I live in a non-english speaking country and went back to college for one semester and all the 18 year olds there were talking about their favourite mumble rappers and blending words like deadass and bussin into their native speech.
Do the trap jump? Stop cappin’ bruh
homies fr be talkin’ like in the above image
Stop trippin’ over the facts presented and stop taking your own inexperience with zoomers (thank god) as fact
It may not be how they talk, but it's how they post online. I posted a comment on something, the comment got a lot of likes and everybody started replying with "no cap" and "fr".
cap = Kappa emote from twitch that conveys sarcastic expression which was shorted to Kapp but then the zoomers mispelled it to cap, so no cap means no sarcasm and cap means sarcasm
the middle class in europe and the US is infatuated with the Black culture, especially the roasties who cant get enough. and these roasties all claim to be feminists
putting a Kappa infront of a sentence like, > I didnt do it Kappa
is literally the same meaning as saying >I didnt do it Cap
aand if you are serious about the statement you say >I didnt do it no cap
it does come from twitch, kappa been around for like 15 years with same meaning
Then some rappers heard twitch zoomer say kapp no kapp and interpreted it as lol no cap fr bussin and here we are
No it doesn't. 'cap' comes from the fake gold teeth that you slip on top of your natural teeth, while 'perm' comes from permanent gold teeth. To be 'capping' meant you were poor and had to use fake and potentially not even real gold teef (w/ bling)
No it doesn't. 'cap' comes from the fake gold teeth that you slip on top of your natural teeth, while 'perm' comes from permanent gold teeth. To be 'capping' meant you were poor and had to use fake and potentially not even real gold teef (w/ bling)
thats a homie myth, zoomers watch twitch not mtv homie rap
ywnbaw and are not based, thankfully our Cinemaphile lingo mogs zoomerspeak. It's kind of cringe that you can't into their buzzwords tho. They would probably heem you unironically.
this guy is anchoring himself against the table using his foot, its like that challenge where you pull a rope against a lion but its caught on a corner.
What a weird way of saying things. You're allowed to use the stage. That's like saying "if the net was small you wouldn't have scored a goal and I'd have won".
This webm is awful in so many ways. The guy on the left is pulling while the guy on the right is using his whole body and losing until the left guy gets tired. Literally nobody is arm wrestling because of posture. Might as well be sucking each other off.
I feel like if this movie were made today, this would be a pretty key point of the satire. Bateman is obsessed with appearing morally righteous to those around him.
>New card. What do you think?
Whoa. Very nice. Take a look. >Picked them up from the printers yesterday.
Good flag. >That's Pride. And calling myself an ally lets people know I am part of the struggle.
Struggle?
It is very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing.
Look at this. >That's really nice.
Racial justice pride flag with my personal pronouns
What do you think? >Nice.
Jesus. This is really super. How'd a cishet like you get so woke? >(V.O.): I can't believe that Price prefers McDermott's signalling to mine.
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
POC and Tans pride flag, Black power fist...
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card. > (V.O.): Look at that Pride background. The sheer virtue of it. Oh my God, it even has a QR code...
You guys don’t have enough vocabulary for this, you only have like 3 terms you’re not even sure people use and you fill in the rest with like 90s gangster slang, how are you even supposed to tell when it’s funny? I mean come on surely there’s some actual SoundCloud rapper bullshit you could say and joke about but it’s like you don’t have enough information to make a joke but you’re running with it anyways by routine
Cringe. Blacks have always been cringe. Rap is cringe. >inb4 rap isn't all about fricking b***hes and killing people over grape soda
Yes it is and I went through a rap phase when I was a moronic edgy 12 year old too.
israelite run media/entertainment pushing Black person culture race mixing and every other degenerate thing has lead to very stupid mulatto kids in america
This. Didn't even realize that words like deadass and brolic weren't words used normally until I got older.
Every single instance of 'zoomer speak' is taken wholesale from somewhere else they are the generation without their own creative identity because of the internet
the 2000s emo aesthetic was the golden age of the internet and any sensible man would give anything to bring it back, so you keep it out of your fricking mouth
I half-assed the look and wore skinny jeans and sort of straightened my hair and went from repulsing women to actually getting laid a few times almost immediately.
