Morgan Spurlock dead at 53

Ab F, S or indifference.
The Super Size Me director is dead

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its real

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S for a lying piece of shit alcoholic.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sticky?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red pill me on a true McDonald's diet. Surely it can't be as bad as they say it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Theres a nutritionist at kansas state university who debunked the doc and has spent his whole career telling people that to lose weight the ONLY thing you need is to eat less calories than you consume.

        He eats mcdonalds 3 times a day but only eats 2300 kcal and loses weight. (Approx 1 lb per week)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's obvious, but the main issue is everyone's calorie intake differs actually, I worked out my limit is 2150 calories and if I have more than that I gain weight

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's stupid for the concern to be weight. More important is the negative effects of the food itself on your health.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >(Approx 1 lb per week)
          >52 weeks in a year
          W-wait, how long ago was this? Is he still evern there?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's basically what Mike Mentzer used to say. Most body builders followed a strict diet but dude was eating ice cream and other junk food before competitions.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That's basically what Mike Mentzer used to say.
            >dude was eating ice cream and other junk food before competitions.
            >"Mentzer died on June 10, 2001, in Rolling Hills, California (Aged 49). He was found dead in his apartment, due to heart complications, by his younger brother and fellow bodybuilder Ray Mentzer."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >weight is the only factor in health
          what a moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People above a certain age view food as some magic voodoo shit rather than science. You need to eat vague "healthy food" or you'll get fat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot to add, here's a picture of him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's basically what Mike Mentzer used to say. Most body builders followed a strict diet but dude was eating ice cream and other junk food before competitions.

          lots of bodybuilders and powerlifters swear by the mcdonald's bulk. in terms of macros, mcdonald's hamburgers and cheeseburgers are actually pretty good.
          now if you add half a pound of deep-fried potatoes and 80 grams corn sugar mixed with just enough water to make it potable, you're going to get fat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Red pill me on a true McDonald's diet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >over an hour with no timestamp
          qrd?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair, qrd:
            >guy with several degrees, including one in "human nutrition" iirc
            >also a professional athlete (rock climber)
            >eats nothing but mcdonalds beef patties for two months (plus small amounts of milk in his cups of tea) (and takes one day off for a christmas meal with his family)
            >gets bloodwork done before, during and after
            >blood markers all improved or same (he was already healthy)
            >has steady energy throughout the day instead of up & down energy bursts
            >regular smooth shits
            >beats his PR in weighted hangs (though doesn't claim this is directly a result of the diet, only that the diet clearly hasn't hurt his strength)
            Along the way he takes interludes to discuss the obesity epidemic (and mcdonalds' part in it), its relationship to poverty, and talks briefly about environmentalism and how beef farming is actually sustainable and ecologically friendly, unlike crop farming which degrades soil quality and causes chemical pollution
            Note he only eats specifically the beef burger, not anything else (not even the bun)
            He talks about how mcdonalds beef burgers are literally 100% beef + small amounts of salt & pepper, cooked in their own fat with zero other ingredients

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you very, kind anon.
              >>gets bloodwork done before, during and after
              Ahh.
              >and talks briefly about environmentalism and how beef farming is actually sustainable and ecologically friendly, unlike crop farming which degrades soil quality and causes chemical pollution
              Surprising.

              >He talks about how mcdonalds beef burgers are literally 100% beef + small amounts of salt & pepper, cooked in their own fat with zero other ingredients
              Now that almost shocks me. Hard to believe.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Now that almost shocks me. Hard to believe.
                Why?
                >Man I wonder if that cia b***h watched the movie and then started doing intel to see if he was right and if that led to the whole operation
                I'm not even a 9/11 truther or anything, but the story behind Osama's capture was one of the most redpilling things I've ever read. He wasn't hiding in some backward shithole, he was in Abbottabad, in a massive compound he built less than 1 km from the national military academy. The entire reason why Obama conducted a raid on the compound without telling the Pakistani government was because it's basically an open secret that they were helping him, but then we didn't even sanction them. Like, we spent 20 years in Afghanistan for doing the same shit that Pakistan did while they got off scott-free.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >mcdonalds beef burgers are literally 100% beef + small amounts of salt & pepper, cooked in their own fat with zero other ingredients
              But this doesn't include the quality of the cow itself, what its fed and what medical treatments and drugs it's had. Which is extremely important.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >unlike crop farming which degrades soil quality and causes chemical pollution
              I can believe that, isn't corn the worst type of crops to grow since it just saps the nutrients out of soil and will kill your field if your plant it for more than two seasons in a row without switching

