I mean, that definitely is what they were going for with the story. It's the template for a lot of superheroes and villains ie scientist accidentally turns themself into a monster with strange powers.
It really feels to me like something that would have started on Reddit but gotten big on Twitter, then gets a second layer of irony applied for Cinemaphile, was it actually from here to begin with?
this place is the armpit of the internet and the stench travels fast
i saw people here mad that morbius memes were getting big on twitter because the "normies are stealing the memes again reeeeee"
Nobody fell for any marketing, the fricking studio fell for memes, putting it back into cinemas isn't going to make people watch it, the entire cruz of the joke is that nobody saw the film
Seeing Snakes on a Plane at its midnight release was incredible. The theater was packed, a group of people brought rubber snakes to toss around, and everyone was cheering throughout it. I remember people cheering even during the trailers when Black Snake Moan came on. Yes I'm old.
>It's real
I genuinely believe this is the work of a dumb studio falling for memes thinking people actually want to see this film. Sony has fallen for the bait before and they're desperate enough that they'd do so again >Pic related, memed into a headline game at E3
>I genuinely believe this is the work of a dumb studio falling for memes thinking people actually want to see this film.
I already booked my tickets and I'll be asking Robert to serve me up some G Fuel Plasma edition.
You fell for a viral marketing ploy disguised as memes you absolute fricking moron.
Anon you have 27 nice organic Disney threads why do you have to shit up the Morbius general?
>go watch this today in the theater >right before Leto transforms I sink down into my seat and tell "AYO HE FINNA MORB ON THESE homieS" >theater erupts with laughter and applause >black guy behind me pats me on the shoulder and says "you aight white boi" >as I'm leaving the theater I walk past a group of black girls >hear them whisper "he cute"
bros i just got back from the theater and wow what an experience!!!
there was an autistic kid that looked maybe 13 sitting with his mom in the back row and every time a bat was on screen or morbius started flying he would scream really loudly
MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!
you could feel the excitement in his shrieks!! By the 3rd time he did it the whole theater would join in, everyone screaming MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!
it was so crazy but we had a great time and the MORBI screaming got everyone so hype it was lit af
When I left the theater I gave the kid a high five and told him "keep on morbin brother"
I noticed he had wet his pants so badly he had no doubt soaked the seat too. It's ok because it's just a theater and they pay someone to clean up things like that.
sex=had
the snydercut is the GOAT
Any Morbinbros here wanna split-screen?
Same vibes
I mean, that definitely is what they were going for with the story. It's the template for a lot of superheroes and villains ie scientist accidentally turns themself into a monster with strange powers.
zoomers are fricking moronic
they fall for inorganic marketing so easily
the morbius memes were literally started by you homosexuals though
It really feels to me like something that would have started on Reddit but gotten big on Twitter, then gets a second layer of irony applied for Cinemaphile, was it actually from here to begin with?
this place is the armpit of the internet and the stench travels fast
i saw people here mad that morbius memes were getting big on twitter because the "normies are stealing the memes again reeeeee"
go back
Yes. I started it.
no i did
No I'm Morbius
>reddit queers pushing their lmao morben time all over the fricking place = 4chins
Kay.
All you ever hear about on here is reddit and twitter. How come nobody ever says 'go back to twitch chat' or youtube comment section
It's projection. Most of the guys telling you to go to reddit are redditors.
>Most of the guys telling you to go to reddit are redditors.
Who would be better qualified to tell you that you belong on reddit than a redditor?
Is that what's happening with this shit? Explains a lot. Cinemaphile has been a cancer for a while.
queers pushing their lmao morben
Jared Leto is an incel god who runs a dicky sex cult. He's a friend of the board.
Nobody fell for any marketing, the fricking studio fell for memes, putting it back into cinemas isn't going to make people watch it, the entire cruz of the joke is that nobody saw the film
imagine thinking zoomers have money and buy movie tickets
>imagine thinking zoomers have money and buy movie tickets
The oldest zoomers are like 27
did I stutter
>they fall for inorganic marketing so easily
As opposed to nice organic disney viral marketing?
it was taken out of theatres?
it was too much morbin for the public to handle. now its back after a break, this was always the plan
Sony must speak out about #MorbOnMorb violence.
