It would drive him to the darkest part of his soul. A place where seth McFarlane made a better star trek show than he ever could.
Soul breaking.
The silence is deafening.
The Orville just gets better and better.
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we're not watching that gay ridden garbage shill
Seethe troony
Im convinced that litteraly every Orville thread is just paid shills. This show is absolute trash and you have people just gushing over it
>This show is absolute trash and you have people just gushing over it
It's largely entertaining, bright, relatively funny.
>actually i really do have extremely shit taste
You aren't exactly wrong, anon.
It's not much more than poltard bots & paid shills at this point. Seth must be scared of yet another failure on his hands he as usual, created.
Take your meds
You can call me a shill, but the show is genuinely good and the best modern Trek type show. Initially everyone thought it was gonna be a comedic take on Trek, but they've really moved away from this and the more dramatic stories are actually very good.
Most recent 2 episodes of S3 especially have been kino.
its the first season where seth front loaded all the woke shit, then started to pull it apart, but that poster is only focusing on the woke shit without realizing seth is doing what star trek use to do, present all view points and allow a good argument for all of them
Exactly. I NEED TO KNOW if Claire is gonna find true love or not. If I don't get at least once scene of update on Claire's sex life I feel like the show is not using it's potential. Luckily it's like every other episode but even that's not enough. I NEED MORE DR. FINN ROMANCE this old black lady in a troony wig is just.... it's just BASED OK????
What's up with this universe's wig tech?
Serious question - what do you watch?
The Boys, The Witcher, Wheel of Time and am super stoked for Rings of Power!
There's a couple of morons who are overly enthusiastic about the show and get confrontational when people criticize it, that's why it seems that way. Most people posting in these threads agree that the show's quality has been on the decline.
>decline
The only people saying this are the people watching it as a comedy. S3 has been an improvement across the board. It lost some comedy and some camp but got much closer to actual TNG/DS9.
> it's more of a knock-off now
so it's even more clearly creatively bankrupt
so it's even more like modern star trek
that was a wonderful episode
>checks viewing numbers
...guess what, anon...
nobody can watch this show, which is why it got canned & shipped to Hulu.
>checks viewing numbers
what kinda homosexual are you? who cares what other people are watching?
>nobody watches The Snoreville
>this means it is super popular and really good
...no, moronnon...
that's not how the real world works.
I assume you didn't know this for some reason, somehow, while being a somewhat recognizable human life form in current society.
I watch what I want to watch, ironic shitposting is still shitposting
who the frick cares how popular something is? what the frick is wrong with you kids?
>who cares about (X) or (Y)?
evidently you paid Snoreville shit posters trying to save a tire fire by jerking off over the dead ratings corpse and demanding anyone watch it with you to get your post quotas
>save a
wtf are you babbling about, I just watching ep7 and wanted to talk about it, how many levels of derangement are you on?
I've noticed there a lot of anti orville posters that always point out low viewership and never give any actual criticism of the show or explain why they don't like it. These are either very bad shills or a single schizophrenic anon that's mad ar Seth McFarlane
>GAY TRANNIE ABORTION INTERRACIAL AAAAAHHHHHHH
Are the general critisisms
>a single schizophrenic anon that's mad ar Seth McFarlane
it's several from a Star Trek discord where they're unsurprisingly into child grooming and underage Wil Wheaton
>nobody watches it
people do
>that means it's popular
popular doesn't mean good
>and really good
it is really good. you should watch it some time.
I really do hate it when I agree with the point someone is making but they type like a c**t. Really ruins a thread for me
Anon, do you think Disney is going to make a tv show only you are watching? Viewers matter.
How did Seth drop the ball so hard?
Troon New Worlds has more shills.
>orshill copium at maximum
true dat
>BUT THE HIVEMIND SAYS...
lmao, go watch the boys or something kid
I'm on season 2. I can't believe they replaced the super cute girl with an attempted copy that is inferior in every single way.
she'll grow on you, s2 gets kinda shit after the 2pt mid season thing btw, after that its ok a few gems good finale, but you have to endure moclan gay shit, and its a drag
All of the mochlan eps have been pretty good overall. The measure of a man knockoff, bortus's gay porn addiction leading in to one of the best Gordon episodes, and even the most recent one were all kino
its too many in succession in s2 imo. s3 is a perfect balance, for all the MC crew so far. 2nd 1/2 of s2 they are in the middle of a kaylon all out war and its largely ignored for bortus and kyldens marital issues, its boring
I'll definitely agree the sidestepping of the kaylons was a poor decision, but I'm glad they've finally hit their stride this season. I'm hoping they get a solid 7, because I feel like now they can experiment with the material like the guys in next Gen got to. I do hope they get off all the interpersonal stuff the last few eps of this season and focus on the bigger plot, because I'm still not sure where they're going with the kaylons, or even if they'll sidestep it for a krill plot to drag it out to next season
??? The show has been canceled for months. They're just burning off the last season on Hulu.
