van damme is such a burnout failure that it gave him undeniable character. hes like a real life chuck norris villain in terms of his looks and attitude.
Probably because he's the villain
Bruh, don't be giving Scott Adkins his due respect. Nobody does that.
>Bruh, don't be giving Scott Adkins his due respect. Nobody does that.
no one remembers him in the movie and says 'yeah! that guy was good! what movies of his can I watch?' scott is boring. strong, tall, capable as a fighter, but boring. jason statham fighting a cgi shark would be more entertaining then seeing scott trying to be a person.
I don't care if it was a reddit moment, it was great to finally see Stallone, Willis, and Arnie tearing shit up all together. Possibly the three most iconic action stars. It felt like an inevitable conclusion to their largely parallel careers that had been teased in the back of the mind for decades.
Bro i been wantin to see all these meatheads on the screen together since the 90s. The scene in Last Action Hero when we see a poster of Stallone as The Terminator was enough to give me my first chub.
>Chuck Norris
Did anyone even watch his movies? I know Texas walker was popular but noone mentions his action films apart from getting killed by Bruce Lee. Crazy how his death created a bunch of action stars.
Chuck Norris was barely known outside of the USA until the internet meme.
However Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger would be the first three names almost anyone worldwide would give you if you asked them to name 80s/90s action stars.
Zoomers only know him from their le heckling epic memes. Not a single one has ever fully watched his movies. I've only ever saw him in Texas Walker Ranger and Delta Force. I honestly think he isn't a very good actor and he did a lot of mediocre movies but at least he quit while he was ahead unlike Steven Seagal, whos earlier movies were pretty alright but his later filmography is some of the most laziest garbage ever released. They're are literally "The Asylum Stuidos" tier level of garbage. It's just like with Bob Ross too. Zoomers only know about him from memes but never actually watched his showed. I 100% guarantee that no zoom zoom could ever sit through his stuff because of how slow it can be.
Is it just me or is the wardrobe design in these movies kind of weird? It's like standard military stuff but then they mix in all these random things to make the dudes look cool, but it's like what a 50 year old dude in 2010 who's vaguely aware of hipsters thinks is cool. Like they're out in the field wearing peacoats and flat caps and random shit.
I was so bummed when I found out there were no legit versions of the knives in the 3 movies.
it's all stainless show pieces.
but I guess it makes sense since it's about 80's action stars.
Why did none of these movies hire 80s directors and writers? Why did they add those UFC/MMA fags. I want old wrinkle ass 70 year old action stars stumbling over themselves as they qup some one liner at me. Such a simple concept. Also no Jackie Chan, No chow Yun Fat, No Michelle yeoh. Also the 4th has Megan fox, really dumb fucks why not Kate Beckinsale.
>Zoomers only know him from their le heckling epic memes. Not a single one has ever fully watched his movies. I've only ever saw him in Texas Walker Ranger and Delta Force. I honestly think he isn't a very good actor and he did a lot of mediocre movies but at least he quit while he was ahead unlike Steven Seagal, whos earlier movies were pretty alright but his later filmography is some of the most laziest garbage ever released. They're are literally "The Asylum Stuidos" tier level of garbage. It's just like with Bob Ross too. Zoomers only know about him from memes but never actually watched his showed. I 100% guarantee that no zoom zoom could ever sit through his stuff because of how slow it can be.
arnold and stallone were never incredible action sequence guys
van dam on the other hand though, doing splits and shit
Unless it's a slut doing the splits on my dick, it ain't action, it's gay.
Shooting guns is action.
>Shooting guns is action.
seagal season is over
Seagal was never legit. He was the carlos mencia of action movies
>He was the carlos mencia of action movies
Who was doing aikido wrist breaks before Segal?
>Who was doing aikido wrist breaks before Segal?
Dee da dee's
>Dee da dee
So no one then.
Seagal should be at the top, but he turned himself into a meme.
part 2? i dont think i saw the whole movie
the only natty one?
FTFY
Probably because he's the villain
Bruh, don't be giving Scott Adkins his due respect. Nobody does that.
van damme is such a burnout failure that it gave him undeniable character. hes like a real life chuck norris villain in terms of his looks and attitude.
>Bruh, don't be giving Scott Adkins his due respect. Nobody does that.
no one remembers him in the movie and says 'yeah! that guy was good! what movies of his can I watch?' scott is boring. strong, tall, capable as a fighter, but boring. jason statham fighting a cgi shark would be more entertaining then seeing scott trying to be a person.
>van damme is such a burnout failure
That clip of him shouting and crying at his wife. Because he wasn't cast for bloodsport part 2.
I think exaggerated a bit with description, but it's still kino.
