>Muhmuhmuh three israeliteels clipping aaaaarggghhhhh
It's all about money laundering and doing CGI in India/China. How hasn't mainstream CGI improved when games have and GPUs are insanely powerful? Achhhhually much of CGI has improved, like most cars you see on screen aren't there, most ordinary backrounds are fake and everything sound related is after recorded in studio.
Rendering for animated features aren't done on a retail GPUs, you spastic retard. A 3090 would take weeks to render one frame that a server farm for a professional studio would render in a day.
>Pixar has a huge "render farm," which is basically a supercomputer composed of 2000 machines, and 24,000 cores. This makes it one of the 25 largest supercomputers in the world. That said, with all that computing power, it still took two years to render Monster's University. >— Peter Collingridge
Yeah, ok. This doesn't even make any sense. It isn't even like it has to be interactive but lots of games do 4k textures in real time. And that's one computer with a handful of flops. And when asked what their problem is studios will say it's because they are overworked, not that the hardware can't keep up.
No, you're just autistic and don't understand the difference between screen quality CGI and vidya. But you'll screetch like a little bitch about it anyway, while huffing /misc/.
Just get it over with and call me a israelite so I can move on and just ignore you, because anything else is a complete waste of time.
>You mean motion capture?
No, literally taking live footage, and keyframing your 3d rigged model over the girl dancing's frames
Literally, figuratively and abstractively 3d tracing, I don't know how you can read it as NOT tracing
>It looks good because it's literally live footage with 3d overlapped. >Basically 3d rotoscopy
No, retard. That's not what it is, at all. They use motion capture for the movement. Everything in the scene is computer generated.
>They use motion capture for the movement
They did not, you obiously didn't watch the behing the camera footage.
Why don't you try and shut the fuck up?
That way you don't appear as dumb
>Saves you >Opens up to you >Willing to protect you from the elements >Didn't have to do any of this and could've just feed on you.
Lmao, what the fuck is this dude complaining about? At least he would have someone/something with him until his final days. Hell, they could explore the universe together and share their time together. Dude was a cunt.
I think the creature was just creating that fantasy so he stays there while she feeds on him though. I don't think he was literally going to be her mate.
geez you're dumb. the spider can control their minds, it can just keep them asleep if it wanted to eat them. the whole point is they ended up in her web and she's just caring for them like a hospice nurse because they're completely fucked and she can't even reveal herself because they just keep sperging out over how horrifying she is.
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>they just keep sperging out over how horrifying she is
Send me into space bros
I would run at her so fast when she reveals herself to me, she would put me back into the fantasy because she would be too embarrassed that someone loves her for who she is
The only reason the story is interesting at all is to examine 'what if' Greta has empathy and was sympathetic to the lost travelers that she encountered. Otherwise, it's just more of the same
Did ships accidently get stranded there and she was basically putting people into the matrix so the wouldn't live out the rest of their live in existential dread and horror? Or was she luring them? Its been a while and I can't remember.
Did ships accidently get stranded there and she was basically putting people into the matrix so the wouldn't live out the rest of their live in existential dread and horror? Or was she luring them? Its been a while and I can't remember.
>The whole thing at the end looked like a funnel web trap. >The routing error was 'intentional' (it keeps making the same one) >multiple people are trapped there
I think it is intentional, but what it wants is more left open. Does it feed off of emotions? Does it slowly consume its host? I do not think it was benevolent at all.
The girl brags about finding a shortcut or something at the beginning. But the way she was so sure a rounding error couldn't lead them off track that far? I don't know she did seem sure.
How did the spider do it from dozens of lightyears away?
It's based on a short story. I have it but haven't read it yet.
she and her kind were one of if not first to become trapped. shes as much a victim of the error as Thom. shes very clearly benevolent in the short story.
>making kino directed BY 3D artists that take full advantage of their software expertise
compared to: >making goyslop with retarded ideas from pedophile airhead hollywood executives that outsource their shitty projects to VFX houses with no knowledge of the limitations or capabilities of software
kek they want a a tv show with 500+ VFX shots done within 2 months so they give 20 different VFX houses a 200 million budget who then pocket half of it and then work graduates and indians for 12 hours a day to get it done
I thought this was going to be cringe when I first saw it but honestly I ended up loving it. Some of my favorite short film footage of the last 10 years probably.
>Not even movies with $200 million budget look as good.
um, did you think they were actually spending any significant portion of that on CGI?
"""investors""" i.e criminals with large amounts of dirty money """invest""" in the movie through a shell corporation which will be dissolved after the production finishes. Their dirty money is """spent""" on CGI purchased from another shell company which ultimately ties back to them. $100,000 worth of CGI is billed as $10,000,000. Now you can declare that $10,000,000, pay (some) tax on it, and have it nestle nicely in your legitimate bank account.
It looked like it had legs. I believe those israeliteels were insectoid. I don't think that was an accident, you were supposed to notice something weird going on.
This looks like absolute shit. This looks like someone took an older game from like an early PS4 game and just added filters and over the top nonsense israeliteel physics to make it look ''pretty''
The only thing that looks good about this is the eyes.
>well animated >faggy character design >severely overdone israeliteelry jiggling >gay interpretive dance numbers >vomit-inducing camera work >babby's first greed metaphor
A good animation team wasted on artsy-fartsy trash.