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Note he only eats specifically the beef burger, not anything else (not even the bun)
              So he's not talking about ff; he's just talking about beef patties.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Note he only eats specifically the beef burger, not anything else (not even the bun)
              So he's not talking about ff; he's just talking about beef patties.

              yeah, so you can tell he's some type of paid shill, probably specifically for the cattle industry.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >how beef farming is actually sustainable and ecologically friendly, unlike crop farming
              Wait, what do they feed the cows? They're like 1000 pounds

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wait, what do they feed the cows? They're like 1000 pounds
                Grasses, legumes, alfalfa, clover, and hay like they normally eat instead of corn and grain like they do in factory farms.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Note he only eats specifically the beef burger, not anything else (not even the bun)
              So it's not a "McDonalds diet".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel for that fattie. He's gorging down goyslop to shut down his stress and distract his mind from other things. His only function is to eat tasty food and feel better. I don't know how he has the balls to eat like this in public, and it looks like he's just starting this behaviour. I hope he's doing better wherever he is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He's gorging down goyslop to shut down his stress and distract his mind from other things
          Fricking idiot should do like I do and drown himself in booze instead. Fricking scrub.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He's gorging down goyslop to shut down his stress and distract his mind from other things. His only function is to eat tasty food and feel better.

          This is my brother but with news and information. He is desperately trying to distract himself from the fact he is a loser. He watches live news and browses news sites every waking hour of the day. Never had a gf. Spends all his time at home. But he is addicted to the news. When he doesn't have internet he goes out and buys a ton of newspaper. He is fricking 30, you would think he is 85.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you British?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Balkans

              That fat frick will live out his remaining days in disgrace knowing he directly contributed to Trump winning in 2016 lol, he doesn't need to be shot
              [...]
              Your brother needs to get his ass kicked, post his deets

              >Your brother needs to get his ass kicked

              He is literally so detached he wouldn't care. He inherited 20000 dollars and he keeps it in an envelope under his bed. Not because he is cheap, it's because he is afraid of doing anything that will change the status quo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a guy just released from prison.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that Five Guys?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just one guy, anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In n Out

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Somehow, the gay on the left is the most disgusting of the two.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because he's a gay, obviously

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Somehow, the gay on the left is the most disgusting of the two.

                >two literal moronic slobs
                >xD eating pizza with a fork is le....homosexual O_O
                >i would much rather be the fat disgusting freak

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >xD eating pizza with a fork is le....homosexual O_O
                I don't give a FRICK about him using a fork. He gently patted his za with a kitchen towel, you gay homosexual.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I degrease my food like this because the oils make my stomach upset. Frick you guys

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based. I've done the same just in case it's good for me for over 20 years now.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So you're a pussy and a gay, got it. Pizza grease is the best grease there is, even if it can cause my face to break out. Fried chicken grease is the one that kills you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This gay's stomach can't digest oils lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How about you stop eating vegetable oils and instead get some good fats in your diet?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pepperoni grease is vegetable oil

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the oils make my stomach upset
              Until you calm it down by swallowing your boyfriend’s cum, yeah?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least I have a partner

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like eating pizza with a knife and fork but that's because I have a giant fricking beard and mustache that goes down to my crotch, eating everything's better when I'm just shoveling bites in

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i didn't know gandalf posted on Cinemaphile

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am a wizard, it's true

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are worse things than incels in the deeper places of the interwebz...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          man, five guys is delicious but I swear you have to take out a loan to eat at that place anymore

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Regular Soda
              >Little Fry
              What are you, some kinda poorgay? LMFAO

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing egregious is the tip.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want this badly

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could have an In N Out burger with fries within 20 minutes if I wanted to for about $5. West coast best coast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now that menu is a luxury

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most McDonalds food is fine. The reason 99% of people get fat from it is the soda and fries. Avoid that and you should be good to go.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?feature=shared

