>she Italian
My penis said to tell you he’s not interested anymore for some reason. I wanted to show her my uncut salami. Have her be all like >put it in, put it in, put it >IN!!
Then I can finish too quick and we’ll sing the uh-oh song together. >uh-oh, you blew your load! This is the uh-oh song, uh-oh!
I'm actively watching Ms Rachel with my twin 9mo Olds as I type this.
the number of times I've seen that skeleton man wearing a child's hoodie prancing around is wearing on me.
also it's cringe as fuck whenever they're all dancing and singing in public places. if I was walking through a park and saw four adults doing the hokie pokie, I would just think they're high on pcp and turn around.
I hate trannies but that tranny seems like the most normal person on the show.
sorry bro I made it. You're also enough of a homosexual to be sitting in front of a screen posting on Cinemaphile in a thread about a children's show.
If you have children of your own, I suggest finding the crayon you think tastes the best and suckling on that.
>subpar kids content.
clearly you havent seen videos of grown men playing with paw patrol toys or low quality childrens songs written by Bangladeshis that dont really rhyme
Some are bangers though >It's halloween night, not a soul in sight. I hear footsteps, who's that coming? >I see a witch! >Oh no!
My nephew is addicted to this show. Does this show have any brainwashing?
every kid is, my nephew is 15 months old and he can't take his eyes off whenever her show's on.
The worse is the non-binary chick who plays guitar, Jules. But they don’t really get into pronoun shit specifically.
Jules has cute feet though
when she walks like a crab
ew
Well obviously. She’s Rachel, from New York. Didn’t you see the snoz?
she's Italian
and she also has cute feet but you only see them when they go to the beach
>she Italian
My penis said to tell you he’s not interested anymore for some reason. I wanted to show her my uncut salami. Have her be all like
>put it in, put it in, put it
>IN!!
Then I can finish too quick and we’ll sing the uh-oh song together.
>uh-oh, you blew your load! This is the uh-oh song, uh-oh!
>both israelites
color me surprised
Yes
Anyone have the nudes? She has piercings and all the moms were freaking out
Also, she sucks, silly miss Lilly and speedie deedie are way better
my wife wont let me show our baby Ms Rachel bc she doesn't want the baby to think Rachel is her mommy.
But deep down I know that it's because she knows my mommy kink will make me HORNY AS FUCK
Don't be obscene, say jerk off, please.
i'll say jacob off. how's that?
>dude check out 5/10 middle-aged woman #147 that does POV mommy porn
What IS the sign language for jacking off? Is it just "shaking a fist near your crotch" like everyone else or is there some more specific gesture?
For me, it’s silly miss lily.
Check out her insta, she’s a lingerie model lmao
>her husband doing the elphant dance and singing TRALALALA
Dat nigga gaaaaaaaaay
Him and that zesty looking Philippino guy they have on. Yeah, Miss Rachel is a beard. 100%
I'm actively watching Ms Rachel with my twin 9mo Olds as I type this.
the number of times I've seen that skeleton man wearing a child's hoodie prancing around is wearing on me.
also it's cringe as fuck whenever they're all dancing and singing in public places. if I was walking through a park and saw four adults doing the hokie pokie, I would just think they're high on pcp and turn around.
I hate trannies but that tranny seems like the most normal person on the show.
>letting your babies watch screens
ngmi (neither you nor the babies)
>implying those twins wont be posting here with all of us in 20 years
As I said, ngmi
sorry bro I made it. You're also enough of a homosexual to be sitting in front of a screen posting on Cinemaphile in a thread about a children's show.
If you have children of your own, I suggest finding the crayon you think tastes the best and suckling on that.
They make millions of dollars for making subpar kids content. They won.
>subpar
It’s actually pretty good kid programming.
>subpar kids content.
clearly you havent seen videos of grown men playing with paw patrol toys or low quality childrens songs written by Bangladeshis that dont really rhyme
Some are bangers though
>It's halloween night, not a soul in sight. I hear footsteps, who's that coming?
>I see a witch!
>Oh no!
I would like one please.
And Silly Miss Lilly
And 2/3 of the chicks from bounce patrol.
And I’m sure there’s more.
My kid watches this. I'm surprised to see this thread along with the occasional Bluey thread here and there.
Cinemaphile has paw patrol threads a lot which are mostly people wanting to sex Marshall
Wtf is wrong w you guys letting little babies watch, my kids aren't allowed tv till at least 2 yrs