Black person i will see this like five times in a row, i will sneak in through the side door of the theater with crack prostitutes like hunter biden and i will watch this b***h all day and morb out. literally the only people in the theater will be unfiltered and morb pilled im gonna pop some molly. im gonna raw dog a prostitute with like 4 other people in the whole room and they will tell me its morbin time
I took my son to see Morbius when it did its original run. He bugged me all week to take him to a movie so I took him to Morbius. I really, really liked it. My son didn't though, he said it was boring, it didn't make sense, and it felt like he was making a joke of the one weekend a month I get to see him, which is also the only time I have to look at my b***h ex wife. Who he looks just like. So I beat the fricking shit out of the kid with a piece of copper in a sock. Guess what? He didn't turn into a bat. It's mormon time
Whew okay guys now that we filtered out all of the plebs, I want to talk to you about an opportunity.
1. Do you know how to fly a plane?
2.Do you hate the Great Satan?
3.Have you Morbed or do you plan to Morb in the next:
1
..2
....3
......4
.........5 years / months / days? >Do you speak Arabic? >Do you speak Arameic? >Do you drink the blood of vampire bats? > CRISPR Y / N?
Anyway if you are serious just go see Morbius in the theaters and one of our guys will morb you, one you morb him back we'll tell you more(b)
> you enter the hospital with an erection that just won't quit > you spy out of the corner of your eye, a certain character > a certain someone who you had all but forgotten about > jared leto > although the film Morbius had retired from cinemas across the world 8 years prior, he was still reprising his role as the titular character > he lifts his head up and seemingly sniffs the air > a smirk appears on his gaunt face > he turns toward you, letting you see his full visage > draped in nothing but a shredded black cloak, he bares his fangs greater with each stride > he is upon you > he bends down and spies your engorged member > he pulls your pants down in one swift motion, tearing the jean fabric from the seams > he takes a firm bite and drains you dry > a few seconds later it's all but over > he looks up into your glistening eyes > 'fear not my child, it's morbin' time'
OH MUH MEMES.So he is basically deadpool 2.0 now?Why does holyisraelite push him and Ezra so fricking hard?They are insufferable c**ts who ruin everything
A true Morbhead will not go to the second run.
I'm a huge fan so I didn't see it the first time either, waiting till it gets the recognition as a niche cult classic it deserves and only then I'll watch.
This proves how gay memes and the internet is , its literal brainwashing parrot sheep shit you memsters just copy and repeat what ever some else does over and over you shit huffing piss snorting homosexuals
still not watching it
#madatmorb
You did it for free.
Have sex
>all those people leaving the theater pissed because he doesn't actually say any of the memes
Leto confirmed that they are adding in a line of dialog where he says his now famous line
This is going to cause an international incident. The people aren't ready for this morbing
It's Morbing time
That happened in Minneapolis? More like Morbeapolis
>it's not a shill campaign we are just posting ironically it's not like it's in theatres anymore or anything
>campaigns on the internet to get the movie back in cinemas
>don't go watch it
get morbed leto
I want #getmorbed to become a viral campaign where nobody actually goes to watch it in theatres.
So Disney started the memes to create hype for their flop of a movie?
Frick if I know. The last movies I saw in the theater were LotR trilogy.
Kind of irrelevant
Yep, it's morbing time
I refuse to believe anyone is going to watch this garbage because of the interwebz funneh meme.
most low effort astroturf in history
Looks like morbkino is back on the menu boys
A fricking lie.
It's Floydin time.
Pink Floyd's dead????
Morbviously.
Meme is dead already won't work they should've done it a week earlier it's over
i usually find stupid memes funny but this one doesn't even get a chuckle out of me
>its morbin time
Zoomer humor (brain damage) or astroturfed disney shill meme?
is it gay if you morb out with another guy? no kissing just morbing each other's morbs?
Black person i will see this like five times in a row, i will sneak in through the side door of the theater with crack prostitutes like hunter biden and i will watch this b***h all day and morb out. literally the only people in the theater will be unfiltered and morb pilled im gonna pop some molly. im gonna raw dog a prostitute with like 4 other people in the whole room and they will tell me its morbin time
#MOEBSWEEP continues.
I took my son to see Morbius when it did its original run. He bugged me all week to take him to a movie so I took him to Morbius. I really, really liked it. My son didn't though, he said it was boring, it didn't make sense, and it felt like he was making a joke of the one weekend a month I get to see him, which is also the only time I have to look at my b***h ex wife. Who he looks just like. So I beat the fricking shit out of the kid with a piece of copper in a sock. Guess what? He didn't turn into a bat. It's mormon time
Whew okay guys now that we filtered out all of the plebs, I want to talk to you about an opportunity.
1. Do you know how to fly a plane?
2.Do you hate the Great Satan?
3.Have you Morbed or do you plan to Morb in the next:
1
..2
....3
......4
.........5 years / months / days?
>Do you speak Arabic?
>Do you speak Arameic?
>Do you drink the blood of vampire bats?
> CRISPR Y / N?
Anyway if you are serious just go see Morbius in the theaters and one of our guys will morb you, one you morb him back we'll tell you more(b)
> you enter the hospital with an erection that just won't quit
> you spy out of the corner of your eye, a certain character
> a certain someone who you had all but forgotten about
> jared leto
> although the film Morbius had retired from cinemas across the world 8 years prior, he was still reprising his role as the titular character
> he lifts his head up and seemingly sniffs the air
> a smirk appears on his gaunt face
> he turns toward you, letting you see his full visage
> draped in nothing but a shredded black cloak, he bares his fangs greater with each stride
> he is upon you
> he bends down and spies your engorged member
> he pulls your pants down in one swift motion, tearing the jean fabric from the seams
> he takes a firm bite and drains you dry
> a few seconds later it's all but over
> he looks up into your glistening eyes
> 'fear not my child, it's morbin' time'
morning is gay as frick, Kevin spacey is a known morber
>not releasing the directors cut that wasn't chopped to absolute shit
way to go sony, you fricking morons. ya blew it
OH MUH MEMES.So he is basically deadpool 2.0 now?Why does holyisraelite push him and Ezra so fricking hard?They are insufferable c**ts who ruin everything
It will flop again and again. Time is flat circle. But hey it's MORBIN TIME!!!
Didn't flop the first time, chud.
A true Morbhead will not go to the second run.
I'm a huge fan so I didn't see it the first time either, waiting till it gets the recognition as a niche cult classic it deserves and only then I'll watch.
Is Morbius MCU?
what do you think the M in the acronym stands for?
Mormon
those are good memes tbh. I won't watch the movie tho.
How does Jared Leto keep getting huge roles? Hollywood really is just a group of insiders laundering money to one another.
i really want to go see it
but i bet he doesnt say it
if confirmed im not going to go see it
Are they legit moronic?
This proves how gay memes and the internet is , its literal brainwashing parrot sheep shit you memsters just copy and repeat what ever some else does over and over you shit huffing piss snorting homosexuals
return? it's still in theaters
bump
It's morning time
Jared Leto was brought in to record new audio lines for the re-release. We hope you like it.
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