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I eat fast food pretty damn often but I only ever order the burger/sandwich and skip the sides and sodies and I'm doing fine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the way to do it. Just getting a burger, even a big one like a QP or a double, is not bad for you and fills you up pretty good. It's everything else that adds up into an entire day's worth of calories in one meal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          me but with alcohol

          this lad is emphatic for the 2 minutes or so that this webm lasts
          boredom and/or Hell awaits him (Cinemaphile threads claim he's a christgay of some sort) after until he eventually falls asleep or whatever

          I'm drunk rn
          and will be until I wake up tomorrow
          when I will just start getting drunk again as early as I can
          it lasts all day

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for framing McDonald's you lying butthole.
    Still, rest in peace.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf it's real

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eats mcdonalds for a few weeks
    >dies of cancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah liver cancer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so now that he's dead does he have deader cancer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't what caused the cancer though unless you're some moron who reads one sentence from a headline and draws his own conclusions from it

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I posted this thread before you. That's bullshit I should get all the attention

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      borked the subject, you deserve page 10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Black person I'm keeping this thread alive to spite you

      In fact I'll super bump it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in fact, this thread should be pinned.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, this thread deserves the sticky since it hasn't devolved into covid shitposting like the other did

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm printing this thread out and framing it on my wall

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't drink alcohol kids

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He did it for us…..to prove fast food isn’t healthy…..

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In the post, he admitted to serial infidelities and said he had settled an allegation of sexual harassment from a former assistant. He also said he had been accused of rape in college. The post effectively ended Spurlock’s documentary career, as Spurlock stepped down from Warrior Poets shortly after.

    Imagine punishing men for being men.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest thing is that nobody even accused him of anything. He just self-cancelled.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alkies are idiots
        whoa

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The funniest thing is that nobody even accused him of anything. He just self-cancelled.

          Read about wet brain. Its alcohol induced dementia. Guy drank since he was 13. He was legitimately losing it on a brain functioning level
          This is why those /druk/ threads are just sad, some of those lads are fricked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's sad. Hopefully some of them can heal.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Read about wet brain. Its alcohol induced dementia
            damn I hope he gets better

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He won

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone had been sitting on him lately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably how he really died, all the people sitting on him.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blames a restaurant chain for making people fat
    >makes a bogus documentary chronicling his 30-day diet
    >claims the food is destroying his liver
    >is actually just an alcoholic
    >later dies of liver cancer
    REGRETS, I’VE HAD A FEW

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F

    One of the few famous people from my hometown. He was a bit sensationalist but overall I enjoyed his work. His tv series was good too.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dies right as the internet suddenly remembers him and is actively shitting all over him
    OOF

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Super Dies Me

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Doug Benson will copy this, too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can only hope

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was obviously the McDonalds" fault. He ate so much that it poisoned his liver 2 decades later 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Now that's a meme I've not seen for a long time... Long time.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crust status?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP bozo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eats a disgusting fast food slop sandwich every day for 50 years
      >wins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has better hair too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember as a kid reading about this guy in the guinness books of records and imagining him as some 600lb turbo fatty and then being disappointed when I finally saw this picture of him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a bizarre world Larry David. He looks happier lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /fitCinemaphile always tells me that greasy food makes you go bald but this guys got great hair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile are in constant denial over their shitty genetics, those boards are not meant to be taken seriously

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the good comp eaters live otherwise very healthy lives to offset their moronic passion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently alcohol is worse for you than processed foods…guess I learned something new today.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes anon, alcohol is incredibly bad for you

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rip. I’ll have a big mac and medium fries in his honor. won’t get it super sized though, because this motherfricker took it away from us

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have gone to Wendy's

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let this be a lesson to all you /druk/ posters, you are probably less healthy than a fat dude and will be outlived by one.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rest in peace mcdonald's guy

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mcdonald bros we won

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good maybe Ronald can bring back the super size option now.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Super Size My Casket

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely an F

    Super Size Me may have had its issues (him being an alcoholic during the filmmaking) but he tried to warn us of what was coming. A lot of people talked about the movie but ultimately little was done. Today Obesity is higher than ever and McDonalds stock is 10x what it was when Super Size Me came out. We are not losing the war against obesity, we have already lost.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obesity is going to happen with or without mcd's or fast food in general, it's more of a cultural and lifestyle issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        accessibility of cheap calorie dense food is most likely a big factor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ultimately little was done
      What could americans do, even in theory?Everyone hates rules and regulations there.

