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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kurosawa's ran is at par with this. Though i give this one a head's up for originality and flawless execution in black and white.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kobayashi mocks kurosawa in general.

    harakiri > seven samurai
    samurai rebellion > ran

    not even talking about the human condition. kurosawa never did anything like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and Kwaidan > Dreams
      The Inheritance > I live in fear

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but Sanjuro > Inn of Evil
        both with Tatsuya btw

        >Tatsuya Nakadai
        Why is everyone always jerking Ran off but never mentions pic related? It's such a fricking great film holy shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kurosawa's film is named after a psychological effect, Rashomon. Kurosawa was a better idea tweaker, what with his numerous shakespeare adaptations, but Kobayashi was better at executing his own ideas. Kwaidan is also better than dreams. But kirosawa has more films, so its really hard to compare them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not even talking about the human condition
      No Greater Love is one of the best KobaCHADsi movies and no, I shall not explain myself further

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain yourself further

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >samurai rebellion > ran
      no

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re both good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No House/Hausu on the list

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's hidden fortress? I've had Ran on 4K for months should I get off my ass and watch that too

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The remake is better. Don't @ me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt know there was one. Why is there a remake?
      and takashi miike made it? dafuq? why?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I didn't even realize it wasn't Kurosawa. I just assume every good samurai movie from that time period is a Kurosawa movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, here's another revelation for you then: the Miyamoto Musashi trilogy isn't Kurosawa as well

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched this for the first time the other day, every line is loaded.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kobayashi is better but honestly Kurosawa's samurai films were just japanese capeshit to pay the bills. Kurosawa's better works are the ones set in his contemporary period. High and Low, Stray Dog, The Bad Sleep Well, those were all great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ikiru is better than all those three.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AHHHHH NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR AN AMERICAN-MADE DRESS AND DO A LITTLE DANCE, I'M GOING INSANE

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harakiri is plothomosexualry just like Kurosawa (albeit still good).
    For me, it's Sword of Doom. Samurai films should be pure violence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword of doom kind of reminds me of the one Imamura made about a serial killer starring ken ogata. Vengeance will be mine or something like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its hard to think of anything more violent than what they force upon the guy in harakiri. if you think that what happens is just a plot contrivance or something, you really don't get it. if you just want sword fights thats fine, but that's not what the movie is about, despite it being a "samurai film"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you just want sword fights thats fine, but that's not what the movie is about
        Yes that's exactly what I said in my post.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so what's your point? do you also go into marvel movie threads and say there's not enough sword fights?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That Harakiri is too plot-focused, and unlike you I don't watch Marvel movies.

            Harakiri overflows with pathos/catharsis, if it was all plot you'd have no reason to care for the characters.
            If you weren't screaming when the father throws out the top knots, idk what you want from a movie.

            I said the movie was good and indeed that was a good moment.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i don't watch marvel movies, it was an arbitrary example meant to show how nonsensical your post is. the point is, if you just want sword fights thats fine, but not every movie needs to conform to that standard you've decided on. it's like saying apollo 13 sucks because space movies should only be about aliens, or only about space ship combat. it's an utterly moronic way of viewing movies or anything else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword of doom annoyed me because it doesn't have an ending and has a frick ton of loose ends. I know they planned sequels but guess what, they never happened, kinda ruining the movie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ending of Sword of Doom is so cool though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harakiri overflows with pathos/catharsis, if it was all plot you'd have no reason to care for the characters.
      If you weren't screaming when the father throws out the top knots, idk what you want from a movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Samurai films should be pure violence.
      That's why I like me Lone Wolf & Cub

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        man, that dude has a splitting headache

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Plotism

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kurosawa should have made a third movie with mifune as Sanjuro. In the third movie, instead of calling himself Sanjuro, he would call himself with the Japanese word to refer to people who are forty years old and mifune would fight a samurai that really gives him some fighting. A samurai in horned armor or something.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorites, it's almost perfect in every way. It's just too grim for a rewatch.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not participate in this battle of meaningless partisanship. I enjoy the works of both Kurosawa and Kobayashi.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was old japanese cinema so good?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tatsuya Nakadai
    Why is everyone always jerking Ran off but never mentions pic related? It's such a fricking great film holy shit

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking loved the Zaitochi and Lone Wolf and Cub films

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. Love 7s, yojimbo, sanjuro, high and low but harakiri is something else.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    samurai flicks are just capeshit for boomers

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*Mogs all of kurosawa's samurai films in your path*

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