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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, c**t.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy working 9-5 and living with catpiss you moronic c**t.

      they were told they could be anything they wanted when they grew up and they decided to become prostitutes.

      Oh no society will be so bad if women have to take care of their looks and take care of the home and take care of their husband,
      we must vigorously insist upon them that they all become ugly wageslaving prostitutes because one or two wanted the option.

      Shut the frick up, Lisa.

      This episode always felt weird, since Barbie was in a fairy tale phase back then.

      Don’t let your bitterness take away from the context of this scene. Men don’t have it good. Women don’t have it good. They want you to fight among yourselves. Don’t let the psyop trick you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who are they?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          probably da jooz

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The guys upstairs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The powers that be. The people who control our country.
          Trust me: having us divided against oursleves is VERY MUCH within their interests. Regardless of whether they're israeli, as

          probably da jooz

          would suggest.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who else? Major League Baseball!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was making a joke, but alright.
        no one hates women more than women hate women.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          found out in 2016. whoops, most women who weren't dyke lesbians didn't regard Hillary Clinton as a stronk girlboss hero.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        politically it's women who are moving further left while men stay center. If anyone's to blame it's feminism

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's a minority of urban Democrat voting women with useless college degrees

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Women are the ones stopping the insane republican right from utter idiocy
          >white women are still blamed for voting for Trump

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            white women are a demonstrably republican voting block

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >white women are a demonstrably republican voting block
              them that votes Democrat are also usually dykes not normie women

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pfft HAHAHAHA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Japan and S. Korea are as far away from feminism as civilized countries can be and yet their birth rates are the worst in the world. Turns out ruthless corporate culture and institutional coomerism are worse for civilization than feminism is.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >South Korea
            >not feminist
            They literally got taken over by a feminist death cult which is redundant to say but I digress

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              regardless of random recent news, S. Korea is incredibly patriarchal and anti feminist

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >regardless of reality and objective evidence, I am correct

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No? The recent news concern very niche political areas and are not widespread at all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he recent news concern
                the recent news concern a frog
                him name hopsin green frog

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                guys i found him
                look, he's even got the little white contacts.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pfft HAHAHAHAA

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Japan and S. Korea are as far away from feminism as civilized countries can be
            pfft hahahahaha

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Women don't have it good
        Because they refuse to submit to men. That's all they need to do.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And men refuse to submit to God. Submissive doesn’t mean weak, we all have our masters, it’s just that money’s a big one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Because they refuse to submit to men. That's all they need to do.
          Would you stay at a job if your boss sucked shit and couldn't delegate effectively?
          This submission fantasy won't happen because your kind are bad leaders, and bad leaders aren't respected.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here comes the white knight
        > actually moronic prostitutes that ruined there lives dont have it good either chud
        we know moronic, but the really chose to do it to themselves while lecturing anyone who tried to give them the hint that being a prostitute in the large city isnt a good way to spend your most productive years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The context of the scene is "I am Lisa Simpson and others should change their ways to please me"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only person saying there was one way was Lisa herself
        You shouldn't need 40 years of monotonous, repetitive, emotionless tasks to make you realize there's more to a good person than work ethic alone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everything is le psyop
        Nah bro
        Bitches be crazy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...but men regularly use these insult angles all the time. There's unlimited threads here of dudes calling each other gays or incels. Idk how these are supposed to be feminine insults.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I call my friends homosexuals and incels all the time. it's just funny.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oft coming from dykes lol.

          ...but men regularly use these insult angles all the time. There's unlimited threads here of dudes calling each other gays or incels. Idk how these are supposed to be feminine insults.

          It's always simps and creepy women LARPing as men doing it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You like putting your dick inside other men

          go back to twitter if you don't like gay jokes. you shouldn't pretend it's based to whine about them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don’t let your bitterness take away from the context of this scene. Men don’t have it good. Women don’t have it good. They want you to fight among yourselves. Don’t let the psyop trick you
        This anon gets it!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      U mad bro?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy working 9-5 and living with catpiss you moronic c**t.

      they were told they could be anything they wanted when they grew up and they decided to become prostitutes.

      Oh no society will be so bad if women have to take care of their looks and take care of the home and take care of their husband,
      we must vigorously insist upon them that they all become ugly wageslaving prostitutes because one or two wanted the option.

      Shut the frick up, Lisa.

      Bear.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tree.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        danger

        Tree.

        shelter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Be-ACK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa BTFO

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy working 9-5 and living with catpiss you moronic c**t.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's much better to be working 24/7 for a bald fat and ugly man who hates you and controls all the money and lords it over you when you ask him to put his laundry in the basket instead of on the floor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically YES

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit, I meant NO, sorry for being rarted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy working 9-5 and living with catpiss you moronic c**t.

        stay at home wives are leeches. zero work at all. Men created all kinds of appliances to make it so easy anyone could do it AS WELL as work a 9-5

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's the one with the actual job.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no wonder he's fat and bald when he has to work a real job and come home to that lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can litterally divorce her and she can get a damned job.
        .he can use the money he's wasting on her to take care of himself.
        And believe me, he can hire part time maids cooks and the occasional escort and come out better financially.

        BUT DA KIDS
        The kids are a burden aren't they? Put them up for adoption then.