> CGI looks almost real at times > Waste it on artsy bullshit with constant shaky cam and jump cuts out of the ass
Imagine having the technical ability at your disposable to create something like this with zero of the downsides of having to actually film it in reality... and then go out of your way to put in all the fucking downsides artificially anyway, but even more exaggerated, like you wanted to recreate that fence jumping scene from Taken 3 with a conquistador and some thot in a lake.
>It was apparently incredibly hard to just make the short
because it's hand animated, which is really fucking hard to do especially for something so dynamic. Even if you have references, it's not as simple as just tracing.
They did a hand drawn, moving storyboard for the sequences, then filmed dancers and actors to do the movement, then they hand crafted the movement of the models based on it. There is no 'rotoscoping" in 3D. You're just ignorant of the process, and going by what you THINK you're seeing.
>then they hand crafted the movement of the models based on it.
This is your claim. >Then they layed down the frames in the bg and just position the 3d models on top
This is most sane people's claim.
Now which one is true? You don't know it, and I don't know it. But the reality it, having the frame of the video footage that is the exact same angle and character framing you need, in a plane in the back of Maya on your workview, or having it on the side, it's by almost all accounts the fucking same.
This is such a shit eating opinion. The series is such a great vehicle for creators to tell interesting stories in unique ways, and all you can say is its derivative. Well news flash. Everything is derivative. Every book ever written came after the bible. And every movie ever made came after shakespearian plays.
it isnt the cgi its the art direction.
big budget studios in every visual media care more about realism than making things that look beautiful or even just following basic visual rules (see: everything being washed out or dark as fuck)
>it isnt the cgi its the art direction.
Is it? Every character looks grotesque and unappealing with their weird dead bug-eyed stare, but I don't know enough about CGI to judge it on a technical level. Genuinely don't understand the appeal about it.
This is true. The art and animation always sucked.
>they just keep sperging out over how horrifying she is
Send me into space bros
I would run at her so fast when she reveals herself to me, she would put me back into the fantasy because she would be too embarrassed that someone loves her for who she is
Which Love Death Robots episodes are worth watching?
too subjective imo, best to watch all 3 seasons and make a playlist yourself.
I like the aquilla rift and the one where they are in a bug hive plus the crab one
>s1:
good/decent
3 The Witness
6 Yogurt
7 Aquila
ok i guess:
11 Helping Hand
16 Ice age
so dumb it's funny:
12 fish night >s2
all of these are just ok nothing great:
1
4
5
6 >s3
good:
2
7
ok:
4
9
shit but the payoff is ok i guess:
8
zima blue, ice, jibaro, the one with the giant crab I cant remember the name lol, the witness.
those are the ones I can think of now, you can generally start watching all of them and skip if you notice they're shit
Can someone explain the ending of the episode with the two doctors swimming with the Zerg looking swarm and the episode with the soldiers that run into that creature in the held by chains? Those are the only episodes I didn't get.
They are very similar, but note the differences: >episode with the two doctors swimming with the Zerg looking swarm
Initially humans wanted to study the hive. Then realized they could use it.
Doctors study the swarm so they could use it for their own means, either war or resource labor or shit.
Swarm didn't like that, and felt a threat to the hive, and awaken a dormant hive feature (The big brain bug) that wages war againts species that threatens the hive. This results in the oppressor anihilated or assimilated, and uses as example a creature next to the black dude, explaining this. >soldiers that run into that creature in the held by chains?
Soldiers awaken cthulhu-like creature. Will he kill everyone? It looks like it's bulletproof! It's up to you, the viewer, to imagine what happens next maybe!
The sure what people see in the episode with the Crab on the ship. Sure it was good but it was too straight forward and doesn't leave much to interpretation. Jibaro lingered with me longer and left a bigger impact.
Jibaro is the exact same shit. NOTHING is left after the short has ended.
The only thing lingering is maybe ass, but surely not >narrative >deep message >character development
Nothing. Everything is as in-your-face and plain as the crab one.
Probably my favorite one, just because it felt like it was going to be happy and uplifting to some degree, but then completely goes down a horrible path when you least expect it.
lol, article headline
"How Sara Silkin's choreography for 'Jibaro' turned animation into a study of movement"
holy shit you fucking morons, that's what animate means, movement!
when an episode or movie poster is really bad, they just make it look flashy but not actually do anything with it. this is a boring episode but there's something really flashy in it that doesn't really do anything so its shit
When the Yogurt Took Over, Automated Customer Service and Alternate Histories suck many magnitudes worse than the Three Robot episodes. Otherwise this list is mostly right. Suits and The Dump are much worse than Lucky 13 too.
The three robots episodes are pure shit. The rest of them are worth at least one watch. They aren't that long and there's something for everyone. Shitflix has a bad reputation but LD+R is one of the things that's right.
Too many different episodes and what is good and bad is pretty much subjective.
Some of them are good to watch once, some of them are shit, some of them are fucking kino and some of them are so great you will wish that there was a full movie.
What i did was watch all 3 series then create a playlist with just my personal fav ones.
I think there are some universally loved ones like aquilla rift but everything else is subjective.
Like that anon who made a list, thinks sonnys edge is not top tier where to me it is one of the best and I would love a vidya like that.
