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Why are the Japanese so much better than Hollywood at creating fantasy worlds?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cast him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some German actor

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean israeli arab or indian right

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easy Hans
          Just banter

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same thing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Sandler.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danny DeVito

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring soulslop. From’s only good game is Sekiro.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was surprised by how good the story in Armored Core 6 was.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      I was surprised by how good the story in Armored Core 6 was.

      it was shit

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ignores that they phoned in GRRM to do it
    moron.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are the Japanese so much better than Hollywood at creating fantasy worlds?
      Didn't Fat Frick create the world for this game?

      Didnt George Martin write the story?

      Yes, OP is a homosexual and a moron as usual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        GRRM wrote a single page of "worldbuilding" which was just a couple of character relationships (that are the worst part of the game anyway). Everything good about Elden Ring is because of From's artistry.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are the Japanese so much better than Hollywood at creating fantasy worlds?
    Didn't Fat Frick create the world for this game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my son, fat frick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Yes, OP is a homosexual and a moron as usual

      You're fricking moronic if you think this fat frick contributed anything other than the moronic names which are all the same.
      >W-what if she says her name is Renna but but it's actually Ranni!
      This is the extent of this hack's involvement.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      as a souls game there really is no story other than small bits of lore that you can piece together from occasional item and weapons descriptions. but every souls game have been exactly like that. its unlikely he wrote anything for elden ring as the "story" is 100% the same in style as every souls game that came before it. theres really no trace of difference in the writing except for the clearly different style of names. its some weird french germanic latin hybrid that clearly didn't come from miyazaki. everything else felt entirely like miyazaki,

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he gave a rough framework for the mythology and baseline world building at the beginning of development. he handed them a paper, they bought it, and his role in development was over. very little of his ideas made it into the final game.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit: The Game

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Mid

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt George Martin write the story?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he helped, it was absolute shitshow, absolutely everyone were insufferable homosexuals, so much so that most people went with End of Life ending.
      To top it off, Martin named them in his signature fashion, so this is the first soulsborne game where people don't use the names and isntead call them the red one, the snake one, the axe one, the arms one, Malenia Blade of Miquella etc.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are the Japanese so much better than Hollywood at creating fantasy worlds?
    >99% of japshit fantasy is generic isekai garbage
    The only good fantasy japs ever made was berserk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, wandering the lands of dick rape demons. truly peak fantasy writing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was just one arc

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember this at all from the manga
          I do remember there being a demon possessed horse that wanted to rape a girl though

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's from potato Casca's dreams

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isekaishit makes for like less than 2% of all mango according to databases I doubt 99% of japanese fantasy is isekai.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're not pozzed

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >souls game
    >story
    pick one

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When has Hollywood even attempted to create a fantasy world that's not based on existing material? You're right, compared to Hollywood even Elden Ring might be considered good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      legend or dark crystal?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dark crysta
        they killed it because it hit too close to home
        shouldn't have based skeksis on israelites

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zack Snyder Rebel Moon sir.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but that's just the most recent Seven Samurai remake

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zack Sneeder needs to make a Zanzibart trilogy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When has Hollywood even attempted to create a fantasy world that's not based on existing material
      Labyrinth
      Legend
      Krull
      Dark Crystal
      Deathstalker
      Beastmaster
      Dragonslayer
      The Answer is: the 1980s

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but which of these are still worth checking out
        i need a kino injection
        i've been meaning to watch excalibur and conan, too

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Labyrinth
          Legend
          Krull
          Dark Crystal
          Deathstalker
          Beastmaster
          Dragonslayer
          check those ones out.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They all have something to offer
            >Labyrinth
            Prime Jennifer Connelly, great world building. Henson company as its most unhinged. David Bowie is the villain and has great musical numbers. Fun dark fantasy that's still kid safe
            >Legend
            Big budget, Ridley Scott, All star cast. drags a little but it's gorgeous.
            >Krull
            Big budget, fun traditional fantasy. Great special effects for the era. Pairs well with Legend.
            >Dark Crystal
            incredible work from Henson. Fun dark fantasy that really brings its characters and world to life. Pairs well with Labyrinth.
            >Deathstalker
            B-tier conan knockoff. Fun for what it is.
            >Beastmaster
            Don Coscarelli directed, probably the best Conan knockoff of the early 80s. Fun and lighthearted fantasy adventure.
            >Dragonslayer
            Disney's attempt to start a fantasy franchise to challenge star wars. It's a great fantasy and the dragon looks incredible. GRRM says its the best dragon ever put to screen.

