KNOW we were never meant to see Escape to the House of Mummies Part I and, just like that, I don't believe we were never meant to see Rusty and Billy's time travel escapades.

          But, either way, you're right.
          Now, don't move; I need to calibrate this thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think this is the same thing, the time travel thing was Rusty in the future and it seemed to be deliberately showing where he would be later on.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're entitled to have your theory.

          In my opinion, though, they were just in that scene so that Doc could address The Monarch as Malcolm, and so The Creep would be distracted by their arrival.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Rusty is often portrayed as an out of touch halfwit who can't run a business to save his life, but at the same time, he can pilot a giant robot he's never used before and keep a building from turning into an colony drop. They should jist let him live out his dream of being a cowboy and turn the compound into a ranch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's boy-genius adventuring stuff. You don't really grow out of it. You pilot 1 robot, you've piloted them all.
      Rusty doesn't deserve to have his dreams succeed, that's the other-verse Rusty that gets to enjoy that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the touches of realism I really appreciate from this show, just because Rusty or Professor Impossible are super geniuses doesn't mean they know literally everything in science.
      Like how Rusty tried dabbling in pheromones and mutated those assassins or how Impossible had no idea how to fix the wifi in his building

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the Triad got a spinoff

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that'd be cool. all the best moments in the show usually have them in it

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They deserved it for giving sergeant hatred breasts and sodomising Samson. I wish I never put up with gay blondy hag.

    METALOCALYPSE!!!!! Yeaaaaahhh.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Harangutan Level 10?
    He seemed strong, but level 10?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battlewagon, Battle-axe, big earner for the guild. I'm also not sure if everyone Wide Wale was subletting to was a 10. I mean Redusa was still a 10 on paper.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm also not sure if everyone Wide Wale was subletting to was a 10.
        They weren't, I thought that was the point. They were has-beens and wannabes that were paying WW for a high level arch to get their names back in the limelight. Plus Red Death who was a sportsman and only did one special arch a year.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Think Tank being so desperate for a chance to match wits with a fellow intellectual and running headlong into the reality of Rusty Venture might be the most bad I felt for any minor villain in the show.

          Y'know, then, not when he got put in a coma later in the same episode

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the S. in Rusty's full name stand for, anyway?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On Brazil they call him...uhh Sokka
      Its not writen like this but its how it sounds like

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT’S THE POLICE

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least I got some official merch, and I can re-watch the series on DVD anytime. But I am glad when stories get to end. Usually a studio exec fires the talent and says frick you and milks the IP for pennies worth of profit for the next decade.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the appeal of Venture Bros. Can someone explain it to me? I made it to like Season 5, and it just seems like another cartoon to me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lore, and callbacks, and homage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny but like smart funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's still a mostly good show but imagine you watched it in it's first run in the early 00s, it was pretty ahead of its time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking that as I watched the movie, oddly enough. There were a couple moments that were undeniably 'Venture Bros' but felt that now you'd get them in other places in a way you wouldn't get even 10 years ago, let alone 20

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking that as I watched the movie, oddly enough. There were a couple moments that were undeniably 'Venture Bros' but felt that now you'd get them in other places in a way you wouldn't get even 10 years ago, let alone 20

        It's still ahead of its time even now by virtue of never shitting the bed unlike other lore shows.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. One just had to glance at Rick & Morty to see an example of a lore show that not only shits the bed, but rolls around in it, tells you it's rolling around in the shit-covered bed, and then proceeds to repeatedly say it is doing that over and over because the writers don't think anybody is paying attention.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >over and over because the writers don't think anybody is paying attention
            I wasn't insulted at first but the more I think about it through the years and how the show has just absolutely shit itself since Season 3 I've gotten to the point where I am immensely insulted at that. It's one thing to frick up your lore. It's an entirely other thing to frick it up, and then explicitly tell your audience who does care you did it on purpose and don't give a frick about what they think.

            I'm not going to condone what Roiland did because I won't deny he was a fricking menace to have in a workplace. But it's so flagrantly clear he had a significant role in what made the show funny before they quarantined him to the voice acting closet. And I don't think I could ask for a better narrative that these fricking writers ruined a good thing and now the secret sauce is gone and there's basically zero hope of it coming back. The clarity is refreshing. Just as much as the clarity of Venture Bros competence and consistency is always fresh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand the appeal of Venture Bros. Can someone explain it to me?
      All kinds of reasons but, as early as the pilot, I liked the occasionally very dark comedy.

