Mike hate thread

I just really fricking hate this character. Haven't watched BCS, but in BrB he came off for whatever reason as a whipped little subservient dog that has unquestioning loyalty to Gus, who is objectively a piece of shit. He’s also needlessly a fricking douchebag. I was actually happy when based Walt wasted that old boomer homosexual.

Anyone else feel this way?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, not at all

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been known to happen.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a ridiculous character anyway. An old geriatric midget who is also supposed to be some badass commando and security agent who can take down guys twice his size.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the light so fricking fake here? There's no shadows

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          clouds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          real answer is that they added a shit ton of fill light from behind where the camera is to fix the over-exposure of the clouds behind, removing all of the cast shadows that would have been there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's daytime and cloudy. Have you ever been outside?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trevorbros...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        le badass mike scenes are the fricking worst, they give me secondhand embarrassment

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw you realize Mike is the boomer equivalent of Coldsteel the Hedgehog

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well, you know what they say. Never underestimate an old man in a profession where men die young.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but mike entered the business as an old ass dude and died just a few years later

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Geriatric old fart who walks slower than molasses has supersonic reflexes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't take him seriously at all, he's an immersion killer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whoa mike is an awesome badass I can't wait to watch bcs to learn more about his origin story and see how he developed these skills
      >he's a car lot attendant and ex beat cop

      I can't take him seriously at all, he's an immersion killer

      what do Mike simps respond to this?

      He’s arguably the worst

      >t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lalo is a great character, he's in the top 5 of the Albuquerque cinematic universe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't take him seriously at all, he's an immersion killer

      Why do you all seethe so much about this sort of thing? Has literally EVERY tallgay been beaten up by someone shorter than themselves?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's lanklet cope, height doesn't mean much in a fight it's more about bulk. Mike is sturdy, and most of all he has decades of experience on the guys he takes down. He has no hesitation he knows exactly how to act and he always acts first. The element of surprise it all it takes. If they showed him taking out some 350lb bouncer with a flip that would be a different story but all of the guys he fights it is perfectly feasible he is able to beat them given his background.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's lanklet cope, height doesn't mean much in a fight it's more about bulk. Mike is sturdy, and most of all he has decades of experience on the guys he takes down. He has no hesitation he knows exactly how to act and he always acts first. The element of surprise it all it takes. If they showed him taking out some 350lb bouncer with a flip that would be a different story but all of the guys he fights it is perfectly feasible he is able to beat them given his background.

        Manlets detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ex-cop
      >somehow also world class sniper and can headshot a guy driving fast from a quarter mile

      extremely immersion killing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was a marine in vietnam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was in Vietnam, speedwatcher-kun

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not my call

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mike is spread thin but solid.

      His character was solid in BB but it got stretched thin during BCS.

      solid and based

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't do it. I'm sorry.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >whoa mike is an awesome badass I can't wait to watch bcs to learn more about his origin story and see how he developed these skills
    >he's a car lot attendant and ex beat cop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >omg everyone needs an epic dramatic backstory!!!
      fricking cringe dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you prefer the generic “he was a former government spook seal team 6 operator!” I like the way it is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks about the right age I just figured he was a vietnam vet or maybe served in iraq and then settled down as a cop after leaving the military.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's fresh so I can concur. In an episode of season 2, he tries to get a rifle and talks about how one of the rifle used to be in wood and that the army should have thought about that before sending them in a jungle.
          So he prolly is a viet veteran.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was a sniper in vietnam. They couldn't have made it more obvious in the BCS season 2 scene where he buys a gun.

          [...]

          His character motivation is providing for his family and creating a criminal organization that doesn't murder random civilians. Gus's organization only kills people "in the game" so thats why Mike likes it.
          Mike has strict rules that he follows and he hates people who don't follow rules. A big reason why is that his son Matt was killed by the dirty cops even though he accepted the money. The dirty cops "broke the rules" by killing him.

          Gus is overrated too. He insists upon himself. Once you notice that and that Mike is a chud the whole structure begins to topple.

          Gus is fine in brba but keeping him a mysterious character in bcs was a mistake. The more screen time, the more you could see how little depth he has.