I dont think that highly of jbarro either other than the females animations being very unique art style, the episode itself is just OK.
It's a series of adult vignettes. So in that regard yes. Heavy metal is a different sub culture/vibe though. So no not exactly the same. I still really enjoyed love death and robots.
>adult
They're actually quite juvenile. Nudity and violence doesn't make something grown up or mature. Most of them reek of childish reddit style writing.
You could argue the same about heavy metal. I honestly don't know why I come to Cinemaphile anymore. Everyone bends over backwards to be a contrarian to impress the other retards on here so they feel cool or whatever. I wish people could just enjoy or hate things with trannies or reddit or naggers being brought up every other post.
>N-no I am the oldest of old fags >seethe dilate tranny nagger reddit fag
Do you actually have your own original opinions or thoughts instead of regurgitating the same thing every "independent" 4chin intellectual has. Are you not bored rereading the same thing over and over? Do you have your own thoughts? What do you even like? What is allowed to be good? Answer it without asking daddy Cinemaphile first.
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Anonymous
You could argue the same about heavy metal. I honestly don't know why I come to Cinemaphile anymore. Everyone bends over backwards to be a contrarian to impress the other retards on here so they feel cool or whatever. I wish people could just enjoy or hate things with trannies or reddit or naggers being brought up every other post.
the ONLY way anyone can dislike these shows is if they are a Cinemaphile contrarian? Really? You can't comprehend that other people might just genuinely dislike them for real reasons? midwit homosexual
Then say why you hate them. You just say me no like reddit
Me no like tranny
Me no like nagger
These aren't criticism or thoughts. Its just echo from people acting like retards. If you put the /LULZ/ bot on Cinemaphile the board would disappear because no one could post anything because it's all the same fucking post over and over.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cunt Destroyer.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I don't like them because I don't like seeing trannies or naggers or women in masculine roles. Capiche?
1 year ago
Anonymous
You gotta remember most of them are twelve, actually retarded, indians, ruskies and a few chinks thrown in. Cinemaphile(nel) is just buzzword central.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Many of their stories are cliches, with boring 1 dimensional character that play out exactly how you expect them to from the first.
I'm a VFX artist so I'm not automatic wowed by any flashy shit that appears on my screen.
Most of them are not that interesting and despite having cool animation, they tend to be basically empty and in many cases cringy as fuck. Like all of the soldier shorts. It feels like watching a high quality student film
Was that specific enough or you need to build me in to your internet boogieman as well?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>are cliches
Like? >boring 1 dimensional character
Like? >exactly how you expect them to from the first.
Like? >cool animation
Like? >they tend to be basically empty
Like? >cringey as fuck
Like?
You use cringey in fucking 2022. None of your bullshit was specific, tard. They're still vagaries.
Die, you retarded shitter.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>you say x in current year >reddit spacing
fuck off
this show is generic as can be
1 year ago
Anonymous
>reddit invented spacing
Wow you are stupid.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Good take. Are there any studios or independent entities doing better animation?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>stories are cliches >expecting deep stories in 10-20 min shorts
>They're actually quite juvenile
i dont see how you can find these things juvenile.
Some of the stories deal with incredibly adult philosophical musings, zima blue and existentialism, pop squad ethics, aquilla rifts despair, or time pradox with the witness
The series is incredibly adult
Not every episode is that deep, some are just nice viginette stories or fun unique anoimation styles
>replying to questions with questions >replying multiple times to one post >replying to your own posts with based
isn't there a small child you could be stealing candy from instead of posting here sholmo?
>replying to questions with questions >replying multiple times to one post >replying to your own posts with based
isn't there a small child you could be stealing candy from instead of posting here sholmo?
Nope
every episode is an individual story each made by a different studio with a different visual/story telling style
each season has its absolute gems, polished turds, and woke trash
Why don't you watch it and make your own opinion / thought? It's ole to have a different opinion.
Many of their stories are cliches, with boring 1 dimensional character that play out exactly how you expect them to from the first.
I'm a VFX artist so I'm not automatic wowed by any flashy shit that appears on my screen.
Most of them are not that interesting and despite having cool animation, they tend to be basically empty and in many cases cringy as fuck. Like all of the soldier shorts. It feels like watching a high quality student film
Was that specific enough or you need to build me in to your internet boogieman as well?
I don't understand what you thought flirting with me was going to do, but keep on and you might get into trouble.
Yet you'll spend 4 hours in this very thread shitting up the place because you're literally fucking retarded and in need of attention. It's fucking sad.
>I don't want to waste time >He exclaimed >while posting and reading a thread on Cinemaphile >if only he could find 20 minutes >His 20 minutes his 20 minutes his kingdom for 20 minutes!
Lobe Death and Robots reminds me of that old show on TechTV that was like an anthology of CGI animated shorts, which was pretty rare for TV at the time.
It looks like a konami ps3 cutscene
>Muhmuhmuh three israeliteels clipping aaaaarggghhhhh
It's all about money laundering and doing CGI in India/China. How hasn't mainstream CGI improved when games have and GPUs are insanely powerful? Achhhhually much of CGI has improved, like most cars you see on screen aren't there, most ordinary backrounds are fake and everything sound related is after recorded in studio.
