Mikey Madison makes her nude debut in her new Cannes film Anora
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I don't watch movies with nudity in them
what a homosexual
fpzp
bump
I only watch movies with nudity in them.
MEKTOUB MY LOVE PART 2 AT CANNES
Why should I care?
I hope her nipples are as delicately pale as the rest of her skin, delicately pale and elegantly shaped
Pale nipples are ugly
Nipples should be brown or cherry colored
pale nipples are insanely hot
I will never understand what's wrong with people like you
Same I get so excited when I see them, it's like a rare surprise.
>pale nipples are insanely hot
pale nipples look like pig nipples
SIRS WE WERE BHARAT BACK THEN WE WHERE THE PAJEETS OF THE 21ST CENTURIES
frick off.. pajeets love pink. stop targeting us.. we're not pulling this shit
Into the trash your opinion goes
I hope they are huge flat peperoni nipples pierced and not symmetrical on fake boobs
most of the time if an actress is willing to get nude it's because she's confident in how her tiddies look. obviously there are exceptions, but it explains why so many of them are so kino
I only watch movies with OPs mom in them
based sean baker, how do you look this good at 53
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't take drugs
>decent diet
>decent amount of exercise
>drinks alcohol in moderation
>not overweight
>hair
>good genetics
>goes outside regularly
Its that easy bros
>Its that easy bros
This but not worth it if you're ugly imo, like what am I preserving anyway? If I was handsome I would care, but I will waste my ugly body because I don't have much to lose
't take drugs
diet
...
alcohol in moderation
who's gonna tell him?
HA
wtf? dude looks 27.
wear suncream all the time, don't drink or smoke, use a little fake tan. HAVE HAIR.
Spike Jonze for the People
this homie is 53? damn i have hope when i get to be a boomer.
shit is mover
>drinking alcohol in moderation
>easy
Holy frick. Thought he was 37 or something
is that necklace meant to be highly suggestive or am i just coomer-brained
the latter
It's highly stupid as far as I can tell
How come she's israeli but looks hapa?
this looks hapa to you?
Yes.
I hope she has pierced nipples with giant thick rings in them
So many nude scenes at Cannes this year
Women took over so every film must have zero interesting plots or characterizations but 30 minutes of sex scenes
Emma Stone, Margaret Qualley, Mikey Madison, Demi Moore, Hunter Schaefer (for those interested)
>that last one
he said women
I have access to probably millions of nudes.
So, why would I care?
Any black guy there?
the festival is held in cannes, france so yes.
Why do some israeliteesses look Asian?
Because they’re Turks who were raped by Asians.
Turks originally are Asian, they came from the Mongol steppe
Israel is in Asia
her mother has some secrets.
Khazaria
Serious answer: Medieval israelites dominated the Silk Road trade from France to China. Khazaria was a medieval israeli state of the time dominated and their elite class were ethnic israelites. Because of the extensive trade into Asia there is a significant amount of Asian admixture in European israeli DNA.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4323646/
>This unexpected ancient genetic connection between Ashkenazi israelites and the Far East, as witnessed at least by mtDNA haplogroup M33c2, provides the first evidence for a significant genetic contribution from Chinese to eastern European Ashkenazi israelites that was most likely mediated by the Silk Road between around 640 and 1400 years ago.
but i thought the israelites feared the samurai? now you're telling me they're half-samurai? it makes no sense.
some nonspecific amount turk and some nonspecific amount slavic underclass
very little continuity between the type of asian which contributed to the ashkenazi pool and the kind of asian which contributed to the japanese gene pool
Chinamen aren't samurai. They get decapitated by samurai.
It is honestly amazing israelites still exist as a distinct ethno-cultural group given their history, any other group would have been assimilated or bred away. I guess that indicates just how ethnocentric they are and have always been
People avoided them for most of history. You would not have married a israelite any time before the French Revolution.
>distinct ethno-cultural group
ashkenazi, khazarian, sephardi, and israeli israelites all look completely different. they're mutts.
The question assumes israelites don't race mix, they do all the time. What they do, which other races don't, is increase the barrier to entry for marriage to a israeli woman from a religious family by the cost of your adult foreskin. But there's nothing stopping them from marrying whoever they want otherwise.
God divided the races into Japheth, Shem and Ham. Shem (Semites) are the Asians.
ZAMN, hapas are real pretty fr..
Nice, she looks good in movie
Hell yeah mother fricker
ropebunny
Is there any actual confirmation of this?
It’s a heartache that Mikey Madison’s towering lead performance allows to hide in plain sight, even — or perhaps especially — when she isn’t wearing anything that might help to disguise it, and her naked body transforms into a double blind that invites she and Ivan to share in different sides of the same fantasy.
sounds good
>Anora (Mikey Madison) is a stripper, giving raunchy topless lap dances in a busy upmarket strip club called Headquarters
why does she look like a sex-trafficking victim in this? was it a purposeful aesthetic?
neat
she looks SOFT
kino
Place your bets, are they pink? Red?