All you have to do is say the dreaded z-word and at least a dozen of them get buttblasted and start ineptly taking shots in the dark against muh millennials
Like clockwork
I don't really get the meme of zoomerspeak
like I get the zoomerspeak
but I don't get the meme of doing it ironically, just adding fr fr and cap and bus
Like I get you're using the words
and I get you're doing it ironically
but I don't get the actual point or why it's funny or amusing or clever or why it's worth making a thread or a reply or a post with
It's like if we just decided to add the words zip zam to everything. And made tons of posts going zip zam. like whats the point. The words are funny?
It's funny to see the zoomerspeak version of widely known phrases. The good ones are not just a "fr fr" at the end, it's a conversion of the whole phrase.
It's also funny to see characters speaking in a way they wouldn't
We're not boomers, we're millenials, born before the Year 2000. We're the best, last generation. We created every good thing you have despite the shittiest cards dealt to us by boomers with constant economic crashes and recessions and pandemics.
Boomers are cringe, you are cringe. We are the only good ones.
I'm a Brit, I've never heard bussin or no cap, but I've heard people say 'for real' a lot but I have no idea if that's how you say fr, I know that's what it means but saying fr out loud do you say for real or make a frrrrr sound? worst I heard was some teen boys refer to the local police as feds
You don’t just want to appeal to your customers, you want to vibe with them, you want them on your wavelength, you want them to frick with you. If you can’t do that, there’s no point in working with you, but I’d like to welcome you to the 21st century, my slime.
the fact that intentionally using zoomer slang to shitpost makes them assmad is fricking hilarious and exactly why I will keep doing it. Ongod, nocap, fr fr fr
>Big yikes! TF is that, Private Pyle?
A jelly donut xir! >Deadass? Im shook!
Xir yes xir! >Are you allowed to slay jelly donuts Private Pyle?
Xir no Xir! >And why not?
Because im a thicc b***h xir! >Because you are a hecking chonker, Private Pyle!
Xir yes xir! >Private Pyle has been acting mad sus no cap fr, I have tried to help they/them, but I have failed ong. From now, whenever they/them frick up, I will not punish they/them, I will punish all of you, NO CAP. The way I see it, you owe me one jelly donut. BET.
>it should be legal to kill zoomers
It is legal, old homosexual 🙂
White prostitutes raised by seal homosexuals like you and prostitutes like your mother are totally free to kill their babies all the time, and they do!
That’s not how zoomers talk at all
fr fr
No cap?
You’re cappin rn like fr
Fr tho homies always be tryin to flex like this nowadays no cap.
I live in a non-english speaking country and went back to college for one semester and all the 18 year olds there were talking about their favourite mumble rappers and blending words like deadass and bussin into their native speech.
sweden?
>The third world is still living in 2018
Not losers like you who still live with their parents
What happened ? did yours throw you out because you were a disappointment ?
this anon is straight bussin fr
no cap
That would mean I’m having a good time or am cool
deadass
stop the cap zoomer and take tha thong out ya bussy playa
no cap bru h fr fr
say cap right now or else
on my momma you finna frfr tho
that cap ogd bruh fr fr
BRUH you sussin
normie zoomers do, not friendless zoomers that spend all their time on Cinemaphile
Cope, freak, you talk like you have brain damage.
cap
Okay boomer
Fpbp, it's not a zoomer thing, more of a latino thing
>latino thing
You're actually insanely moronic.
Why r u cappin, mang?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SBbuqMA6rls
Did bullying just stop it are these guys the new bullies? I don't get it
Do the trap jump? Stop cappin’ bruh
homies fr be talkin’ like in the above image
Stop trippin’ over the facts presented and stop taking your own inexperience with zoomers (thank god) as fact
It may not be how they talk, but it's how they post online. I posted a comment on something, the comment got a lot of likes and everybody started replying with "no cap" and "fr".
Unfortunately incorrect. t.zoomie
Say sike rn homie or u wrong for that
u rite
I have no idea what any of this means and I'm glad
bussin = cool or something
cap = Kappa emote from twitch that conveys sarcastic expression which was shorted to Kapp but then the zoomers mispelled it to cap, so no cap means no sarcasm and cap means sarcasm
deep zoomer lore
>thinking that's where cap comes from
deadass no cap straight bussin on god fr
>deep zoomer lore
It’s all hip hop “slang”, what the frick are you talking about
Frick, im getting old
americans are desperate to become ghetto blacks lmao
the middle class in europe and the US is infatuated with the Black culture, especially the roasties who cant get enough. and these roasties all claim to be feminists
So basically the degeneration of the English language.
