mmmm....

mmmm....

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He told me it would be significant..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be significant.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you need a glass of water or something

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Chinese and Japanese haircuts from that era were secretly just to hide baldness. Kind of like Europeans did with wigs and top hats.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the Chinese, it was a sign of submission to an alien dynasty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asians don't go bald.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...your shoes are black!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red shoes!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know the fucking rules still
    >they call me....master betty
    >but isn't betty a womans name?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the choice is yours but I must warn you of my powers

    George Lucas could have written Kung Pow and I would believe it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too clever for george. He's unable to have fun

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ORSON!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WELLS

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bleeding! Making ME the victor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like you
      come over to my house and fuck my sister.
      a lot of people don't get how punctuation and grammar is how you lead the reader for emphasis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh..I don't want to do that to your sister.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a birdie to!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    taco bell
    enchurrito
    nacho burrito

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just a little deleted scene for ya, if you havent seen it yet

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am nice man with happy feelings, all of the time.

    What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    a b-owl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we love you b'owl!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched this in a very long time (like 20 years) because I'm afraid it won't hold up. At the time it was the funniest shit imaginable and I don't want to ruin that nostalgia.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WEEEEEOOOOO WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER THAT TODAY IS THE 21ST ANNIVERSARY OF KUNG POWS RELEASE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >21ST ANNIVERSARY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sheesh i was 9 then
      watching 28 days later on hbo lol

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what went wrong?
      >On Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds an approval rating of 22% based on 97 reviews, and an average rating of 4.4/10. The website's critical consensus reads, "Unimaginative and unfunny, this tale of barnyard mischief borders on 'udder' creepiness and adds little to this summer's repertoire of animated films.

      between this and evan almighty, its over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it’s bootleg Shrek, gave a couple I guess. Jimmy Neutron is culturally significant however.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN DA MOUTH

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken go cluck cluck
    Cow go moo
    PIggy go oink oink
    How about you?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kung pow thread
    >no immediate demands to STREAM IT
    well that confirms it, Cinemaphile is just an entirely different user base of newfags now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like we've heard it a thousand times and had the sense to not even bother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't want to watch kung pow any time it's brought up
        okay gay, you can leave now.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK LING, THOSE CURLY Q’S ON YOUR FACE MAKE ME SO HOT I CANT THINK STRAIGHT

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me know if you see a RadioShack..

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ba nana na NEO! Ba nananananana SPORIN!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.
    >From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *