>mogs all other Hollywood CGI

>mogs all other Hollywood CGI

How did Netflix do it? Not even movies with $200 million budget look as good.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a konami ps3 cutscene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Muhmuhmuh three israeliteels clipping aaaaarggghhhhh

      It's all about money laundering and doing CGI in India/China. How hasn't mainstream CGI improved when games have and GPUs are insanely powerful? Achhhhually much of CGI has improved, like most cars you see on screen aren't there, most ordinary backrounds are fake and everything sound related is after recorded in studio.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rendering for animated features aren't done on a retail GPUs, you spastic moron. A 3090 would take weeks to render one frame that a server farm for a professional studio would render in a day.

        >Pixar has a huge "render farm," which is basically a supercomputer composed of 2000 machines, and 24,000 cores. This makes it one of the 25 largest supercomputers in the world. That said, with all that computing power, it still took two years to render Monster's University.
        >— Peter Collingridge

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, ok. This doesn't even make any sense. It isn't even like it has to be interactive but lots of games do 4k textures in real time. And that's one computer with a handful of flops. And when asked what their problem is studios will say it's because they are overworked, not that the hardware can't keep up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, you're just autistic and don't understand the difference between screen quality CGI and vidya. But you'll screetch like a little b***h about it anyway, while huffing /misc/.
            Just get it over with and call me a israelite so I can move on and just ignore you, because anything else is a complete waste of time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good fricking god lmao spergalergalergalerg!

              I'm not a israelitehater. You can't compete with my logic so you attacked me and pretended I was the chud boogeyman. Get a grip.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is a /misc/ board.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                keep dreaming

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                /misc/ is Cinemaphile

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's why there's no creative or interesting people left on the site

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It clearly is. There are a few annoying, histrionic homosexuals here but you guys are pretty rare.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why do troony male homosexuals keep bringing up /misc/ up for no reason? Did your dilator get lost in your maggot hole?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They render in 24k so they can sell you the same shit in incremental resolutions for 10 years

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I was about to post "Why do they have to render both sides of everything in 30k anyway?" Good call.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really doesn't.

      Maybe soldiers are not top tier but environment and particularly that woman is just perfect.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but it's just like 15 minutes long

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was Beyond the Aquila Rift.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      id still smash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh I never noticed that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no spider-woman gf to suck me dry until I die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a pic for you
        https://twitter.com/Glassbuttboy/status/1110368151739514882

        https://i.imgur.com/eFvghX2.jpg

        >mogs all other Hollywood CGI

        How did Netflix do it? Not even movies with $200 million budget look as good.

        It looks good because it's literally live footage with 3d overlapped.
        Basically 3d rotoscopy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It looks good because it's literally live footage with 3d overlapped.
          You mean motion capture?
          >Basically 3d rotoscopy
          Kek.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You mean motion capture?
            it's literally not motion capture you moron

            Here's a pic for you
            https://twitter.com/Glassbuttboy/status/1110368151739514882

            [...]
            It looks good because it's literally live footage with 3d overlapped.
            Basically 3d rotoscopy

            >basic 3d rotoscopy
            you don't know what that word means, and it's not applicable here

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >A computer didn't do it so its different
              Rotoscoping then you mong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You mean motion capture?
            No, literally taking live footage, and keyframing your 3d rigged model over the girl dancing's frames
            Literally, figuratively and abstractively 3d tracing, I don't know how you can read it as NOT tracing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It looks good because it's literally live footage with 3d overlapped.
          >Basically 3d rotoscopy
          No, moron. That's not what it is, at all. They use motion capture for the movement. Everything in the scene is computer generated.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They use motion capture for the movement
            They did not, you obiously didn't watch the behing the camera footage.
            Why don't you try and shut the frick up?
            That way you don't appear as dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got tricked into watching this, it was boring and the characters' looked like trash
      These were good

      This series just has really high quality CGI in general. Secret Wars from season 1 was amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Saves you
      >Opens up to you
      >Willing to protect you from the elements
      >Didn't have to do any of this and could've just feed on you.
      Lmao, what the frick is this dude complaining about? At least he would have someone/something with him until his final days. Hell, they could explore the universe together and share their time together. Dude was a c**t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was a moron

        She could even create any fantasy he wanted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he just frick the sexy spider lady?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he did kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did.

          I mean after he learned it was an actual spider lady

          Like who cares lmao, he already knows she can create any fantasy he wants, so what is the problem?

          How can you be a space explorer and be horrified beyond thinking at some generic space spider and not want to just frick its brains out?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think the creature was just creating that fantasy so he stays there while she feeds on him though. I don't think he was literally going to be her mate.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              geez you're dumb. the spider can control their minds, it can just keep them asleep if it wanted to eat them. the whole point is they ended up in her web and she's just caring for them like a hospice nurse because they're completely fricked and she can't even reveal herself because they just keep sperging out over how horrifying she is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they just keep sperging out over how horrifying she is
                Send me into space bros

                I would run at her so fast when she reveals herself to me, she would put me back into the fantasy because she would be too embarrassed that someone loves her for who she is

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the feed theory is so stupid

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The only reason the story is interesting at all is to examine 'what if' Greta has empathy and was sympathetic to the lost travelers that she encountered. Otherwise, it's just more of the same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this one fricked me up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone clarify

      Did ships accidently get stranded there and she was basically putting people into the matrix so the wouldn't live out the rest of their live in existential dread and horror? Or was she luring them? Its been a while and I can't remember.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Did ships accidently get stranded there and she was basically putting people into the matrix
        Yeah.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah so the character is pretty benevolent then.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It isn't like she was giving him 2 hours of sleep a night and trying to pull his fingernails out every day, if that's what you mean.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can someone clarify

          Did ships accidently get stranded there and she was basically putting people into the matrix so the wouldn't live out the rest of their live in existential dread and horror? Or was she luring them? Its been a while and I can't remember.

          >The whole thing at the end looked like a funnel web trap.
          >The routing error was 'intentional' (it keeps making the same one)
          >multiple people are trapped there

          I think it is intentional, but what it wants is more left open. Does it feed off of emotions? Does it slowly consume its host? I do not think it was benevolent at all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The girl brags about finding a shortcut or something at the beginning. But the way she was so sure a rounding error couldn't lead them off track that far? I don't know she did seem sure.

            How did the spider do it from dozens of lightyears away?

            It's based on a short story. I have it but haven't read it yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she and her kind were one of if not first to become trapped. shes as much a victim of the error as Thom. shes very clearly benevolent in the short story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The former. She was giving them a comforting illusion to spare them the true horror of their situation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably be pretty fricking scared too, but she really could have eased into it and described what she looked like first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my eyes are up here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO IT LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN ME AND THATS NOT OKAY
      Strange moral to the story but I can get behind it for sure.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >making kino directed BY 3D artists that take full advantage of their software expertise
    compared to:
    >making goyslop with moronic ideas from pedophile airhead hollywood executives that outsource their shitty projects to VFX houses with no knowledge of the limitations or capabilities of software

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek they want a a tv show with 500+ VFX shots done within 2 months so they give 20 different VFX houses a 200 million budget who then pocket half of it and then work graduates and indians for 12 hours a day to get it done

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This series just has really high quality CGI in general. Secret Wars from season 1 was amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the realistic ones have good animation but no aesthetic, jibaro and stuff like ice are much better visually

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just shows that passion and artistry matters more than the amount of resource you have.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      money doesn't make talent

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was going to be cringe when I first saw it but honestly I ended up loving it. Some of my favorite short film footage of the last 10 years probably.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't even know what it is

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching this but the shorts art that interesting and have too much gay stuff.

    I tried watching Oatland Studios too but the first episode went nowhere and then it was a new story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be an adult to post here sonny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a premise isn't a story

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad it was boring and pointless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you need to back

      maybe /r/marvel is more your speed

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not even movies with $200 million budget look as good.

    um, did you think they were actually spending any significant portion of that on CGI?