Yeah a real death of civilization (my eyes are rolling)
HAHAHA virgin actually thinks cap is from twitch
only blacks think cap is not from twitch, you just outed yourself as blacks, on god no cap fr
you just outed yourself as an actual underage gay lmao
We’re imitating black slang you dumbass. Kappa has never meant to lie, either
You're so fricking stupid anon
This is bullshit, Twitch doesn't have a Koopa emote moron.
This is like those infographics of boomers desperately trying to figure out what lol and gtg meant
no cap means, "not lying", "being truthful". As if zoomers know what the frick sarcasm even is
putting a Kappa infront of a sentence like,
> I didnt do it Kappa
is literally the same meaning as saying
>I didnt do it Cap
aand if you are serious about the statement you say
>I didnt do it no cap
it does come from twitch, kappa been around for like 15 years with same meaning
Then some rappers heard twitch zoomer say kapp no kapp and interpreted it as lol no cap fr bussin and here we are
No it doesn't. 'cap' comes from the fake gold teeth that you slip on top of your natural teeth, while 'perm' comes from permanent gold teeth. To be 'capping' meant you were poor and had to use fake and potentially not even real gold teef (w/ bling)
>cap = Kappa emote from twitch
Blacks were using this word before twitch was even a thing
twitch emotes are becoming fricking common language?
Kill me, kill me now. I want to die.
poggers!
ngl i feel like im getting jebaited fr fr tho
cap is Black person slang, it's not from twitch. I've even seen articles online by blacks explaining that it's rayciss for white people to say "cap"
cap is from those Black folk that get genuine gold teeth instead of "caps" or something like that hence "no cap" as in "being honest"
thats a homie myth, zoomers watch twitch not mtv homie rap
>zoomers don't watch homie rap
This is either 10/10 bait or you're a
that needs to stay in their homosexual containment board
>I have no idea what any of this means
Damn, I think you’re dumb
>not knowing what the bastardised language the children and melinated citizens talk makes you dumb
I'd argue the exact opposite
not knowing this = dumb
not a hard concept dumbo
do you know what is apparently a hard concept? not talking like a moronic child or a Black person
Proof?
the delicate folds of your mother's sphincter bruised and cum soaked by every man in a 100 mile radius of her is my proof
ywnbaw and are not based, thankfully our Cinemaphile lingo mogs zoomerspeak. It's kind of cringe that you can't into their buzzwords tho. They would probably heem you unironically.
>mfw we always were what we mock in others
baka tbh senpaitachi
fr fr no cap why are boomeres here always straight susing when they talk about us ?
>zoomers are... LE BAD!!!
A zoomer could probably kick your ass.
lol calm down Black person. I'm a zoomer too, I just think these edits are funny
its over for millenialgays
Our time has passed, John
Have some faith John
average American tough guy lol, a feckless fat ass
how many americans have you actually met?
you right, average amerilard is way fatter than the guy in the webm
Is this how arm wrestling is done? How fricking gay. Might as well ram each other in the ass afterwards
Imagine holding another man’s hand. Couldn’t be me, on God.
>chinkcels save entire folders of these fake webms to feel better about themselves
He's a real arm wrestler that goes to tourneys and compete and has a record. Kinda like you str8 cappin' cuz he be slappin'.
I’d love to bust a fat nut on that chinks sexy face
he's not committing to king's move brah
Knowing how to arm wrestle doesn’t make you a fighter.
this was proven fake, check the toks
its legit cap
sheeeeeeeeeeeesh, fr fr?
white boy mad fr fr
that leg positioning looks illegal.
this guy is anchoring himself against the table using his foot, its like that challenge where you pull a rope against a lion but its caught on a corner.
yeah he's a pro
>so stop saying bodyweight is cheating
yeah because he's using the stage as a way to cheat. If that weren't there he'd have lost
>If that weren't there he'd have lost
What a weird way of saying things. You're allowed to use the stage. That's like saying "if the net was small you wouldn't have scored a goal and I'd have won".
not quite the same thing
yikes they might as well be dick wrestling xD
I'll fricking beat you.