          Gus in BCS sucks way more because he doesnt have a foil. Back in BB he had Walt and Jesse to keep fricking up his organization. Now all he has is old man Mike who just follows along with everything.
          Lalo isn't a good enough foil because we don't see him interacting with Gus enough to make it work. Lalo is a good character, but he doesn't make Gus great.
          They should have introduced Lalo back in the beginning of season 4 and had more time with him interacting with mike and gus.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Gus's organization only kills people "in the game"
            Hank proved this isn't true

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I think Mike was in too deep when he realized Gus was a psychopath who will kill anyone. Also not to mention that his complex character motivations only really started to arise in season 5 + BCS.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty sure in the criminal world, cops count as being in the game because they're actively trying to frick over the cartel. Most of the time they'll try to pay off them off and shit but if that doesn't work like Hank then bye bye

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lalo's introduction was perfect in my opinion.
            >7 months pass
            >Nacho has settled into a position of power in the cartel and things his troubles with Gus have cooled off
            >Walks into restaurant
            >TACA TACA TACA EN MI CABALLO
            >"it's gonna be like I'm not even here" 😉

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              *thinks

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              *thinks

              they kinda flanderized the entirety of the show as it went imo. In season 1 of BCS, it was clear they wanted something different than BrBa, more subdued, I like Lalo but inclusion of le epic mastermind funny villain is one of the things that breaks the illusion for me. Lalo is one of many things that felt like an afterthought idea that they came up with as they developed the show, shifting it from drama to breaking bad style thriller. So many things in BCS kinda feel like they wouldn't make sense in context of breaking bad. No way Saul would shrug off something extremely dramatic like lalo killing howard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When he buys the rifle it is implied that he has used it before in a war.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was ghost recon in vietnam. Pay attention next time.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YA FRICKIN BLEW IT WALTUH WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET GUS MURDER JESSE THEN YOU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do Mike simps respond to this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesse deserved to be murdered. Walt would have been fine had he just acted like a professional.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesse was a liability, a loose cannon if you will, but he had personal reasons to take matters into his own hands.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What I don't understand is the logic of the gangbangers behind the murder of the kid.
          I do not think someone like Gus ordered them to do it. So it's their own initiative.
          What the frick did they expect would happen? Did they seriously think a guy who planned to poison them with ricin just for making kid sell shit and shoot for terf would not go after them if they just outright killed him?
          Real latinx moment.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you answered your own question with that last sentence.
            Hispanic stoners and gang bangers are not know to be very logic oriented.
            they were upset jesse planned to kill them so they killed the kid to get back at him, they are mentally children.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but wouldn't gus have a big problem with underlings acting on their own like that anyway?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >latinx
            You should have been poisoned too, it's not too late to help out the world and remove yourself from the gene pool.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My pronounce are they/them, grandpa.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your pronouns are going to be was/were if you keep it up you little shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll get out of your hair, beanex.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lmao no use in calling mexicans hispanics or beaners anymore because latinx clearly infuriates them more

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >being this dumb

            Gus ordered them to do it to provoke Jesse so he could be rid of him. Holy frick you are stupid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Walt outright alludes to this when Gus asks him if he's really asking if he ordered the murder of a child and Walt replies "of course not" or something to that effect. He did it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Except that would make this the most contrived and moronic plot device in the show.
              No way in hell Gus was led to assume that Jesse immediately would attempt to shoot them when his first attempt was poison to begin with. Same with not telling Walt or just being pissy pussy and complaining straight to him.
              If this was all orchestrated by Gus then his reaction doesn't betray that this is something that backfired either. Black person acts offended.
              The entire finale of the 3rd season is either stupid or incredibly contrived.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta agree with the shitposter here, what the frick was Walt meant to do, Gus made it really clear he was gonna kill Jesse. Its still Jesses fault for going back to kill the drug dealers forcing Walt to intervene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I chalk it up to him becoming jaded to his job similar to how Saul is in the events of BB so he either believes killing Jesse is the right thing to do or doesn't actually realize that Walt cares about Jesse that much. I haven't watched the show in forever though, so maybe there's something before that negates my assumptions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mike I can understand, Jesse is the traitorous homosexual. Walt went literal ride or die for that li'l homie in Half Measures and when he expected tit for tat with Gale, Jesse went into a tailspin and sided with Gus so hard Walt had to poison a child