    """investors""" i.e criminals with large amounts of dirty money """invest""" in the movie through a shell corporation which will be dissolved after the production finishes. Their dirty money is """spent""" on CGI purchased from another shell company which ultimately ties back to them. $100,000 worth of CGI is billed as $10,000,000. Now you can declare that $10,000,000, pay (some) tax on it, and have it nestle nicely in your legitimate bank account.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They cranked the israeliteelry physics up to 11

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they hired bethesda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More webms please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i can't stop watching. how does it look so real?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because its a real person with make-up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that red israeliteel just literally sliding and floating to the position it should be on her chest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick can't unsee it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have great eyes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looked like it had legs. I believe those israeliteels were insectoid. I don't think that was an accident, you were supposed to notice something weird going on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eFvghX2.jpg

      >mogs all other Hollywood CGI

      How did Netflix do it? Not even movies with $200 million budget look as good.

      Who knows how many millions to badly imitate Samuel Bayer music videos from 30 years ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like absolute shit. This looks like someone took an older game from like an early PS4 game and just added filters and over the top nonsense israeliteel physics to make it look ''pretty''
      The only thing that looks good about this is the eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nut in shiny gold lady

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >well animated
    >homosexual character design
    >severely overdone israeliteelry jiggling
    >gay interpretive dance numbers
    >vomit-inducing camera work
    >babby's first greed metaphor

    A good animation team wasted on artsy-fartsy trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was fine you autistic frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.
      Zima Blue was pretentious shit too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretentious
        You aren't, Mr. Thesaurus.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Made me laugh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zima Blue was incredible, how are you this much of a contrarian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. If one of my artists came to me with that shit I would slap them and tell them to stop being such a homosexual

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Initially thought she would be naked with all the israeliteelry pierced to her body. I feel like that was the original idea that got pruded up.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >morons itt point out brush strokes on a painting don't look airbrushed.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of that meme where the french terrorist sympathizer struts into the courtroom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      admittedly kino, but why would there be a Black person knight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're spanish you stupid fricking moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't look like it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It wouldn't to an idiot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              im spanish Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so he's a spitting image of you then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "spanish Black person"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just look at the VoX leader, arab af.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what does that have to do with anything?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He looks likes a sandBlack person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and? the guy in the animation doesn't, are you moronic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He totally does, Are you blind?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >im spanish Black person
                You're redundant redundant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a Black person knight
        are you blind or just moronic? he's literally just a mestizo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't recognize the armor design immediately and calls it a Black person

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watch the sword in freeze frame around 10 seconds, it makes no sense and teleports around

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > CGI looks almost real at times
    > Waste it on artsy bullshit with constant shaky cam and jump cuts out of the ass

    Imagine having the technical ability at your disposable to create something like this with zero of the downsides of having to actually film it in reality... and then go out of your way to put in all the fricking downsides artificially anyway, but even more exaggerated, like you wanted to recreate that fence jumping scene from Taken 3 with a conquistador and some thot in a lake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the jumpcuts and disorientating camera work is helping hide any flaws in the CG.

      renders come with glitches and sometimes the easiest fix is to cut quickly .

      either that or too many cooks in the kitchen sorta speak

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >morons itt point out brush strokes on a painting don't look airbrushed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cgi looks almost real because of the shaky cam and jump cuts you fricking mouthbreathing moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking everything should be the same style. Hyper realistic cgi and railcam. Ugh. Souless zoomy go.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it looks more realistic because the camera is not breathlessly static bro.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like some Hindu goddess.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it has nothing to do with netflix thought they just stream it.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that people liked this short but despised those Robert Zemeckis motion capture movies. They're the exact same shit.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Corridor actually did a breakdown of the short with one of the people responsible for jimbaro.