        Hes not fat and bald and stingy with mon ey because it's a choice. He's fat and bald because he has a soul draining job, a b***hy ungrateful wife and two kids who are just as bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, but he loves you too and you have a few beautiful children with him that can do better.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they were told they could be anything they wanted when they grew up and they decided to become prostitutes.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no society will be so bad if women have to take care of their looks and take care of the home and take care of their husband,
    we must vigorously insist upon them that they all become ugly wageslaving prostitutes because one or two wanted the option.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie wasn't promoting le based wholesome trad wife lifestyle. She was promoting a consoomer golddigger prostitute lifestyle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't men become stay at home trophy dads who are financial dependent on their ugly wives? Why don't men take care of themselves and actually try to attract women? Men should be hitting the gym and watching their weight if they want to snag a good woman who, if their lucky, will grant them a child, since men really only exist to sire offspring. Men don't even want higher education and it's been shown women just make better politicians and doctors and teachers etc. and since men are dumb but strong the only jobs they are suited for are simple physical labour under female management

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and it's been shown women just make better politicians and doctors and teachers etc.
        HA HA HA HA HA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why don't men become stay at home trophy dads who are financial dependent on their ugly wives?
        That'd be awesome. Unfortunately women are only attracted to men who can out do them at everything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's been shown women just make better politicians and doctors and teachers etc.

        Hol' up hol' up right there homie.
        The reason women appear more and more in those positions has nothing to do with their ability.
        The reason is that the fact that BECAUSE women appear in those positions, they no longer hold any value to men, and thus men no longer pursue them. Any job a woman can do is "b***h work" and inherently worthless in a man's eyes. Which leads to more women entering and the cycle reinforces itself.
        Currently the only valid "job" for a man is billionaire. There are no women billionaires who didn't inherit their fortune. Thus being a billionaire is not b***h work.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >women are taking positions of power because the presence of women taints positions of power
          >logical conclusion of "ladder theory"
          .

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why don't men become stay at home trophy dads who are financial dependent on their ugly wives?
        Most dudes fricking wish that was an option, modern men have to compete just to get the ugly women in the first place lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're assuming women would be up for that arrangement. they already consider men who make less than 100k a year undateable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely bc women are physically unfit for most jobs that bring actual economic produce into existence.
        96% of all trades people are men and this hasn't changed with the advent of feminism.
        Women all "work" in service where they need a pretty face to man the counter, or at fluff corpo jobs.
        Anything that's actually about anything is wildly outside of their grasp.

        Prove me wrong and go work on an assembly line LOL.
        You should be glad you're a woman because you can't or, don't have to do all of this dumb bullshit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know women used to work factory jobs during industrialization right? They can do the assembly work, but it devalues male labor and is therefore bad for society.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didn't women historically work in a lot of factory jobs and still do in Third World sewing your sweatshirt?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know women used to work factory jobs during industrialization right? They can do the assembly work, but it devalues male labor and is therefore bad for society.

            Women were actually preferred for line work as they worked for less money and were a more docile labor force that won't cause employers problems.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nta but can you cite a source for this and not just intuition? That and the whole 'women were seen as docile' is moronic since there was an entire cottage industry around 'calm that b***h down' medicine.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                History of women's labor in the US
                https://www.khanacademy.org/humanities/us-history/the-early-republic/culture-and-reform/a/women-in-the-workplace-and-household

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They used women to break up labor movements. Just like how corporations and farmers today import illegals to undercut the value of your labor.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's actually not the farmers doing this. The vast majority of ag work is automated and machine done nowadays. Everything from spraying, planting, and harvesting is done with machines. The illegal labor is almost entirely in construction, road management, and meat processing. Your local elected city zoning board (and their brother in law the local constractor) has hired more illegals this month than a farmer will in their entire life time.The whole "no illegs = no food" thing is plyed by redditors, and is based on racist steretypes from the 50s.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh and DEI quotas are just a scam corporations run to get more women workers for the reasons you cited

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you can also require them to frick you if they want to keep their job

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not t an exclusively female problem as abuse if power by people in power is under versal. But with me too women don't have to worry about it anymore.

                Problem is no man will approach them and troublemakers are fired/not hired anymore no matter how good they are at their job.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God I cant even imagine this. I work in management and the amount of toxic gossip and dumb shit by women is several times more crushing than what the men do. At worst men are lazy. Women are actively toxic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Genuinely bc women are physically unfit for most jobs that bring actual economic produce into existence.
          You cannot be this mentally moronic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Desperation to fill factories with workers means women were good at these jobs
            You're not helping your argument.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Claims women are physically unfit to do factory job
              >Easily rebutted cos argument is moronic
              >Resort to random alternative claim
              Brilliant anon, just brilliant

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't claim anything, I just got here. I don't give a shit about your gender politics, it was just a poorly formed argument. it's like a hospital running low on nurses and just grabbing who they can, doesn't mean they're fit for the job. not sure why I'm even arguing with shitposters.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anons argument is that women are unfit for the job, I showed an example of women doing the job meaning that they clearly are fit for it. Desperation is an additional unproven claim since in many cases of ww2 it wasnt a lack of men that drew women into factories but the expanding industry not being covered by the existing men. The assumption that they are only getting the job due to employer desperation is a completely external claim with no proof to it whatsoever.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                personally, women would've served better fighting in the infantry I mean lookat the soviet snipers. just make 3/4s of the US Army infantry into female divisions and let the men do the factory work