Rendering for animated features aren't done on a retail GPUs, you spastic retard. A 3090 would take weeks to render one frame that a server farm for a professional studio would render in a day.
>Pixar has a huge "render farm," which is basically a supercomputer composed of 2000 machines, and 24,000 cores. This makes it one of the 25 largest supercomputers in the world. That said, with all that computing power, it still took two years to render Monster's University.
>— Peter Collingridge
Yeah, ok. This doesn't even make any sense. It isn't even like it has to be interactive but lots of games do 4k textures in real time. And that's one computer with a handful of flops. And when asked what their problem is studios will say it's because they are overworked, not that the hardware can't keep up.
No, you're just autistic and don't understand the difference between screen quality CGI and vidya. But you'll screetch like a little bitch about it anyway, while huffing /misc/.
Just get it over with and call me a israelite so I can move on and just ignore you, because anything else is a complete waste of time.
Good fucking god lmao spergalergalergalerg!
I'm not a israelitehater. You can't compete with my logic so you attacked me and pretended I was the chud boogeyman. Get a grip.
This is a /misc/ board.
keep dreaming
/misc/ is Cinemaphile
That's why there's no creative or interesting people left on the site
It clearly is. There are a few annoying, histrionic homosexuals here but you guys are pretty rare.
Why do tranny male homosexuals keep bringing up /misc/ up for no reason? Did your dilator get lost in your maggot hole?
They render in 24k so they can sell you the same shit in incremental resolutions for 10 years
I was about to post "Why do they have to render both sides of everything in 30k anyway?" Good call.
It really doesn't.
Maybe soldiers are not top tier but environment and particularly that woman is just perfect.
Yeah but it's just like 15 minutes long
For me, it was Beyond the Aquila Rift.
id still smash
oh I never noticed that
>tfw no spider-woman gf to suck me dry until I die
Here's a pic for you
https://twitter.com/Glassbuttboy/status/1110368151739514882
It looks good because it's literally live footage with 3d overlapped.
Basically 3d rotoscopy
>It looks good because it's literally live footage with 3d overlapped.
You mean motion capture?
>Basically 3d rotoscopy
Kek.
>You mean motion capture?
it's literally not motion capture you retard
>basic 3d rotoscopy
you don't know what that word means, and it's not applicable here
>A computer didn't do it so its different
Rotoscoping then you mong.
>You mean motion capture?
No, literally taking live footage, and keyframing your 3d rigged model over the girl dancing's frames
Literally, figuratively and abstractively 3d tracing, I don't know how you can read it as NOT tracing
>It looks good because it's literally live footage with 3d overlapped.
>Basically 3d rotoscopy
No, retard. That's not what it is, at all. They use motion capture for the movement. Everything in the scene is computer generated.
>They use motion capture for the movement
They did not, you obiously didn't watch the behing the camera footage.
Why don't you try and shut the fuck up?
That way you don't appear as dumb
I got tricked into watching this, it was boring and the characters' looked like trash
These were good
>Saves you
>Opens up to you
>Willing to protect you from the elements
>Didn't have to do any of this and could've just feed on you.
Lmao, what the fuck is this dude complaining about? At least he would have someone/something with him until his final days. Hell, they could explore the universe together and share their time together. Dude was a cunt.
He was a retard
She could even create any fantasy he wanted
Why didn't he just fuck the sexy spider lady?
he did kek
I mean after he learned it was an actual spider lady
Like who cares lmao, he already knows she can create any fantasy he wants, so what is the problem?
How can you be a space explorer and be horrified beyond thinking at some generic space spider and not want to just fuck its brains out?
I think the creature was just creating that fantasy so he stays there while she feeds on him though. I don't think he was literally going to be her mate.
geez you're dumb. the spider can control their minds, it can just keep them asleep if it wanted to eat them. the whole point is they ended up in her web and she's just caring for them like a hospice nurse because they're completely fucked and she can't even reveal herself because they just keep sperging out over how horrifying she is.
>they just keep sperging out over how horrifying she is
Send me into space bros
I would run at her so fast when she reveals herself to me, she would put me back into the fantasy because she would be too embarrassed that someone loves her for who she is
the feed theory is so stupid
The only reason the story is interesting at all is to examine 'what if' Greta has empathy and was sympathetic to the lost travelers that she encountered. Otherwise, it's just more of the same
He did.
this one fucked me up
homo
Can someone clarify
Did ships accidently get stranded there and she was basically putting people into the matrix so the wouldn't live out the rest of their live in existential dread and horror? Or was she luring them? Its been a while and I can't remember.
>Did ships accidently get stranded there and she was basically putting people into the matrix
Yeah.
Ah so the character is pretty benevolent then.
Yeah.
It isn't like she was giving him 2 hours of sleep a night and trying to pull his fingernails out every day, if that's what you mean.
>The whole thing at the end looked like a funnel web trap.
>The routing error was 'intentional' (it keeps making the same one)
>multiple people are trapped there
I think it is intentional, but what it wants is more left open. Does it feed off of emotions? Does it slowly consume its host? I do not think it was benevolent at all.
The girl brags about finding a shortcut or something at the beginning. But the way she was so sure a rounding error couldn't lead them off track that far? I don't know she did seem sure.
How did the spider do it from dozens of lightyears away?
