>Isabela Merced is set to join Dakota Johnson in Sony Pictures’ Madame Web. Also on board are Sydney Sweeney and Celeste O’Connor for director S.J. Clarkson. Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless penned the screenplay, with Kerem Sanga also penning a previous draft.
>In the comics, Madame Web is depicted as an elderly woman with myasthenia gravis and thus was connected to a life-support system that looked like a spider web. Due to her age and medical condition, Madame Web never actively fought any villains. For that reason, sources have stressed it’s possible the project could turn into something else. Merced’s role in the film is unknown.
box office poison
more like No Nut November poison
fpbp
You have literally no basis for this and given the minimal amount of roles she's even had a lead part in, it would be more or less impossible.
She's broadly unknown and couldn't get her foot into bigger roles even after she starred next to AAA listers. Nobody can stand her and that's an undeniable fact. Without affirmative action running rampant in hollyisraelite she'd be a valet or a straight up prostitute.
If she's broadly unknown then she can't be "box office poison" or "nobody can stand her" because that requires people to have an opinion on her, which they do not if she's broadly unknown.
The people who know her stopped watching movies involving her 10 seconds after they were first exposed to spicabela
Either she is unknown or she is unpopular, she can't be both by definition. I get that it's your self-proclaimed "gimmick" to be negative about Isabela Moner, but attempting to be negative in every word is just going to make you look like an inconsistent idiot. Have some moderation.
being unknown doesn't mean you can't be box office poison moron. people read her name, look her up and refrain from seeing the flick she's in. fricking Hispanic defender brigade, I swear. No, she won't change her last name to yours when you simp for her on Cinemaphile
>being unknown doesn't mean you can't be box office poison moron. people read her name, look her up and refrain from seeing the flick
Literally no one would do this. Not even a Cinemaphile autist.
1, no they would not do that
2, "box office poison" is an already incredibly vague and hard to prove term, that at minimum requires someone to be the lead in multiple consistently failing films to even suggest, because there's normally too many factors for why a film might fail to lay it all on one actor. it would be extremely hard to prove an actor is so unpopular or so unappealing that it is affecting general audiences en mass. Let alone a random young actress who has been the lead of a single film which did fine, and supporting in a handful of others.
to summarize, you're a fricking idiot
dora bombed so hard, mexican maise had to turn into a singer
Anon you are literally in a thread about her being cast in an upcoming blockbuster
>blockbuster
Is the redhead aware that she's mogging everyone on that pic?
Most certainly
>sicario 2 bombed
>dora bombed
>that netflix turd with aquaman bombed
you are here
>madame web bombed
>made money
>made money
>is a streaming film, not a theatrical release
I don't think you know what a box office bomb is.
You mad Moaner isn't an ugly chainsmoker who doesn't even do movies like this b***h you're obsessed with?
Sad fact is that Kiernan has been bimbofied recently.
That pushup won't save her flapjack breasts
who's her architect?
Her shadowy bf.
She will looks like Maggie Gylenhall in the next 5-10 years.
>box office poison
>has never been in a film that didn't do great at the box office
Somebody is jealous.
>She's broadly unknown
>nobody can stand her
Which is it?
no contradiction there
wiener Estus
Moner needs to be cloned and made available to all.
No one cares about Madame Web. People only know her from being a mentor to Peter in the old cartoon. Guaranteed flop, Sony is going maximum moron.
This. They should make Black cat movie instead with Felicty Rabbit in tight catsuit
Thell just make her black or have her blacked . Too bad amber turd fricked up she could of played black cat . Guess we'll have to settle for like brie Larson
Glad Maisie is doing well
Moner idiot
Same
She was pretty good in GoT
morons. She looks nothing like Moner.
Maisie's an ugly bong.
It's not supposed to be a "real" comparison, just trolling.
it's comforting to me when I see shit like sonys spider man universe and those leaked emails and get reminded that yes, these top-level executives really are just perpetually failing upward regardless of being totally incompetent so that means it's possible for me to find success in life too despite not having any talent or skill
My brother in law is a sony exec. He just kept moving from assistant to one person to assistant to a higher up person until he was doing everything for one of the executives themselves. Eventually he got a spot for himself since he was already doing their job.
>Sony exec
So what's going on with these movies? Why are they so bad lately? Any explanation? I legit wanna know.
Well for a while they were blowing off promoting him by saying they couldn't promote any more white guys, if that tells you anything.
She better lez out with Sydney
In a Rat-Man episode, during a malaria induced fever flashback, he asked his butler for a 4 km deep swimming pool, but he also liked to touch the border at all times, thus it had to be 1m x 1m wide.
By his own surprise, he also asked for a Gundam style mecha ready for the battle, hidden under the pool in a traditional superhero cave. That was very useful for defeating the random super villain at hand
would.
why does she use so much whitening cream?
she will always have poop skin
It's literally the exact opposite, she used bronzor
Don't bother replying to the asiaticspammer
i feel good about isabela moners body of work
She finally got into one of those cape blockbusters. She was runner up for like three others.
I would shot web at this madam
Now get her in Star Wars
why are the handles curved like that?
To better resemble phalluses
anon, she is like 19 or 20 years old in that pic. inappropriate comment
They are dildoes that Moner uses to pleasure herself.
Aren't those the expensive disney ones where you can pick whatever parts you want? Dooku had a slightly curved one so it's probably an option
>This ends Star Wars for the next two decades
do eet
the coward refuses to show her real skin color
I would cum on Merced, but I would cum in Shipka (and then marry her.)
It's over for Moaner
she is wise to stick to just acting. these girls who try to have a music career and act never works out for them
How old is she again?
>yellow fever moron
>Kikigay
>Maisiegay
Moaner really brings out the schizos
It's her consistent popularity here on Cinemaphile through thick and thin. She doesn't even need big films or big shows to stay liked here.
Post webms of her bros
>Sydney Sweeney
>Isabela Moner
This movie better be a coomer wet dream. Wonder who they're adding next.
Daddario and Bryce Dallas Howard
zendayer ftw
Eleanor Worthington-Cox if We're lucky
Should there be lesbian undertones and bondage?
Sydney better talk moaner into showing some skin
Who would be the top?
SPICY
JUNGLE
PUSSY
Clearly a backdoor film for Sweeney as Black Cat.
>backdoor film for Sweeney
hehe, I'd pay a dollar to see that
Need more short haired pics tbh
May whatever thing you believe on bless you Anon. My day is much better now.
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reported to mega for copyright infringement
Why does she cause so much seething?
She is not a waifs, she is the perfect fricktoy. Everyone wants to do filthy things to her.
In a just world, we'd all have a pet Izzy Moner.
Cos she's more fapped to than other people's waifus and that makes them mad
>MoBlack folk are proud cucks
Lmao you heard it here first, Black folk.
This makes absolutely no sense.
What a bunch of cucks.
Desperate
Lol, he looks like Kiki.
Imagine having one of these.
maisie a prostitute
We require more Moner in this Moner thread
I'm busy, here's all the Moner