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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No snow bunny Gwen T_T

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It feels good to make BBC fetishists cry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just because the relationship isn't romantic doesn't mean he's not fricking her. You think nogs are capable of love?

        Like, for other human beings. And actual love, not the horrific facsimile they 'feel' for fried chicken and gibs they call 'love.'

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gwen should be a lesbian and miles should be gay
    LGBT need more representation
    Especially for African American teenagers who have trouble coming out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Something I really liked about the Alternate Universe cut is the implication there were two Gwens - Spider Gwen, and a regular Gwen in Mile's own universe. If they had kept that, and made it so Spider Gwen emboldens Miles to pursue a relationship with regular Gwen, I would have been okay with that, and it would sidestep some logistic problems of interdimensional dating.

      Or better yet, just no romance at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And then he gets with Peter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        White men are oppressive and problematic. We don’t want them representing the LGBTQ+ community.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Make all the minorities queer and the whites straight? I'm down for that

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We know they’re getting together in the end, or in the next part… I genuinely don’t know how they’re splitting it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Something I really liked about the Alternate Universe cut is the implication there were two Gwens - Spider Gwen, and a regular Gwen in Mile's own universe. If they had kept that, and made it so Spider Gwen emboldens Miles to pursue a relationship with regular Gwen, I would have been okay with that, and it would sidestep some logistic problems of interdimensional dating.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and made it so Spider Gwen emboldens Miles to pursue a relationship with regular Gwen, I would have been okay with that, and it would sidestep some logistic problems of interdimensional dating.
      I was surprised the first one didn't end with miles meeting his gwen and having that courage, i thought thats where it was going too.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BBC bros…did we just lose?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      See

      We already know they won’t hook up in Across the Spider-Verse but will be banging each other by Beyond the Spider-Verse

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like it way all in your race obsessed head to begin with.
    Same reason why you can't have a white woman in frame with a dog without some motherfricker going "YOU JUST KNOW"

    The problem is you. It was always you, and it will always be you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And you know, the fact that they confirmed there's going to be a romantic relationship between them multiple times in interviews

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good that means I can have Gwen to myself. Sexually.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Spider-besties
    My bf and I call each other besties all the time lawl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You call each other spiders?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We already know they won’t hook up in Across the Spider-Verse but will be banging each other by Beyond the Spider-Verse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Beyond the Spider-Verse
      Cancelled because no one went to see the Spider-Slop sequel written by the WW84 writer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sub 400 million BO run
    >people expect the sequel to be a success when it’s got a bigger budget

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Miles is too good to be with a woman drenched in gobbo semen. Peter is the only who's into bawds and being cucked

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Miles Morales gay and nonbinary

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    well at least the plot won't be about romance so that's a good sign already, can't wait to see it

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good, Osborn remains uncucked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >zyklon-enhanced Gobby wiener

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this was retconned away

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More like ret-cope'd.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean if they were they aren’t going to say it in a teaser

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They said it in an interview

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If a woman you're attracted to you friendzones you, just dump her. She's a worthless waste of your time and emotions. Absolutely no reason to have her stick around.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still not paying for it

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make black not-spiderman
    >take spiderman's old dead love interest
    >make new version of aforementioned love interest for not-black spiderman rather than just creating a new character
    capeshit is so moronic.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hailee's face when the question of Miles + Gwen's relationship will be in the new movie happened during the Q & A.

    Yeah, we're getting nothing less then on screen penetration. Gwiles always wins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Autismanon..

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    outside of the race angle, why is Miles/Gwen pushed so hard when no one wants it? It's such a weird thing
    >topic gets brought up with redditors
    >everyone thinks it's weird
    >the few actual Gwengays never talk about it and if a love interest is brought up, they're more likely to talk about Peter
    >outisde of the weird Bendis story, the character barely interact and Miles' writers are more interested in pairing him up with women he actually talks to on a regular basis
    >they keep getting variant covers that are sometimes suggestive, but no one has actually talked about pairing them up
    >cosplaygays pose with Peter because Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield hit the doomed romance angle well and normies think every Gwen should be Spider-Gwen
    >very little fanfic, most of Miles' pairings are with Peter (same with Gwen)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're a man and a woman that interact with each other. That's all it takes for shipping to happens.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Except no one actually ships them outside of blackedgays and Bendis.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because of that subhuman Bendis self-inserting into his works.

          Real talk: Miles and Gwen wouldn't work out anyway. Have you ever seen a long distance relationship that successfully worked out? And that's when both people live in the same universe. Miles and Gwen's relationship would be as long distance as you can get without also throwing time travel into the mix.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because of that subhuman Bendis self-inserting into his works.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ridiculous, everyone knows Bendis inserts as Luke Cage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo the post. Not a single point you made is true.
      Literally the only people opposed are butthurt Parker fans mad he didn't get another disposable love interest to play with before discarding her 3 months later for MJ/Felicia again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >can't refute anything
        >"I know I'll just call him a schizo"
        lmao Bendis are you that desperate

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Let Miles remain wholesome, and keep him far away from Peter and the disgusting cuckoldry shit that happens in his comics

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gwen pussy is for Big Goblin wiener.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good then he can get with Peni_

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kamala sees this as an absolute win.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kamala only likes Peter, Sam, or young Scott.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >doubt

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All girls hate mentions of other women. It isn't a matter of romantic interest.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’ll teach those degenerate shippers.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bestie
    Worse then the friend zone.

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