    It’s basically entirely rotoscoped, not mo-caped. It was apparently incredibly hard to just make the short.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It was apparently incredibly hard to just make the short
      because it's hand animated, which is really fricking hard to do especially for something so dynamic. Even if you have references, it's not as simple as just tracing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. You mean this clip:

      They did a hand drawn, moving storyboard for the sequences, then filmed dancers and actors to do the movement, then they hand crafted the movement of the models based on it. There is no 'rotoscoping" in 3D. You're just ignorant of the process, and going by what you THINK you're seeing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >then they hand crafted the movement of the models based on it.
        This is your claim.
        >Then they layed down the frames in the bg and just position the 3d models on top
        This is most sane people's claim.
        Now which one is true? You don't know it, and I don't know it. But the reality it, having the frame of the video footage that is the exact same angle and character framing you need, in a plane in the back of Maya on your workview, or having it on the side, it's by almost all accounts the fricking same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes there is rotoscoping in 3d, you fricking moron. It's literally the same as 2d, it's a flat animation even if it's using 3d models.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao what the hell is this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the episode Night of the Mini Dead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The moral of the story is don't have sex in a graveyard.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >35 episodes in total
    >only 12 or so actually worth watching
    fingers crossed that S4 is on par with 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they already cancelled all animated shows?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Derivative unimaginative video game bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >indigenous vs invaders is derivative because someone already did it in a movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the swamp setting, the staging and camerawork and overall visual treatment. fricking idiot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >only one movie is allowed to be in a swamp ever
          You're literally moronic, you dumb piece of shit worthless low IQ subhuman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a shit eating opinion. The series is such a great vehicle for creators to tell interesting stories in unique ways, and all you can say is its derivative. Well news flash. Everything is derivative. Every book ever written came after the bible. And every movie ever made came after shakespearian plays.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only one worth watching

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crab fricking shits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should attack its weak point for massive damage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      snibet snab

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Giant crabs wouldn't just attack people for no reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >/ic/ joins the thread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        underrated. thanks for the hearty kek anon, have a (you)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Giant crabs wouldn't just attack people for no reason

      >Giant crab claws typed this post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >soldiers of the sea starts playing

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any lingering doubts I had about the three body problem being complete shit were absolved by this pile of garbage. frickin chinks lmao

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it isnt the cgi its the art direction.
    big budget studios in every visual media care more about realism than making things that look beautiful or even just following basic visual rules (see: everything being washed out or dark as frick)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >big budget studios in every visual media care more about realism
      Their CGI is not realistic at all, just boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it isnt the cgi its the art direction.
      Is it? Every character looks grotesque and unappealing with their weird dead bug-eyed stare, but I don't know enough about CGI to judge it on a technical level. Genuinely don't understand the appeal about it.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I legit thought it was real with just some FX to enhance the fever dream aspects of the short.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted her to die and I didn't even feel bad for the c**t

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the consensus on HEAVY METAL, the source material that inspired death love and robots ?

    For frogs any médias related to metal hurlant worth watching?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      major boobage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its shit that is only noteworthy because it has boobs and there was no internet boobs at the time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. The art and animation always sucked.

        >they just keep sperging out over how horrifying she is
        Send me into space bros

        I would run at her so fast when she reveals herself to me, she would put me back into the fantasy because she would be too embarrassed that someone loves her for who she is

        I hate people so much it's unreal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        First movie was awesome. Second one was questionable at best.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are space battles in movies always so silly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Babylon 5 did a good job for the most part.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like BSG style with no pew pew lasers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't really like this episode. Season 2 was kind of forgettable. Seasons 1 and 3 were great though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      source on this please

      Which Love Death Robots episodes are worth watching?

      too subjective imo, best to watch all 3 seasons and make a playlist yourself.
      I like the aquilla rift and the one where they are in a bug hive plus the crab one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        S02E07 Life Hutch

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which Love Death Robots episodes are worth watching?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zima Blue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the only one I’ve seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      none

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That Dishonored one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes very worth it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >s1:
      good/decent
      3 The Witness
      6 Yogurt
      7 Aquila
      ok i guess:
      11 Helping Hand
      16 Ice age
      so dumb it's funny:
      12 fish night
      >s2
      all of these are just ok nothing great:
      1
      4
      5
      6
      >s3
      good:
      2
      7
      ok:
      4
      9
      shit but the payoff is ok i guess:
      8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zima blue, ice, jibaro, the one with the giant crab I cant remember the name lol, the witness.
      those are the ones I can think of now, you can generally start watching all of them and skip if you notice they're shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bad Traveling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Really hope this gets renewed for a 4th season. Very cool show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kill Team Kill is really terrible. Are you a VO in it or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah im Seth Green