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesse deserved to be murdered. Walt would have been fine had he just acted like a professional.

      the whole thing with Tomas was an absurd contrivance to cause conflict between Walt/Jesse and Gus

      >Gus is shown to be a consummate professional who only works with the best and keeps several degrees of separation between himself and the people who actually distribute the meth
      >some shithead butthole obvious junkie drug dealers are his "trusted men" to the point he's willing to invite these street-level dealers to meet with him in person at the slaughterhouse

      >Gus refrains from using violence unless he feels it absolutely necessary, and his entire motivation to become a drug kingpin was to avenge the murder of his lover by Tio Salamanca
      >He shows absolutely zero sympathy to Jesse wanting to avenge the murder of his gf's brother and is willing to destroy his partnership with Walt over losing two junkie street dealers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he can sympathize with jesse and still recognize that keeping him around is overall detrimental to the production and that he has to do what needs to be done to protect the buisness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he can sympathize with jesse and still recognize that keeping him around is overall detrimental to the production and that he has to do what needs to be done to protect the buisness.

        I don't understand why he decided he'd keep Jesse. He wanted Jesse out or killed for the longest time, then changed his mind and wanted to keep him and kill Walt?

        Also Walt would have been fine if he just let Gus murder him from the beginning when he was threatening to do his own cook then out White as Heisenberg if he gets caught. No one would have cared if Jesse was dead and they never would have caught on to the operation.

        I would have liked a sitcom with WW and Gale working in the meth lab

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't understand why he decided he'd keep Jesse.
          He wanted to keep Jesse to frick with Walt. Eventually, he came to understand that Jesse can be useful and reliable, if properly motivated, to the point his entire plan in Mexico hinges upon Jesse not fricking up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gus realized that Walt's ego meant that he HAD to be the one in charge and would always be a problem, whereas Jesse is loyal and would fall in line as long he felt appreciated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He realised Walt was more dangerous because he shows he's capable of being as impulsive as Jesse (hitting the gangsters with his car), but Gus knows Walt's also mm ore intelligent.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gus realized that Walt's ego meant that he HAD to be the one in charge and would always be a problem, whereas Jesse is loyal and would fall in line as long he felt appreciated.

            >I don't understand why he decided he'd keep Jesse.
            He wanted to keep Jesse to frick with Walt. Eventually, he came to understand that Jesse can be useful and reliable, if properly motivated, to the point his entire plan in Mexico hinges upon Jesse not fricking up.

            I wish Walt would have killed Jesse. Walt only did bad things when he was going to be murdered, to save his life. He saved Jesse's life multiple times. Ironically, if he had just killed Jesse one of the many times he should have instead of saving him, everything would have worked out for Walt.

            It turns out Jesse was the biggest b***h of them all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i actually agree with your first point, I always felt that Gus actually showing up to the meeting with some hood rats was pretty strange move. I mean, he explained in the same scene it was out of respect for Walter, but it was still a tad bizzare.

        As for the second one, I think it was not the fact that Jesse killed them, but rather bc he was taking the initiative without permission and Gus' autism couldn't let that by. Victor is another example of that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there are a lot of contrivances in BrBa, the most egregious example is the plane crash. such nonsensical writing, it's made purely for foreshadowing and shock factor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >some shithead butthole obvious junkie drug dealers are his "trusted men" to the point he's willing to invite these street-level dealers to meet with him in person at the slaughterhouse
        wow this is actually unbelievably moronic now that you mention it. he's constantly surrounded by top-tier mercenaries in BCS, there's no explaining how he's so small-time when he's supposedly more powerful. it's also nonsensical how nobody killed Walt after the assassination on Gus and Tyrus, did the entire organization just disappear into thin air? what happened to all of Mike's ex-military guys?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Vincent Gilligan doesn't make mistakes. What you're describing is viewer error. Rewatch the entire series and you'll understand.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mike went to kill Walt at the beginning of season 5. Most of the organization is just goons and street delaers who only care about the leadership because they cut the cheques. After Gus and Tyrus got fricked the entire organization probably just went independent or went to work for someone else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AND URE FAMILY WALTUH
      this is why you don't give a random mob more screentime