>https://redshirtsalwaysdie.com/2022/07/11/seth-macfarlane-says-entire-cast-is-hoping-for-a-season-4-of-the-orville/
Fricking liar
Looks like I was wrong. It was not canceled it just has not been renewed and they don't have any of the cast under contract to film another season. I guess if this is a huge hit on Hulu they could wrangle together another season in a year or two but lets be real is anyone even watching it? Is it charting at all? I don't think so so it looks like a wrap to me. Prove me wrong again.
I can't really prove a negative, but the general consensus I've seen is positive, and everyone seems up for it. Unlike SNW
>Unlike SNW
A SNW shill will be here shortly to wojack a ratings Image showing a small percentage increase for SNW over Orville to show you SNW is better at everything and you are wrong, they are predicable as a Krill as a Mochlan birthday party.
I was talking about the ratings. You can look them up online you know.
That's the overall
This is current. Not bad at all
The first season was like that foe execs at fox, bit yeah its a bit hard to get in to. At least SNG had standalone episodes, but the orville has necessary plot points scattered throughout
>entire cast is hoping
>hoping
Orshills are literal cancer.
90% chance of this post being made by a discord pedophile from /trek/
100% chance this is Seth. Reminder Disney has you by the balls and that's why they forced you to shill their Star Wars shows.
/trek/ is crawling with them.
IIRC, season 3 wasn't decided until a couple weeks after season 2 ended. So it's not strange to be hopeful that the same thing will happen again.
kaylon war, will either be resolved with feelings essentially and they both have to fight the krill while mercer is trying to save his kids etc, or as you say it will be bumped to next season and it will be a krill finale
I think krill will come first, since they just set up the feelings problem with the new models like Issac. I've no idea how though. Probably Seth's baby mom will be killed/assassinated, and a new leader comes foreward, and seth takes his daughter on the orville, and they use her as a bridge to set up a new alliance. I'm not sure when all that will happen, but I'm talking out my ass anyways
yea same but I think krill first and kaylon next season most likely, maybe a fracture group of kaylon maybe idk
It'd be cool to see the original kaylon all get empathy and splinter off in to a union allied group. That'd probably cause tensions with other allies too. They'd either have to have a kaylon specific episode to hash it out, or they send them off "to their home planet and die on the way". I hope the former. I also hope we get more of them with their creators, because I'm sure they couldn't just kill them all in their sleep
I was thinking pretty much the same thing, builders who survived, kaylons who break off but are not entirely on the unions side either, after all that new kaylon didn't seem happy about the idea of making a kaylon wmd from his data
I don't think they sent him off in ep 7 either, even if they did we'll probably get an episode with timmus and his empathy as the main plot soon
probably finale
>she'll grow on you
Why are you lying to him? She's still just been annoying since she joined.
I'm not I like her alara gay she's more vulnerable and cute and unsure of herself, a better actor basically, I liked alara fine but I started to like talla more, she's got less personal issues and is more competent
Does she have any likable qualities? She's mostly been a robot the whole time.
yes she does, she's starting a new job with a tightnite crew, this is intentional, she gets better right now shes trying to prove how professional she is
I would agree with that if the show established that professionalism meant anything at all to the crew. The only time I saw them get professional and uppity with anybody was with Gordon for not hiding in the woods for 10 years. I like the show but I didn't care for that either, Ed sees his best friend find a happy life with a family and he didn't seem to feel a thing when he said to his best friend's face he was going to murder his family, him, and everything they knew to exist.
To be fair to them, it'd be like seeing a friend who was trapped in the wilderness, eating other people on the plane he crashed on. It's highly illegal, unethical (according to their ideals) and extremely disturbing. Even if he says it he had to do it, it makes sense that they'd have such a reaction to it.
it is a tangent timeline, it is established out of all of them Ed understands timetravel best, it would turn the future into a possible hellscape, they've seen it before, ffs
>but you have to endure moclan gay shit
You understand that Orville does gay shit far better than all the nu trek right? The STD doctor arc was so fricking crap, there’s a reason I ditched it in season 3 premier, and I’ll watch any shit
>I’m still watching the Walking Dead and that’s barely tolerable since season 5
Where as Bortus strapped up in leather in the simulator was funniest shit I’ve ever seen as I didn’t see it coming.