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >personally, women would've served better fighting in the infantry
                t. has never been in the military and is totally uninformed about what it's like being a combat soldier and what the job entails

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah, they'd do fine. just give them a gun and let them get shit done. girl power.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but try lugging 60 pounds of gear around Afghanistan on a hot day with women's more complex hygiene needs and then get ambushed by jihadis and Miss Stronk Woman is taken prisoner and repeatedly raped.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that sounds frickin' hot.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks Jihadis could stand being around an American woman for more than ten seconds
                could've won the war if we just sent women to yap at them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are useful roles women can serve in support and logistics but they absolutely are not suited for combat.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah, they'll do fine in a firefight, don't be a misogynist

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There are useful roles women can serve in support and logistics
                and food

                >mAnginas
                Only the FIRST letter is capitalized in anagrams.
                >TRYHARD!

                >TRYHARD!
                first off, waste of trips.

                secondly, i wasn't gonna say that, what i was about to say was more along the lines of "i say, boy, i say, that's a joke, son"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're going to go the "bomb thread with porn" route, you should probably go all in and just do wiener vore or something.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                women have been working in factories since the very beginning. The textile industry was pretty female heavy and historically women have always worked alongside their husbands in whatever work they were doing. A farmer's wife is a farmer, a butcher's wife also butchers etc. The american suburban housewife is a 50s fantasy. Households generally dont make enough money for the wife to be a full time homemaker.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you telling me this, sonny? none of that was pertinent to my post.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's more complicated than that. Averaged out, in the 1950s approximately 50% of women worked some kind of wage earning job with roughly 1/3rd of women being full time employees. However, this undercounts women who are self-employed or getting paid under the table. On the other hand breaking it down by age cohort puts the number of employed women at upwards of 80% in the late teens to early 20s followed by a massive drop in the mid to late 20s which progressively recovers until they reach retirement age. The drop correlates to the average age of marriage and birth of first child and the recovery at the average age a child begins attending school. So it's not incorrect to say that women were homemakers but it should be clarified that for the majority of homemakers it was a temporary situation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1/4th should be the highest ratio of soldier women, proportionate to the few genetic variance decides are suitable

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not as bad as some Cinemaphiletard I saw claim "women can't steady a gun". Culture war rot has damaged everyone, they're not literally weaker than ants for frick's sake

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the percentage of women in politics, medicine and academia is strongly inversely correlated with the quality of a country's government, healthcare and education. I would never go under surgery or let a loved one go under surgery if I knew a vegana was the one operating.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          women in medicine are useful for dealing with women-specific problems like obstetrics although most of the rest...yeah

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >about to go into surgery
          >the head surgeon is a woman
          AAAAHH, SAVE ME RAJEESH!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that would require women to date someone from a lower socioeconomic class which no women has ever done or will ever do, in fact the modern misery of women stems form the fact that increasing their wages means they are less ~~*high value*~~ males to go around and they still have to compete with women from lower economic brackets haha

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > it's been shown women just make better politicians and doctors and teachers etc.
        well this just isnt true is it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking loser and you will die barren and alone.

        Either at the hands of her girlfriend, her own, or she'll end up like the israelite broad who was mauled by the dogs she tried to frick.

        Women will choose bears after all right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking loser and you will die barren and alone.

        Either at the hands of her girlfriend, her own, or she'll end up like the israelite broad who was mauled by the dogs she tried to frick.

        Women will choose bears after all right?

        YOU TWO FRICK ALREADY

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WHY CANT MY SHIP BE CANON

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i do ship the raging feminist and the autistic misogynist why do you ask?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That you are a sick autismo that needs to be locked?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why don't men become stay at home trophy dads who are financial dependent on their ugly wives?
        Because most women do not find that attractive

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most men dont' care what most women think.
          Only the hot and the easily fricked ones.

          OH NOES A PASSED AROUND FUTURE SPINSTER WITH A BIG HUMPY DOG AND NO MAN DOESNT LIKE ME!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im trying dude, there's a hundred times more men into recieving that than women willing to provide it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why don't men become stay at home trophy dads who are financial dependent on their ugly wives?
        Some do? I dont understand your question.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why don't men take care of themselves and actually try to attract women?
        Most men do. But Females arent attracted to that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why not male trophy dads

        BECAUSE WOMEN DON'T WANT THAT.

        THERE ARE NO RELATIONSHIPS THAT BEGIN WITH AN AGREEMENT ABOUT THE WOMAN BEING A BREADWINNER!!!!

        I WOULD BE A SUPERB FATHER BUT WOMEN WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE MORE MONEY THEN THEM. YOU CAN EVEN LOOK AT PROFESSIONAL WOMEN WITH HIGHER SALARIES. THEY WILL SEEK OUT MEN WHO MAKE EVEN MORE MONEY THAN THEY DO. THERE WAS A STUDY ABOUT DOCTORS ABOUT THIS. FEMALE DOCTORS WE HALF OR LESS THAN HALF AS LIKELY TO DATE OR MARRY A MAN THAT MADE LESS THAN THEM!