My money is on her having the rare brown and puffy
by her skintone I imagine pink
it goes by lip color not skin tone. color of lips will tell you color of butthole / genitalia / nipples
i bet theyre slightly brown
Slightly darker than her skin tone.
Pink surrounded by pearlescent
>pearlescent
salmon pink
Black and misshapen, with green fungus tints on the nipples.
very similar to Emmy Rossum's
Good call but I think they'll be a few shades lighter, she's not as swarthy as Rossum.
Nice
Same color as her lips
israelite so brown of course
That's not how anything works.
Definitely pink
So no pussy?
I'm disappointed.
Film is apparently really good, similar tone to Uncut Gems.
Yeah but is there nudity from down low?
frick
Looks like a breakout role for her at last.
Mikey?
That's right.
giwtwm
>no social media whatsoever
>no public presence
>only glimpses of her outside of promotional events for films is through friends' social media occasionally featuring her in group shots
This girl's a GHOST
....face
shes so pretty, id like to see more of her
Well she is pretty pale
Very
brutal.
Short b***hes club
Is that Johnny Depp?
No it's a handbag
Pamela is still so fricking cute at her age
I like her daughter Gideon more the others are cute too
Good. Most stars stay private. The ones posting on social media all the time always fizzle out
People who know her have stated she's pretty shy irl and mostly keeps to herself.
THERE IS A GOD
Damn, she's sexy
neat
She's so private, it makes me wanna know more about her.
What do you guys think she's like sexually? Quiet and shy, secretly freaky?
frick yea
giwtwm
no socials either means shes insecure and shy (which she shouldnt, shes gorgeous) OR she just doesnt give a frick since she gets roles either way
She's a serial murderer [of hearts (with knives)]
Loving yet daring
Nice
She has a nice demeanor
She's gonna outshine Mia Goth as the quirked up pale girl. Very special glow
But with eyebrows
>she's cuter in movement than stills
such power.
She has a big mouth
And that's a good thing
She is so striking in QT but what an annoying character
4U
for chew
my israelitefu
That's a man.
Finally, it feels like it's been years since I saw her in something
sexo
cute
every time ihe laughs in this webm in my head i can hear his stilted autistic ha-ha-ha-ha
Omg, she's better than Spaeny + everyone else spammed on Cinemaphile. QT has great eye:
Hey what's with the random shot at Cailee?
she's ugly.
wrong
No she very clearly isn't. What's the point of this?
she literally played a boy on tv
pedophile producers saw her and thought that she was too ugly to even be a girl
madsen clears
That's probably what's her face still mad because I posted:
ipsqueak, pipe down
You ain't in no big 3.
Emma got you wiped down, Cailee got you wiped down, Millie got you wiped down...
my favorite current bbc sleeve
>Sean Baker
dropped
I don't get it.
He's a fricking homosexual and the movie is fake-edgy pro-heckin' wholesome sex work propaganda.
Who gives a fricking shit? I'm not paying to watch it, I'm looking at stills and scenes of this prostitute naked.
You're the reason the West has fallen.
She was in danger of getting typecast as a crazy villain after Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Scream 5, smart to branch out.
I enjoy
me cleverly disguised as a cup
I love it
I hear she shows her gaping butthole. Just spreads it directly into the camera for several straight minutes.
Very brave, she'll be seen as a trailblazer.
For real? We're so back.
Hapa women are next level beauty.
She's faux-hapa. Imitation hapa.
How do I get a qt israeli gf? I am uncut, is that a dealbreaker?
If you got with a more "Orthodox" one who is dedicated to Judaism then she might make you convert in order to be together, and if you do that then I think they'd make you get cut.
There are plenty of israeliteesses that aren't super religious and probably wouldn't make you though.
adult circumcision is required on your wedding night, a rabbi does it.
>co-star Mark Edelsteyn
fifth film in a row about sex workers and all of them are kinos. Sean Baker is the basedest director working right now
Suicide postponed.
She seems nervous
See
It's the trafficking aesthetic.
She either looks like a lamb or a lion, no in-between
bros, I really want to stand behind her and squeeze her milky white breasts
Is she Asian?
who cares
israeli
i would 100% fall for a cult...
What do you think a conversation between these three would be like?
Vapid and bereft of any value to the eavesdropper
The pic that broke Cinemaphile
It's pretty close between Maragaret and Mikey, but for me it's Margaret. Sydney is admittedly also pretty cool based on her car tiktoks.
True
Wtf. He won
the coom sesh is about to go crazy
there's no way she's pure israeli.
looks kinda asian.. unno
DAMNED GOOD NEWS
GIMME NOW
SCREENSHOTS
OH LAWD
post it here otherwise I'm not making an effort beyond commenting in this thread
It just premiered at Cannes today
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/anora
alrighty
oh god! also waiting for the new demi moore movie.
Isn't she a little old?
BIG WHITE wiener
I only watch movies with female nudity
so news outta Cannes
>Emma Stone nude all over Lanthimos's next film again
>Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley full frontal in another
>Mikey Madison nude debut in another
when will they start scissoring in my kinos?