            Also gotta mention Willow. It's a fricking great movie made by George Lucas and full of little people. Great effects and worldbuilding, the closest we got to LOTR onscreen before 2001.

            gotcha anons i'll check em out
            that 80s fantasy aesthetic and demeanor is soulful

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They all have something to offer
          >Labyrinth
          Prime Jennifer Connelly, great world building. Henson company as its most unhinged. David Bowie is the villain and has great musical numbers. Fun dark fantasy that's still kid safe
          >Legend
          Big budget, Ridley Scott, All star cast. drags a little but it's gorgeous.
          >Krull
          Big budget, fun traditional fantasy. Great special effects for the era. Pairs well with Legend.
          >Dark Crystal
          incredible work from Henson. Fun dark fantasy that really brings its characters and world to life. Pairs well with Labyrinth.
          >Deathstalker
          B-tier conan knockoff. Fun for what it is.
          >Beastmaster
          Don Coscarelli directed, probably the best Conan knockoff of the early 80s. Fun and lighthearted fantasy adventure.
          >Dragonslayer
          Disney's attempt to start a fantasy franchise to challenge star wars. It's a great fantasy and the dragon looks incredible. GRRM says its the best dragon ever put to screen.

          Also gotta mention Willow. It's a fricking great movie made by George Lucas and full of little people. Great effects and worldbuilding, the closest we got to LOTR onscreen before 2001.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looked like shit. never even played it.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymouse

    The game peaks at the capital city. After that its just boring recolors of past enemies in a total grindfest, not worth finishing.
    Preddy gudd up till then though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take recolors and repeat dungeons in an open world if it means I get a longer experience. that stuff is fine, but HOLY SHIT the ice stuff is a frickin chore. The difficulty spike is ridiculous. The fire giant is a fun boss, but god damn getting to him is a pain. The whole area is better to just skip. Not worth fighting anything.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymouse

        >The fire giant is a fun boss
        He was entertaining, but the whole mountain was a pain in the ass. Then I went to the stupid treehouse and it's just basic enemies, but jacked up on steroids to level #99 and placed in every conceviably annoying ambush location possible. Game stopped being fun and was just a chore at that point, it was obvious there wasn't going to be any new grand discoveries to be made like in the beginning of the game, just rehash of earlier stuff.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take recolors and repeat dungeons in an open world if it means I get a longer experience. that stuff is fine, but HOLY SHIT the ice stuff is a frickin chore. The difficulty spike is ridiculous. The fire giant is a fun boss, but god damn getting to him is a pain. The whole area is better to just skip. Not worth fighting anything.

          they should really overhaul that zone with the expansion. really if they don't tweak the core game significantly with the expansion, it'd be a major disappointment.

          Is there actually any story to this game?
          Or is it just fight thing, get killed by thing, kill smaller things, go back kill thing that killed you, and go on?
          I started playing it but lost interest because there doesn't seem to be a story line besides kill thing then kill next bigger thing.

          point of Souls is you're an outsider coming upon a world where its important events already occurred and caused a societal collapse. gameplay is the plot, but discoverable lore is the world's story. it's optional whether you want to piece together what led to this world state, and if you do so and try to logically solve the world's problems you usually reach the "true" ending.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Slop mogs nothing and is a betrayal of everything From Software used to stand for

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymouse

      Rolling around on the ground like a moron?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it was a nioh game. actually it wasn't as good as nioh since nioh already perfected being op for cheap bosses

