It'll make money because zoomers will go to see it because le epic it's morbin time meme, they're very gullible and follow trends, Sony is smart and taking advantage of how moronic people are these days
100 million worldwide on a 75 million dollar budget for capeshit. That's barely anything for the israelites. They're going to have to pay theaters to re-show this abortion with little to no result.
Honestly it should stay in theaters for a couple years just so no one forgets what actual cinema is. Imagine going to the theater 2 years from now and still seeing Morbius playing.
>Imagine going to the theater 2 years from now and still seeing Morbius playing.
Thing about Morbius is I've watched it 4 times and I've yet to get sick of it. Oddly cosy.
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Morbius. No, I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Morbius. Hell, I'm not talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Morbius either. I'm talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Morbius with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten'in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano'o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Morbius with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
You do realize this was a forced meme seeded by snoy glowies correct? whatever, morb is the new sneed anyways, so i might as well ironically enjoy this in theaters while i can.
I thought it was fine and ok for a movie like this and I'm so annoyed by people claiming it's the worst movie ever that I'll literally go see it in theater again and bring a couple people this time.
Lower than the chance that people were just memeing on a shitty Jared Leto movie and Sony is impulsive enough to make stupid decisions based entirely on memes.
>be me >head in for my 5th rewatch of Morbius (2022) >gets to the dramatic standoff between Dr. Michael Morbius and the main baddie >blurt out "It's morbin time" because my autistic brain is uncontrollable >whole theater erupts in laughter >the hot blonde closest to me immediately starts sucking my wiener >finish inside her mouth and leave, putting on my cool morbius hood as I walk out
another day in the life of a morbhead
when do you think the two-digit IQers will finally stop falling for this shit lmao.
like how many more decades of these epic one-liners can Hollywood and MAHVEL shart out before it gets old for r*dditors?
>yes i've paid to see morbius 6 times already, and am going back to see it again >but i'm only seeing it IRONICALLY - for the MEMES
those sneaky devils
it's unironically the rick and morty of capeshit or the reddit version of sneed. Remember the mcdonalds sauce meme? its gonna do better than expected. A bunch of youtubers will join in on the fun and will be a clout war.
You people really have no leg to stand on and complain about capeshit when you're sucking dick of something this corprorate and cynical to the point it gets brought back to cinemas.
anon, they aren't real people, merely facsimiles of what they think people are like. They have no taste, critical thought is not a concept they've ever heard of.
the most obvious corpo seeded meme in existance, kept going by zoomers who literally can't distinguish bots from real people as their brains have been programmed by a decade of corpo social media infiltration.
Morbius used to go to the same gym as me but it was a really awkward experience and I cancelled my membership after too many odd situations when he was in the locker room at the same time as me. He kept kept walking around with his wiener out and greeting everyone that came in formally while naked, he would shave his armpits nude in the mirrors and eat pistachios in the shower, clogging the drain with shells. The shells were very unpleasant to stand on.
But the last straw was when I walked in and interrupted him giving himself some kind of enema with one of those bulb kits, he was squatting over the trash can.
He didn't even stop or make eye contact, just said "tinkerin' with the ol' turd chute, you know how it is, bro".
> you enter the hospital with an erection that just won't quit > you spy out of the corner of your eye, a certain character > a certain someone who you had all but forgotten about > jared leto > although the film Morbius had retired from cinemas across the world 8 years prior, he was still reprising his role as the titular character > he lifts his head up and seemingly sniffs the air > a smirk appears on his gaunt face > he turns toward you, letting you see his full visage > draped in nothing but a shredded black cloak, he bares his fangs greater with each stride > he is upon you > he bends down and spies your engorged member > he pulls your pants down in one swift motion, tearing the jean fabric from the seams > he takes a firm bite and drains you dry > a few seconds later it's all but over > he looks up into your glistening eyes > 'fear not my child, it's morbin' time'
that movie sucked man
>that movie sucked man
have sex tho
For me, it's the creeping rabbit dance.
HAVE SEX
HAVE SEX
MY ANSWER YES
HAVE SEEEEEX
I WILL HAVE SEX TO UNDERSTAND DEPTH OF THE MORBY!
I WILL HAVE SEX
I WILL HAVE S E X !!!
Shave Esex Xsex!!!!!!!!!!!