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No way. He's too funny to be on Cinemaphile.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        S02E07 Life hutch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing memorable about this episode is the crazy fricking realism.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dedicated animators having fun creating what they want rather than souless marvel cgi on a rushed deadline

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Render quality doesn't matter if what you render looks absolutely hideous.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could have fixed her

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain the ending of the episode with the two doctors swimming with the Zerg looking swarm and the episode with the soldiers that run into that creature in the held by chains? Those are the only episodes I didn't get.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are very similar, but note the differences:
      >episode with the two doctors swimming with the Zerg looking swarm
      Initially humans wanted to study the hive. Then realized they could use it.
      Doctors study the swarm so they could use it for their own means, either war or resource labor or shit.
      Swarm didn't like that, and felt a threat to the hive, and awaken a dormant hive feature (The big brain bug) that wages war againts species that threatens the hive. This results in the oppressor anihilated or assimilated, and uses as example a creature next to the black dude, explaining this.
      >soldiers that run into that creature in the held by chains?
      Soldiers awaken cthulhu-like creature. Will he kill everyone? It looks like it's bulletproof! It's up to you, the viewer, to imagine what happens next maybe!

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      clueless here
      what's this from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Love Death & Robots S1 short called "The Witness"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eFvghX2.jpg

      >mogs all other Hollywood CGI

      How did Netflix do it? Not even movies with $200 million budget look as good.

      Same director by the way. He also won this year's oscar for best animated short for this pretentious pile of shit

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the Lovecraftian one and jibaro are the best episodes from S3.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sure what people see in the episode with the Crab on the ship. Sure it was good but it was too straight forward and doesn't leave much to interpretation. Jibaro lingered with me longer and left a bigger impact.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jibaro is the exact same shit. NOTHING is left after the short has ended.
      The only thing lingering is maybe ass, but surely not
      >narrative
      >deep message
      >character development
      Nothing. Everything is as in-your-face and plain as the crab one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >good story
      >fitting animation
      >nice direction
      >deep sea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jibaro lingered with me longer and left a bigger impact.
      ok pseud go watch your adult cartoons

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of my fave 3d animated shorts, always thought it would fit in love death and robots

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was so kino, such a unapologetic humanity frick yeah feelings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not to spoil but didn't it imply the humans get shafted in the end?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        humanity lost, bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Humanity got BTFO in this one, like all the other races the hive had absorbed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably my favorite one, just because it felt like it was going to be happy and uplifting to some degree, but then completely goes down a horrible path when you least expect it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which one is this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        S03E06 Swarm

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so, how do you like my swimming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zima purple drank*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol even black robots can't swim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best one imo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Behold my final form.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >inside every black man is a white man who just wants to clean pools
      kino

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alberto Mielgo is a true coomer, he called his studio pinkman
    Look at his 2 animatics for into the spiderverse

    guy is pure talent

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one about the whaling crew in an alien planet fighting a lovecraftian crab is poor kino

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jibarrrro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a daring synthesis

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol, article headline
    "How Sara Silkin's choreography for 'Jibaro' turned animation into a study of movement"
    holy shit you fricking morons, that's what animate means, movement!

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs all Hollywood CGI
    Dude, you’re watching a job application to work on Hollywood CGI.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >called love, death and robots
    >not one segment about a romance story between a human man and a robot girl

    Just let us have one thing!

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when an episode or movie poster is really bad, they just make it look flashy but not actually do anything with it. this is a boring episode but there's something really flashy in it that doesn't really do anything so its shit

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really hope this gets renewed for a 4th season. Very cool show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When the Yogurt Took Over, Automated Customer Service and Alternate Histories suck many magnitudes worse than the Three Robot episodes. Otherwise this list is mostly right. Suits and The Dump are much worse than Lucky 13 too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first tier list I've seen here that I mostly agree with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not making an F-tier to put The Drowned Giant in
      Otherwise agreed but with an occasional one tier up or down difference.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this show actually worth watching or are there just a couple of worthwhile episodes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The three robots episodes are pure shit. The rest of them are worth at least one watch. They aren't that long and there's something for everyone. Shitflix has a bad reputation but LD+R is one of the things that's right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Really hope this gets renewed for a 4th season. Very cool show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to that list it's barely right at all.

