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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did she do it, bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuz a good BORGER is better than any pretentious michelin star restaurant bullshit any day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. amerifat who never in his life ate non-fast food, non-TV dinner meal
        Just because the movie pokes fun out of the bafoons jerking off to fancy food doesn't mean it's celebrating your utter destruction of taste buds and lack of taste in general, homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >europoors think that anything that isn't a grey sludge is fast food
          lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Name 5 American dishes that aren't:
            - half-raw roasted meat
            - deep fried
            - disgusting English cuisine transplants
            - American take on dishes brought by the immigrants
            I'll wait

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Name your country and top 5 dishes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but Croatia:
                >octopus under a "peka" (octopus with potatoes, onions, carrots, garlic under a steel cover you put hot coals on)
                >"brudet" (a type of stew) of local fish
                >black risotto
                >seafood risotto
                >mussels steamed with garlic and parsley (none of that anglo/nordic cream shit)
                I live in a place where herbs grow wild (oregano, bay leaf, basil, rosemary, mint), where the soil is rich and you can grow anything.

                Not every country is the equivalent of a fast food parking lot where the only thing tht grows is the blood alcohol content. Speaking of which, we have delicious beer (cause water is clean and comes from springs/rivers), we have our own liquors (rakija made from homegrown plums), we have our own absinthe (cause wormwood grows here too).

                Shit man, we don't even have McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, etc. where I live. There's one McDonalds in the whole region and that's it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Risottos are an Italian dish, you're only allowed to use dishes created by your country and not taken from another country and altered.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Italians invented risotto
                you think Italians were the first to cook rice? lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Croatians are allowed Croatian style risotto then why aren't Americans allowed American style pizza?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said they weren't. But if we remove risotto, then we can add a special kind of bread with sardines in it, also bread with olives in it. We have our own olive oil (oldest continuous olive tree plantation in the world is in Croatia, 2400 years old).

                You should watch the Anthony Bourdain special in Croatia. Even he says Croatia has better food than Italy.

                We also have truffles that grow wild. Gordon Ramsay had an episode on it.

                Basically, Croatia is a "hidden gem" of the culinary world. But that is being ruined by tourists. I'm just happy I grew up here, so I know where to find the authentic stuff, while the tourists eat slop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Even he says Croatia has better food than Italy.
                b***h please, sit down
                like I'm gonna listen to a gay that dated Asia Argento and killed himself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, I have nothing against Croatia and I'm sure that your cooking is good. The thing is, the anon that set the conditions specifically did it to make sure any of the stereotypical American dishes like pizza or hamburgers got left out because they were just "altered European" dishes. By that standard you guys wouldn't be allowed to claim risotto, no matter what you did with it.

                Point is, blame that other homosexual for making the rules for this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't wait until your shit hole, and your smug self in particular, are ravaged by WW3.
                >muh bread
                that and water will be all you have to eat for 5+ years LOL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rice was first cooked by Mario Chingchongini

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I live in a place where herbs grow wild (oregano, bay leaf, basil, rosemary, mint), where the soil is rich and you can grow anything.
                >Not every country is the equivalent of a fast food parking lot where the only thing tht grows is the blood alcohol content. Speaking of which, we have delicious beer (cause water is clean and comes from springs/rivers), we have our own liquors (rakija made from homegrown plums), we have our own absinthe (cause wormwood grows here too).
                The United States has approximately 90 Croatia worth of untamed wilderness. I have never had to buy an onion in my life because they grow wild and untamed all along my mountain ridge.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The United States has approximately 90 Croatia worth of untamed wilderness.
                Full of inedible vegetation and shit climate.

                Actually, nah, can't say that. The US is full of untapped potential. Too bad most of you hate anything that doesn't come wrapped in plastic or under a familiar neon sign. Not my fault you don't know / are unable to recognise the natural riches around you.

                I have a garden with onions, parsley, oregano, lemon trees, lime trees, mandarins, artichokes... throw seeds down and it just grows.

                Sure, I have nothing against Croatia and I'm sure that your cooking is good. The thing is, the anon that set the conditions specifically did it to make sure any of the stereotypical American dishes like pizza or hamburgers got left out because they were just "altered European" dishes. By that standard you guys wouldn't be allowed to claim risotto, no matter what you did with it.