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half finished game with moronic non-story and nonsensical characters in empty world

    i know its bait, but fromdrones are fricking moronic. EA and Ubisoft annual rehashes more new content and value than a from game. You bought the same fricking game every year for the past decade. have a nice day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Western game dev detected
      no one cares about your shitty writing, homosexual. japs mog you because you suck and your medium is a joke.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ubisoft
      I understand why they get hate, but I enjoyed the RPG mechanics of AC Valhalla, it felt more refined than Odyssey, where Odyssey's map was just too big for it's own good and I hated the sailing.
      I'll probably get AC: Red because I hear it's going to bring back that RPG style from Valhalla, thought I'm not impressed with the idea of the black samurai.
      >b..but there was a black samurai!
      So fricking what. If I want to play a Samurai I want to play as a Jap, not the one instance of token black character. Same as in any game in historical place, if it's a viking game, I want to play as a Scandinavian, if it's a Greek epic, I want to play as a Greek.
      Make a fricking game about Zulu tribal warriors or some shit if you want to make a black protagonist. I'm shocked they haven't done an African game already, I can see Mansa Musa being a side character like what they did with Leonardo Da Vinci in AC II and Brotherhood, or Alexander Graham Bell in Syndicate.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there actually any story to this game?
    Or is it just fight thing, get killed by thing, kill smaller things, go back kill thing that killed you, and go on?
    I started playing it but lost interest because there doesn't seem to be a story line besides kill thing then kill next bigger thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymouse

      The story is all super vague and you have to infer it, or piece it all together from the few snippets of dialogue you get from NPC's.
      You visit libraries and there are books EVERYWHERE for some reason, but the MC is a illiterate moron apparently who can't read as there is never any attempt to show a history book, or a written account of what the frick is going on in this world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stick to the last of us kid. You can't handle fromsoft's revolutionary soulsian world building storytelling.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So I was right, there is no story and it's just fighting monsters for the sake of fighting monsters. Boring as frick.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has more story than any game you've ever enjoyed. You just need to be smart enough to piece it together rather than getting spoonfed some troony shit like every other modern game.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            elden ring doesnt have a story. the only ones that have semblence of story is demons souls and dark souls 1. the zanzibar meme is real for elden ring though. holy frick it doesnt even have a plot or story of any kind. what little pieces of shit they have contradicts itself all the time and moronic.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >getting this upset over your mid videogame
            Sheesh lol

            You're 100% wrong but also
            >caring about story

            If you're not playing a game for a story, then you're only playing it because you have nothing else to do with your time. Which is sad.

            [...]
            This opinion is only true if you are wilfully ignorant and transgender. The item descriptions build a truly sophisticated and bonechilling lore.

            So I was right, there is no story and it's just fighting monsters for the sake of fighting monsters. Boring as frick.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If you're not playing a game for a story, then you're only playing it because you have nothing else to do with your time.
              Kek you're actually serious. Stories in videogames are some of the most generic and cringe shit I've ever seen. You probably think Kojima is a master storyteller

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't like stories because it requires me to think
                okay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >videogame stories are really thought provoking!
                >wont name any because he's scared
                Keep em coming lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no point, you'll whine about any example I give, even when you know I'm correct.
                Which you already do, and yet here you are, still acting like a homosexual

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy cope. You were better off just leaving the thread kek. Enjoy playing those games that really make you think!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally admit you lack the capacity to think and somehow that's a win in your book.
                BIG YIKES.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually think sekiro is their best story and setting, the world was very magical and weird while still being weirdly grounded, and the characters and their interactions were pretty enjoyable. Fighting isshin at the end even when both of you didn't really want it to happen was kino

                dmc3 mogs your favorite movie

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymouse

                I wouldn't call many AAA games thought provoking.
                There's some indy games where maybe you could call them that, but i'd also say the gameplay was kind of shit idk, cost of low budget and being about the "message"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Planescape Torment was very well written.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymouse

              I just don't get the creators intentional decision to have "no interactable books" to give the game backstory.
              In the Elder scrolls game there are hundreds of in game books you can pick up, some are stupid shit like cookbook, jokebook, argonian erotica, but most of them give info on the historical background of the world.
              It wouldn't be that hard for them to have done, even a dozen such in game manuscripts would have been huge.
              Instead we get frickall, and you are just supposes to infer it all, and the fanboys think this is brilliant, because from fanboys think literally everything from does is brilliant.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read the Item descriptions genius

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're 100% wrong but also
          >caring about story

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymouse

          You're 100% right, but now the thread will devolve into screeching fanboys.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So I was right, there is no story and it's just fighting monsters for the sake of fighting monsters. Boring as frick.