        EVEN WHEN WOMEN ARE MIDDLE CLASS OR HIGHER, THEY STILL TRY TO DO HYPERGAMY SHIT!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being pretty is a privilege and having a home and husband are luxuries. Its not about wanting to be ugly wage slaves. But also a lotta women are gonna BE Ugly wage slaves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know that before the feminist movement, about 50k were lobotomized in a decade, and a lot of other ones were drugged out on lithium and valium.
      These weren't really good times.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up, Lisa.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This episode always felt weird, since Barbie was in a fairy tale phase back then.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This episode always felt weird, since Barbie was in a fairy tale phase back then.
      animation takes a long time to produce.

      a few years prior, there was a talking Barbie doll, and one of the stock phrases was "Math class is hard!" and rather than take it as commiserating with children on a challenging subject, some parents took it as role-modeling surrender to their daughters, and started a media shitstorm. This was much harder to do before Twitter, but the baby boomer generation was parenting at the time.

      now that it's 30 years later everyone's had lots of time to come up with an explanation for how this justifies their current 2020s political framework, depending on whether you view boomer moms in the 1990s as representing feminism or conservatism. I'm just grateful they eventually moved on from the Satanic Panic they were drumming up a few years earlier.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a few years prior, there was a talking Barbie doll, and one of the stock phrases was "Math class is hard!" and rather than take it as commiserating with children on a challenging subject, some parents took it as role-modeling surrender to their daughters, and started a media shitstorm. This was much harder to do before Twitter, but the baby boomer generation was parenting at the time.
        You wouldn't see boys' toys talking about how math class is hard, because I guess all boys were good at math.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boy's toys involve fantastical scenarios or appealing adult jobs, not normal-ass school.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Satanic Panic they were drumming up a few years earlier
        I mean I get what you mean there in regards to the broader picture, but what initially started the panic in the first place regarding the children being used for rituals at schools never being fully addressed despite documented evidence of it is insanity in and of itself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rofl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the Satanic Panic
        ...
        That's not a panic.
        We were being made aware of the child sex slavey and sacrifices aka murders going on.
        Ask about the caves under that preschool and the feds concluding nothing happened before bulldozing everything before anymore pictures and deeper looks into the catacombs could be done.

        It's real.
        It's a thing
        It's still happening.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Math class is hard
        >so let’s study together
        THIS WAS SUCH AN EASY FIX, THESE FRICKERS WANT CONTROVERSY

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, when you put it that way, it IS that easy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Math class is hard!"

        My mother would concur with this statement and she's a literal math teacher

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best episodes of the Simpsons are ones where the story was timeless. The worst are the ones trying to be topical.

      I'll always appreciate Conan and Swartzwelder the most for being enamored with anachronism. They injected jokes and references from bygone eras into the Simpsons, it created a sort of bizarre juxtaposition between modern, dated and extremely dated to the point of absurdity in the Simpsons. It's a severely underappreciated aspect of the Simpsons.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Examples?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Timeless: Bart struggling to pass a test and worrying about being held back.
          Timelocked: Homer discovering the world wide web.
          Deliberate Anachronism: everything Burns says.

          I had been thinking that The Simpsons is "spritually" set in the 1960s:

          -Marge's beehive hairdo
          -Marge+Lisa's peral necklaces
          -Lisa wearing a one-piece dress
          -Bart's favorite pop-culture figure is a clown who has a variety TV show with a live audience which sometimes plays cartoons
          -Homer's job is an ironic play on the glamorous, futurisitc atmosphere around nuclear power until hippies paid by the KGB ruined it

          Absolutely, it was essentially a group of 30 and 40-year old writers in the 90's parodying sitcoms from the 70's and 80's through the lense of their own childhoods in the 50's and 60's.

          It's dated in the sense that you know what they're referencing is often from bygone eras but it was pop culture that had stood the test of time. Movies that had stayed popular for 50+ years like Casablanca and Citizen Kane, and not some ephemeral nonsense like Ke$ha or Supremes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some of the writers like John Swartzwelder were older but a lot of them were 20-something Gen Xers whose childhoods happened more in the 70s. Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein were born in 1966 when Swartzwelder was in high school.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's why I specifically mentioned Swartzwelder in

              The best episodes of the Simpsons are ones where the story was timeless. The worst are the ones trying to be topical.

              I'll always appreciate Conan and Swartzwelder the most for being enamored with anachronism. They injected jokes and references from bygone eras into the Simpsons, it created a sort of bizarre juxtaposition between modern, dated and extremely dated to the point of absurdity in the Simpsons. It's a severely underappreciated aspect of the Simpsons.

              as I think his influence was what pulled some of the younger writers into a more timeless perspective.

              You also have to consider the fact that even Gen-X writers were influenced by pop culture that inherently had a much longer "shelf life" than modern pop culture. The reason being the lack of choice. There were fewer channels on tv, fewer movies in theater, fewer musicians given a podium, news was limited to a few channels and a few papers. Things that managed to capture the cultural zeitgeist in the 50's, 60's, and 70's stayed at the top for much longer and were harder to displace. Nowadays the old "15 minutes of fame" is a lifetime compared to what most get. The internet churns through stars like flushing a toilet. A movie from 6 months ago is already forgotten while our parents and grandparents were watching the same films and passing them onto each subsequent generation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Bart plot isn't timeless anymore given the sorry state of the education system

            >>Kids are passed automatically because teachers are told that failing kids cost the school funding since funding is tied to how many kids are cattle herded up the ladder grade-wise and graduated.