                Point is, blame that other homosexual for making the rules for this.

                I can't name them all, but we have literally dozens of our own dishes you can't find anywhere in the world.
                https://croatia.hr/hr-hr/hrana-i-pice/najbolja-autohtona-jela-u-hrvatskoj
                https://gastro.24sata.hr/spajza/totalni-hit-top-10-autohtonih-hrvatskih-jela-9354

                I can't wait until your shit hole, and your smug self in particular, are ravaged by WW3.
                >muh bread
                that and water will be all you have to eat for 5+ years LOL

                >shithole
                You're right, we're not important enough to nuke. And we have a lot of natural defenses (sea, mountains, rivers, hills) that any kind of invading army would get absolutely rekt by the guerrillas (it's what happened to Nazi Germany in WWII).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's literally every country. No country has unique dishes because they all came from some other original people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Euro peons lost their empires, so all they have left is to brag about their food.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >taking pride in the fact that what the israelites are currently doing to you was already done to others.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's literally every country
                So how inbred are you exactly, Cletus?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              clam chowder jambalaya barbecue peanut butter filled pretzels sourdough bread. now name a european cuisine that isnt italian or french that doesnt chug an endless array of wiener

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              potatoes, tomatoes, and chocolate were all invented in America. Checkmate moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >potatoes, tomatoes
                >"invented"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesnt know about plant eugenics
                ngmi

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >- American take on dishes brought by the immigrants
              That's cheating

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, but there is a difference between
                >genuine dish brought by the immigrants
                and
                >American take on it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >foodie shit and Food Network infotainment is gorilla AIDS for Boomers and aspirational poors that can't actually into Michelin Starred establishments

              The ham fisted muh capitalism danger sidestepped mostly into including Eat The Rich types in the satire.

              We have hybrids of every conceivable European food style because we've got smatterings of all of you somewhere, it's just more particularly local. Cajun & Creole's French/Spanish shit is none of those things done well-- you could say that of even sloppa.

              I'm euro and I like burgers. I just find it weird that Americans are so passionate about it. It's good but it's not THAT GOOD. The meat lacks texture and the bread is too soft.
              If given the choice I'll always chose a kebab or a panini over a burger. Even in the American culinary world there are better alternatives: reuben, Philly cheese steak, etc.
              The American obsession with burgers is really weird. There are Youtube channels entirely dedicated about burgers. They make movies about burgers. Why? What's so special about burgers that I'm missing?

              I prefer Reubens too, but a good burger gives most of the experience of a steak without the rigamarole of cutting it, and the advantage of conveniently packaging any number of condiments that would otherwise not work in isolation with a steak. The Burger is infinitely modular and customizable down to the meat types and fat ratios used in the patty itself. The Burger is the Model T of Feed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >brought by immigrants
              So nothing after the pilgrims? Or are we talking land bridge era?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently Italian dishes in Croatia are okay, but Italian dishes in America are not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thems the rules chud. You don't have to like 'em. Also I've noticed that lately Croats are especially uppity and passive-aggressive towards Americans. I wonder if it's the state department fricking with them like they've done in other regions and countries, causing problems for everyone.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >half raw roasted meat
              A-are you actually talking about BBQ here? You've outed yourself as a moron. That food is not raw at all. It's one of the greatest things ever made by God or mankind. There are different regional styles with all sorts of different flavors interpretations and I really pity someone coming to this conclusion without even having seen it irl.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They hate him, because he spoke the truth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a take-out dish. The goal is not to eat it, but to fricking take it out and leave.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmmm Hamburger!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE THAT RICH PEOPLE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this dude hates mayo and pickles, why would i listen to his opinion about fast food? he literally just reviews the same god damn pizza almost every month

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep, a true pizza and tendies kinda guy. God bless him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it even like a rich people thing or is it just a snob/elite type of deal? being rich doesnt automatically make you a selfloving prick, even though the probability is higher.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you probably won't see this but nice meme fren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alhumdulliah!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    better message than the actual movie. god this sucked so fricking bad

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she didn't order a smash burger
    Dumb bimbo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't want a burger that reminds her of her pussy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It did look like a tasty burger.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey, let's have a silly burger thread!
    >Euros immediately start seething and b***hing
    Why are they like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because their communist government in the EU just obliterated their agriculture and farming sector to save muh planet.