      Also how much money he stole from Walt and Jesse to buy Gus' employees?
      MUH LEGACY SHARE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        legacy costs
        his guys were solid so he made them whole, simple as

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >his guys were solid
          the moment they didn't receive their weekly check they were ready to talk
          Based Lydia milf should've put more money on Mike's boyfriends heads

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's been known to happen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I miss her autism so much.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This woman makes my penis so hard it's unreal

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              MORE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >his guys were solid
        the moment they didn't receive their weekly check they were ready to talk
        Based Lydia milf should've put more money on Mike's boyfriends heads

        In all honesty the LEGACY COSTS were the smart move, Todd's uncles being able to stage the prison hits like that was ridiculous and one of many sharkjumping moments in season 5

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >We can't do it Mr. White. It's impossible
          >DO EET
          Bravo Vince.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he was referring to the dealers killings tbh, but rather afterwards when he and Jesse understand that Walt won and that as long as they don't frick up more shit Gus can't do anything to them. Even then Walt never came off as prideful though, just extremely paranoid and rightfully so.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mike deserves his own show. it wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting and now mentors a badass chick or something. shit, make the chick gus’s daughter or sister or maybe even holly white and it ties in to the show overall.

    >mike and holly, having just survived a brutal mission, escape from the mexico desert bullet-ridden, bloody, and starving
    >first restaurant they come across is Los Pollos Hermanos
    >cut to the two of them at a table eating fried chicken
    >Mike: “you know... i worked for Gus Fring for years. odd jobs, hits, you name it. the pay was good, but, god damn... his chicken was the best pay a guy could ask for.” (licks chickenbone clean)
    >holly: “pass the salt?”
    >rough-looking bikers enter the store and start terrorizing the customers
    >mike: i wouldn’t do that if i were you
    >biker: what are you gonna do about it, old man?
    >holly smiles
    >cut to the bikers being lead out in an ambulance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vince...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's that young rookie cop in philly I was telling you about...

    • 2 years ago
      Iceman

      >a chick
      Frick off. We all know it should and would be a man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you couldn't detect the irony, i feel sorry for you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your service

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Mike: “you know... i worked for Gus Fring for years. odd jobs, hits, you name it. the pay was good, but, god damn... his chicken was the best pay a guy could ask for.” (licks chickenbone clean)
      BASED

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You. You are DONE.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mikebros, this guy is not solid. Fully liquified.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fp isn't "yeah,why?.gif"
    I'm very disappointed in you, Cinemaphile

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is easily one of the best characters period

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s arguably the worst

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chuck is the worst

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm stretched thin here

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JOIN!
    DIE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy kek

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell is that picture moving?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not my call.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, you know why.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is that shot of the shovel over jessie's back the exact moment jilligan's hubris got the best of him? felt like the entire series went downhill from that moment

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Elaborate?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >GO PRO ON A SHOVEL
              BRAVO VINCE!!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He also did it with vaults in the bank when Mike's lawyer was dishing out legacy money. He loved that go pro.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >GO PRO ON A SHOVEL
              BRAVO VINCE!!

              He also did it with vaults in the bank when Mike's lawyer was dishing out legacy money. He loved that go pro.

              That's the kind of shot Youtube video essayists will spend hours worshipping

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel polar opposite spectrum of OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was watching Terminator clips the other day (1 and 2 in particular) and every fricking comment is like this.
      Deep-diving in blatantly obvious things that happen ON-SCREEN as if the smallest littlle thing is some move of auteur genius.