      >Dr. Venture: "Oh, gentlemen, be careful not to get too close to the X-1's engines.

      >Guards look into the glowing green engines, which are visibly distorting the air around them.

      >Dr Venture, giving them a grave look over his glasses says in a sepulchral tone: "Cancerrrrr."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, personally, it just knocks it out of the park in every aspect.
      >adult cartoon that doesn't look like a horrible low-effort family guy clone (this was back when most of them were still visually distinct) and actually starts looking better as time goes on
      >actually funny writing by two goofy nerds who actually understand how to do strong pop-culture references and meta/self-aware comedy
      >excellent voice performance by everyone involved, including the two creators who aren't even professionally trained voice actors afaik
      >good overarching plot with compelling characters, most of whom grow more interesting as the series goes on (21, the monarch, the venture bros themselves, etc)
      >top tier soundtrack, including the licensed songs
      >entire show is oozing with passionate love letters to every piece of media the creators like
      That last one especially just does it for me. Especially these days, an age where too many adult cartoons are just made by hack D-list celebrities who don't give a shit about their work or animation as a medium, you really start to appreciate creators with actual passion who also get the opportunity to explore that passion. The fact that these dudes were allowed to do this for over 20 years with their infamous production schedule is a nigh-unparalleled miracle.
      TL;DR it's just good. It's not 100% perfect, but it really is one of the better things out there when it comes to US adult animation.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Rusty just an altered clone of Jonas Sr, created to inevitably become a new body for Jonas once his started failing of fatigue/old age? Is Doctor Qyim really Rusty's half sister?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know the specifics of Rusty. Maybe he was always a normal kid, maybe he was some kind of experiment of Jonas. It's really anybody's guess given how much of an butthole Jonas Sr. wound up being. As for Qyim, it's pretty cut and dry about her father being Jonas, which means she and Rusty are related even if it's more complicated than what we presently know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's pretty cut and dry about her father being Jonas
        How so?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The red hair, and Jonas did "get around" a lot, namely with her mother, Mz. Qyumn

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it isn't

          The red hair, and Jonas did "get around" a lot, namely with her mother, Mz. Qyumn

          wrong color of red, her hair doesn't match rusty Jonas or malcolm. Plus col gentlemen was very pissed off rusty didn't bang his stepdaughter. if he knew his beards kid was jonas's bastard I don't think the old queen would be so irate over not having a webbed toe version of the twins floating around.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's always possible Horace never quite figured it out, since it did seem like Jonas kept his relationship with Mz. Qyumn a secret. Though it's always possible he didn't care and loved Tara as his own since at least he's not as callous as Jonas to just abandon a child. And it's not so much he was upset that Rusty couldn't seal the deal, he thought Rusty had toyed with Tara and manipulated her, not remotely aware of the circumstances that completely ruined Rusty nearly getting some action after 20 years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no definite clue as to whether Rusty is a clone of an original "legit" Rusty or was test-tubed like Hank and Dean. And neither is there anything that confirms or denies that Jonas may be DQ's father, though her design obviously intended to at least establish the possibility.

      "Maybe but maybe not lol" is the foundation of Venture Bros. writing after all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know the specifics of Rusty. Maybe he was always a normal kid, maybe he was some kind of experiment of Jonas. It's really anybody's guess given how much of an butthole Jonas Sr. wound up being. As for Qyim, it's pretty cut and dry about her father being Jonas, which means she and Rusty are related even if it's more complicated than what we presently know.

      According to Helper 2, Jonas was "compelled by love and guilt" when he created Rusty.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who were was part of the watch party when the Locke dropped? Over 30 anons were there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that nobody joined into the “go team venture” countdown after the movie ended

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought people would actually want to, but I think it was a mix of people being tired(it was 2 AM)and people just wanting out of the temporary Discord. If you were one of the anons who did join in, thank you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I indeed was one of the like 3 who joined in

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part about this movie was the fact that Hank and Rusty do not interact. After Hank opened up to him at the hospital I expected something to eventually happen, but it never ever came

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, they had plenty of time during season 7, since Rusty fricks himself up after the 3-parter premiere, and yet nothing came of it beyond Hank at least understanding that his dad does really care about him, even if he goes about in the most shitacular manner

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you guys feel about the Moppets? Personally they're some of my least favorite characters, I felt pretty much indifferent when they died. Only time I enjoyed their presence on-screen is when the Monarch immediately threatened to murder them for trying to order him around.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the moppets were a decent idea to add more for Shelia to work with as a character and an attempt to give her independence from the monarch and phantom limb, but it didn’t work out. And as she got better independence, they over stayed their welcome. Which is why they were killed off

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you guys feel about the Moppets? Personally they're some of my least favorite characters, I felt pretty much indifferent when they died. Only time I enjoyed their presence on-screen is when the Monarch immediately threatened to murder them for trying to order him around.