      Closest they get to a burger is pic related.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you shitposting or are you genuinely this deep into delusion that you think this is even remotely true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >amerimutts think that everyone outside their continent is european

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There ARE only two people - Americans and Europeans. Literally everyone else are just animals who eat sand drenched in cum.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my cum btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the ones that randomly start seething about burgers and le cuisine certainly are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole world is obsessed with America. Probably because Americans built/created everything they love/use.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuz a good BORGER is better than any pretentious michelin star restaurant bullshit any day

      why are you lying?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When an American talks about a Michelin restaurant they aren't immediately assuming it's in Europe. They start thinking of a fancy, overpriced restaurant that caters to the elite, and there are plenty of those in America. Only Euros immediately assume that it's a dig against them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We don't really have an elite. Currently we have an undiscerning lot of confused ambitious people and their progeny who own too much stuff for their own good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Currently we have an undiscerning lot of confused ambitious people and their progeny who own too much stuff for their own good.
            What do you think an elite is, anon? Do a bunch of ruling morons have to be moronic for hundreds of years for them to be considered elite?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well in Europe there was a distinction between class and financial or commercial abilities basically forever. Elite could mean many different things. I think it's way more nuanced anywhere in the Americas though but most could be described as a kind of financial elite.

              Maybe I wasn't clear. I interact with these "financial elite" people frequently anon and they're often like children or people with brain disorders, high mutational load. They aren't like Christopher Lee types from across the pond who are descended of Lord Somerville the Blackhearted and Charlemagne or something, who also happen to be super, super rich and also simultaneously moronic or inbred. It's difficult to take many or most seriously here. It's just not the same breed as an American trust funder with an absurd net worth, mostly due to regulatory capture.

              Also I consider WASPy and israeli and even many poojeets in that financial elite status to be a bit different from most others. Like they have a genuine family culture of success at that level. Still a shocking number of frickups among them as well though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you are sucking the dicks of a bunch of spoiled, moronic frickups. I know that you have been doing it for centuries so it's hard for you to admit, but your elites are no better than the financial elites of the Americas. If you stopped pretending then you'd probably be better off, but we both know that you can't do that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am American you moron and I mostly despise these people. Helpless.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you are really American and you think Euro elite are actually any different than your own elite then you are really and truly stupid.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed watching this movie but inexplicably started to hate it a month later

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm euro and I like burgers. I just find it weird that Americans are so passionate about it. It's good but it's not THAT GOOD. The meat lacks texture and the bread is too soft.
    If given the choice I'll always chose a kebab or a panini over a burger. Even in the American culinary world there are better alternatives: reuben, Philly cheese steak, etc.
    The American obsession with burgers is really weird. There are Youtube channels entirely dedicated about burgers. They make movies about burgers. Why? What's so special about burgers that I'm missing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because burgers are perfect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      borgor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything you said is totally correct. i dont know why other than it has mass appeal for simple palettes (a fair criticism of americans in general) and some nostalgic familiarity. so basically regional comfort food. the whole 'le fancy pub burger with a laundry list of ingredients' is moronic though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >meat
      >cheese
      >tangy sauce
      All these things hit the pleasure centre of the brain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love me a good reuben so I can see why someone would prefer them to burgers, but there is no universe in which a Philly cheese steak is better than a burger. None. Cheese steaks are so fricking bland and overrated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you needa get em with the sweet hot pickled peppers dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've only had one when I went to NY and it was really good. I sometimes make them at home now.
        Does the original recipe have a sauce or is it just the cheese? I always add Dijon mustard or some vinegary pepper bell sauce to the ones I make.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the seared meat lacks texture
      >the toasted bun is too soft
      To be fair, I wouldn't be passionate about European burgers either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I love reubens so much I'm going to ignore you're a eurogay with shit opinions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reubens cured my antisemitism

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reubens are great but never got me over the finish line when it came to getting over antisemitism. I just think about Larry Fink and how I'd like to stomp on his throat repeatedly, for all of mankind really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kebab
      stopped reading there
      dogfood tier mystery "meat"
      FRICK k*bab get that shit away from me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno where you live but all nothern Europe kebab is literal slob. Nothing like they make in Turkey

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on this meme? Did she pronounce it weird or something? Because I don't remember that