It's based on a short story. I have it but haven't read it yet.
she and her kind were one of if not first to become trapped. shes as much a victim of the error as Thom. shes very clearly benevolent in the short story.
The former. She was giving them a comforting illusion to spare them the true horror of their situation.
I'd probably be pretty fucking scared too, but she really could have eased into it and described what she looked like first.
>my eyes are up here
>NOOO IT LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN ME AND THATS NOT OKAY
Strange moral to the story but I can get behind it for sure.
>making kino directed BY 3D artists that take full advantage of their software expertise
compared to:
>making goyslop with retarded ideas from pedophile airhead hollywood executives that outsource their shitty projects to VFX houses with no knowledge of the limitations or capabilities of software
kek they want a a tv show with 500+ VFX shots done within 2 months so they give 20 different VFX houses a 200 million budget who then pocket half of it and then work graduates and indians for 12 hours a day to get it done
This series just has really high quality CGI in general. Secret Wars from season 1 was amazing.
the realistic ones have good animation but no aesthetic, jibaro and stuff like ice are much better visually
Just shows that passion and artistry matters more than the amount of resource you have.
money doesn't make talent
I thought this was going to be cringe when I first saw it but honestly I ended up loving it. Some of my favorite short film footage of the last 10 years probably.
don't even know what it is
I tried watching this but the shorts art that interesting and have too much gay stuff.
I tried watching Oatland Studios too but the first episode went nowhere and then it was a new story.
you have to be an adult to post here sonny
a premise isn't a story
Too bad it was boring and pointless
you need to back
maybe /r/marvel is more your speed
>Not even movies with $200 million budget look as good.
um, did you think they were actually spending any significant portion of that on CGI?
"""investors""" i.e criminals with large amounts of dirty money """invest""" in the movie through a shell corporation which will be dissolved after the production finishes. Their dirty money is """spent""" on CGI purchased from another shell company which ultimately ties back to them. $100,000 worth of CGI is billed as $10,000,000. Now you can declare that $10,000,000, pay (some) tax on it, and have it nestle nicely in your legitimate bank account.
They cranked the israeliteelry physics up to 11
they hired bethesda
More webms please
no
Ok
i can't stop watching. how does it look so real?
Shut up homosexual
Because its a real person with make-up
>that red israeliteel just literally sliding and floating to the position it should be on her chest
Fuck can't unsee it
You have great eyes
It looked like it had legs. I believe those israeliteels were insectoid. I don't think that was an accident, you were supposed to notice something weird going on.
Who knows how many millions to badly imitate Samuel Bayer music videos from 30 years ago
This looks like absolute shit. This looks like someone took an older game from like an early PS4 game and just added filters and over the top nonsense israeliteel physics to make it look ''pretty''
The only thing that looks good about this is the eyes.
nut in shiny gold lady
>well animated
>faggy character design
>severely overdone israeliteelry jiggling
>gay interpretive dance numbers
>vomit-inducing camera work
>babby's first greed metaphor
A good animation team wasted on artsy-fartsy trash.
it was fine you autistic fuck
This but unironically.
Zima Blue was pretentious shit too.
>pretentious
You aren't, Mr. Thesaurus.
Made me laugh
Zima Blue was incredible, how are you this much of a contrarian
Agreed. If one of my artists came to me with that shit I would slap them and tell them to stop being such a homosexual
Initially thought she would be naked with all the israeliteelry pierced to her body. I feel like that was the original idea that got pruded up.
>Retards itt point out brush strokes on a painting don't look airbrushed.
reminds me of that meme where the french terrorist sympathizer struts into the courtroom
admittedly kino, but why would there be a nagger knight
They're spanish you stupid fucking moron
doesn't look like it
It wouldn't to an idiot
im spanish nagger
so he's a spitting image of you then
no 🙂
"spanish nagger"
Just look at the VoX leader, arab af.
what does that have to do with anything?
He looks likes a sandnagger.
and? the guy in the animation doesn't, are you retarded?
He totally does, Are you blind?
>im spanish nagger
You're redundant redundant.
>a nagger knight
are you blind or just retarded? he's literally just a mestizo
>doesn't recognize the armor design immediately and calls it a nagger
watch the sword in freeze frame around 10 seconds, it makes no sense and teleports around
what do you mean?
> CGI looks almost real at times
> Waste it on artsy bullshit with constant shaky cam and jump cuts out of the ass
Imagine having the technical ability at your disposable to create something like this with zero of the downsides of having to actually film it in reality... and then go out of your way to put in all the fucking downsides artificially anyway, but even more exaggerated, like you wanted to recreate that fence jumping scene from Taken 3 with a conquistador and some thot in a lake.
the jumpcuts and disorientating camera work is helping hide any flaws in the CG.
renders come with glitches and sometimes the easiest fix is to cut quickly .
either that or too many cooks in the kitchen sorta speak
cgi looks almost real because of the shaky cam and jump cuts you fucking mouthbreathing retard
Imagine thinking everything should be the same style. Hyper realistic cgi and railcam. Ugh. Souless zoomy go.
it looks more realistic because the camera is not breathlessly static bro.
She looks like some Hindu goddess.
it has nothing to do with netflix thought they just stream it.
It's funny that people liked this short but despised those Robert Zemeckis motion capture movies. They're the exact same shit.