      Is this video essayists' fault? I Don't fricking understand it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no because he wants to provide for his own blood (his dead son's daughter and i guess the widow cause he has no choice) and you and working as a wall mart greeter wasn't going to cut it

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hated his guts in BB but he's very likeable and relatable in BCS.
    Turns out the writing was just ass in BB.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In BB Mike’s character made sense. In BCS, he doesn’t at all.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mike is spread thin but solid.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gus is overrated too. He insists upon himself. Once you notice that and that Mike is a chud the whole structure begins to topple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mike is a chud
      huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gus is fine in brba but keeping him a mysterious character in bcs was a mistake. The more screen time, the more you could see how little depth he has.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea?
    why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because your boss is gonna sneed me

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mike should have turned on Gus after he killed Victor, especially after what we see in Better Call Saul

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm with you, I really don't see what people like about this piece of shit

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kid named finger

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show is so fricking boring. How can you guys get so passionate about it? I unironically couldn't make it through the third season.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong, but also have ADD, zoomie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've been able to sit through tons of TV shows and movies, even ones I didn't like. But breaking bad is just such a chore to watch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you not interested in what happens yet? It’s pretty bad on rewatches but there’s plenty of tension the first time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am interested in what happens, but sitting through an episode is just miserable. I ended up just reading what happens. The story itself is good, the acting is good, I think it might just be the cinematography, editing, and pacing that make it unwatchable.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Filtered

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the cinematography, editing, and pacing that make it unwatchable.
              All of those are god tier though, I think you might just have twitter brain. You should unplug from the internet for a while. It will do wonders for your psyche.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it might just be the cinematography, editing, and pacing that make it unwatchable
              I gotchu anon, the cinematography is so pedestrian 80% of the time that it honestly baffles me that the show still manages to pull itself together.
              Pacing in BB can get egregious too sometimes, just a lot of soap opera-tier crap. The approach works much, much better in BCS. Still a good show tho.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only good thing about mike is the memes
    >twins
    >mike
    >gus
    all dogshit characters, and espisito is unbelievably overrated

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching BCS for the first time
    Had to go to work so I paused whatever episode it was when Salamanca Senior comes to ask him to drop the charges on Tuco.
    He's not yet in his vegetative state so I wonder how he became like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mike drops him in a vat of FEV-2. Most powerful scene in the show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a sexual pervert and gets brain damage due to an asphyxiwank that goes wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you doing here man? close this shit asap and stay away from Cinemaphile to avoid spoilers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy the company, believe it or not, and I don't mind getting spoiled.

        This woman makes my penis so hard it's unreal

        She has that Miss Parker side that gets us all, I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen BCS yet, but Tio's obviously had a very bad stroke as a result of frequent cocaine use

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DE GON IS YORS

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically enjoy every scene with this guy.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching his arthritic old body shuffle around in BCS pretending to be a cartel tough guy is too much, I cringe in every scene he's in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love watching 60 year old Bob Odenkirk try to pretend he's still in his late 30s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bit different though. The show isn't constantly yelling "This guy is in his late 30s!" at you. His age isn't really relevant to his role. Mike, however... a geriatric cartel enforcer... fricking kek

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that so?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it really is funny how Walt spends most of Breaking Bad immediately losing all the money he's earned and then in s5e08 he basically makes $100 million in a single montage lmao

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and the Salamanca?
      >Kill them all. No more half measures

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kid named I just really fricking hate this character. Haven't watched BCS, but in BrB he came off for whatever reason as a whipped little subservient dog that has unquestioning loyalty to Gus, who is objectively a piece of shit. He’s also needlessly a fricking douchebag. I was actually happy when based Walt wasted that old boomer homosexual.