This webm is awful in so many ways. The guy on the left is pulling while the guy on the right is using his whole body and losing until the left guy gets tired. Literally nobody is arm wrestling because of posture. Might as well be sucking each other off.
cute twink
It's not hate, it's playful ribbing. moron
Kino
ong
>5 tickets for the Minions: The Rise of Gru please
They already talk like zoomers in that show.
Only Black folk would call someone Tones.
Watch it Zoomy
oh marone, let the man rest.
US army fat-shaming in the year of our lord 20XX
damn, you got me
Uncanny how well it captures the modern corporate wokehole we're in.
I want to laugh, but this isn't a comedy, it's our reality.
honestly though paul allen's would be the urkraine flag
this needs an update
I feel like if this movie were made today, this would be a pretty key point of the satire. Bateman is obsessed with appearing morally righteous to those around him.
i get this scene now
You mean you get the whole movie now
Gets me every time
This needs some subs.
>New card. What do you think?
Whoa. Very nice. Take a look.
>Picked them up from the printers yesterday.
Good flag.
>That's Pride. And calling myself an ally lets people know I am part of the struggle.
Struggle?
It is very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing.
Look at this.
>That's really nice.
Racial justice pride flag with my personal pronouns
What do you think?
>Nice.
Jesus. This is really super. How'd a cishet like you get so woke?
>(V.O.): I can't believe that Price prefers McDermott's signalling to mine.
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
POC and Tans pride flag, Black power fist...
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card.
> (V.O.): Look at that Pride background. The sheer virtue of it. Oh my God, it even has a QR code...
Is something wrong? Patrick...you're sweating.
underrated
>Was watching a short doc on nuclear fusion the other day
>Fusion company comes on
>Wears one of these lgbturd pins prominently
The west is collapsing
I can hear every line in my mind. This shit is hilarious. Good job anon
>twitter/discord profile bios be like
>SHEEESH Things
lmfao
>finesse dem sith
fricking died.
Post the one about the pope
You guys don’t have enough vocabulary for this, you only have like 3 terms you’re not even sure people use and you fill in the rest with like 90s gangster slang, how are you even supposed to tell when it’s funny? I mean come on surely there’s some actual SoundCloud rapper bullshit you could say and joke about but it’s like you don’t have enough information to make a joke but you’re running with it anyways by routine
fr fr
No cap
period
ratio
fr L thread
L + no b***hes + touch grass
Anything that makes white millennials suicidal is bussin in my book
Based
ong u spittin fax
stupid zoom zoom
why are you so cringe?
It's the same as how out of touch nerds would mock black people 10 years ago, they just sound like homosexuals
Cringe. Blacks have always been cringe. Rap is cringe.
>inb4 rap isn't all about fricking b***hes and killing people over grape soda
Yes it is and I went through a rap phase when I was a moronic edgy 12 year old too.
Fricking wigger
I play valorant, I know how you stupid zoomer wiggers talk. This shit is spot on, stop capping you little sussy baka
well yea, the entire point is to sound black so of course we would sound gay, all blacks do.
Bussin
fr fr no cap
on god?
your argument is kinda mid ngl
>anon keepin it 100
>doesn't understand absurdity is humorous
You are a textbook ZOOMER
deadass bruh you got ratioed on god fr
L + mid post + get some b***hes no cap
RIP BOZO + L + TL;DR + CHECK DEEZ
t. malding zoomer ong no CAP
homie we bussin fr
rip bozo ran from the thread ong
Ong I'm still here I didn't run from the thread, you're deadass bussin rn. fr
rip bozo
Everybody look at this goofy. Nut ass shit fr fr on God, no cap.
ebonics were a mistake
>more of these please
why? this shit is cancer
>why? this shit is cancer
>he says while posting cat_reaction.png with a reddit caption
i can translate for you millennial corpses
W = epic win
L = epic fail
Bussin = awesomesauce
Cap = fake and gay
I know you're trying to make it sound embarrassing by associating it with 2012 reddit slang but it's still better than just copying rappers and AAVE.