Corridor actually did a breakdown of the short with one of the people responsible for jimbaro.
It’s basically entirely rotoscoped, not mo-caped. It was apparently incredibly hard to just make the short.
>It was apparently incredibly hard to just make the short
because it's hand animated, which is really fucking hard to do especially for something so dynamic. Even if you have references, it's not as simple as just tracing.
No. You mean this clip:
They did a hand drawn, moving storyboard for the sequences, then filmed dancers and actors to do the movement, then they hand crafted the movement of the models based on it. There is no 'rotoscoping" in 3D. You're just ignorant of the process, and going by what you THINK you're seeing.
>then they hand crafted the movement of the models based on it.
This is your claim.
>Then they layed down the frames in the bg and just position the 3d models on top
This is most sane people's claim.
Now which one is true? You don't know it, and I don't know it. But the reality it, having the frame of the video footage that is the exact same angle and character framing you need, in a plane in the back of Maya on your workview, or having it on the side, it's by almost all accounts the fucking same.
Yes there is rotoscoping in 3d, you fucking retard. It's literally the same as 2d, it's a flat animation even if it's using 3d models.
Lmao what the hell is this.
the episode Night of the Mini Dead
Thanks anon
The moral of the story is don't have sex in a graveyard.
>35 episodes in total
>only 12 or so actually worth watching
fingers crossed that S4 is on par with 3
Didn't they already cancelled all animated shows?
Derivative unimaginative video game bullshit.
>indigenous vs invaders is derivative because someone already did it in a movie
the swamp setting, the staging and camerawork and overall visual treatment. fucking idiot.
>only one movie is allowed to be in a swamp ever
You're literally retarded, you dumb piece of shit worthless low IQ subhuman.
This is such a shit eating opinion. The series is such a great vehicle for creators to tell interesting stories in unique ways, and all you can say is its derivative. Well news flash. Everything is derivative. Every book ever written came after the bible. And every movie ever made came after shakespearian plays.
the only one worth watching
Crab fucking shits.
They should attack its weak point for massive damage.
snibet snab
Giant crabs wouldn't just attack people for no reason
>/ic/ joins the thread
underrated. thanks for the hearty kek anon, have a (you)
>Giant crab claws typed this post
>soldiers of the sea starts playing
any lingering doubts I had about the three body problem being complete shit were absolved by this pile of garbage. fuckin chinks lmao
it isnt the cgi its the art direction.
big budget studios in every visual media care more about realism than making things that look beautiful or even just following basic visual rules (see: everything being washed out or dark as fuck)
>big budget studios in every visual media care more about realism
Their CGI is not realistic at all, just boring.
>it isnt the cgi its the art direction.
Is it? Every character looks grotesque and unappealing with their weird dead bug-eyed stare, but I don't know enough about CGI to judge it on a technical level. Genuinely don't understand the appeal about it.
I legit thought it was real with just some FX to enhance the fever dream aspects of the short.
I wanted her to die and I didn't even feel bad for the cunt
What's the consensus on HEAVY METAL, the source material that inspired death love and robots ?
For frogs any médias related to metal hurlant worth watching?
major boobage
its shit that is only noteworthy because it has boobs and there was no internet boobs at the time
This is true. The art and animation always sucked.
I hate people so much it's unreal.
First movie was awesome. Second one was questionable at best.
Why are space battles in movies always so silly?
Babylon 5 did a good job for the most part.
I like BSG style with no pew pew lasers.
I didn't really like this episode. Season 2 was kind of forgettable. Seasons 1 and 3 were great though.
source on this please
too subjective imo, best to watch all 3 seasons and make a playlist yourself.
I like the aquilla rift and the one where they are in a bug hive plus the crab one
S02E07 Life Hutch
Which Love Death Robots episodes are worth watching?
Zima Blue
That’s the only one I’ve seen
none
That Dishonored one.
Yes very worth it.
>s1:
good/decent
3 The Witness
6 Yogurt
7 Aquila
ok i guess:
11 Helping Hand
16 Ice age
so dumb it's funny:
12 fish night
>s2
all of these are just ok nothing great:
1
4
5
6
>s3
good:
2
7
ok:
4
9
shit but the payoff is ok i guess:
8
zima blue, ice, jibaro, the one with the giant crab I cant remember the name lol, the witness.
those are the ones I can think of now, you can generally start watching all of them and skip if you notice they're shit
Bad Traveling
see
Kill Team Kill is really terrible. Are you a VO in it or something?
Yeah im Seth Green
No way. He's too funny to be on Cinemaphile.
sauce?
S02E07 Life hutch
Only thing memorable about this episode is the crazy fucking realism.
dedicated animators having fun creating what they want rather than souless marvel cgi on a rushed deadline
Render quality doesn't matter if what you render looks absolutely hideous.
I could have fixed her
Can someone explain the ending of the episode with the two doctors swimming with the Zerg looking swarm and the episode with the soldiers that run into that creature in the held by chains? Those are the only episodes I didn't get.
They are very similar, but note the differences:
>episode with the two doctors swimming with the Zerg looking swarm
Initially humans wanted to study the hive. Then realized they could use it.
Doctors study the swarm so they could use it for their own means, either war or resource labor or shit.