            This opinion is only true if you are wilfully ignorant and transgender. The item descriptions build a truly sophisticated and bonechilling lore.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro look a distressed sad mysterious woman with an obnoxiously high pitched british voice
    >bro look an insane old man with an obnoxiously elderly british voice
    fromsoft worldbuilding in a nutshell

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it to bullshit yourself into thinking this game has any type of story or plot.
    You just wander around, level up a bunch, then kill various monsters. I bought this trash ass game because it was being marketed as some type of Skyrim Dark Souls hybrid, but all it is is open world Dark Souls
    I'm 30+ hours into this piece of shit and dropped it entirely because literally nothing happens.
    Fricking zoomers continue to baffle me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      people will say the opposite of reality then their followers mindlessly repeat it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't enjoy the gameplay, it's not for you, and you should stick to those glorified visual novels you think can be classified as "video games".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Video games can be more than just jumping on goombas and stacking blocks boomer.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          At their core, that's what they'll always be.
          Zoomers claim they can have engaging stories, but that's only true if you're mentally deficient and haven't read any actual literature.
          At best video game stories can be derived from actual literature, but they'll always be shallow in comparison, as your chosen audience is playing a game first and foremost, so you tailor the story around that.

          For example, people seem to think the Red Dead series have good stories, but those are just derived from classic westerns, both movies and books.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't know, I play games for the gameplay and therefore skip all cutscenes, as they add literally nothing towards the activity I'm trying to engage in, and in fact take away from it.
    If I wanted to watch a movie, I'd watch a movie.
    Get your moronic bullshit stories out of my games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute moron take. Please have a nice day and never tell any buglord devs your opinion. Theyll take your moron ass seriously.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. moron who has never read anything outside of speech bubbles

        Name one good video game story that wouldn't be better as either a book or a movie.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dishonest argument, literally every story is better as a book.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

            Now please stop pretending that your fanfic tier story can make up for shitty gameplay.
            There's a reason why tetris is still being played 40 years after it came out, and triple A blockbuster titles need to be re-released every year.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy moron rambling
              >because the puzzle game has no story nothing should
              You are the definition of a midwit. A boisterous midwit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Deus Ex and morrowind come to mind but I know youre a zoomer who has played neither.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    maidens > naggers

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still just don't know what The Lands Between actually are. Like okay, we're in the Lands Between. Between what. What are the other places. What is the relation of all these places. I get its presumably doing like an Yggdrasil thing of there being multiple realms and the Lands Between are a sort of large hub world between them with its own inhabitants, but like that's hard to contextualize with 0 knowledge of what the branch worlds are like, whether they're subordinated to the lands between and the Golden Order extends to them, or are they their own thing entirely. If The Lands Between are just a sort of hub dimension between dimensions, how do they have their own "space" for cosmic entities to come from. Like the hub dimension is its own whole cosmos, but most of the most powerful entities in that cosmos don't actually come from the terrestrial land at its apparent centre.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymouse

      we will never know because the dev was too fricking lazy to write the answer to that question on some stupid piece of equipment's item description.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only PoC in ER is the Poopoo Peepee Man. that should say it all and does not need elaboration

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a ps5 but I've been watching a lot of gameplay footage of ps5 on youtube and the graphics hardly look like an improvement from when I played my ps3. I'm watching Elden Ring gameplay right now and there's barely any different form the quality of Skyrim. Why is that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's simply not true, possibly need your eyes checked or you need to watch gameplay on a monitor that's larger than your phone screen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh well maybe I have bad eyesight, but not even the AI looks improved to me. Look at that moron NPC swinging his weapon on thin air at 33 seconds. I was considering buying a ps5 as I have completely missed out on the ps4 generation so started watching gameplay videos on youtube, was expecting to have my mind blown (similar to how mind blowing a ps3 game would be to someone who last played a ps1 game) but was underwhelmed.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymouse

          yeah, Skyrim archery clearly mogs elden ring, fricking miss it man.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          For all of its shit Skyrim does have some of the most satisfying bow combat of any game. Still no where perfect but I hadnt enjoyed using a bow in a game like that until I played rdr2.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skyrim is one of the few games I can still play for hours. I mostly just mess around with mods and the console commands which is kind of more fun than the actual game.