      Kill Team Kill was the actual worst one of them all and this idiot put it in B. Should be E. Vaulted Halls was B.

      Most of these are "close enough" to the proper bracket but it's all wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kill Team Kill is nowhere near the worst.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're right. The Three Robots ones are worst. KTK is just above them but only because it isn't a preachy agenda the whole time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too many different episodes and what is good and bad is pretty much subjective.
      Some of them are good to watch once, some of them are shit, some of them are fricking kino and some of them are so great you will wish that there was a full movie.

      What i did was watch all 3 series then create a playlist with just my personal fav ones.
      I think there are some universally loved ones like aquilla rift but everything else is subjective.
      Like that anon who made a list, thinks sonnys edge is not top tier where to me it is one of the best and I would love a vidya like that.

      I dont think that highly of jbarro either other than the females animations being very unique art style, the episode itself is just OK.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ill be honest, i was shocked when i learned it was cgi'd, i literally couldnt tell

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a wikipedia article told me that this was a spiritual successor to Heavy Metal. is that true?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a series of adult vignettes. So in that regard yes. Heavy metal is a different sub culture/vibe though. So no not exactly the same. I still really enjoyed love death and robots.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >adult
        They're actually quite juvenile. Nudity and violence doesn't make something grown up or mature. Most of them reek of childish reddit style writing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You could argue the same about heavy metal. I honestly don't know why I come to Cinemaphile anymore. Everyone bends over backwards to be a contrarian to impress the other morons on here so they feel cool or whatever. I wish people could just enjoy or hate things with trannies or reddit or Black folk being brought up every other post.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            your babysitter was a phone. the frick would you know about anything let alone having a valid opinion on any subject?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >N-no I am the oldest of old gays
              >seethe dilate troony Black person reddit gay
              Do you actually have your own original opinions or thoughts instead of regurgitating the same thing every "independent" 4chin intellectual has. Are you not bored rereading the same thing over and over? Do you have your own thoughts? What do you even like? What is allowed to be good? Answer it without asking daddy Cinemaphile first.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You could argue the same about heavy metal. I honestly don't know why I come to Cinemaphile anymore. Everyone bends over backwards to be a contrarian to impress the other morons on here so they feel cool or whatever. I wish people could just enjoy or hate things with trannies or reddit or Black folk being brought up every other post.

                Based.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the ONLY way anyone can dislike these shows is if they are a Cinemaphile contrarian? Really? You can't comprehend that other people might just genuinely dislike them for real reasons? midwit homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then say why you hate them. You just say me no like reddit
              Me no like troony
              Me no like Black person
              These aren't criticism or thoughts. Its just echo from people acting like morons. If you put the /LULZ/ bot on Cinemaphile the board would disappear because no one could post anything because it's all the same fricking post over and over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                c**t Destroyer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like them because I don't like seeing trannies or Black folk or women in masculine roles. Capiche?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You gotta remember most of them are twelve, actually moronic, indians, ruskies and a few chinks thrown in. Cinemaphile(nel) is just buzzword central.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Many of their stories are cliches, with boring 1 dimensional character that play out exactly how you expect them to from the first.
                I'm a VFX artist so I'm not automatic wowed by any flashy shit that appears on my screen.
                Most of them are not that interesting and despite having cool animation, they tend to be basically empty and in many cases cringy as frick. Like all of the soldier shorts. It feels like watching a high quality student film
                Was that specific enough or you need to build me in to your internet boogieman as well?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >are cliches
                Like?
                >boring 1 dimensional character
                Like?
                >exactly how you expect them to from the first.
                Like?
                >cool animation
                Like?
                >they tend to be basically empty
                Like?
                >cringey as frick
                Like?

                You use cringey in fricking 2022. None of your bullshit was specific, tard. They're still vagaries.