Swarm didn't like that, and felt a threat to the hive, and awaken a dormant hive feature (The big brain bug) that wages war againts species that threatens the hive. This results in the oppressor anihilated or assimilated, and uses as example a creature next to the black dude, explaining this.
>soldiers that run into that creature in the held by chains?
Soldiers awaken cthulhu-like creature. Will he kill everyone? It looks like it's bulletproof! It's up to you, the viewer, to imagine what happens next maybe!
clueless here
what's this from?
Love Death & Robots S1 short called "The Witness"
Same director by the way. He also won this year's oscar for best animated short for this pretentious pile of shit
the Lovecraftian one and jibaro are the best episodes from S3.
The sure what people see in the episode with the Crab on the ship. Sure it was good but it was too straight forward and doesn't leave much to interpretation. Jibaro lingered with me longer and left a bigger impact.
Jibaro is the exact same shit. NOTHING is left after the short has ended.
The only thing lingering is maybe ass, but surely not
>narrative
>deep message
>character development
Nothing. Everything is as in-your-face and plain as the crab one.
>good story
>fitting animation
>nice direction
>deep sea
>Jibaro lingered with me longer and left a bigger impact.
ok pseud go watch your adult cartoons
One of my fave 3d animated shorts, always thought it would fit in love death and robots
This was so kino, such a unapologetic humanity fuck yeah feelings
Not to spoil but didn't it imply the humans get shafted in the end?
humanity lost, bro
Humanity got BTFO in this one, like all the other races the hive had absorbed.
Probably my favorite one, just because it felt like it was going to be happy and uplifting to some degree, but then completely goes down a horrible path when you least expect it.
which one is this?
S03E06 Swarm
>so, how do you like my swimming
Underrated post
zima purple drank*
Lol even black robots can't swim
best one imo
Behold my final form.
>inside every black man is a white man who just wants to clean pools
kino
Alberto Mielgo is a true coomer, he called his studio pinkman
Look at his 2 animatics for into the spiderverse
guy is pure talent
The one about the whaling crew in an alien planet fighting a lovecraftian crab is poor kino
Jibarrrro
a daring synthesis
lol, article headline
"How Sara Silkin's choreography for 'Jibaro' turned animation into a study of movement"
holy shit you fucking morons, that's what animate means, movement!
>mogs all Hollywood CGI
Dude, you’re watching a job application to work on Hollywood CGI.
>called love, death and robots
>not one segment about a romance story between a human man and a robot girl
Just let us have one thing!
when an episode or movie poster is really bad, they just make it look flashy but not actually do anything with it. this is a boring episode but there's something really flashy in it that doesn't really do anything so its shit
Really hope this gets renewed for a 4th season. Very cool show.
When the Yogurt Took Over, Automated Customer Service and Alternate Histories suck many magnitudes worse than the Three Robot episodes. Otherwise this list is mostly right. Suits and The Dump are much worse than Lucky 13 too.
first tier list I've seen here that I mostly agree with
>Not making an F-tier to put The Drowned Giant in
Otherwise agreed but with an occasional one tier up or down difference.
is this show actually worth watching or are there just a couple of worthwhile episodes
The three robots episodes are pure shit. The rest of them are worth at least one watch. They aren't that long and there's something for everyone. Shitflix has a bad reputation but LD+R is one of the things that's right.
see
Don't listen to that list it's barely right at all.
Kill Team Kill was the actual worst one of them all and this idiot put it in B. Should be E. Vaulted Halls was B.
Most of these are "close enough" to the proper bracket but it's all wrong.
Kill Team Kill is nowhere near the worst.
You're right. The Three Robots ones are worst. KTK is just above them but only because it isn't a preachy agenda the whole time.
Too many different episodes and what is good and bad is pretty much subjective.
Some of them are good to watch once, some of them are shit, some of them are fucking kino and some of them are so great you will wish that there was a full movie.
What i did was watch all 3 series then create a playlist with just my personal fav ones.
I think there are some universally loved ones like aquilla rift but everything else is subjective.
Like that anon who made a list, thinks sonnys edge is not top tier where to me it is one of the best and I would love a vidya like that.
I dont think that highly of jbarro either other than the females animations being very unique art style, the episode itself is just OK.
Ill be honest, i was shocked when i learned it was cgi'd, i literally couldnt tell
a wikipedia article told me that this was a spiritual successor to Heavy Metal. is that true?
It's a series of adult vignettes. So in that regard yes. Heavy metal is a different sub culture/vibe though. So no not exactly the same. I still really enjoyed love death and robots.
>adult
They're actually quite juvenile. Nudity and violence doesn't make something grown up or mature. Most of them reek of childish reddit style writing.
You could argue the same about heavy metal. I honestly don't know why I come to Cinemaphile anymore. Everyone bends over backwards to be a contrarian to impress the other retards on here so they feel cool or whatever. I wish people could just enjoy or hate things with trannies or reddit or naggers being brought up every other post.
your babysitter was a phone. the fuck would you know about anything let alone having a valid opinion on any subject?
>N-no I am the oldest of old fags
>seethe dilate tranny nagger reddit fag
Do you actually have your own original opinions or thoughts instead of regurgitating the same thing every "independent" 4chin intellectual has. Are you not bored rereading the same thing over and over? Do you have your own thoughts? What do you even like? What is allowed to be good? Answer it without asking daddy Cinemaphile first.