            are only held back these days if they are legit moronic and even then, they are held back only once and then forcibly moved to the next grade level, until they either get warehoused in all day shop classes off-campus, out of sight and out of mind or basically drop out of school, assuming their parents don't give a shit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is if you consider the educational system a distraction roadblock to actual success to begin with.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ke$ha
            Vivzieslop made her relevant again.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Timelocked: Homer discovering the world wide web
            An idiot spreads misinformation on on a website called "Mr X's webpage" so people will like him. Sounds pretty familiar.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That can be blamed to a large extent on Dave Mirkin who had a boner for social commentary episodes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lesson might be learned that Twitter posts disguised as Simpsons episodes don't age very well

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had been thinking that The Simpsons is "spritually" set in the 1960s:

        -Marge's beehive hairdo
        -Marge+Lisa's peral necklaces
        -Lisa wearing a one-piece dress
        -Bart's favorite pop-culture figure is a clown who has a variety TV show with a live audience which sometimes plays cartoons
        -Homer's job is an ironic play on the glamorous, futurisitc atmosphere around nuclear power until hippies paid by the KGB ruined it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >-Homer's job is an ironic play on the glamorous, futurisitc atmosphere around nuclear power until hippies paid by the KGB ruined it

          anyone ever consider that nuclear power has the reputation it has because its depiction on The Simpsons as dangerous and corrupt and causing three-eyed fish and oafs like Homer are in charge of safety and it's also how the town billionaire funds all his evil shit? and how seldom the fossil fuel industry appears in this universe?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When I used to listen to Harry Shearer's NPR show, he had a weekly segment where he b***hed about nuclear energy (specifically the waste.)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nuclear power isn't as bad as it's claimed.
              It's mostly seen or treated as bad becasue it's basically limitless free energy and I've seen talks that said that radiation isn't nearly as bad as claimed. Doesn't mean I'm going to go out and get irradiated though.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              dude is an old fricking OG hippie from the 60s and his politics haven't evolved at all since 1973

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They've mocked fossil fuels multiple times.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In reality it's just cartoon tropes that were still used at the time only to be made fun even in the later years, like Milhouse's parents looking similar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The talking Malibu Stacy episode was based off of an actual IRL controversy regarding Barbie

      Mattel just released a talking Barbie doll a year or two before the episode came out. The doll was crucified by feminists for having nothing but dribble as the toy's pre-recorded lines that it "spoke", including an infamous "Math Is Hard!" line that made feminist shit their pants with rage and hate.

      It got so bad that some feminists who worked in the toy industry, managed to sneak in the voice chips (which had the pre-recorded lines on them) from a Hasbro plant that were supposed to be used for a talking line of GI Joe figures, and got their friends at the Mattel plant making the talking Barbie figure, to put into their dolls to try and create a scandal and get the talking Barbie doll taken off the market due to Mattel using tech from a rival company (this is referenced in the episode with the Malibu Stacy doll which talked like Spider-Man).

      In the end, Mattel had to revise the voice chip to remove the "Math Is Hard!" line (creating a running change of the doll) then quietly retired it a couple of years later.

      • 4 weeks ago
        DoctorGreen

        >"Math Is Hard!" line that made feminist shit their pants with rage and hate
        Damn. I didn't know Feminists were Racist.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe the line was "Math class is tough", which doesn't even indicate that she does poorly with it, just that it's challenging.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Math class is tough
          Math is racist.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie was created ironically by a feminist israeli woman who believed in female empowerment and there were various flavors of career Barbies from early on.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie is a repurposed sex toy, anon. She and her friends and sisters are various flavours of frick.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This episode has a a hero and a villian. This villian is a business making products that people want to buy and the hero is a girl who explicity wants to dicate how others think and behave.

    This is justified by saying the business is braingwashing people to buy their prodcuts. To prove this it does a joke and acts as if it's an argument.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homer gulps his breakfest before running late to work and it's an episode-long story about how he doesn't appreciate Marge enough.

    Lisa tells Marge she's a disappointment for being a mother instead of having a job and it's treated as sage wisdom.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa deserves to be single forever.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act
    Because it is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If more women started Bobitting men wouldn't feel embolden to do this shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bobitting
        Wat?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some guy named Bobbit raped and beat his wife over the course of years. One day she cut his dick off with a kitchen knife. The media called her evil and a saint at the same time. As of now, pyschopaths use castration as a joke, while also becoming instant cry-bullies when the same violent rhetoric is used against them.
          Normal people don't tread into either camp.

          Anybody else find it ironic that the feminism movement fell apart when they wouldn't allow men LARPing into they're exclusive club?
          You better allow yourself to share your space with men, or get labelled as part of the problem.
          Look at JK Rowling, she was universally loved by the leftist tumblr types, now admitting you like Harry Potter is like slapping on a swastika armband and declaring yourself a nazi.