Best thing in the thread
nauuurrr bc y'all dont even know real gen z slang :skull_emoji:
Why do zoomers talk like an sub 60 IQ Black person who's brain got fricked up on PCP and hard liquor? And why do they all have mutt hair?
Miscegenation nation
Because young people just follow whatever media tells them is popular.
israelite run media/entertainment pushing Black person culture race mixing and every other degenerate thing has lead to very stupid mulatto kids in america
>Am I out of touch? No, it's the kids who are wrong.
on god you betta deadass get down low fr no cap
Why do we use Black person slang but we hate Black folk? Seems very contradicting
tbqhfamalam
They are truly some of the funniest people on the planet
I don't want to live around them but they can be funny at times.
its missing face tattoos, something along brands or pop culture shit of the time
Jeraldinious get ipadinious
name one (1) instance of a character saying "deadass" in a movie.
zoomers dont write them yet
ay tone, this gabagool deadass be hittin diff
The Place Beyond the Pines (2012)
01:40:47
Deadass was a New York thing, so it's ok
Yeah growing up in ny I've accidentally picked up tons of shit like that. Deadass, Hella, boags=cigarettes
>ny
>hella
Why u finna steal our shit just cuz we out here bussin, fr fr no cap shit is mad whack bro.
Growing up in NYC I've picked up deadass and heard lots of hella but never heard of 'boags'.
I'm a leaf and I know what a boagie is, tho we tend to say dart
So you're upset about the cultural appropriation of it and not the slang itself. Sounds kind of woke for someone bashing on Zoomers
This. Didn't even realize that words like deadass and brolic weren't words used normally until I got older.
Every single instance of 'zoomer speak' is taken wholesale from somewhere else they are the generation without their own creative identity because of the internet
>people will argue in earnest that newer generations aren't getting more moronic
omfg.
Remember zoomies. This is what the guy making fun of you looked like at your age.
We made fun of those guys at the time too.
>we made fun of those guys all the time too
Is that you at the time? I played football, didn't really hang out with your crew, seemed kinda gay
You footballers and your locker room antics. Totally not gay lmao
the 2000s emo aesthetic was the golden age of the internet and any sensible man would give anything to bring it back, so you keep it out of your fricking mouth
for women perhaps, emo 'men' all exclusively look like little homosexual morons
I half-assed the look and wore skinny jeans and sort of straightened my hair and went from repulsing women to actually getting laid a few times almost immediately.
its still carried on in bits and pieces
Goth girls are just modern emo girls.
goth girls don't exist anymore
just zoomers wearing it like a fashion accessory
I want to make HAPA babies with this broad. No cap fr fr ON A STACK!!!!
I would pay every year i have lived after my teenaging to go back with my emo gf.
I'm 28 now and i have never gotten over her...
friend i see plenty of washed out emo girls at 28. They're older sure but they're clinging onto their youth and they're easy.
I got to bang some skinny emo bawd back in hs, she had a fricking FAT ass oh my god dude. She was submissive as hell too.
I don't miss her, but I do miss that ass
the goth aesthetic is for blacks
Cope zoomoid. Emo and scene were the last bastions of white culture
goth is about the whitest thing there is in fashion you drooling shitskin
up spork!
I can't really considered myself unbiased in my agreement considering Boxxy played no small part in my sexual awakening.
You just had to be there
No I didn't
He has a cap so all he did was cap
Shieeet, he bussin as hell, where can a homie cop that drip no cap?
>kek
>lel
>based
Like you homosexuals are any better
I have never once said based, kek, normalgay or even normie in public my entire life.
>hah lel that was so kek bro very kino and based you are so redpilled haha
>Anything that makes white millennials suicidal is bussin in my book
>theres at least 10+ zoomers getting anally blasted by zoomerposting
thin skinned homosexuals, no wonder so many of you are chopping your wieners off
Heres your pity you
This. Truly ''Generation easily offended''.
All you have to do is say the dreaded z-word and at least a dozen of them get buttblasted and start ineptly taking shots in the dark against muh millennials
Like clockwork
i saw a zoomertroony get offended by someone quoting Good Burger in twitch chat. Specifically the line "We're all dudes, hey!"