Based.
the ONLY way anyone can dislike these shows is if they are a Cinemaphile contrarian? Really? You can't comprehend that other people might just genuinely dislike them for real reasons? midwit homosexual
Then say why you hate them. You just say me no like reddit
Me no like tranny
Me no like nagger
These aren't criticism or thoughts. Its just echo from people acting like retards. If you put the /LULZ/ bot on Cinemaphile the board would disappear because no one could post anything because it's all the same fucking post over and over.
Cunt Destroyer.
I don't like them because I don't like seeing trannies or naggers or women in masculine roles. Capiche?
You gotta remember most of them are twelve, actually retarded, indians, ruskies and a few chinks thrown in. Cinemaphile(nel) is just buzzword central.
Many of their stories are cliches, with boring 1 dimensional character that play out exactly how you expect them to from the first.
I'm a VFX artist so I'm not automatic wowed by any flashy shit that appears on my screen.
Most of them are not that interesting and despite having cool animation, they tend to be basically empty and in many cases cringy as fuck. Like all of the soldier shorts. It feels like watching a high quality student film
Was that specific enough or you need to build me in to your internet boogieman as well?
>are cliches
Like?
>boring 1 dimensional character
Like?
>exactly how you expect them to from the first.
Like?
>cool animation
Like?
>they tend to be basically empty
Like?
>cringey as fuck
Like?
You use cringey in fucking 2022. None of your bullshit was specific, tard. They're still vagaries.
Die, you retarded shitter.
>you say x in current year
>reddit spacing
fuck off
this show is generic as can be
>reddit invented spacing
Wow you are stupid.
Good take. Are there any studios or independent entities doing better animation?
>stories are cliches
>expecting deep stories in 10-20 min shorts
You make a good point.
>They're actually quite juvenile
i dont see how you can find these things juvenile.
Some of the stories deal with incredibly adult philosophical musings, zima blue and existentialism, pop squad ethics, aquilla rifts despair, or time pradox with the witness
The series is incredibly adult
Not every episode is that deep, some are just nice viginette stories or fun unique anoimation styles
That was a troll. Don't bother. He's legit retarded.
i bet if you looked up your name on wikipedia it would redirect you to the page about homosexuals.
Yeah it’s a pretty reasonable comparison. It’s also sort of like the Animatrix, except not focused around a central story.
For me it's Pop Squad.
That one fucked me up
this show feels like a bunch of demo reels put together
That's exactly it
Less concerned with making it look real and instead made sure it looked awesome.
I loved how it looked but I hated the weird jittery spastic movement
this series would be kino if it wasn't for all the globohomo diversity/stronk womyn shit
I've never heard about this before. Why is it being skilled suddenly?
This show always has a fucked up order when I go to watch it so I can never remember which ones I've seen and which I haven't.
alberto mielgo's visual style is fucking mesmerizing to me
I'll watch anything he touches
>replying to questions with questions
>replying multiple times to one post
>replying to your own posts with based
isn't there a small child you could be stealing candy from instead of posting here sholmo?
>AAAHHHHH HE SAID HE SECRET WORD
israelite
Kike
Schlomo
Heeb
Yid
Tiny hat
Aaahhhhhbbbb
I can NOT believe they put Yiffing on fucking netflix, insane
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
my wife
what a fucking retard he was
What a telepathic spider queen might be thinking when she's pouring champagne all over her tits in a dream she's giving you?
She loves human men
Bet she never did that with any of the other aliens trapped there
what was his fucking problem rejecting that because she was really a spider?
That doesn't look very good at all. Looks like the DP was a student.
judging from this thread I assume this show only looks good technically and is not worth watching because of woke nonsense
does that about sum it up?
Nope
every episode is an individual story each made by a different studio with a different visual/story telling style
each season has its absolute gems, polished turds, and woke trash
Why don't you watch it and make your own opinion / thought? It's ole to have a different opinion.
I don't understand what you thought flirting with me was going to do, but keep on and you might get into trouble.
i just don't want to waste my time watching something i wont enjoy when i could be finding better entertainment elsewhere
Yet you'll spend 4 hours in this very thread shitting up the place because you're literally fucking retarded and in need of attention. It's fucking sad.
interesting reaction
i just entered this thread bucko, and i enjoy reading what people have to say about the shit they decided to soend time watching so i dont have to
>I'm only pretending to be retarded!
Sure. Sure. We believe you.
all i said is you're doing a poor job of selling this show
I will not be renewing your contract
>I don't want to waste time
>He exclaimed
>while posting and reading a thread on Cinemaphile
>if only he could find 20 minutes
>His 20 minutes his 20 minutes his kingdom for 20 minutes!
NO. TIME.
I really like LDR. The best bits leave you wanting for more or give nice closure. The bad bits are over fast and still look nice.
No, idiot. There's one shitter shitspamming the fucking thread. LDR threads are usually alright.
The Secret War was good
Yeah man I liked it so much I had to check the studio, found out they are the ones who did ass creed revelations intro which is fucking kino
Lobe Death and Robots reminds me of that old show on TechTV that was like an anthology of CGI animated shorts, which was pretty rare for TV at the time.
>TechTV
Go to bed grandpa
>tfw you go down on her and suddenly realize she's on her period