Michelle Trachtenberg

What's her best kino? I've only seen Eurotrip so far.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That episode of House where she gets a tick on her pussy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I find a gf who looks like her?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wealthy, gated communities in LA and Broward County

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        be Black

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      be Black

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        DAS RITE GOYIM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where do semi wealthy israeliteesses do cocaine. any hipster bar in New York city.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      girl here, i look like her hmu :3

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoy ice princess, that was her aesthetic PEAK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer is one of the most mid 2000s things ever and has an underrated Avril Lavigne song it’s pretty fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still mogged by her costar Hayden Pannetaire

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In Six Feet Under she fricked a black so not that
    Altho she was walled in like season 6 of buffy so I guess buffy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what joss whedon keeps in a boot encrypted HDD

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would

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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      harrowing. I hope she gets to rank high in that liver transplant list

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Um, acktually, she's come out and said it's not drug related.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jaundice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brosnan must be heartbroken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whys she look more israeli with old age

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mimicry wanes down with old age

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He-HEE!

      She was so frikkin cute on Buffy... maybe the cutest in her generation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hee hee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      f

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ozempic takes another victim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She really seethed at being called out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder if she feels that celebdom was worth it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, I'm her age and I can kinda relate. It was a cheap attempt at hurting a person for no real reason. You don't get prettier with age, everyone knows that. And some people really miss their good looks.
        What an butthole.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Could you consider for a moment that she actually looks sickly? I'm not saying this to be mean. She objectively looks too gaunt.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well, she does look sickly, I admit. But she wouldn't look good regardless. All in all, it's just poor manners to talk shit about how an old person looks. Especially the one who was ridiculously beautiful in their youth.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >old person
              She's not old, though. Her eyes genuinely look ill.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >She's not old
                Pretty sure she's 38. What sort of cope is that? Is her life just beginning or something? Plenty of new things to experience, etc.?
                There's no guarantee you will live up to fricking 60. Your body physically starts falling apart past 30, and I'm being generous here. 38 is not the deadline, but it's the pretty much the definition of "being old".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Moreover, she's a white woman. They treat their bodies like shit in there youth and end up aging younger than everybody.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There's no guarantee you will live up to fricking 60.
                There's no guarantee for anything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I work with a lot of women in their late 30s and they don't look like THAT. They still look really healthy and full of life. Michelle is either really sick or is an addict. My guess is she probably has Hepatitis C from IV drug use. It would explain everything about her appearance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                prolly from one of the rappers that buttfricked her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you go up to strangers who look gaunt and say "you look sick, are you ok"? Probably not.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are those stranger parading in front of my building with a like/comment box below them?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even if they were, "you look sick" is not something to tell a stranger. If they're not sick, it's an insult. And if they are, then they know already. There's no good that comes from it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is the internet, not real life. Can't take the heat, don't post yourself online hoping for a hugbox.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you go up to strangers who look gaunt and say "you look sick, are you ok"?
              Do you pass the sick and maim without a word? How uncharitable.

              Well, she does look sickly, I admit. But she wouldn't look good regardless. All in all, it's just poor manners to talk shit about how an old person looks. Especially the one who was ridiculously beautiful in their youth.

              >calling a 38 yo person old
              >good manners
              Nice moral high ground. Yours is unironically the most offensive comment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Her color looks really bad and she's too thin. Her eyes are yellow and sunken too. It's not about just looking older. She looks like she has cancer. I feel like the person who posted to her was genuine in their concern, even if it was hurtful to her. If she's not actually ill, she might be an addict, which caused her to lash out like that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Could you consider for a moment that she actually looks sickly? I'm not saying this to be mean. She objectively looks too gaunt.

          And she does look fine. They take shit photos zoomed in close on the face with superbright flash which is never flattering and makes the skin look far paler than usual. Show her out in normal light, in motion not shitty still photos, or in 'warm' light and you'll understand

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >And she does look fine
            That's just another extremity. She really doesn't. It's when one starts to cope by saying "well she looks good FOR HER AGE". Doesn't help anyone with eyes, not even the person in question themselves - we have mirrors.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, she literally looks fine and is in literal poor lighting. You morons on this board demonstrate every day you don't understand aging or lighting. For some reason you think you'll look in the mirror in ten years and see your exact same face or else you're sick and dying. And go blast yourself in the face with cold lighting and bright flash zoomed in and then pretend you look normal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dude her eyes are yellow, she's obviously dying.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We have seen dozens of other people at age 38 or older in the same sort of harsh light and in the same sort of conditions. They don't all (or even mostly) look noticeably sickly.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she posted that picture herself. she 38, not 78.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If she's gonna play the "I'm old frick off" card, she needs to stop dressing and styling her hair like she thinks she's 23.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how dare she

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she's 38, you moronic child.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Show breasts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >boo hoo hoo I cant be hot forever
          frick off, some people are ugly their entire lives.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Text book example of a toasty roasty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen 60 year old people that look better than her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >someone asks if she's okay
        >immediately starts screeching about age
        why are hags so fricking sensitive and insecure about how old they are

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Freeza final form
          >Freeza final form 100%

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like she is undead. Like Kek give me my turning roll!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        catty c**t

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >did you lose a calendar
        got em

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We GhoulMaxxing now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      f

      She really seethed at being called out

      She clearly had SOME plastic surgery, which she might be arguing semantics because instead, she only got certain types of injections, which still fricked up her face, but perhaps a little fat and stopping with plastic surgeries, cigarettes/vapes, alcohol, and adding some fat to her cheeks (by eating more) and she’ll improve but even just the few alleged temporary injections means she’ll never reach her real potential in late age looks. 38 doesn’t do that much to a face, the walll is real but plastic surgery’s way worse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shes an arguing semetic
        true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vax status?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Michelle Detrachtenberg

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a chick at work who looks like this and she reeaaaaaaaally doesn't like me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like her either

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Our mere ugly presence offends and enrages women that look like this.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her in Weeds. Probably the better part of the season she was in.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its all downhill after being buffy's sister

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >posting the picture of when she was walled
      she hit the wall in buffy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do i get left gf haha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do drugs, anons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a case of porphyric hemophilia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >potential vs ruination

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, why are israeli women hot? Who gave them permission to do that?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delicious Gummy Bear.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    17 Again was comfy.
    I liked those late '90/'00 comedies

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will I get a israeli gf, bros?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Harriet the spy

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She had a very cute nose

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of eurotrip why is the girl peeing scene in bratislava not brought up more? It is kind of odd since she’s younger than the cast and the crew seems like total jokesters plus it was mentioned in a new 20th anniversary article. Commentary on dvd says she did it for real and it got all over her the first time then the studio wanted to cut it and they put it in the credit out takes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the scene where they go in Bratislava they said she was supposed to wave at them and just go on the ground even though she has clothes on

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think the officers in charge of the concentration camps kept beautiful israeliteesses like Michelle as personal frickdolls and spared them? I think they might have. I would have set aside a small shack or shed on the ground and let her live there and then snuck food and sanitary items out there and fricked her.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of her porn isn't interracial degeneracy so you failed this time, moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >porn
        >interracial
        >isn't degeneracy

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's her best kino?
    when she answered the call

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her in her prime is my #2 all time only after prime Salma.

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