You forgot
>Hunter Schafer frontal in the same film as Emma Stone
I wish I could forget that
I feel like having scenes dong out is gonna make his IMMA WOMAN thing look really stupid
>Sean Baker
kino
Can you still hate israelites but want to creampie her and raise little goy wranglers
she have kino voice
she has this psycho vibe like Mia Goth, you can see why Tarantula casted her to be Manson family
I suspect it will get more attractive as she gets older, she has that kind of huskiness
She better... I have high hopes for her. Don't disappoint me
i'm actually looking forward to this movie. finally she has a lead role
based Bobby Hill knowing her ass is amazing
Mikey is only 5'3" so Bobby Hill must be like four feet something
kino
I've only seen girls wear those head things in the 90s
bandanas? sometimes i see hipster girls wear them now
Nevermind I was thinking of something else. More like a hairband with a kerchief attached to it.
anyone ever watch this show? I like Pamela Adlon a lot so i might give it a shot
No but I downloaded an episode of it where she does ballet but then forgot to scan through it for webm worthy scenes. I should get round to that.
it would be appreciated. not sure if the two i've posted are from the show or what
i'm glad that Mikey is getting bigger roles and not being set on fire again
They are.
surprised Pamela didn't have her daughters in it at all. unless it's based on them. they're all fricking hot, especially Gideon
yeah i watched it because of her work on louie and wanted a mommy version of that stuff
it's good, but it's practically plotless and just follows the mom around dealing with her absolutely shit-tier daughters
I think she's real cute, real cute.
Any posts of what is actually seen? I know it was the premiere the other night and she plays a stripper
Enjoy while it lasts folks, she has the israelite witch phenotype, will age the same way as Sarah Michelle Gellar.
That's just the way I like it.
kinotype
Better to burn out than fade away
Neil Young is a great example of this himself
Cope harder, Neil is based and Rogan is still a neandertal moron
cope. he's a blown-out boomer.
Just like all boomer "rebels"; a total homosexual fraud
eh, why pick on a 75 year old weirdo who spent his life playing music? he can be a nut it's fine. I like his guitar noises.
i liked the part in Scream where she held the knife up and started making the Psycho music sounds. anyone have a webm of that?
I got a gif
thanks anon. she's cute for a psychopath
Oh no, big-eyed, black-haired, pale-skinned qt. Please don't kill me. That would be so awful.
>big-eyed
>black-haired
>pale-skin
literally my type
>tfw you'll never have a High School girl fall in love with you over your shared love of a slasher franchise and make her into your murder attack dog in your ridiculous plot to revitalize said franchise with another murder spree
she looks like ezra miller
Valid
she cute
>mikey
That a trap?
mikeyyyyy
what a random ass photo shoot. was this for Once Upon a Time? Kevin Smith's daughter looks like that famous pornstar
It was
who is the other brunette thats not mikey or margaret?
i need to suck turds out of margaret's butthole
You know if you ask me, this Mikey is really rather attractive.
by golly you're on to something
Imagine being a woman
I would simply refuse to ever wear clothing
NOOOOO
I LOVED BER
NOW YOU WILL ALL SEE HER SHAME
NOOOOOO
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
i'm just happy she got a good role. i was worried her career was already tanking
based Sean Baker always getting people naked in his movies
I thought she was Asian when I saw her in once upon a time in Hollywood but it turns out she's just israeli.
I also thought Ezra Miller was a hapa. What's with these chinky israelites?
Implants are a dealbreaker.
Good thing she doesn't have any you moron
correct. she has sneaky bigger boobs than she lets on. kino
You are characteristically unstable and uninformed.
Says the moron who sees a girl with her breasts slightly pushed together in a fancy dress and automatically thinks "LE IMPLANTS!?".
fine I will ejaculate to her nude body hollywood
update
I couldn't wait and jerk offd to OPs pic of her
weak
it'll only dilute you ahead of the film
I love weird looking girls so much is unreal. This one looks like a platypus, a mix of all different human races put together.
im so mad she is not asian or mexican
Alright guys got a little game for you, Mikey's gonna let you do only one thing to her and then never talk to you again, do you frick her, lick her pussy, lick her butthole, frick her mouth, what?
Personally I'm gonna lick her pussy.
She's quite smol
good looking future rape victim
lowkey she kinda ugly
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'd kill for those eyes.
Good news.
From Hershlag to Mickey, why do I keep falling for the israeliteess when Israel Bad?
lips
Link
name me a pornstar that looks like her
She is pure sex, what the frick.
Bro what. Who is this?
what up sean
cucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would approach and grab her bag, then run away
pale
her bf doesnt know hes getting cucked
Good, I have a thing for her.
I would like to see her naked and covered in the blood of her enemies
Hol up, is that the one FOTM indie waifu? I only watched her in one shitty movie that got shilled here and I can't even remember what it was called.
pastport photo heading to france