          I used to be on tumblr in 2016. No one did that. The harry potter fandom was gay porn and sacrasm. No one worshipped Rowling. Same thing with Twilight. Gay porn 24/7, but everyone mocked the author.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Normal people don't tread into either camp.
            that's why i love not being normal and i love going into both
            >I used to be on tumblr
            that explains everything

            why do threads about Lisa episodes always turn into a shitfest?

            her presence seems like a black hole of intellect in this site, like someone brings up lisa simpsons and everyone turns into either basedcaked feminazis or roid rage meatheads.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Some guy named Bobbit raped and beat his wife over the course of years
            was that true? i heard he was just a normal dude or something

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Some guy named Bobbit raped and beat his wife over the course of years.
            You are mistaken, she thought (incorrectly) that he had cheated on him.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day, moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Some guy named Bobbit raped and beat his wife over the course of years.
            *Allegedly
            As in, didn't fricking happened.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If women started that en masse you'd see Islam in every state and women would actually understand what real oppression was

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now, that'd be funny to see.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you'd see Islam in every state
          and you'd like that, wouldn't you?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick no, are you moronic?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think the leap he made leaves clear he's moronic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO
          Men are too afraid of being pussy-banned to enforce anything resembling Islam in the west.
          They're fricking pathetic.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically enough, you could say the same towards Lisa herself.
    >Her "I know better" attitude despite being a pseudo intellectual
    >Her "I don't have any friends" despite acting like a total c**t when they don't agree with her
    >Her thinking she will be someone great at life without realizing that attitude is what gonna make her be an annoying and pretentious "great person"
    I could go on, but Lisa is pretty much the reason and inspiration of SJW and annoying women in the world.
    So yes, Lisa did end up making millions of girls that her actions and choices are the right way to act.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Her thinking she will be someone great at life without realizing that attitude is what gonna make her be an annoying and pretentious "great person"
      The show made her the fricking POTUS and I still think she’s the sane whiny brat she was at the beginning of the show by then.

      >I could go on, but Lisa is pretty much the reason and inspiration of SJW and annoying women in the world.
      So yes, Lisa did end up making millions of girls that her actions and choices are the right way to act.
      Do they cite her as a reference?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are you so angry about a woman losing money when she gets royalties from the company and wants for nothing? Plus it was her decision to follow around a 7 year old's idea so nobody to blame but herself.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else find it ironic that the feminism movement fell apart when they wouldn't allow men LARPing into they're exclusive club?
    You better allow yourself to share your space with men, or get labelled as part of the problem.
    Look at JK Rowling, she was universally loved by the leftist tumblr types, now admitting you like Harry Potter is like slapping on a swastika armband and declaring yourself a nazi.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she made the mistake of saying unrestricted Third World immigration to the UK was, well, bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone find it ironic that all the female "empowerment" movement has done is make a world where men aren't pressured into having families anymore? Either be a stud with endless pump and dumps or live a boring happy existence as a monk.

      Life is good for men who don't want kids or families. Women, no so much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only SJWs get mad if you like Harry Potter. Just don't have SJW friends.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the claim that nobody ever used He-Man for political controversy was quashed when the Gamergate 1.5 crowd decided to melt down over Kevin Smith's He-Man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a writing issue, the show simply was not good, especially compared to the DC 2010s He-Man comics.
        Adam's death is so anticlimatic compared to the comics version when Mumm-Ra stabbed him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the show that wasn't about He-Man but was called He-Man? That He-Man show?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give a boy a Batman action figure and he'll have Batman go around and beat people up. give a girl a Batman action figure and she'll have Batman go to the mall, go on a date with Barbie, have a tea party, etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have that lego screencap?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure it's comics and cartoons in this thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're discussing the fourteenth episode of the fifth season of the animated TV show The Simpsons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a problem in My Little Pony FiM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DON’T SAY IT DON’T THINK IT
      I can’t believe Pinkie canonically fricked

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHE WHAT

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SHE HAS A SON, b***h

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUT SHE'S GOT A NEW HAT

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leftoids invent a problem
    >invent a solution
    >salty when reality doesn't change in response

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mom. Whats hatewatch?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa would think that
      because she's a moronic c**t

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Boco

    I told you Joe, its over.

    Release me from your kung-fu grip.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is an 8 year old so opinionated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s being coached by a bunch of cat ladies to say stupid things.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so thats why i am lashing out against you stupid boy. And the show paints me in the right!

    God i hate this episode

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lisa thread
    >it's bottom of the barrel culture war shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bad plot that has good jokes strung on it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not sure i would call anons saying the same shit as always "good jokes"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What'ya expect? Apostle to return? We cant post anything good to the eye junnies dont like.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >apostle

        Thats a name i havent heard of.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >least favorite and most boring character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thread reflects the character.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boys toys: Soldiers, dinosaurs, transformers
    >Girls toys: every career under the sun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boys toys
      sorry, i wince anytime those two words are put together since 99% of morons don't know what else to rhyme with "boy"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, boy playthings

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CEOs: 25%
      >construction laborers: 4%
      guess which one feminists have a problem with

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Lisa have narcissistic personality disorder? never watched the simpsons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a way yes she does and always has.