I stopped watching std 1/2 way through s1, I stopped watching pic 1/2 way through s1, I did like snw, yes nu-trek is shit thats not relevant to this thread, the bortus and klyden shit for almost the entirty of the 1/2 of s2 dragged, IT WAS BORING
At least the fart and shit jokes substantially decline, and they only lessen from there
I like chain smoking auntie version that buck breaks Lamar though
>Arbitrarily swaps out a female character for an inferior copy
Is this some kind of esoteric Ds9 reference?
she fricked seth and then it ended badly, so she dropped out of the show.
>cucking good
>abortion good
>trannies good
>race mixing good
Yeah, so based, thanks Seth
I know you're baiting, but that abortion shit in one of the last episodes was pretty on the nose, have to say.
what abortion shit, qrd? I thought the show wasnt political or didnt really pick sides
it doesn't their was no abortion, that anon might be in the wrong thread or simply a badly programmed bot
There is, it's discussed in the episode where they go to the Krill homeworld, and not in a subtle way either
and its considered a very bad thing, she wants to kill their daughter because she is 1/2 human, the krill are zealots
The Krill punish parents who abort their kids by making them watch an interactive holosim of what their kid would be like. McFamilyGuy's character gets super triggered, saying that's disgusting and how where he's from they do shit better, ie allowing abortion is the better alternative.
>The Krill punish parents who abort their kids by making them watch an interactive holosim of what their kid would be like. McFamilyGuy's character gets super triggered, saying that's disgusting and how where he's from they do shit better, ie allowing abortion
this was the most unintentionally hilarious part of the entire series
>OH MY GOD, YOU MAKE THEM FEEL BAD FOR KILLING THEIR KIDS? THAT'S HORRIBLE, YOU FRICKING DISGUST ME. WHERE I'M FROM, WE MURDER THE UNBORN BY THE MILLIONS, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
>WE MURDER THE UNBORN BY THE MILLIONS
You're assuming that's what they do. They never explicitly state that though. Given the tech level, it's entirely possible they have medical procedures and drugs that ensure a woman doesn't get preggers unless she desires it
the Union supports full abortion rights, ergo abortions at 8-9 months because you felt like it is ok because my body my choice
you forgot
>gays good
>communism good
>meat bad
>trump bad
Prove that they advocate for any of these things.
You're the potential commie gay so the burden is on you to prove that they don't
I accept your concession. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.
No concession. Anyone who has watched the show knows these plot points have been hit. I'm just not playing your little "name 10" trolling game when we both know you wouldn't accept those examples. Eat shit.
Yes, you can't actually provide evidence because there's none to be had. Unlucky, best move along now, ta ta.
I'm really tempted to cite it but I just don't know... What specific type of evidence would you need to be willing to concede that those points are valid?
Everything greentexted in both of posts referenced in
Yes, i know. But could you give some examples of theoretical scenarios for each of those that would constitute acceptable evidence?
No. You said the show has all that shit in it, not me. Prove that it does with a point by point explanation for each one or admit you don't know what you're talking about and frick off already.
>No.
I accept your concession. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.
>still can't provide a shred of evidence to back up his own fricking claims
Many such cases. You hate to see it.
Dude it's an anonymous board, just move on because you aren't winning this one instead you're just making a fool out of yourself
Oh so it's ideologically consistent with... Star Trek?
Star Trek dropped all that shit with the JJ movies and the franchise is better for it.
Uh, no it didn't?
star trek preached but did so with nuance and an admission that people can think differently
Dude I watched a few episodes of the first season. I've see better Trek fanfilms.
They need to get rid of Kelly and LeMarr. Kelly simply sucks as a character and has run her course, plus the actress looks weird, and the dude who plays LeMarr cannot fricking act to save his life, and it's painful watching him try.
>Orville sucks so bad
>I’m going to spend my weekend telling people they have shit taste and should be watching the superior Star Trek Discovery, Picard & SNW.
>I will do this for free to spread my message
>Orville chads to busy enjoying life after another chilled episode
Later losers.