        They were fun, but definitely could have had more going for them than just being kill-crazy all the time

        They lead to some good character development to 21, and some fun gags with other characters (not from them, but of people reacting to them). So they sort of have their role. Good thing that 21 fricked them up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were fun, but definitely could have had more going for them than just being kill-crazy all the time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its never occurred to me before but yeah, they’re two of the only regularly appearing characters who never really evolved from their initial gag.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can only wonder what else could have been done with them. Before they were revealed as Guild operatives, I could have maybe seen them being the OSI's Watch and Ward; basically the straight laces to Watch and Ward's more goofball duo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they weren't in it enough for me to care. hatred was the one i didn't like because him replacing brock sucked and i get that that was the point of his character but towards the end it really felt like they had no idea what to do with him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hatred was better before season 6. I thought they used him well in seasons 3 and 4, but after that he over stayed his welcome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never liked the moppets but I gotta admit this was a great scene

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking back, the revelation of the boy's 'mother' means everything about Myra makes total sense. She was in love with Doc and his only female (if not only human) companion at this point. Given her fragile mental state, when he creates kids in a test tube that he's the father of, of course she's going to see herself as their mother. And on Doc's side, of course this will be the point that his desperation for female companionship (read: sex) is overridden by how much someone he sees as an employee is now inserting herself into his personal life, which is why we see Brock taking over shortly after the boys are born.

    "Oh, and better make sure the next bodyguard you send is male. It appears that women just can't resist the old Rusty Venture charm, me-ow."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is kind of funny given pilot and early season 1 Rusty had some pretty homoerotic tendencies to him before they dropped that concept

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess despite the government hearings and the protestors, he actually did find the cure for homosexuality

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hey now, don't let the show get in the way of that homosexuals headcanon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some of Rusty's dialogue in the pilot and the first episode make him come off like he's flirting with Brock, which was likely a jab at the assumed gay relationship between Benton Quest and Race Bannon. Obviously, the creators decided it wasn't that fun of a premise and abandoned it, along with Rusty's obliviousness

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And the concept that Rusty was a super genius.

            I think the thing I liked the most in the pilot that was lost was Monarch saying venture was his first stop in his “war on everything.” I liked the idea that monarch felt personally slighted by everyone instead of just obsessed with venture

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rusty still is something of a genius, he's just not as inspired as his father or brother were, out of a few moments of brilliance. As for the Monarch, I can kind of get that they probably weren't sure how to work with his hatred of everything without possibly becoming a generic nihilistic villain who just wants to destroy everything

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why was the show cancelled, was a reason ever given?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >expensive
      >long production cycles
      >was never particularly successful or commercial
      >never had mainstream success

      The fact that it lasted as long as it did was a miracle tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was running for so long because Mike Lazzo liked it. God bless him for that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Executives expect animation to be cheap comedies, and this was a comedy but it wasn't cheap.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BECAUSE TODAY I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT PERSONAL HYGIENE

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Debbie(‘s eggs) gave Rusty twin sons.
    >tfw Sheila could likely give Malcom twin sons of their own if they tried

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      'The Fitzcarraldo Bros' just doesn't have the same ring to it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the monarch men does though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dr. Girlfriend giving birth confirms that's she's a real woman, a running gag is that there's a split in the reaction among all the characters were in a betting pool as to wether she was a natural chick or not. Helper gets the higgest payout because he was betting on twin boys.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oddly cute

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of Helper, Malcolm should be able to understand him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're pretty inconsistent with who can and cannot understand Helper.
            >Dermott can supposedly because he's Venture blood
            >Monarch cannot
            >Brock can supposedly because he's the Venture's bodyguard
            >Hatred is never shown being able to understand Helper

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aside from Brock, it does seem like being a Venture gives one the ability to understand, at least after a while, since Dermott didn't understand until season 5

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly think the best explanation is that it's just based on whether or not Helper himself wants to be understood, explains why Sheila is briefly able to understand him after the Monarch waterboarded him in the season 3 finale

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                God, I wonder how many people thought Sheila was a Venture bastard child because of that

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dont have a blu-ray player
    >can never watch this
    rip

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie + commentary is online now if you know where to look. Hell you can even watch it on streaming sites if you can't even be assed to pay for it digitally

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noooo something finished instead of being dragged out forever noooo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needed another season to properly end things tbh

  70. 11 months ago
    First two

    So two things:

    > Vendatta never confirm that he did the Movie Night Massacre...