      In Europe, there's already taxes against sugar and "fattening foods" in general.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The actual answer is culture, all the thin countries (ie east asian, and no eurogays you're way closer to the US in obesity than Japan or China) have a culture that looks down on being overweight. The food they eat is also far healthier, it's not a change that happens overnight and it can't really be forced like you said.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we need to fight obesity I suppose we should end EBT programs right away?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S. I'll be sure to rewatch Fat Head to remember how much of a fraud that this guy was.

      McDonald's isn't the sole cause of obesity, you and Spurlock are just moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        McDonalds is just one example. The real problem is is the food industry as a whole. How they peddle unhealthy slop to the masses, flood TV and the internet with advertising, lobby congress and bankroll junk science to spread misinformation. If we were able to reign in the tobacco industry, we could have done the same with junk food, but we just chose inaction because people these days cant be asked to sacrifice anything or to deal with the slightest inconvenience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My fat ass is going to at least check these digits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but he tried to warn us of what was coming.
      Massive amounts of estrogen and pee from perpetually drugged-up females in the water supply?
      I live in one of the healthiest, whitest states and everyone here is a normal weight, yet they still love their occasional goyslop. They also still procreate like normal humans and are rapidly expanding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what happened in 2016?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leftists went suicidal over trump winning and doubled down on big macs, why do you think all the mcdicks commercials are all hip hop shit now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did he say anything about HFCS or sneed oils? If not, then he didn't warn us about a goddamn thing, he made a shock doc then shilled veganism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day you hysterical homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but that isn't because of McDonalds, it's because most American can't even do the smallest amount of self-control to live a healthier life.
      And I don't even mean like exercising 4 times a week or replacing an entire meal with blended spinach. You could legitimately start loosing weight and life a better life if you just eat your Big Mac with no fries or drink a water or at least a small diet coke instead a large soda with every combo.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol causes cancer. it isn't the only factor but it is a proven factor in all types.
    for one it harms your liver, which is an integral part of your immune system, and your immune system is what takes care of errant cells, not just foreign cells.
    it isn't often mentioned, but any doctors dealing with the problems are aware of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are posters on here (alcoholics) that will refute this and completely deny it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, most of us know it.
        teetotaler fricking homosexual
        i'm sorry your autism makes you unable to proccess that people do things that are harmful to themselves

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because of him purposefully lying hundreds of millions of kids had to watch his "documentary" in school by emotion-filled female teachers.
    s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made an effort to get thin after seeing it in school and actually did lose weight and started eating healthy. Even if most of it was bullshit im still thankful they did

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Supersize deal ruining homosexual alchy

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leave the megacorporation goyslop slingers along

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mc-Ack!
    His documentary Rats was ok tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rats x Sicko make a compelling double feature
      And even though Morgan wasn't a libtard like Moore, they still hit a lot of the same subjects in similar fashions

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have eaten more burgers.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F

    Everyone should watch "Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?"

    The people here complaining about him are obese Zionists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lying is bad, actually.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shitposts a random guess as to obl's location
      >turns out he's 120 miles away
      Man I wonder if that cia b***h watched the movie and then started doing intel to see if he was right and if that led to the whole operation

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S
    Alarmist piece of shit. Could have made a difference by teaching normies about CICO but went the exact opposite. Rest in Shit you dead alkie frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed, but at least he spawned things like this that actually got to the truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXtJ12EeaOs&t=564s&ab_channel=WeirdHistoryFood

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronnie got his revenge.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so when is michael moore getting shot to death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That fat frick will live out his remaining days in disgrace knowing he directly contributed to Trump winning in 2016 lol, he doesn't need to be shot

      >He's gorging down goyslop to shut down his stress and distract his mind from other things. His only function is to eat tasty food and feel better.

      This is my brother but with news and information. He is desperately trying to distract himself from the fact he is a loser. He watches live news and browses news sites every waking hour of the day. Never had a gf. Spends all his time at home. But he is addicted to the news. When he doesn't have internet he goes out and buys a ton of newspaper. He is fricking 30, you would think he is 85.