MORBED
Mobirn my wiener homosexual!
You got morbitered
and yet miles ahead from other marvel trash
They all suck
morbed
We did it Cinemaphile, it's a #MorbiusSweep
>mfw kept expecting him to say "spider-man's been MIA for years"
missed chance to bring up why venom looks like him without actually saying where spidey's been & if it's toby's or andrew's
ONE MORB TIME
im morbin' it
oh you're the one person that started the meme? crazy
>they bring it back
>nobody goes to see it again
>they lose even more money
lmao
It'll make money because zoomers will go to see it because le epic it's morbin time meme, they're very gullible and follow trends, Sony is smart and taking advantage of how moronic people are these days
100 million worldwide on a 75 million dollar budget for capeshit. That's barely anything for the israelites. They're going to have to pay theaters to re-show this abortion with little to no result.
>Sony brought it back
>Morbheads won
>You cope
>You seethe
>You dilate
I'm worried if this is actually a success that studios will begin to pay bots to force memes.
>begin
>pay bots
For free?
holy fricking shit can i have your autograph?
please support it this time guys if you want a sequel
astroturfing
>astroturfing
2 Morbius threads = ASTROTURF
67 Obi Wan threads = organic content
Really showing who's boss of this gym.
Transform and morb out.
people have been memeing this movie since 2020 because it kept getting delayed
gay
I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF THE MORBNADO
based
Based
Big deal, I invented Cuckposting.
So this is the power of zoomers...
>Yes, kneel before my grandeur
How does it feel to have invented the first fun meme tv has had in years?
Honestly it should stay in theaters for a couple years just so no one forgets what actual cinema is. Imagine going to the theater 2 years from now and still seeing Morbius playing.
>Imagine going to the theater 2 years from now and still seeing Morbius playing.
Thing about Morbius is I've watched it 4 times and I've yet to get sick of it. Oddly cosy.
Here have this.
MIGHTY MORBIN POWER RANGERS LETS GO
RICK AND MORBY
literally mememagic like Trump's presidency.
>literally mememagic like Trump's presidency.
We are so fricking back
based morbin moment
Did you frickers really a meme a movie back into theaters? Wasn't a shitty president enough?
Shut up. You obviously haven't morbed before
>Did you frickers really a meme a movie back into theaters? Wasn't a shitty president enough?
First Trump
Then Depp
Then Morb
Then Trump again
I morbed and then mobed again until the morb cant stop
Jesus christ that's michael morbius
Is there a character stronger than Morbius?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Morbius. No, I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Morbius. Hell, I'm not talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Morbius either. I'm talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Morbius with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten'in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano'o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Morbius with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
You do realize this was a forced meme seeded by snoy glowies correct? whatever, morb is the new sneed anyways, so i might as well ironically enjoy this in theaters while i can.
>all it takes is a half assed shill campaign and goyim cattle will line up to waste their money on garbage
what a joke
what was chuck? eat subways!
he seeded and feeded your mom, that's for certain.
I'M GONNA MOOOOOORB
I mean... it wasn't THAT bad. It's just capeshit which seems to be what people want. I don't really get the hate.
are you #MadAtMorb?
Morbin’ rockers in the house tonight!
I thought it was fine and ok for a movie like this and I'm so annoyed by people claiming it's the worst movie ever that I'll literally go see it in theater again and bring a couple people this time.
what's the bet that this was all planned advertising and the people that originally started the "memes" were paid shills?
Lower than the chance that people were just memeing on a shitty Jared Leto movie and Sony is impulsive enough to make stupid decisions based entirely on memes.
i bet you one morbicoin they're gonna pull out after 2 days cause of ltitle to no reception
The meme is funny but the movie itself was really halfbaked and boring. I cant see this thing making any money.
If you had have actually seen the movie, you'd have noted it's a cinematic masterpiece
>be me
>head in for my 5th rewatch of Morbius (2022)
>gets to the dramatic standoff between Dr. Michael Morbius and the main baddie
>blurt out "It's morbin time" because my autistic brain is uncontrollable
>whole theater erupts in laughter
>the hot blonde closest to me immediately starts sucking my wiener
>finish inside her mouth and leave, putting on my cool morbius hood as I walk out
another day in the life of a morbhead
kek
I unironically believe this happened to someone out there.
he cute
frick that b***h you might miss a line of Morbius
morba male
morbius 2; morb money morb problems
>Morbius 2 now looks more certain to enter production than Batman 2
what the frick
Batman 2022 is fricking boring and moronic, Morbius was only boring for the final third and had shit child actors for the little morbz flashbacks.
