Morbius returns to theatres today

Is this the greatest Cinemaphile victory of all time?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex=had

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the snydercut is the GOAT

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any Morbinbros here wanna split-screen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same vibes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, that definitely is what they were going for with the story. It's the template for a lot of superheroes and villains ie scientist accidentally turns themself into a monster with strange powers.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers are fricking moronic
    they fall for inorganic marketing so easily

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the morbius memes were literally started by you homosexuals though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It really feels to me like something that would have started on Reddit but gotten big on Twitter, then gets a second layer of irony applied for Cinemaphile, was it actually from here to begin with?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this place is the armpit of the internet and the stench travels fast
          i saw people here mad that morbius memes were getting big on twitter because the "normies are stealing the memes again reeeeee"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            go back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I started it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no i did

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No I'm Morbius

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit queers pushing their lmao morben time all over the fricking place = 4chins
        Kay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All you ever hear about on here is reddit and twitter. How come nobody ever says 'go back to twitch chat' or youtube comment section

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's projection. Most of the guys telling you to go to reddit are redditors.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Most of the guys telling you to go to reddit are redditors.
              Who would be better qualified to tell you that you belong on reddit than a redditor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that what's happening with this shit? Explains a lot. Cinemaphile has been a cancer for a while.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          queers pushing their lmao morben
          Jared Leto is an incel god who runs a dicky sex cult. He's a friend of the board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody fell for any marketing, the fricking studio fell for memes, putting it back into cinemas isn't going to make people watch it, the entire cruz of the joke is that nobody saw the film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine thinking zoomers have money and buy movie tickets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine thinking zoomers have money and buy movie tickets
        The oldest zoomers are like 27

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did I stutter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they fall for inorganic marketing so easily
      As opposed to nice organic disney viral marketing?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was taken out of theatres?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was too much morbin for the public to handle. now its back after a break, this was always the plan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sony must speak out about #MorbOnMorb violence.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >noone goes to it
    >sony loses more money
    Swear Warner Bros and Sonys decisions are being made by 90 year old men who believe internet culture.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Leto recognizes he's a bad actor on any level? My guess is no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has an Oscar, I think he feels plenty validated.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking love these memes! finna watch this movie, who with me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've ordered 11 tickets now my local cinema has started booking!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of when the studio thought snakes on a plane was going to be a huge hit because of the memes, but it flopped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I had always assumed it had done pretty well but it seems not
      But at least it's a bit of a cult classic, nobody will remember morbious in 5 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing Snakes on a Plane at its midnight release was incredible. The theater was packed, a group of people brought rubber snakes to toss around, and everyone was cheering throughout it. I remember people cheering even during the trailers when Black Snake Moan came on. Yes I'm old.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds very kino

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morbed too much, think i shit myself

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see it again

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's real
    I genuinely believe this is the work of a dumb studio falling for memes thinking people actually want to see this film. Sony has fallen for the bait before and they're desperate enough that they'd do so again
    >Pic related, memed into a headline game at E3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I genuinely believe this is the work of a dumb studio falling for memes thinking people actually want to see this film.
      I already booked my tickets and I'll be asking Robert to serve me up some G Fuel Plasma edition.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jealous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KNACK IS BACK

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i swear if they go ahead with a morbius 2 because of this...

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ONE MORB TIME

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jared pedo
    only now i realize why Cinemaphile worships him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based sex haver

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the amazing thing if you watch the movie is he actually does have sex.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          With Dr. Michael J. Morbius.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: Leto recorded the “it’s morbin’ time” for the rerelease of the movie . It’s at the end during the big fight

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's him officer, he's the one who started #Morbposting.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha isnt that nike campaign so stupid haha i need new shoes

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no
    the victory is when the movie flops again because no one actually cares enough to see it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You fell for a viral marketing ploy disguised as memes you absolute fricking moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You fell for a viral marketing ploy disguised as memes you absolute fricking moron.
      Anon you have 27 nice organic Disney threads why do you have to shit up the Morbius general?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick u jared leto frick u

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX

    HAVE SEX

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      POOP MY PANTS AGAIN POOP MY PANTS AGAIN

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will they release the Morbius theme park?

    that's the questions everybody and their moms is asking

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Northman bombs, the studio doesn't do anything...

    Morbius bombs, Sony releases the shitty film in over 1000 theatres due to shitty memes...

    It's not fair bros...

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morbin mall in fortnite when

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is this the greatest Cinemaphile victory of all time?
    2nd greatest

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing in our theaters. Probably for the best, I still don't want to watch the film anyway.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go watch this today in the theater
    >right before Leto transforms I sink down into my seat and tell "AYO HE FINNA MORB ON THESE homieS"
    >theater erupts with laughter and applause
    >black guy behind me pats me on the shoulder and says "you aight white boi"
    >as I'm leaving the theater I walk past a group of black girls
    >hear them whisper "he cute"

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    new merch dropped

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder:

    DON'T touch your penis when the morbing starts. That is NOT allowed in theaters.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how exactly do you stop a morbing in progress?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly there isn't anything that can stop it. Once morbin has begun it can't be stopped.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros i just got back from the theater and wow what an experience!!!
    there was an autistic kid that looked maybe 13 sitting with his mom in the back row and every time a bat was on screen or morbius started flying he would scream really loudly

    MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!

    you could feel the excitement in his shrieks!! By the 3rd time he did it the whole theater would join in, everyone screaming MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!

    it was so crazy but we had a great time and the MORBI screaming got everyone so hype it was lit af

    When I left the theater I gave the kid a high five and told him "keep on morbin brother"

    I noticed he had wet his pants so badly he had no doubt soaked the seat too. It's ok because it's just a theater and they pay someone to clean up things like that.

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