      Your brother needs to get his ass kicked, post his deets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't really against Trump winning, thats the point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No he was dead set against Trump, in the same speech where he points out that Donnie would take the house he also tries to buck back over how Hilary is the one that needed to win, but only people who were there heard that part, it was the Trump part that went viral

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been drinking a 1.5 liter of whiskey about every 3-4 days for the past seven years, am I gonna go in my fifties? My dad was a heavy drinker but was sober for over twenty years and died of liver cancer at 73.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should quit drinking while you still can, anon. I did it a year and a half ago and I feel pretty good. I've lost like 30 pounds and I get along with my wife a lot better now. My emotions aren't a rollercoaster anymore. I just feel basically decent all the time now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been drinking a 1.5 liter of whiskey about every 3-4 days for the past seven years, am I gonna go in my fifties? My dad was a heavy drinker but was sober for over twenty years and died of liver cancer at 73.

        Take it to your cringe larp containment thread.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I weigh 140lbs and drink a 12 pack a day, for a few years now. If I stop drinking I would wither away.
        I wish I had the weight loss motivation.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Rumour has it he was working on a new documentary, "Super Vax Me" where he tested the impact having 3 booster shots a day for a month would have for his body. The results will astound you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't dis/misinform fellow Anons who are likely overweight alcoholics that are most vulnerable to rebranded influenza.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its funny how its impossible to find the linoleic acid study anymore. it was flooded out with food lobby studies trying to say this literal poison doesn't cause disproportionate obesity vs calorie count and is actually good for the liver!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The seethemeister is here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon you're maintaining like five threads shitting on this guy for attacking a large corporation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Off you pop schizo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            people can tell when you samegay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just because you tell lies only about unsavory people doesn't mean that you're not a liar.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no sticky
    I guess the jannies don’t like him for making a movie that negatively potrays their lifestyle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spurlock threads get deleted half the time. Don’t expect Chris Watts to get a sticky either.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it bad to mix the vax with alcohol?
    Good bye, lying homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that was all it took to kill a man there'd be a shitton more vax deaths

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Open your eyes. Turbo cancers at all the high after 2021.
        Covid still a thing only in people who took the vax.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is suspicious about all the beoing whistleblowers dying but what about all these McDonalds whistleblowers all suddenly dropping in the span of a month? Really makes you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fast food is bad for you
      >t. whistleblower
      All one of them?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both F and S

    He lied which spread nutritional bullshit but he did expose Gslop in a roundabout way

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're all ignoring the bigger death from today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dog too? damn. Im kind of relieved though after seeing those recent pictures of him, they shouldnt have put him through that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you serious?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        super cereal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i assumed that dog had died years ago.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wikipedia says he died due to complications of obesity. I can't find a picture of him in 2024.

    ...vaxx status?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you DON'T eat McDonald's

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >for the next month I'll be eating nothing but McDonald's
    drinks beer
    >that's for breakfast, supper and dinner!
    takes shot of tequila
    >nothing but Mac D
    downs entire bottle of vodka
    >yessiree, my entire diet is on Ronald's hands now
    gulps down gallon of moonshine
    >haven't even started and I can already feel my liver starting to shut down
    vomits
    >fricking McDonald's I tell ya, destroying my pristine VEGAN body
    snorts cocaine
    >SUPER SIZE ME, BABY!
    dies

    RIP in pieces

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How /druk/ are you planning to get this weekend, anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I only drink during the week, at work. Weekends are for pussies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he might as well have done this

      %3D

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He never did provide his food logs
    S

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >preachy homosexual who made a career whining about how unhealthy everyone is and how McDonald’s is run by Satan
    >doesn’t even make it to 55
    Pottery. S

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S
    Frick this piece of shit and I hope he rots in hell. Fast food became literal garbage because of his stupid documentary.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    took him long enough
    i don't care if they were phasing out SS before the film, i just want to be able to pick a frickhuge portion of maccies fries again ;_;

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do his shills act like he was some warrior against the fast food industry when he literally gave McDick’s cover to sell less food for more money?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are mcdonalds shills trying to pretend they aren't the only shills in these threads?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gorske is still kicking in his 70s while you’re in hell at 53, Morgan

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >died of cancer complications

    what's the most cancerous McDonald's menu item?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the supersize fries from 2003. basically nothing but the cheapest possible seed oils