                Die, you moronic shitter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you say x in current year
                >reddit spacing
                frick off
                this show is generic as can be

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit invented spacing
                Wow you are stupid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good take. Are there any studios or independent entities doing better animation?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >stories are cliches
                >expecting deep stories in 10-20 min shorts

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You make a good point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They're actually quite juvenile
          i dont see how you can find these things juvenile.
          Some of the stories deal with incredibly adult philosophical musings, zima blue and existentialism, pop squad ethics, aquilla rifts despair, or time pradox with the witness
          The series is incredibly adult
          Not every episode is that deep, some are just nice viginette stories or fun unique anoimation styles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That was a troll. Don't bother. He's legit moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i bet if you looked up your name on wikipedia it would redirect you to the page about homosexuals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it’s a pretty reasonable comparison. It’s also sort of like the Animatrix, except not focused around a central story.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Pop Squad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That one fricked me up

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this show feels like a bunch of demo reels put together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly it

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Less concerned with making it look real and instead made sure it looked awesome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I loved how it looked but I hated the weird jittery spastic movement

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this series would be kino if it wasn't for all the globohomosexual diversity/stronk womyn shit

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard about this before. Why is it being skilled suddenly?

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show always has a fricked up order when I go to watch it so I can never remember which ones I've seen and which I haven't.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alberto mielgo's visual style is fricking mesmerizing to me
    I'll watch anything he touches

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >replying to questions with questions
    >replying multiple times to one post
    >replying to your own posts with based
    isn't there a small child you could be stealing candy from instead of posting here sholmo?

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >replying to questions with questions
    >replying multiple times to one post
    >replying to your own posts with based
    isn't there a small child you could be stealing candy from instead of posting here sholmo?

    >AAAHHHHH HE SAID HE SECRET WORD

    Jew
    israelite
    Schlomo
    Heeb
    Yid
    Tiny hat

    Aaahhhhhbbbb

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can NOT believe they put Yiffing on fricking netflix, insane

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my wife
      what a fricking moron he was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What a telepathic spider queen might be thinking when she's pouring champagne all over her breasts in a dream she's giving you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She loves human men

            Bet she never did that with any of the other aliens trapped there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what was his fricking problem rejecting that because she was really a spider?

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't look very good at all. Looks like the DP was a student.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    judging from this thread I assume this show only looks good technically and is not worth watching because of woke nonsense
    does that about sum it up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope
      every episode is an individual story each made by a different studio with a different visual/story telling style
      each season has its absolute gems, polished turds, and woke trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you watch it and make your own opinion / thought? It's ole to have a different opinion.

      Many of their stories are cliches, with boring 1 dimensional character that play out exactly how you expect them to from the first.
      I'm a VFX artist so I'm not automatic wowed by any flashy shit that appears on my screen.
      Most of them are not that interesting and despite having cool animation, they tend to be basically empty and in many cases cringy as frick. Like all of the soldier shorts. It feels like watching a high quality student film
      Was that specific enough or you need to build me in to your internet boogieman as well?

      I don't understand what you thought flirting with me was going to do, but keep on and you might get into trouble.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i just don't want to waste my time watching something i wont enjoy when i could be finding better entertainment elsewhere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yet you'll spend 4 hours in this very thread shitting up the place because you're literally fricking moronic and in need of attention. It's fricking sad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            interesting reaction

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i just entered this thread bucko, and i enjoy reading what people have to say about the shit they decided to soend time watching so i dont have to

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm only pretending to be moronic!
              Sure. Sure. We believe you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                all i said is you're doing a poor job of selling this show
                I will not be renewing your contract

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't want to waste time
          >He exclaimed
          >while posting and reading a thread on Cinemaphile
          >if only he could find 20 minutes
          >His 20 minutes his 20 minutes his kingdom for 20 minutes!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            NO. TIME.

            I really like LDR. The best bits leave you wanting for more or give nice closure. The bad bits are over fast and still look nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, idiot. There's one shitter shitspamming the fricking thread. LDR threads are usually alright.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Secret War was good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah man I liked it so much I had to check the studio, found out they are the ones who did ass creed revelations intro which is fricking kino

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lobe Death and Robots reminds me of that old show on TechTV that was like an anthology of CGI animated shorts, which was pretty rare for TV at the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TechTV
      Go to bed grandpa

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you go down on her and suddenly realize she's on her period

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