My gf watches this shit and forces me to watch it with her and I fricking hate it. The first couple of seasons were literally family guy in space and the last season is a boring snoozefest where nothing happens. I miss TNG and DS9 tier quality sci-fi so fricking bad
The time travel episode wasn't terrible and the one before it with the aliens who want to have everyone mortal experience death was great... But it's gotta be tough to get into this show. The first season was entirely too goofy. Seth should have tried harder to make it a little more serious. I know he didn't want to make his own star trek fanfic season without adding his spin but it was way too much for me. Should have just gone full moronic and added a laugh track... it's that bad.
kinda sucked how they ended things with lamar and teleya because she kept on breaking his bones... first and 2nd season kinda had some ark how the previous security girl kept getting dumped by soys because they were pissed off they were not stronger than her, lamar doesnt seem to give a shit, i thought they were gonna keep the ark going for a bit
who says they aren't, I ws thinking for a while he would tell the doctor or tella would insist on helping him to sickbay and to doc would be like...
>yea I just have to give you this injection to take before sex it will reduce your strength and heighten your control or w/e
and its a very simple moral tale of if your having sex problems maybe just ask your doctor and its an easy fix
In the next episode, Issac and Lamar switch bodies and Issac/lamar wrecks Telaya's roided out pussy and rip a hole in the deck while Lamar/Isaac shits himself well on a date with Claire and he is confused for 3 minutes as Claire tries to ignore it.
I can litterally see it in my mind's eye
>thread about mike
>nobody even remembered him to talk about him
its over
Mike made his feelings known.
if he's going to watch it then he will, for now std and pic have traumatized him too much
He already watched it and talked about it.
is /trek/ a dead general, thread was archived
Make a new one and ask /trek/
Unironically based that in the episode where Gordon was sent back in time there wasn't a cop-out happy ending, they literally erased his family and life he had built.
They literally copped-out on everything else in order to have that one non- cop-out edgy scene. The entire episode is full of stupid to make that one scene possible.
What do you mean? The scene near the end where they could travel rapidly through time? I'd consider that just regular sci-fi bullshit.
Most of the new season has been great, but the last episode was drek. Hopefully, they pick the ball back up and haven't run out of steam.
it had too many subplots
>Kaylon flashback
>female alien diplomacy
>interracial sex injuries
>this Kaylon has feelings
>geriatric doctor robot romance. again.
>1h15m
The doctor pressures a suicidal crew member to undergo brain surgery so that he could be reprogrammed to love her.
I also forgot Ensign Racist Lesbian becomes somewhat less racist
That was a bit hard to believe.
I think New Alara sat on his face, came/squirted, clamped down and bruised him up. Or at least that's how I like to interpret the last black guy New Alara scene.
It's about a negress trying to find anyone to take care of her kids and decides to frick a robot.
Reminder that CBS employs shills that attack every Orville thread.
It’s amazing, isn’t it?
American television is absolute cancer.
I actually enjoy Claire/Isaac stories.
too many subplots and gay shit, instead of focusing more on Kaylon stories
the guy who play Issac really look like an autistic in real life.
>instead of focusing more on Kaylon stories
Emphasis on the Borg killed Voyager. You should have a nice day.
>seven
>borg kids
>unimatrix zero
queen shit aside most of the borg introduction was great for the show and revitalized it
I could see RLM doing an episode on this show once it wraps. Not really worth more than one discussion.
Mike Stoklasa doesn’t deserve this show.
Especially after he ruined Star Wars.
The only thing he deserves is a boot down his throat.
/thread
It's a good show, I don't get why troons here hate it
I'm watching it right now, and it's pretty damn pozzed. Trek is worse these days, but still. Basically, they all stink.
It's no more pozzed than TNG was.
>why yes my wife cucked me, we should be in an alliance
what did Seth mean by this?
Why do they keep pushing that veganism and no harming animals is the future? How do they control animal populations in the future?
It was part of the canon established at the beginning of the show. Writers use canon when writing subsequent episodes. A professional doesn't just ignore canon because they personally feel like having a cheeseburger.
it makes no sense though
Why? Raising animals to eat is less resource-effective than non-meat options. Makes sense a technologically and socially more developed civilisation would act accordingly.
deer populations will go wild and destroy the ecosystem without hunters
Don't kill the wolves, and the deer will be fine.
Just like they did in history... oh wait...
Based on what?
are you moronic?
36% of the world's cropland goes to producing animal feed and only 55% goes to feeding humans. remove that animal feed farming and use technology to improve techniques and the environment IMPROVES.
jesus lol, you revealed yourself as a complete and utter ignorant homosexual on the topic, now that's embarrassing.
can't wait to see your feeble response kek
if you have space travel then there is no further concerns about resource efficiency and space
are you moronic?
farmlands are environmentally destructive now, imagine how much worse it'd be if 90 percent of the worlds pop goes full vegan
you cant effectively farm in a fricking forest, where do you think all the trees go? fricking hell at least logging companies replant trees as a matter of sustained profitability
Most crops grown today are used to feed meat livestock.