I don't really get the meme of zoomerspeak
like I get the zoomerspeak
but I don't get the meme of doing it ironically, just adding fr fr and cap and bus
Like I get you're using the words
and I get you're doing it ironically
but I don't get the actual point or why it's funny or amusing or clever or why it's worth making a thread or a reply or a post with
It's like if we just decided to add the words zip zam to everything. And made tons of posts going zip zam. like whats the point. The words are funny?
>like like like
you talk like a gay/woman
Do you not like it?
Because zoomers are moronic and morons are funny
It's funny to see the zoomerspeak version of widely known phrases. The good ones are not just a "fr fr" at the end, it's a conversion of the whole phrase.
It's also funny to see characters speaking in a way they wouldn't
zoomer speak memes remind me of jive guys from airplane
Why are you expecting more from the board that changed the title of everything yo fit chuck suck and frick?
i miss zimbawe posting like you wouldnt believe. no cap
>Getting this Zim zammed over a flim flam
Ngmi
Just zip your zam mate, or you will get your zams zipped.
W thread
W posts
W memes
W life
I hate boomers so goddamn much
We're not boomers, we're millenials, born before the Year 2000. We're the best, last generation. We created every good thing you have despite the shittiest cards dealt to us by boomers with constant economic crashes and recessions and pandemics.
Boomers are cringe, you are cringe. We are the only good ones.
This is true but online simpdom is totally our fault.
Its funny cause Ive never heard anyone speak like this irl
I'm a Brit, I've never heard bussin or no cap, but I've heard people say 'for real' a lot but I have no idea if that's how you say fr, I know that's what it means but saying fr out loud do you say for real or make a frrrrr sound? worst I heard was some teen boys refer to the local police as feds
How have milliennoids become so utterly mindfricked and assblasted by zoomers? I don't get it. Because they're the only ones making these
>seething at a meme on Cinemaphile
I think its you thats assblasted
You don’t just want to appeal to your customers, you want to vibe with them, you want them on your wavelength, you want them to frick with you. If you can’t do that, there’s no point in working with you, but I’d like to welcome you to the 21st century, my slime.
These are NOT funny. I am a zoomer and I am more than just a stereotype. Be better
>Ayo I is be not the vibe you catchin, big yikes. Im the ceo of drip iykyk, you finna be cheugy in a week, senpai. I sip tea till then
>You've gotta do better, Senator
When God curses a nation, it usually lasts about 4 generations. Maybe gen Alpha will be better.
>Maybe gen Alpha glued to their iPads 24/7 will be better.
Lmaooo
gen alpha will be 10x worse you moron. they've been watching tiktoks for 10 hours a day from the age of 2. they will have zero attention span
the fact that intentionally using zoomer slang to shitpost makes them assmad is fricking hilarious and exactly why I will keep doing it. Ongod, nocap, fr fr fr
An entire generation of wiggers?
Someone please make a transparent zoomer hair template.
shawthy hating on the fresh cut fr
>Big yikes! TF is that, Private Pyle?
A jelly donut xir!
>Deadass? Im shook!
Xir yes xir!
>Are you allowed to slay jelly donuts Private Pyle?
Xir no Xir!
>And why not?
Because im a thicc b***h xir!
>Because you are a hecking chonker, Private Pyle!
Xir yes xir!
>Private Pyle has been acting mad sus no cap fr, I have tried to help they/them, but I have failed ong. From now, whenever they/them frick up, I will not punish they/them, I will punish all of you, NO CAP. The way I see it, you owe me one jelly donut. BET.
>Xir yes xir!
How is that funny? ELI5
yo u kinda actin sussy fr fr
Where is the perfection
the pharisees be sus, no cap fr fr
frick off
zoomers getting steamed only makes my dick harder
what does fr fr mean
for real, for real
now somebody tell me what "mid" means
middling probably
I've made a frick ton.
Instead of a bell, Hector would just push a button that says "cap" or "no cap"
Lmfao
Change Cigarettes to Vapes
hello xir bussing morning xir
Zoomers where I live seem mature and well-spoken. More than their elders, often. The wigger zoomer archetype comes from people living in poverty.
>it should be legal to kill zoomers
It is legal, old homosexual 🙂
White prostitutes raised by seal homosexuals like you and prostitutes like your mother are totally free to kill their babies all the time, and they do!
>seal homosexuals
weak*
this zoomer Black person said seal lol