    >We still dont know what the Orb do...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the orb was broken
      it doesn't do anything now

      • 11 months ago
        First two

        >We still dont know what the Orb do...
        Yes we do, it does fricking nothing. Sandow broke it before his Venture could use it. It's quite literally just a fancy paperweight now

        Red Mantle hide him and no other caracter know this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dermott (and the OSI by extension) is in possession of the Orb, it's shown in the movie when he casually picks it out of a pile of garbage in his room and throws it on the floor.

          • 11 months ago
            First two

            Thanks!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            WHAT THE FRICK
            HOW DID I MISS THIS
            I EVEN WENT BACK TO WATCH THIS SCENE WHEN THEY SHOWED OFF THE ARTIFICIAL WOMB IN THE POST-CREDITS STINGER.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The hilarious thing is that, in addition to all of the high tech shit that he could make a buck off of, he also has the frickin' clown lamp from Hank and Dean's room.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As well as the prototype Triad figurines, I believe

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surprised it didn't seem to suffer much damage, especially when Mr. Reachy got fricking roasted

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We still dont know what the Orb do...
      Yes we do, it does fricking nothing. Sandow broke it before his Venture could use it. It's quite literally just a fancy paperweight now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vendata/Blue Morpho didn't pull the switch, not a chance.
      My money is on it being an accident. Another "slipped on Rusty's toys" moment

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dr. Quym a clone too or is she a true blood Venture?

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real venture bros were the friends we made along the way
    i like how rusty donated blood to the monarch to keep him alive, rusty a good boy
    by the way i havent seen anyome mention this but the monarchs new kidney came from a rusty clone meaning there are still some around

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, you guys don't understand HELPER?

    Is it because of his german accent?

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there will come a point where the post-movie discussion will die down entirely and we'll never have a good, full VB thread again
    I'm not ready for this.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everything goes back to status quo even though the compound burnt down
    I liked the tower better. It was a nice change of pace, and seeing doc actually start becoming successful only to get screwed by loot in the movie was frustrating.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing doc actually start becoming successful
      When? He fricked up every single step of the way. His first move when he showed up at Ventech was firing everyone and hiring his eternal frickup friends. Between investors jumping ship, Hank's impulsive spending and Dean's school funds, he was bleeding money, and the one time he, Billy and White DID develop something worthwhile, it was intercepted by the OSI and stolen by the Guild. Then the movie arrives and the first new product they actually put on the market is a Helper-shaped Alexa that they had to severely overprice in order to make any money back.
      The saving grace is that they could repackage and sell them for a new purpose now, but that would be the new Ventech company's first actual success. Rusty just isn't capable of running shit like this, and he even says that he was far happier living in the middle of bumfrick nowhere just making weird shit all day instead of carrying a top tier tech company on his back. An actual good move for him would've been to immediately sell the company and retire to Spanakopita, but his pride and desire to be at the top of the super science world never would have allowed him to do that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm liking the idea of him maybe being put under OSI supervision as a kind of "frick up improver"; him, White, and Billy take shit and iron out the kinks or find out what's worth reevaluating and what's better off being scrapped.
        It would give Rusty something of a job, let him frick around with high tech stuff again, and could easily allow for anything to happen because one day he might be trying to iron out the kinks in an experimental attack chopper, then he's tasked with finding out why a nuclear-powered toaster is sending people into the phantom zone when they set it to "lightly toasted"

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over folks
    Go Team Venture

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i guess it's equally fricked up and fitting that dean and hank are clones of doc himself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was Rusty, Malcolm, & Jonas Jr were all imperfect clones of Jonas Sr, with Hank & Dean being test tube babies grown in that artificial womb using Debbie's egg & Rusty's sperm, and then all their clones are perfect clones of themselves.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're right,

        i guess it's equally fricked up and fitting that dean and hank are clones of doc himself

        is wrong

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