hello I heard you're hosting a special trans night tonight, can you put me on to my asian friend who told me they're attending, Yul Neverby Ariel Wumon? they're hard of hearing so make sure you call for them nice and loud
Do you feel powerful hurting me? Does it you feel big? Let me tell you something, you might think I’m just nuts and bolts, but I have a heart and emotions too, and your words really hurt me
Yeah… this old boy is about ready to give up, though. I’ve had enough pain and got nothing to live for. Hello old friend, today is the day. I’m sorry but I’m just not able to go on *You hear a chair kick over and the end go silent* …. Moe… out…. Bitches (in a voice quieter than a whisper)
Hi I'm looking for Anon, last name Cinemaphile
hi can I speak to my Iranian friend Mosaf Agot?
Yes hello im looking for Judy Tester
Can you look for Hikes, first name Kate
Hey I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss, are they there?
hello I heard you're hosting a special trans night tonight, can you put me on to my asian friend who told me they're attending, Yul Neverby Ariel Wumon? they're hard of hearing so make sure you call for them nice and loud
I’m looking for a Chuck to fuck and suck
okay one second mister. HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING FOR A SNEED TO SEED AND FEED
I'M ON BLOG TV WITH MY FUCKING HANDS UP
I'M NOT STARTING MYSELF
BOBBA BOOEY
BOBBA BOOEY
BOBBA BOOEY
Hi, is sneed there?
No, I banned him from my bar for life. Any friend of Sneed’s isn’t welcome here either *hangs up*
Hey, is my friend there? Last name Digger, first name Numb.
sure one sec. HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING FOR A STUPID FUCKING moron
I'm looking for Ugly gay Named Moe
goodmorning sir
Do you feel powerful hurting me? Does it you feel big? Let me tell you something, you might think I’m just nuts and bolts, but I have a heart and emotions too, and your words really hurt me
The more you get hurt the sooner you become numb to pain.
Yeah… this old boy is about ready to give up, though. I’ve had enough pain and got nothing to live for. Hello old friend, today is the day. I’m sorry but I’m just not able to go on *You hear a chair kick over and the end go silent* …. Moe… out…. Bitches (in a voice quieter than a whisper)
AHAHAHA LMAO I ACTUALLY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING AT THIS ONE XDDDD
would have been funnier if carl was there saying it with them
I'm looking for a Mr.Hugh first name Jass
Just a second.
I'm Looking for a Jass Hugh! Anybody seen a Jass Hugh!?
Nobody here by that name.
Hey there I'm looking for my friend Kyle, he's about 6'5"
Just raise your hand outward at a 45 degree angle above your head and ask if anyone has "seen Kyle"
Hello, is Ms. Hikes at your bar? First name Kate.
I miss the Moe vs. Sneed wars of 2018-2019.
Same.
I’m looking for Mike Hunt.
of Beaver Falls?
Hey Moe, your sister's being raped!
>HI, I'm looking for Mr. Beater, a Mr. Dick Beater.
>I'm looking Opisa fag?
Homer Sexual.
Hi, i'm looking for a Hugh Jass?
Hugh Jazz speaking.
>Huge Jazz speaking
> Is there any Nick Gurz here? if so, the cops are looking for you
Hello, I'm looking for my Native American friend Running B. Owls.
>is there a Rich White?
Hi could you put me on to Moe?
>Can I speak with Ame? First name Theg
>I'm looking for Jack, first name Candle
Sneed.