Michael Fassbender’s agent here, how do I get him back on top?
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Michael Fassbenders agent here, how do I get him back on top?
Michael Fassbender’s agent here, how do I get him back on top?
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Stop being Irish
Do a sequel to Shame
House of the Dragon role
I was gonna say a Batman role, but this is the true answer
His american accent isn't good enough for this.
Just let him race, motherfricker.
find him the biggest israelite wiener in town and tell him to suck it
Stop beating and raping.
>how do I get him back on top?
Pull out and take your turn as the bottom
i'd say a MCU role but thats all downhill anyway
>tfw Ridley Scott was totally gay for Fassbender and his Prometheus and Alien Covenant were just about him worshipping Fassbender
>tfw those films ultimately failed because of Ridley's homoerotic intentions
The David stuff was the best part. Who cares about scrappy Idris Elba junker Idris Elba crew Idris Elba
>The David stuff was the best part.
It is. And that is more evidence that Ridley is in love with Fassbender but can't admit it.
At least someone is
The Idris Elba part where the Idris Elba crew got Idris Elba'd was pretty kino.
>idris didn't know anything that was going on
>Well I am black so better crash into that ship and blow stuff up
Another Le Mans season
He is kind of attractive. If he can't get a job imagine the other guys.
You need to get him some of those body changing roles, bulk him up to play a boxer or something.
Have him and the wife do an erotic thriller where he stalks and graphically rapes her several times, and she seeks him out for more rape when it's all she can think about. Eventually they decide to rape a younger woman together, but her jealousy gets the better of her.
He's busy
this was one of the most kino things I've ever watched. I'd much rather see him take the driver route
Cast him as Jay Garrick
Onlyfans cosplay him as magneto getting dominated by red skulls daughter
Star in another kino where he is married to Sarah Gadon.
She looks like this
i wish she'd eat my neck
Too bad she's eating her husband's butthole right now
Centered around him.
Him and McAvoy deserve to be in the MCU tbh
Assbender was acting his ass off in scenes that were just awful in those X-Men movies
2 hour movie with just penis close ups
>fassbender can't get roles
>ugly mutt #32617 gets leading role instead
hollywood is so gay
Do a Hitman movie with him as Agent 47.
Needs to team up with McQueen and a bunch of naked prostitutes again
Cut out the gay stuff though
show his dick
Stop being subtle about his israeli heritage
Arrange for a producer to insert their penis into his anus and/or mouth.
manhattan project film with him playing a young richard feynman in a role with exaggerated importance
Do actors seriously have to keep getting roles to stay financially afloat?
The millions he made for all his roles including big ones like X men sequels he can’t invest and live off of?
probably only 5-10% of them are smart with their money if they ever get a shit load of it
You want to have more money coming in than you're spending, I doubt royalty checks are enough unless you had a syndicated TV series.
Slow West sucked! No more gay or israelite writers!!! Whites only
Proud of him
https://www.europeanlemansseries.com/en/pilot/9752?year=2022
Portimao is his last race for this year.
idk bro
Bro he's a fricking race car driver going back to acting is a straight downgrade
Reprise his fan favorite role as Steve Jobs
Have him star as John Connor in a new Terminator film!
> Jessica Chastain as Katherine Brewster. She is badass & is given more to do than BDH in Salvation but is not used to push feminism or make Connor look bad.
> Set in the future war.
> Directed by Denis Villeneuve (blade runner 2049, sicario, arrival)
> Written by Hampton Fancher (blade runner 1982 & 2049) &/or Craig Mazin (chernobyl)
> It has the dark noir eternal night aesthetic of the future scenes in T1-T2.
> No "super" Terminator. Just T-800s.
> T-800s are primarily done with practical effects & not CGI.
> No twist or subversive story beats like we got with Conner being killed in DF or the alternate ending to Salvation.
Frick now I wish he was in BR2049. Would have been kino
>Cells Interlinked
You can't , this movie has already been made without him. He would have been a perfect cast somewhere in it.
I don't care about his career just suck the right dicks so Ridley Scott can make the third Alien prequel and Fassbender gets to play David again.
hes never been on top and has 0 good movies to his name. best he has is a cameo/minor role in 300.
Cronenberg's film A Dangerous Method with Sarah Gadon is kino.
Dark comedy with Eric Andre where Fassbender plays a cop accused of assaulting a black man. In a PR move he decides to spend the day with the guy and get to know him but it turns out the guy is super annoying and gets him into all kinds of wacky situations. I call it Black and Blue.
let's see that dick and nuts again
He needs to leave the slag and get back with a queen
It's funny you posted this, I've joked for years that he needs to fire his agent
He’s gonna wander into another Kino in no time. I don’t think he wants to do schlock anymore so he’s probably just waiting for a good Director+Script to come along
Put him in more historical kino like Macbeth
>lay on your back
>get your dick out
It’s amazing he didn’t fire you years ago.
He’s doomed to be a really good actor in mediocre movies. It’s like he was cursed or something.