This dude thinks beef grows on the grocery shelf.
They disagree. It's simply established canon. Nobody is pushing anything on you or trying to convince you of anything.
i miss the first "alien strong" chick, the one in red in OPs pic
i get the feeling she has big breasts but dont know for sure, only know of her from this show
they're average
thanks for the pic, forgot her name
yeah, not that big but still a great size. pretty too
Halston Sage, she's starting to get bimbofied though
well shit, thats sad to hear
Mike has said he watched it.
>open /trek/
>mostly schizophrenic Discord groomers misgendering an obvious man
>close /trek/
yeah I think I'm ok with Orville
They tend to show up here when their thread languishes, which is frequently.
What was the last good Trek series?
Orville
First season of Enterprise.
enterprise is kino and im tired of people pretending it isn't
SNW is better. Orville is for cucks.
Orville is better. SNW is for cucks.
>orshills have to use edits
It's over. Seth lost.
What the frick is wrong with Star Trek these days?
Bad writing.
The webm is even better, I can’t believe there are still people shilling for that shitshow
it is pretty funny that anyone likes this garbage
Imagine not being able to read lips and take this webm at face value
t. fascist
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE ROE V WADE EPISODE
JUST LIKE HOW I REMEMBER TREK FELLOW SHI- I MEAN TREKKIES!
>It's dependent on whether we're worth something to Disney
That's the saddest thing I've ever read but explains a lot of the shilling.
Anon, do you actually think Disney gives a shit about Cinemaphile, where people pirate everything?
You tell us, Seth.
Jesus, just take your meds.
TNG handled abortion too so I wouldn't be surprised
As something to avoid. Seth is all about troon rights and aborting life now, especially under Disney's oversight.
Avoid? It's legal. And there's nothing wrong with that, you don't need to pretend to be a religious fundamentalist.
>It's legal
*blacks your path*
I like The Orville
Its cheapness reminds me of B-tier sci fi shows from the 90s and early 2000s, and some of the episodes are pretty good
>no one taking the bait
>orshill has to reply to xerself
kek
Her butt is awesome, its all I could concentrate on.
It is very curious he never ever talks about Orville. They deliberately ignore a lot of good or decent stuff. I suppose just to be contrarian? All 3 of em are cringelord contrarians... except for Marvel Capeshit, and everyone's tired of it
They did a video on it already, Mike called it a cheap TNG imitation and said he'll never go back to it.
Mike is frequently wrong about many things. He'll come around.
Mike praised Daisy Ridley too, so I'm not too sure about his opinions.
In the Federation, anon.
Oh jeez. They're so stupid. Preferring Picard garbage over Orville.
>Captain, I have analyzed over 500,000 rap songs from the early 21st century and I can assure you, this is an accurate representation of how they generally portrayed themselves.
>>Data, that's not the POINT! Your performance last night was--barbaric! Are you aware that several of the younger crew members insist they're now in a gang called "Jeffries Tube Snakes", and young Mr. Crusher has begun calling me "b***h Black person"?
>Sir, it is most regrettable that those youths gang-raped three girls, but I fail to see the connection between my rendeition of "Spottemgottem featuring Pooh Sheisty in 'rape dem whiteass b***hes homie for real,'" and these recent outbursts. I am aware of over 5 million pathogens known to alter the behavior of humans in a disruptive manner, and music is not among them.
Data, do you realize that this music, and your "black face", is perhaps an even more potent form of pathogen than any virus Starfleet has in its data banks? It's a virus for the mind! A relic, financed by an extinct group of people, ethnically homogeneous businessmen who sought to undermine Enlightenment values! I insist you wash off that shoe polish and dispose of your "Big Gulp" of "fire ass lean" at once!
>I'm afraid I cannot comply, Captain
>>What!? Why not?
>Because, Sir, it would appear you are a Black person-ass b***h who dem homies always finna pass on, Black person. Black person, for real, Black person.
Orville is terrible on the last season. It was always a creatively bunkrupt knock-off but at least it had some good situational comedy and the hot girl. Now they go through the motions and even the latest trek garbage is better which is the lowest bar.
I love the Orville, it deserve 10 seasons like Stargate SG-1
Once Orville ends there will truly be nothing left worth watching on TV.
Lower Decks is still fun, for now.