Mike was better than Joel. Discuss.

Mike was better than Joel.

Discuss.

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like Joel's Gen X defeatist attitude better

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I want to watch more Joel. Best Joel-core episodes?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        My **** Joel's:
        0013 SST- Death Flight
        0104 Women of the Prehistoric Planet
        0204 Catalina Caper
        0212 Godzilla vs. Megalon
        0213 Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
        0301 Cave Dwellers
        0303 Pod People
        0306 Time of the Apes
        0321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
        0411 The Magic Sword
        0501 Warrior of the Lost World
        0512 Mitchell

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Any Sandy Frank episode
        And I really liked Killer Shrews

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The Giant Gila Monster
        The Day the Earth Froze
        Daddy-O
        I Accuse My Parents

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I like Joel's Gen X defeatist attitude better
      This. It's enjoyable to watch him being bullied by the robots he himself created.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      LEAVE THE Cinemaphile

      nah I'm just kidding. I like Mike more but I respect that people also like Joel.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Um sweaty Mike is a C****tian who is friends with Dirtworm Dug Tenapples, ergo Joel is betterer.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I've met people with this attitude before and it's wild.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I was actually kind of insulted that they thought I'd think the same way, but I totally jerk store'd the interaction.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I just like Mike because he's a jerk when he riffs.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      And yet he seems to get along with that commie homosexual Bill Corbett just fine.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bill owes Mike for sticking by him. But I'd like to think they're just good friends.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      And yet he seems to get along with that commie homosexual Bill Corbett just fine.

      Bill owes Mike for sticking by him. But I'd like to think they're just good friends.

      based friendship and professionalism overriding their differences.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah, brother. Just a group of bros that like to kick back and riff on bad movies. I know both of them are knobs, but I remember when liberal pundit Alan Combs passed away, Sean Hannity teared up on air memorializing Alan and their deep friendship. When I was a college student I had a friend group that was a mix of liberal and conservative, and whenever we got together we'd have a blast and laugh our asses off joking with each other... of course that was quite a few years before Orange Man came around and everyone started to act like they lost their fricking minds

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The 90s was a different time, my man.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >do two volumes of earth worm Jim comic
      >probably one volume left to finish the story
      Just stops
      What a huge gay

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I always forget how zesty he is, it's always a surprise every time he pops up somewhere.

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mike is a patrician and his style of mean spirited humor is perfect for the show. Movie selection was better during the Mike era too. Joel is a bitter old homosexual responsible for zombie MST.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true Joel hates Mike or is that shitposting?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone involved with old MST has made a contribution to the Netflix series except Mike. Mike has never really acknowledged it other than saying he was never contacted about it at all.
        On the bad book podcast he hosts his co host called them his “colleagues” and all Mike did was laugh. They probably don’t have a relationship at all which is too bad. The podcast was created to make fun of Ernest Cline who has written for the new show so that probably doesn’t help much.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >The podcast was created to make fun of Ernest Cline who has written for the new show so that probably doesn’t help much.
          That's so weird. I just assumed that whoever wrote RP1 would be long dead, but he's only 52

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch Final Sacrifice or Puma Man while I nurse this hangover Cinemaphile?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pick Kino. (Final Sacrifice)

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Final Sacrifice is much more funny. The 'Pumaman' is all jokes about how bad the effects are.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Pumaman is responsible for me being completely unable to take Donald Pleasence seriously in any other movie

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        What? Did we watch the same one? Pumaman mocks more than just the shitty flying effect.

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever seen the Pumaman one so whichever of the two hosts is in that one is the one I like.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It’s unreal how unfunny the tom servo guy is

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      In Modern MST3K?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t watched it. I’m watching the joel seasons and servo rarely makes me laugh, and is generally annoying to me. He’s a lot more wordy in his riffs

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        For

        In Modern MST3K?

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ah, the Matthew Broderick story

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      STOP INTERRUPTING ME I AM TRYING TO FINISH THESE PATENT PAPERS

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you're as elusive as Robert Denby!

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Joel fans : I sure like MST3K
    >Mike bots : JOEL LE SUCKS KEK KEK SUCK REEEEE

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mikechad here and I would like condemn the bullying of Joelcucks, but unfortunately Joels participation ins Zombie MST3K prevents me from doing so.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me, the best and most rewatchable MST3K episodes are...
    >Alien from L.A.
    >Manos
    >Touch of Satan
    >Final Sacrifice
    >Merlin's Shop of Magical Wonders.
    And an honorable mention...
    >Santa Claus

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      My stupid ass forgot muh favorite short. You anons know what it is because it lacks springs.
      https://youtu.be/FkUVn0JiTz8

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Love this one, especially when the guy is begging Coily to bring springs back
        >hmm... NO
        also Progress Island USA is my favorite

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I OWN YOUR ASS, FATBOY! GET BACK HERE!
          I crack up every time. Kek!

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I always assumed a large part of it was when you were born. My parents laughed at Joel way more than Mike but I got way more jokes/references from Mike compared to Joel.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's Cowboy Mike's Ricochet BBQ Sauce

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Cowboy Mike's Ricochet BBQ Sauce
      That sounds off-the-walls.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's BOOOLLLLD

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Best Shorts?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gumby,
      Egg of Tomorrow.

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