    Anyone else feel this way?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate him. I just think it's silly that everyone pretends he's such a great guy and a saint. It was satisfying to see Walt sperg out and kill him though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >great guy and a saint.
      Who the frick says this? I have never once heard anyone say he was a good guy let alone a saint. He's a hired killer, he knew he wasn't a good guy and we all did too. He was cool because he got to do cool stuff but he knew he already had one foot in hell.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only character in bb i couldn't stand was hank
    >supposed to be smart
    >all evidence is pointing towards walt since the beginning
    >NOT WALT, COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS WALT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's extremely realistic though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >take your nobel prize nominee chemist brother in law on ride along to a meth lab to show him how much money they make
        >within like 2 days you find the highest quality meth ever found in the country
        >lab equipment stolen from high school closet where only walt and the janitor have the keys
        i could go on and on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You would be shocked how blind people are to the lies of loved ones. When someone doesn’t want to believe something it’s almost impossible to convince them.
          Mothers will deny that their sons are murderers when there’s video evidence.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not him but comparing a brother in law to a mother is reaching lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In a situation where there’s irrefutable evidence. Not a 1:1 comparison
              All the evidence that would point to Walt being Heisenberg before Hank found Leaves of Grass was circumstantial so it makes sense Hank was able to blind himself to it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He was the husband of his sister he wouldn't want her to suffer like that obviously he is emotionally invested in walt not being a psychopath.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense. Despite first impressions, he actually cared a lot about Walt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOT OUR PRECIOUS WALTUH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense. Despite first impressions, he actually cared a lot about Walt.

      Hank loved his brother in law and also didn't consider him "man enough" to get involved with crime

      that said, realistically, he should have been able to put two and two together, he knows that Heisenberg is a master chemist and his product started appearing after a break-in at Walt's own chem lab,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am not crazy! I know he's Heisenberg. I knew he was W.W. One after V.V. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the junkyard to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This minerality? He’s done worse. That superlab! Are you telling me that a laundromat just happens to explode like that? No! He orchestrated it! Walter! He threw a pizza onto the roof! And I covered for him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own ride-along! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 50, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the methylamine! But not our Walt! Couldn’t be precious Walt! Gassing Krazy-8 blind! And HE gets to be a drug kingpin? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You-

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My dad was a geologist so his mineral craze hit me a bit too much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KEK
        BB threads are a riot

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His character was solid in BB but it got stretched thin during BCS.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are people who hate Mike? Damn, the Universe is vast.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My guys are solid. I vetted them with great care and /bcs/ made sure they were well compensated in the event of a situation such as this. They're paid to mikepost and to stand up to the heat, keep the general up and running on the catalog no matter what.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry mike.... i had to sage... the fricking feds man they got all my (you)s

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hes a asiatic foot enthusiast so he's not all bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the way her pinky toe twitches after he takes her shoe off

      dammit vince im gonna bust

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn shame there isn't a scene of Gus set up and rotoscoped like that bar scene in the first kingsmen movie. Have him ask the barkeeper to close the windows and lock the door. Then he just beats up 4 gangsters younger than him.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOOOOO what happened exactly to the Los Pollos Hermanos chain once Gus Cringe died.
    Was that ever explained in the BB story?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's implied to be shut down in El Camino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't make a lot of sense unless the supply chain was seized by the government. it was a part of madrigal I can't imagine why madrigal wouldn't just sell it off otherwise. Unless the government just seized all of it.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BCS is going to make you hate him more

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah? Why?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're a homosexual and even tho it's a bait you're still ultra gay for even thinking about hating Mike you piece of shit

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh yeah?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not my call

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When we getting the Better Call Walter show?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >punches walt out of anger
    >almost kills him
    >blames it on walt's ego when he was clearly trying to save his and jesse's lives
    i dont understand why people always get on mike's side in this

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooo it's wrong to kill a mass murderer because... he was a badass old guy!!!!! Walt is evil!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Killing drug dealers and gangsters is... le bad

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he is the most reddit character on the show

    he wouldve been great as a temporary side character but le boomer superman became so cringe, and only gets worse and worse as he evolves from streetwise ex-cop to literal action hero who solo's an entire cartel unit in the middle of the desert despite being like 500 years old

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Waltuh why didn't you just let Gus bury you and your whole family in a hole in the desert
    I'm watching this now and he's driving me fricking crazy, does he ever acknowledge Gus backed Walt and Jesse into a corner over a couple low level street dealers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get told to not kill them
      >kill them anyway
      >nooo you cant just kill us for disobeying you

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >who is objectively a piece of shit
    So is Walt so whatever, only difference is with Gus the supply lines and cooking was all taken care of but when he died Mike has to work his ass of to make shit run again so he has a good reason to dislike Walt.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a guy but now I don't

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