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>prima donna gets humbled
he was too hollywood for his own good, but not gnome enough to get away with it
That's like me after everyday of work and ten beers
>FTFY
I'm sorry Scott but you've made a lot of shit for last decade. I get excited only be let down each year. Avengement was your last good film.
budget frank grillo which is just budget jon bernthal
don cha-lenj me
why did he call himself that?
You want me to man you up? I'LL MAN YOU UP SO HARD, THAT EVERY BISON WANNABE IS GONA FEEL IT
I don't care if it was a reddit moment, it was great to finally see Stallone, Willis, and Arnie tearing shit up all together. Possibly the three most iconic action stars. It felt like an inevitable conclusion to their largely parallel careers that had been teased in the back of the mind for decades.
Bro i been wantin to see all these meatheads on the screen together since the 90s. The scene in Last Action Hero when we see a poster of Stallone as The Terminator was enough to give me my first chub.
>it was great to finally see Stallone, Willis, and Arnie tearing shit up all together.
Wasn't Chuck Norris also in that one?
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>Chuck Norris
Did anyone even watch his movies? I know Texas walker was popular but noone mentions his action films apart from getting killed by Bruce Lee. Crazy how his death created a bunch of action stars.
Chuck Norris was barely known outside of the USA until the internet meme.
However Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger would be the first three names almost anyone worldwide would give you if you asked them to name 80s/90s action stars.
Zoomers only know him from their le heckling epic memes. Not a single one has ever fully watched his movies. I've only ever saw him in Texas Walker Ranger and Delta Force. I honestly think he isn't a very good actor and he did a lot of mediocre movies but at least he quit while he was ahead unlike Steven Seagal, whos earlier movies were pretty alright but his later filmography is some of the most laziest garbage ever released. They're are literally "The Asylum Stuidos" tier level of garbage. It's just like with Bob Ross too. Zoomers only know about him from memes but never actually watched his showed. I 100% guarantee that no zoom zoom could ever sit through his stuff because of how slow it can be.
Must watch Norris kino.
Lone Wolf McQuade was pretty good
Lot's of cocaine
Hard Target was the best kind of cheesy American movie action (yes i know Belgian actor/Hongkonger director)
He was so underrated playing a villain, dude nailed it. Easily the most credible threat of the expendables films.
>cum
Why did he say it all weird like that?
Is it just me or is the wardrobe design in these movies kind of weird? It's like standard military stuff but then they mix in all these random things to make the dudes look cool, but it's like what a 50 year old dude in 2010 who's vaguely aware of hipsters thinks is cool. Like they're out in the field wearing peacoats and flat caps and random shit.
>Is it just me
Yes, it's just you.
>Quick, think of a name for our villain!
>Uhm...
Marcus Aurelius.
>how the fuck did he do it?
Because he kicked the knife into Liam's chest rather than use his hand.
I was so bummed when I found out there were no legit versions of the knives in the 3 movies.
it's all stainless show pieces.
but I guess it makes sense since it's about 80's action stars.
Why did none of these movies hire 80s directors and writers? Why did they add those UFC/MMA fags. I want old wrinkle ass 70 year old action stars stumbling over themselves as they qup some one liner at me. Such a simple concept. Also no Jackie Chan, No chow Yun Fat, No Michelle yeoh. Also the 4th has Megan fox, really dumb fucks why not Kate Beckinsale.
Isn't Van Damme quite younger than the rest?
Arnie is 76. Stallone is 77. Willis is 68. Norris is 83. Lundgren is 65. Van Damme is 62.
>Norris is 83
God damn he looked really good for 72 in Expendables 2
Mel Gibson was completely wasted on that shitty 3rd movie.
I thought the same, Mel could have been a top tier villain but they put him on a leash
Where's Steve Seagal in this movie?
He was Out For Lunch
the buffet was Under Siege
because his new movies are Hard To Watch
Double Impact might be my favourite JCVD film
it's Van Damme baby and he's damn delicious
>we're genuinely supposed to believe that Stallone is on equal level with Van Damme in a hand to hand fight
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I like how Sly couldn't consistently prounounce his name
>Zoomers only know him from their le heckling epic memes. Not a single one has ever fully watched his movies. I've only ever saw him in Texas Walker Ranger and Delta Force. I honestly think he isn't a very good actor and he did a lot of mediocre movies but at least he quit while he was ahead unlike Steven Seagal, whos earlier movies were pretty alright but his later filmography is some of the most laziest garbage ever released. They're are literally "The Asylum Stuidos" tier level of garbage. It's just like with Bob Ross too. Zoomers only know about him from memes but never actually watched his showed. I 100% guarantee that no zoom zoom could ever sit through his stuff because of how slow it can be.