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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YAWN

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the ONLY good things in the entire Star Wars franchise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically you are a literal midwit.

      Sir, the part with Darth Vader redeems it partially sir. Does not redeem the rest of the movie.

      Eh. That Vader part at the end sticks out like a sore thumb. I was talking Scarif spectacle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sneed Wars
      >Good
      Pick one

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle Katarn stealing the plans was way better, this shit is a soulless ripoff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry about it, zoomie.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could argue that Rogue one and Andor are better than the original trilogy.

    no force-slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -o

      Similar line of thinking would declare a monkey superior to (You).

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue One is irredeemable garbage, Andor is kino.

    Though more seasons of Andor might redeem Rogue one, sirs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue One is a hot mess with an entertaining second half, Andor is dull and uninteresting raid arc aside.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sir, the part with Darth Vader redeems it partially sir. Does not redeem the rest of the movie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Le awesome badass darth vader

          cuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KINO

        >this is the best Disney has to offer
        Grim.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you like Rogue One AND Andor you don't understand why Andor is actually good, because Rogue One is full of the masturbatory fanservice that Andor explicitly refutes. Rogue One is a shrine to star wars iconography, Andor is a real story that just happens to take place in Star Wars

    Well, I guess your engagement is that it's le heckin epic and edgy and MATURE not like DISNEY WARS xDDD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "If you like Rogue One AND Andor you don't understand why Andor is actually good, because Rogue One is full of the masturbatory fanservice that Andor explicitly refutes. Rogue One is a shrine to star wars iconography, Andor is a real story that just happens to take place in Star Wars

      Well, I guess your engagement is that it's le heckin epic and edgy and MATURE not like DISNEY WARS xDD"

      up vote

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the meme arrow, so you look like this and talk like this

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no Kyle Katarn or Mara Jade
    0/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no masturbatory self-insert character that shits on preestablished lore
      >no badass female character so despised by her creator that he refuses to re-canonize her
      Oh the humanity...

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ON PROGRAM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Yawn*

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard Andor was good but the damage to the brand was complete so I didn't bother. It's over, Disney (Jews) managed to kill one of the most beloved franchises in modern history. Perfect time for someone to make a new SiFi universe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Perfect time for someone to make a new SiFi universe.
      I imagine you'd find a reason to b***h and moan and call it "woke" too

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > ... A real human being , and a real hero. ...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One with the system

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RELEASE THE SCHNEIDER CUT OF ROGUE ONE
    NO MORE RESHOOTS

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its kino next to solo, sequels and filonislop, sure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I REBEL!
    SAARS WE REDEEM THE STAR WARS FILM

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Space nazi boy nazi meets Space Nazi girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they have lots of space nazi sex.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue One has two good scenes, and I'll never watch whatever that other garbage is.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets see what I remember about those 2 movies
    >Rogue one? Just the Darth Vader scene and something with Hannibal being a farmer in a cave, with a box of scraps
    >Andor? I don't know ... never watched it. Looks like a pajeet is the main character or something

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s dead
    Let it stay dead

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Andor is good but rogue one was shit. No the battle at the very end of the movie doesn't redeem the dogshit story in the rest of the movie. I felt the same about Star Wars Ep2 btw.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >animation keeps on being more consistently kino than live action star wars
    andor being the exception of course

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Bad Batch (of filler episodes)
      >good
      lol
      lmao even
      The most worthless series of them all. Absolute waste of time.

      have a nice day, manchild.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you sincerely think Rogue One is a good movie you should just have a nice day, your brain isn't good enough

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thank Rogue One for being the last bit Star Wars related thing I ever watched. I went to see it in theatres, also one of the final times I saw something in theatres. I'm not someone who completely hates Star Wars. I didn't like the prequel movies, but at the time when the final part of the prequel movies was released, I thought it was pretty good. A very good looking stupid sci fi movie, suitably campy and moronic. I haven't watched that movie since it came out, but I'm sure it's still the same. I also saw The Force Awakens when it was released, because it was a then vaguely interesting cultural phenomenon. I more or less liked it fine at the time, but its taste soured very quickly because it was a cheap movie aiming at cheap targets. The final scene is cool though, even if they supposedly toss it out in the next movie. Rogue One was another instance of a cheap movie, and so I stopped caring and stopped watching any and all of it. I've missed nothing at all.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue One is not that good. The third act is decent but most of the movie is an awkward early draft of what Andor would later be.

    BTW the modern Jedi games with the redhead have better writing than all the tv & film SW since Lucas retired, even though they're still less fun than the old Jedi games.

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