>noone goes to it
>sony loses more money
Swear Warner Bros and Sonys decisions are being made by 90 year old men who believe internet culture.
Do you think Leto recognizes he's a bad actor on any level? My guess is no
He has an Oscar, I think he feels plenty validated.
fricking love these memes! finna watch this movie, who with me?
I've ordered 11 tickets now my local cinema has started booking!
reminds me of when the studio thought snakes on a plane was going to be a huge hit because of the memes, but it flopped.
Huh, I had always assumed it had done pretty well but it seems not
But at least it's a bit of a cult classic, nobody will remember morbious in 5 years
Seeing Snakes on a Plane at its midnight release was incredible. The theater was packed, a group of people brought rubber snakes to toss around, and everyone was cheering throughout it. I remember people cheering even during the trailers when Black Snake Moan came on. Yes I'm old.
sounds very kino
morbed too much, think i shit myself
Can't wait to see it again
>It's real
I genuinely believe this is the work of a dumb studio falling for memes thinking people actually want to see this film. Sony has fallen for the bait before and they're desperate enough that they'd do so again
>Pic related, memed into a headline game at E3
>I genuinely believe this is the work of a dumb studio falling for memes thinking people actually want to see this film.
I already booked my tickets and I'll be asking Robert to serve me up some G Fuel Plasma edition.
jealous.
KNACK IS BACK
i swear if they go ahead with a morbius 2 because of this...
ONE MORB TIME
>jared pedo
only now i realize why Cinemaphile worships him
Based sex haver
the amazing thing if you watch the movie is he actually does have sex.
With Dr. Michael J. Morbius.
Reminder: Leto recorded the “it’s morbin’ time” for the rerelease of the movie . It’s at the end during the big fight
That's him officer, he's the one who started #Morbposting.
haha isnt that nike campaign so stupid haha i need new shoes
no
the victory is when the movie flops again because no one actually cares enough to see it
You fell for a viral marketing ploy disguised as memes you absolute fricking moron.
You fell for a viral marketing ploy disguised as memes you absolute fricking moron.
Anon you have 27 nice organic Disney threads why do you have to shit up the Morbius general?
frick u jared leto frick u
HAVE SEX
HAVE SEX
POOP MY PANTS AGAIN POOP MY PANTS AGAIN
When will they release the Morbius theme park?
that's the questions everybody and their moms is asking
The Northman bombs, the studio doesn't do anything...
Morbius bombs, Sony releases the shitty film in over 1000 theatres due to shitty memes...
It's not fair bros...
morbin mall in fortnite when
>Is this the greatest Cinemaphile victory of all time?
2nd greatest
Not playing in our theaters. Probably for the best, I still don't want to watch the film anyway.
>go watch this today in the theater
>right before Leto transforms I sink down into my seat and tell "AYO HE FINNA MORB ON THESE homieS"
>theater erupts with laughter and applause
>black guy behind me pats me on the shoulder and says "you aight white boi"
>as I'm leaving the theater I walk past a group of black girls
>hear them whisper "he cute"
new merch dropped
Reminder:
DON'T touch your penis when the morbing starts. That is NOT allowed in theaters.
how exactly do you stop a morbing in progress?
Honestly there isn't anything that can stop it. Once morbin has begun it can't be stopped.
bros i just got back from the theater and wow what an experience!!!
there was an autistic kid that looked maybe 13 sitting with his mom in the back row and every time a bat was on screen or morbius started flying he would scream really loudly
MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!
you could feel the excitement in his shrieks!! By the 3rd time he did it the whole theater would join in, everyone screaming MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!
it was so crazy but we had a great time and the MORBI screaming got everyone so hype it was lit af
When I left the theater I gave the kid a high five and told him "keep on morbin brother"
I noticed he had wet his pants so badly he had no doubt soaked the seat too. It's ok because it's just a theater and they pay someone to clean up things like that.