      >Women are the ones stopping the insane republican right from utter idiocy
      >white women are still blamed for voting for Trump

      Women's biggest enemy is other women.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only time The Simpsons was ever woke during the golden age, in that it suggested differences between men and women are due to the influence of toys.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The women who speak out against this are almost always the ones who cannot live that life. A lot of women use feminism as a way to shit on other women who have the life they wished, so they work to strip that away. "If can't be happy, no one can" kind of mindset.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't get why this became a meme. It's just a simple feed and seed, nothing more. If you see something that shouldn't be here, you're the fricking problem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The two guys at the front have enough appeal for it

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sure we can all agree that this is the ideal family for The Simpsons. It removes all underperforming aspects, and seamlessly!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roy should be in it or graggle simpson.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a feminist!
    >ERM, YOU CANT LIVE YOUR LIFE THAT WAY, STUPID AIRHEADED WOMAN. YOU MUST GO INTO STEM AND WORK A CAREER YOU HATE FOR 60 HOURS A WEEK AND BE MISERABLE UNTIL YOURE BARREN IN YOUR 40s TO BE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WAMAN
    I hate the Simpsons

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S11E5

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick that doll.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes I see the file name typo
    already fixed

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Lisa got fricked. What would her dialogue be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm orgasming because I choose to. Not because you made me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably "i'm 8 fricking stop" and the sounds of sirens and cops beating yo ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Milhouse would know for sure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those two deserve each other

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Women complaining about men
    >Men complaining about women
    >Loneliness epidemic
    >Me and my aspd ass happy I never felt the need for human contact in my life

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How isn't it? Don't YOU want to live in the lap of luxury and not have to do anything for a living?
    >I-it's demeaning for women!
    Why?
    >Because... because it just is, okay? Women should work!
    Why is it good for women put all of their life force towards trying to prove themselves as equals? Why can't you just let people be happy?
    >BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY? SHUT UP!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just think of all the taxes you could pay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s all pride. Women nowadays have too many of it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >too many of it.
        >many
        ymb18tph

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grammar frick up, ok. Boomers do it all the time.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do threads about Lisa episodes always turn into a shitfest?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You say that like it's a B-A-A-A-D thing...!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      B-A-A-A-D is an acronym for b***h Ass mAnginas Assigned Dykes

      Thread reflects the character.

      >the character is mentally moronic so we should be as well

      Nuclear power isn't as bad as it's claimed.
      It's mostly seen or treated as bad becasue it's basically limitless free energy and I've seen talks that said that radiation isn't nearly as bad as claimed. Doesn't mean I'm going to go out and get irradiated though.

      >It's mostly seen or treated as bad becasue it's basically limitless free energy
      it's mostly treated as bad because it's a solution to climate change that actually works. and something that isn't slow and inefficient enough so that we can pretend "humans aren't doing enough we don't deserve freedom and rights"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mAnginas
        Only the FIRST letter is capitalized in anagrams.
        >TRYHARD!

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The irony is that, yes, that is exactly what women want. I know a plethora of women that hate the fact that they have to work and would gladly give up whatever rights they have so that they didn't have to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those women are morons. They'd still work. Women weren't NEETs before the times of temperance and Susan B. Anthony.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would the still work if they would give up their rights to be well taken care of house wives?

        Cause some women who have no choice and spinsters who traded their best years and even did a blood sacrifice/abortion to prove how much of a strong woman they are have to work?

        Loser b***hes/feminists want this for all women because they are inferior women and or lack the capability of capturing and helping her man and her achieve greatness with his job and in their social structure.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine blaming all your insecurities on a fricking toy

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is He-Man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, He-Man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never change, He-Man

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women work by comparison. In the 50s, their dating pool was the guys in school and within 5km of where they lived. Today their dating pool is literally global. You're competing against every Instagram chad, athlete, actor, hedge fund kid, etc... Women's expectation are like food prices during inflation once they go up, they're never going back down. Once they witness a single top 1% man in looks, it's over for every other man. None will ever be good enough again. This goes for every woman no matter how ugly fat, or old. If they're forced to settle due to economic reasons, they'll despise the man that took them, and will make his life a living hell for it. A woman can only be happy, by being with the best looking guy or highest status man available to her senses. Feminism ruined women sure, but the main culprit was mass communication and ease of travel, ie globalization. If you're in a big city, you're literally competing globally, not locally. If you're anywhere near average, you might as well be dead as a man. Your only hope is to live in the middle of bumfrick nowhere, or the third world, if you want a woman who's not waiting on a billionaire chad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.demoralization agents hoping to push men and women apart and help the depopulation agenda and destabalization of weatern world by just one more day.

      No. Those chads/jamals/miguels/chang thunderwangs have choice and know the power of filters, old pictures, and ai to make ugly ugly as frick women and men look like dimes.
      To those top men, 90% of women wouldn't even be worth using for sex.
      The other 10% are a case by case basis with most of them being part of the rotation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also this is nonsense. travel is expensive (especially in 2021 to present) and average Susie in East Cousinfrick, Indiana isn't going to just hop on a plane and meet up with Jan the stud soccer player from Belgium she saw online.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they hated him because he told the truth

    • 4 weeks ago
      DoctorGreen

      Your women sound israeli. are you american?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic considering she has a Malibu Stacy collection and what she evolved into.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    andrea davenport

    i hate moralistic b***hes like lisa but this is exactly the life i wish for

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitter ugly b***h who knows she can't land that kind of life trying to poison the well for other women.
    Or feminist indoctrination to brainwash women into seeing debtslavery and being a spinster and an adult with a job as some kind of feminist victory.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO WOMEN MUST WAGESLAVE THEIR ENTIRE LIVES IN TTHE NAME OF FEMINISM

    Lisa is genuinely the greatest satire commentary on liberals in media

  48. 4 weeks ago
    andrea davenport

    i'm so tired of not being a spoiled rich girl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that hit me right in the feels

      also i hate trannies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't bring myself to hate mentally ill people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        andrea davenport

        so...you hate me because i made you feel something? i do wish i was born a girl, but i'm only making the best of what i have. so where is this hate coming from? i could never be a real man anyways, i looked like a pooner.