HAVE SEX
MORB 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
for me it's the quips
Is there anything Jared Leto CAN'T do?
A good Joker
act
prevent other actors from playing the joker
For me it‘s the Venom reference
>Me in the theater when Dr Micheal Morbius says he is Venom (he isnt)
my entire theater laughed at that line
Jared Leto has god given delivery
when do you think the two-digit IQers will finally stop falling for this shit lmao.
like how many more decades of these epic one-liners can Hollywood and MAHVEL shart out before it gets old for r*dditors?
Morbius did well enough to warrant a sequel
That decimal point is in the wrong place, it actually made over a billion.
>yes i've paid to see morbius 6 times already, and am going back to see it again
>but i'm only seeing it IRONICALLY - for the MEMES
those sneaky devils
me when the crew (all Morbheads) are making our way to the local cineplex for another rewatch of Morbius (2022)
Who the frick is gonna fall for this? The meme is already dying. Maybe if it happened a week ago.
fricking moron this is for MorbManiacs ONLY
you don't have to buy a ticket just go frick off. thsi is for the fans and I'm all here for it
It's morbin time loser
it's unironically the rick and morty of capeshit or the reddit version of sneed. Remember the mcdonalds sauce meme? its gonna do better than expected. A bunch of youtubers will join in on the fun and will be a clout war.
I don't even get the meme. It's just a mediocre capeflick. If it was "so bad it's good" I could understand it, but it really isn't.
again its the twitter/reddit version of sneed.
because Jared Leto deserves his due
For me, it's Oblivion.
The meme is caring about Morbius. In reality, people said "who the frick asked for this?" when they saw the trailer.
I am a morboholic you couldn't DRAG me away from the theatre if you tried
Literally we did it reddit
it looks stupid and im just not gonna watch it
you will watch it and you will be happy
I really don't get this meme
What meme?
>OMG YES DISNEY IS GOING TO MAKE *MORE* MONEY!
What the actual frick is wrong with all of you
I hate irony culture so much.
Seething @ Morb
So how do you meme this meme?
Is it like ligma?
You people really have no leg to stand on and complain about capeshit when you're sucking dick of something this corprorate and cynical to the point it gets brought back to cinemas.
anon, they aren't real people, merely facsimiles of what they think people are like. They have no taste, critical thought is not a concept they've ever heard of.
More like manufactured campaign
the most obvious corpo seeded meme in existance, kept going by zoomers who literally can't distinguish bots from real people as their brains have been programmed by a decade of corpo social media infiltration.
this will be the way of the future.
Morbius used to go to the same gym as me but it was a really awkward experience and I cancelled my membership after too many odd situations when he was in the locker room at the same time as me. He kept kept walking around with his wiener out and greeting everyone that came in formally while naked, he would shave his armpits nude in the mirrors and eat pistachios in the shower, clogging the drain with shells. The shells were very unpleasant to stand on.
But the last straw was when I walked in and interrupted him giving himself some kind of enema with one of those bulb kits, he was squatting over the trash can.
He didn't even stop or make eye contact, just said "tinkerin' with the ol' turd chute, you know how it is, bro".
I am sure he was breaching hygiene rules.
I'll go first
> you enter the hospital with an erection that just won't quit
> you spy out of the corner of your eye, a certain character
> a certain someone who you had all but forgotten about
> jared leto
> although the film Morbius had retired from cinemas across the world 8 years prior, he was still reprising his role as the titular character
> he lifts his head up and seemingly sniffs the air
> a smirk appears on his gaunt face
> he turns toward you, letting you see his full visage
> draped in nothing but a shredded black cloak, he bares his fangs greater with each stride
> he is upon you
> he bends down and spies your engorged member
> he pulls your pants down in one swift motion, tearing the jean fabric from the seams
> he takes a firm bite and drains you dry
> a few seconds later it's all but over
> he looks up into your glistening eyes
> 'fear not my child, it's morbin' time'