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there a windows logo on the happy meal box?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      daily double
      most of the stores don't sell it thoughever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      McDonald's fries with their BBQ sauce is like fricking crack. It's so good and I don't eat fast food anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Carcinoma Deluxe with Stage 4 Fries.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care what people say, I love that guy's comfy POV videos on the line

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the grease burns
      god save the wagies that get assigned to the fries station

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        War never changes. Semper Fry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i love grease burns

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i like how they stare at it like two cavemen that just discovered fire

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Putting water into burning grease. Isn't that the first thing you learn you shouldn't do when something is burning in the kitchen?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm surprised the fire suppression system didn't kick in. Also lol at the fire extinguisher in the upper right corner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I was 16, I worked at Mickey D’s for a year.
        I often worked the fry station, but the only burn I ever got was working the grill.
        They have this huge grill top that comes down to press the burgers. I burned my right wrist because I didn’t get my hand out in time.
        They rushed the frick outta you. You have to multitask. Sharpening the grill scraper, scraping the grill, putting the Patties on, taking them off, opening a new box of meat, transferring the meat, then rushing over to the fry station, then rushing to make a sandwich.
        I can’t believe people are now getting $15-$20er hour for that though. That’s a job for high school kids.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >high school kids
          Now it's a job for 45 year old venezualan men

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's an alcoholic who's seething about this and trying to tell any thread on Cinemaphile that he died because of seed oils and not crippling booze addiction

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's an autist who's been seething about this for decades because he can't get as much fast food as he wants and they showed him this movie in school

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sue mcdonalds, they killed him

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek he's already in the thread and pissed as a skunk

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ronald mcdonald put a hit out on this punk b***h. S

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain what's wrong with burgers if you make them from your own resources without all the additives

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even McDick’s burgers are completely fine, it’s the fries and soda that hurt you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I almost never order full menu anymore and just get burgers now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fries aren't that bad. though i rarely get them as the burgers alone fill me up and i save money. the soda is the real killer, haven't had one in 3 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loathe the giant, impossible to eat hamburgers these moronic YouTubers make

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >impossible to eat
        anon, they squish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made my own Crunchwrap Supreme off an Instagram recipe, it was pretty cash and I made it a second time.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    k-kek i've made like ten threads about this t-today i fit in right??

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Criticize the USA: The american laughs and calls you jelly.
    Criticize the food in the USA: The american gets serious and angry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a start, but we can go bigger

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Died: May 23, 2024 (age 53 years), New York, NY
    he died on The Day of Retribution
    now hes in Hell with Elliot forever...

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In December 2017, as the #MeToo movement continued to gain traction, Spurlock wrote a lengthy social media post saying he was “part of the problem.” In the post, he admitted to serial infidelities and said he had settled an allegation of sexual harassment from a former assistant. He also said he had been accused of rape in college.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dafug we just a thread about him two days ago

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    random reminder: the reason you're saying "slop" so much is because youtubers aren't allowed to say "shit" anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no its a moronic /misc/ buzzword that blew up Cinemaphile a little over a year ago, maybe earlier and then spread like wildfire because they cannot stay in their containment board. admittedly it was kind of funny at first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goyslop is a nazi meme from several years ago and it was forced on here before reddit and youtube adopted the slop

      dafug we just a thread about him two days ago

      >a thread
      It's been going on for months and there's been big youtube videos about it too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this doc such a thing now all of a sudden? Did some big israelitetuber drop a hitpiece or something?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          some guy got on twitter and found and offhand tweet about him talking about his alcoholism and took that to be a huge expose/takedown of the documentary he's still angry he was forced to watch in school

          read: its one autistic who's going to be forever fixated on this guy for the rest of his life

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can always tell when someone is really seething when they keep repeating the same "gotcha burn"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, “slop” is implying you’re an ignorant animal for consuming it. Think: Soilent Green, which is basically real life now.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The McMafia finally tracked him down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >open up, we know you're in there!

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of nutrition, is this homie legit or a scam? Pushes for near carnivore diet, eats almost nothing but red meat and eggs, doesn't eat breakfast, always posting videos like "first meal, 5:30 pm." Is this homie serious?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone documenting shit like this for social media is always, always, doing it for clout and eventually will try to sell people something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      black people are so dumb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything works fine if you count calories
      humans are garbage machines

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is a moronic grifter, but eating eggs and red meat is still a better diet than 99% of processed garbage.

