Royals have a bunch of rules on things related to appearance I don't think they are allowed to get things like veneers, wear wigs, spray tan, shit like that.
>not edward longshanks, the hammer of the scots, the crusher of the welsh, the breaker of the barons, the debaser of the french, the defiler of the saracens, the despoiler of the israelites.
I can never understand men who have a good head shape not shavng those disgusting sides. I'm 30 and can look 26 when I'm clean shaven, or 40, when not. Ridiculous when you make yourself many years older.
Royals aren't allowed to be perceived as vain. When he's King he can do whatever the frick he wants but until then no. I assume he doesn't really give a frick though tbh.
look at the picture, he has thin hair even at the side where he still has consistent hair. I might even have slightly more hair than he has and they told me that a hair transplant makes no sense. Two clinics said that. The hair has to come from somewhere.
I think most clinics dont do body hair transplants and those might work. Or beard transplants.
I could look into that but almost nobody does that.
Seriously who got the ugly genes into the royal family? Was it Philip? The Queen Mother? Was it the incest? Or were they always ugly? Diana and Kate's genes couldnt save these frickers, even William's kids are becoming ugly
>unarmed worker demonstration >YEAH KILL THEM >century later larpers fanboy over you despite the fact no general, minister or hierarch minded your abdication
Nicky was an idiot who is perhaps the single most responsible individual for the 20th century being the absolute disaster for western civilisation that it was, BUT I would still travel back in time and save his qt daughters.
Commie propaganda. No different from the claims of "BLM peaceful protests" of today.
Also lmao at the implication the commies that came after would be more lenient on protests
Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine
Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman
It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk
Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom
Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44
Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese
28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years
Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died
Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese
Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine
If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.
If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?
Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise
When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese
When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise
The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.
Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women
Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk
why doesnt he just get plugs
Clearly he doesn't give a frick.
william has 40-60 years of relevancy left
aristocracy and nobility still take 'high brow' literally
he has ascended
Royals have a bunch of rules on things related to appearance I don't think they are allowed to get things like veneers, wear wigs, spray tan, shit like that.
Yeah ok
Bad example, Charles II was the last real King of England.
Figurehead pageantry (and all its rules) started after they killed him.
Harold Godwinson was the last real King of England
Cringe.
>not edward longshanks, the hammer of the scots, the crusher of the welsh, the breaker of the barons, the debaser of the french, the defiler of the saracens, the despoiler of the israelites.
Fresh
When you're already rich and have a beautiful wife and family you don't need to concern yourself with such things.
He doesn't have to give a frick. He's married, has kids and is eventually going to be the king.
I can never understand men who have a good head shape not shavng those disgusting sides. I'm 30 and can look 26 when I'm clean shaven, or 40, when not. Ridiculous when you make yourself many years older.
Royals aren't allowed to be perceived as vain. When he's King he can do whatever the frick he wants but until then no. I assume he doesn't really give a frick though tbh.
Because he's royalty
Dude why didn't Henry 8 hit the gym
Henry VIII had some weird fricked up perpetual leg infection.
lol yeah, if only he'd been able to get buff he could have got all the chicks
Because he's a damned prince you mong.
Kek because he’s not a schizo that wants a permanent cope wig
not enough hair, I asked several clinics.
That's horseshit. Have you seen how much hair Elton John had before his transplant?
look at the picture, he has thin hair even at the side where he still has consistent hair. I might even have slightly more hair than he has and they told me that a hair transplant makes no sense. Two clinics said that. The hair has to come from somewhere.
I think most clinics dont do body hair transplants and those might work. Or beard transplants.
I could look into that but almost nobody does that.
Hes the king you stupid colonial
Because he's not a vain moron willing to have invasive head surgery for some shitty hair
America is number one, Prince Baldy would do well to remember that
Seriously who got the ugly genes into the royal family? Was it Philip? The Queen Mother? Was it the incest? Or were they always ugly? Diana and Kate's genes couldnt save these frickers, even William's kids are becoming ugly
The age of royalty being gigachads ended many centuries ago. They've just been normies with a bit of extra inbreeding for a while now.
i could've saved them...
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>unarmed worker demonstration
>YEAH KILL THEM
>century later larpers fanboy over you despite the fact no general, minister or hierarch minded your abdication
Nicky was an idiot who is perhaps the single most responsible individual for the 20th century being the absolute disaster for western civilisation that it was, BUT I would still travel back in time and save his qt daughters.
we need a kino with this three based morons
The King's Man
how did they all turn out morons despite having great fathers?
Me on the left.
Commie propaganda. No different from the claims of "BLM peaceful protests" of today.
Also lmao at the implication the commies that came after would be more lenient on protests
Kino family, shame about how it turned out
He wasn't Chad at all
Me on the right.
Any random kpop idol will mog them.
bot
Is william a smoker?
wtf no way he's as short as cruz
cruise is 5'8 hes not that short
Tom Cruise is 5'6
Tom cruise is probably not even that
Keeping your bald > plugs > shaving it off
Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk
Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine
Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman
It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk
Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom
Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44
Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese
28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years
Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died
Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese
Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine
If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.
If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?
Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise
When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese
When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise
The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.
Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women
Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk
And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise
loled, surprised nobody responded to this
it's a bretty good post but it lacks structure
Now post his wife in the dress she was wearing.
Bros...
What's it smell like?
I bet her butthole smells so regal.
>Mogged
Dear lord those shoes lol
full bald would upgrade him to a massive degree.
or at least shave the last remaining topfuzz that makes him look somehow dirty.
He'd look much better if he shaved that head.
People on Cinemaphile are so shallow and insecure about appearance. You sound like a bunch of gossiping women.