        I can't bring myself to hate mentally ill people.

        this- i am mentally disabled, narcissistic, selfish, and not a particularly good person but i'm not like, malevolent, some people just get born different or have different traumas that form them into who they are

        [...]
        >233 more pos-ACK
        yeah just wait, here i have something to pass the time
        https://voca.ro/15ZBGHOLKvTQ

        ooh i like this, sounds like hopsin but i don't remember this song?

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The solution to all this bullshit, besides never letting women be exposed to television or pop culture, is to break women's legs and nursing them back to health. During that time they should be constantly reminded how easy it was to break their bones, how fragile their bodies are, how trivial it would be for a man to kill them, and how dependent they truly are on men to continue breathing, let alone keep the lifestyle they have. It should be impressed upon them that they should be grateful for everything they have, given that they only live at men's collective sufferance. It should be done during the teenage years, since that's when women begin developing their entitlement and c**ty selfish tendencies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      counterpoint: we should vore them

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Libtard

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile hates her because she's right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PEOPLE ARE LEGIT ANGRY AT MY THAT MEANS IM RIGHT AHYUCK

      Just admit you jerk off to her simp

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh nice, another ragebait thread in a sea of ragebait threads.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Lisa for her obsession to censor/change the status quo to her liking even if it means shitting on what the majority wants, instead of creating and offering people an alternative, or just accepting that other people aren't square vegan nerds like her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is Lisa's sole fricking objective/character trait for the past, like, 21-24 years of her character and it makes her incredibly fricking unlikable. Whenever Lisa has dialogue in a scene my enjoyment levels tank because I expect her to make a declaration, assert her stance to her parents who never stand in her fricking way or offer feeble verbal resistance which she'll dance around because
      >I'M SMARTER THAN DUMB HOMER, SIMPLE HOMEMAKER MARGE
      >I'm insecure and therefore need to not only be acknowledged but simply just be better than my brother at [thing]
      She's a petty c**t and writers have all but killed any interest I have in the character having any meaningful engagement with the cast. She's just an ideal machine and when she doesn't get her way she'll run off and cry and the episode will slow down so Marge can BLAH BLAH BLAH. I dislike Lisa and anti-funny character's like her immensely. She used to be a great staple of the family and contributed to the yucks.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god, b***h, then get another motherfricking toy. Holy shit shut the FRICK UP, Lisa. Be cute and lighthearted and feminine and find a boy who is your best fricking friend and is aesthetically pleasing and whose life goals and interests align with your own and make him your husband! Look to the example that your parents set. THAT'S what primarily children get their learned behavior on how to treat the opposite sex from not a motherfricking toy, dude. They'll see women in the media and take from their examples as well. But a fricking TOY? Get over yourself. And if you ever get this riled up over a toy in my presence or within my earshot then I'm taking that shit away from you.

    You were a lot more fricking fun when you went on adventures with Bart and behaved like a believable little girl as opposed to a shitty mouthpiece. I've always hated Lisa. I like characters like Francine Smith because they can 1:1 be swapped in for Stan in an A plot and still be funny. Entertaining shit happens to her in the same vein it would happen to Roger or Steve or Stan and she doesn't pull punches because she's stuck in a box. She can be gross or gored. When was the last time anything egregious happened to Marge or Lisa? The Treehouse of Horror goes the lightest on them in terms of violence every fricking year, its disgusting. They're too "sacred" whereas Macfarlane treats female characters as part of the rest of the cast as opposed to walling them off from certain bits so funny ideas don't have to be ran through multiple filters before involving one of the Simpsons women. And yeah I would wonder who the frick was in my eight year old's ear if she came up to me spewing furiously over such a nonexistent "issue" because she doesn't need that shit floating around in her head and I don't want to raise someone I won't like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Simpsons writers were always kind of cucks with female characters since Season 1

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah for real eat the women JUST FRICKING EAT THEM

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just a question though. what DO women taste like? everyone keeps saying they taste like chicken, but to me it seems more like a beef jerky sorta flavor.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LISA NEEDS BRACES

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy your woman a vacuum for her birthday

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay farmers

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >233 more pos-ACK
    yeah just wait, here i have something to pass the time
    https://voca.ro/15ZBGHOLKvTQ

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest thing, if that was literally happening and it worked, it’d be so fricking hot. Just every girl in America getting brainwashed by programming and toys to be a bimbo sexdoll and housewife giggling and thinking empty thoughts. Packaged and paired with men or sold in stores like Affairs and Trysts, waiting in plastic packaging for a Man to kiss and clean for. Completely mentally at peace with their roles and existence, no need for larger prizes or keep up a heirarchy, just loving their husband and their family and pretty pink shoes.

    Brb sadpanda

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Note to Cinemaphile. Never post a Lisa thread again.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good doll though. Didn't look like some cheapo dollar store junk.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to infer the real world fidelity based on a cartoon, but by all indication it wasn't inferior to a Malibu Stacy.
    I think that was the point. It didn't fail on its own merits. It was the rabid cult of consumerism.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, in real life it would have taken at least a year from initial idea to product on the shelf.
    You need to find a manufacturer, go back and forth on design and contracts, do prototyping, make the production molds, get boxes printed, etc.

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