      Personally I prefer white meat, chicken and fish.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >family refuses to say what kind of cancer
    it's gotta be liver cancer right and they don't want to admit it because people will have a field day?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      linseed oil causes liver cancer, so there's no reason to not throw that out. alcohol, on the other hand, causes other liver diseases.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F with a little s for the subterfuge. 30 days on FX had some kino in it.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't he get a medical examination that said he was perfectly healthy before the experiment
    which would mean a doctor lied about his condition as an alcoholic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doctor lies
      more at 10

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the world is healing. supersize and angus triple pounders shall return.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about the 1/3rd pounder? Miss 'em.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 biggest McDonald's haters died within a week
    >2 Boeing whistleblowers died within a week

    Are American corps TOO strong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What other McDonald's hater died this week?

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been to McDonalds or any fast food place in ages as I love to eat healthy. My doctor said my cholesterol level was beautiful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be a guilty pleasure but after ~~*Lockdowns*~~ when everything became expensive and everyone cheapened out on ingredients it just tastes like shit now AND is expensive. I just wouldn’t ever bother, like I’d never go to get Indian food either, tastes like puke.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mcdonalds switches to seed oils because of him
    >seed oils found to cause cancer
    >he dies of cancer
    the ironing!

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can the Ronald be stopped? How can a clown be so powerful?

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Cakes is dead?

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hurr he was a lying clickbaiter who nonetheless had a valid point
    >I LOVE mcdonalds and am ordering 10 bigmacs right now on this food app that will be at my door in as many minutes by some immigrant to prove how edgy I am cause he was a libtard or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon if you also want a burger you just gotta ask.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair a lot of the obese autists on this board were already going to McDonalds 4-5 times a week. To them, Spurlock's death was a minor victory against people who don't vigorously eat slop like them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just made this all up in your head, literally no one likes McDonalds. It was great when we were kids but it has exponentially dropped in qual over the decades. McDonald’s is disgusting garbage and I would make fun of any troony who went there. Like you or Spurlock.
      S

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy my eating blog

    >doctor recommends me a keto diet because of stomach pains
    >stick to it religiously, somehow: no dairy, no bread, no processed sugars for several months
    >hands shake at random points during the day, always feel hungry
    >lose 40 pounds rapidly
    >pleased with losing weight
    >months later I start itching on the soles of my feet
    >itch wont go away
    >it spreads up to the rest of my body
    >everything itches, even scratching it doesn't make the itch go away
    >piss is always bright orange now
    >family tells me it's just an allergy
    >go to a clinic to get blood tests
    >next day they call me and tell me to go to an ER immediately
    >at the hospital, MRIs reveal that I now have three dozen or more gall stones inside me, they stopped counting
    >it blocked my insides and was giving me the first stage of liver failure (hence the itching, i guess it was jaundice)
    >had to yank out my gall bladder, which had swollen to three times its size and was full of rocks

    It's only later I read somewhere that "a possible side effect of ketosis is that the body rapidly produces gall stones" but I do not know if the two are related. I never trusted my doctor fully after that, though. Now I can no longer enjoy greasy mcdonalds without having to evacuate immediately, so maybe that's a good thing.

    Thank you for reading my blog and subscribe to my substack.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he was working on a return documentary
    >Super Vaxx me
    >he got vaxxed every day for a month
    >unfortunately he had to discontinue it when he was struck down by a case of sudden adult death syndrome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adult death syndrome
      this in particular is one of the more sinister israeli lies

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lying, Alkie, Commie, libtard propagandist piece of shit perv dies of booze abuse
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS to this James Hetfield lookalike homosexual.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens if you drink too much alcohol.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >has been drinking since he was 13
    >it's because of the vax bro!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh yeah. Athletes and babies don’t just get strokes, they developed blood clots. If Spurlock had preexisting health conditions he was at much bigger risk for vax related health problems. Unironically that’s probably exactly what happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well he didn't die before getting vaxxed, did he

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I hope someone asks that about you when you drop dead.
      Oh right, nobody is going to care when that happens.