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk now. I really liked the movie, but there was one thing that really bothered me. In the "man's folly" section where the food critic is trying to sweet talk the female chef into letting them go, she mentions that everyone dying was her idea. How does that make any sense? It flips the whole premise upside down. Slowenik is painted as this insane cult leader figure who has convinced his followers, who all live in spartan like communal housing, to commit mass ritualistic murder-suicide with him and get back on some annoying rich snobs. But now the movie says this whole thing was orchestrated and dreamed up by one of the followers. So is she the main mastermind? Was Slowenik thinking about pulling some harmless prank on rich patrons who annoy him and she is the one that convinced everyone to die? That whole section was so weird.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You look like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer Goth Asuka myself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't the mastermind, just one of many cultists
      Her idea for the twist sure, but he still had to implement it and design the full course
      Its the same way "The Mess" was that one cucks dish

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like 2 quarter pounders from McDonald's squished together, ewe..

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does it mean?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But what is the significance of the Burger? I need to watch a YouTube video explaining it.
    Do normies really?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love homosexuals covered in gravy

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to starve

    I can't do this anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the double quarter pounder is too much. it's like having a ball of greasy lead in your stomach afterwards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The trick is to fill your stomach with alcoholic beverages beforehand

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that is a fair tactic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$12.99

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >americans actually worship a piece of meat between two pieces of bread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well you worship us so it's fitting

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MMMMMMMMMM THAT IS A TASTY BURGER

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... this movie is about what? Hunting rich people and cannibals or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Saw but with food

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Eat the Rich
          >Starring a guy called Nosher

          Amazing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its about buiding the perfect burger and the forarm strength required to flip a burger and why only true foodies like the borgar

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit tbh
    now THIS is what a burgah should look like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top: american slop, ugly, probably packed with nocive chemicals
      bottom: french trained 3 michelin stars worldclass english chef's gourmet burger
      you want a good burger? forget the United Slops of America, go to England

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie I think you missed the point.
        >top
        >Ramsay taking the piss because it's too high to take a bite out of
        >bottom
        >"perfect" burger he made which is also clearly too high to take a bite out of

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is he moronic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, just disingenuous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of making a "big burger" taller, why not just make it wider?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ... that's not how pretentious gourmet works!
        go make sense somewhere else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood this clip. People want to use it to make Ramsey seem like a hypocrite but you can clearly see that the top burger is significantly larger than the ones Ramsay's preparing just by how he has to grip it. Assuming his hands are the same size in both videos (which I assume is the case), bottom is still a little oversized but it's an XL burger whereas top is XXXL. One is toeing the line and one crosses it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jump to 0:17 in the clip and say that again. The burgers are the same fricking size.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh look at how he has to fully expand his hand to get a good grip on the first burger. It's like he's trying to jerk off the Hulk or something. The second burger *is* still a little too big but the top one is like a practical joke

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's intentionally opening his hand as wide as possible in order to entertain, he's an entertainer and it's a joke. He could have held the burger like a normal person, but he was playing things up for laughs because it was his job.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If he closed his had any tighter his thumb would be through the bun and he'd be gripping it by the fricking patty.

              Gordon has become a meme and there's plenty to mock him for but this clip isn't an issue. You can see for yourself how fricking huge that thing is and he was right to call them out on it

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burger here, I honestly prefer roast beef sandwich from Arby's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slow cooked roast beef in a sandwich beats burger every time

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't say that nor did she really eat that

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: americans obsessing over yuros (not) obsessing (enough) over them
    [laught in canuck]

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That literal clap back scene ruined the movie
    Yeah there was a lot of female power stuff, but I actually found "Man's Folly" to be decently clever (especially since the women eating together aren't depicted as angels)
    I rolled my eyes almost as hard as that long ass speech from the Barbie movie when it happened
    Already way too much leniency the entire time, and I just couldn't buy that she could convince the head chef of anything with that nagging tone she took

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it fair to hate an actor for staring in a bad movie instead of the director and writers?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what can't she do?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure anyone will get this one but eh

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I posted on r/shittymovie details that this scene was a subtle reference to the fact that she is anorexic and they all lost their minds
    >inb4 go back
    I only started posting there last year because Cinemaphile is getting so shitty and I've probably had to make 30 accounts because I end up telling mods they're gay enablers etc. I'm done trying

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