            With the right mods and good enough computer you can turn Skyrim into a near perfect RPG. Lmao I'm thinking about building a second PC just for Skyrim.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was pretty mid gameplay-wise, story was also stupid as hell family drama, the soundtrack is forgettable aside from 2-3 ambient tracks
    I liked dark souls 1 and 3 more

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn’t good. Only a handful of people think it’s good. Everyone else pretending they liked it, beat it, set it down, and will never play it again. It’s the video game equivalent of a hipster art film.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a relative who says he has like 1k+ hours in the game
      Can not possibly fathom putting that much time into 1 rpg

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A very minority group that actually truly loved this game. I can’t imagine what this guy looks like, or how old he is.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymouse

        I have 1,997.6 hours in skyrim...i'm not proud of it, obviously. I don't want to play anymore and go over the 2k mark.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well Skyrim is a 15 year old game so thats not too bad. I can assure you I have wasted waaaay more than 2,000 hours of my time since now and then lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been addicted to drugs for years but honestly videogame addicts can sometimes be the most frustrating people on the planet. At least drug addicts can admit that they are killing themselves and secretly want to be better. Videogame addicts are the complete opposite and will have no issue abandoning friends and family over videogames.

        I liked it when games were just something fun to do after school or work. Idk what all this other shit is about.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    elden mid is the second worst game in the series behind ds2. most overrated game ever made. bloodborne blows it the frick out of the water in every aspect

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played it for about 30 minutes and I stopped. Shit's just boring as hell. I'm just not interested in fighting big monsters and shit.

    Idk what happened. Did games get shitty or did I just grow up. I bought this PS5 over a year ago and I hardly ever turn it on. Its getting to the point I have to force myself to play a game just so I wont feel like I wasted all this money but the games are so fricking bad now. Bannerlord is the only thing I play on there even though I still play the original Mount and Blade on my PC more. But even then I haven't played a game in weeks and haven't beaten a game in over a decade except for The Last of Us but that game was easy as frick anyway and I just wanted to see the show (both are overrated af)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play outer wilds if you want to play a game that rekindles your childhood love of vidya

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had my eye on that at the PS5 store but I wasn't sure. Thanks for giving me a reason turn this guy on, anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is the only game that really "clicked" with me in the past 10 years

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game is fantastic, but it can get tedious at times due to a certain core mechanic.
          My general, non-spoiler tips would be:
          >remember you can move in 3 dimensions
          >remember you can make time pass at a campfire

          And honestly it's not the end of the world if you have to look some things up. I finished the game almost entirely spoiler-free but there was one particular challenge that I just gave in and googled because I didn't want to put hours into it.
          it was the quantum tower

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soulsborne tards when they defeat lord oathbreaker and he says "ahhhh... forgive me for breaking my oath..."

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden has such a superficial story. The quest givers don't even walk around. There is barely anything there unless you watch a four hour video about a fan deconstructing everything

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Koreans copy you and do it better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come there are no PC torrents of this out, yet there are PS5 ones?

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played Elden Ring so idk if it improved the issue but imo having you need to go through an entire level again to get to the boss fight that you are going to fail multiple times until you learn his move patterns is not good or hardcore. It's just padding the playthrough time with tedium.

    When rolling through the level with a naked character is something normal people do and not just autistic speedrunners there is something wrong with the game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They removed it completly

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude we have this like super deep backstory to everything but get this, we tell it with item descriptions!
    Honestly, why even bother at that point? Most of the lore in Elden Ring is something people just being schizo-tier idiots
    >Ahh yes, since the shirt of the bone lord was found in the abyssal swamp that must mean the lady of the shoe servicemen must have been his cousin and thats why we find her hat near the invisible castle of woe
    It's not good storytelling, it's like your mum being on drugs, heavily sleep deprived and is trying to read out out of a fairy tale book. It's just an incoherent jumble of words

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ER's setting is just a bunch of fantasy slop with no cohesion. You have medieval knights, feudal Japanese cavaliers and Nordic druids all occupying the same location. Its nonsensical.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is repetitive slop.
    Open world was such a dogshit idea.
    >2% of the game is unique content, 40% of the game is duplicates of that content, and the rest is empty space
    there's genuinely less to do than there is in base dark souls 3.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but that stormviel to renalla early part of the game was one of the best areas/bosses ive played in any souls game. i feel like they just gave up after that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they basically did the classic open world scam of only working on the demo area and doing almost nothing else (because 99.9% of the playtesting was at the start of the game)

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Witcher universe and Planescape are way better fantasy settings

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Witcher
      Poland is Hollywood now?

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