      Seething vaxxies! Don't get too mad your heart might go out!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drink for 40 years and be fine
      >vaxx 4 years and die
      a tale old as time

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner of Champions. Order the most stacked burger they have, ton of fries, and a GigaOunce soft drink in his honor...under whatever they have to call it now because this Black person took the "Supersize" birthright from your people.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he was a raging alcoholic.
    Whitest Kids U Know did a bit about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they did a satire bit where they replaced fast food with whiskey. Spurlock was a raging alcoholic but most people didn't even know until he admitted it a couple of years ago. WKUK just coincidentally hit the nail on the head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact, Trevor actually wanted to do it, his family forced him to quit after 2 days
      It's why he looks so fricked up in that part

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S, frick that fraud

    though grudging respect for pokerfacing his way through scene in his "documentary" where the late stage alcoholic gets told he's got the liver of a late stage alcoholic, and the late stage alcoholic says "yeah it must be all this fast food I'm eating"

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's real

    F

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S vaxtard rotted guts boozehound homosexual. MAGA!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rotted guts
      >embraces eating Mickey Ds goyslop because of Trump

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a guy who lives on nothing but McD's for the past 30-40 years and his health stats are perfect, cope harder. Booze rotted Spurlock's brain and organs, otoh.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kid, how come you're really worthless?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            broken spambot

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did your mom use drugs/alcohol while she was pregnant with you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your programming will reset eventually.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you'll use the Don Gorske excuse so you can go to McDonalds every day and get the biggie fries and drink combo with the apple pie, because if he does it why can't you? I guess it helps that le heckin based man Trump loves McDonalds too. You are legitimately autistic, probably underage, and definitely have a high BMI lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >americans are tap-dancing on a guys grave because he made their fast food portion sizes slightly smaller
            Why are they like this?

            >shill ignores logical argument

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >logical argument

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Biden did this it would have been brave and powerful.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit look how many seething lardos are ITT right now.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that his one-off scam makes him a "Filmmaker of renown." Sticky when?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped eating maccies as soon as i realised my home made sausage egg mcmuffins were much nicer

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In December 2017, Spurlock wrote a blog post admitting to what he called a history of sexual misconduct.[47] In the midst of the #MeToo movement, he said “I’ve come to understand after months of these revelations, that I am not some innocent bystander, I am also a part of the problem.”[48] In the post he said that he committed sexual misconduct in his past, including cheating on his past wives and girlfriends as well as settling a sexual harassment allegation.[49] In the post he also said that he was accused of sexual assault while in college.[7] After publishing his blog post, he stepped down from his position with Warrior Poets, a company he had founded in 2004.[50] The move subsequently ended his career as a documentary film-maker.[7]
    ~~*(They*~~) came to him right before he was about to get #metoo'd, and said "admit now, step down, no big deal, we take your company, keep all the money you would have made..."
    >or get raked over the internet coals, chaos abounds, huge flamout, etc.
    The industry really does a number on people, when you start to see what is beneath the surface

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S for being a deceitful snake
    his documentaries were pretty damn entertaining though

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't frick with Ronald McDonald

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not even a sticky
    RIP bozo

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mickey D's doesn't forget

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now I'm hungry

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hope someone asks that about you when you drop dead.
    Oh right, nobody is going to care when that happens.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >threaten Big Mac
    >die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He threatened Big Macs 20 years ago. The Feds were more than happy to apply rules and regulations to what food we’re allowed to eat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP McRESISTING

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >americans are tap-dancing on a guys grave because he made their fast food portion sizes slightly smaller
    Why are they like this?

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >know that millions of americans eat nothing but fast food daily and no one is dropping life flies
    >interviews a perfectly healthy man who eats multiple big macs daily for like 50 years of his life
    >one guy tries eating mcdonalds for a month and can't make it one week without developing signs of liver damage that you'd only see in an alcholic, which is literally acknowledged in the movie

    >somehow, the world at large treated the third guy as the rule and not just a blatant, biased fraud

    I remember pointing this out one of the 20 times I was forced to watch this shit in high school and I just got this "oh, you"-tier response from the teacher

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >millions of americans eat nothing but fast food daily and no one is dropping life flies
      Obesity is the second leading cause of death in the US

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're under 6'0 but over 225 lbs you need to just not be a fat piece of shit.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He would still be alive if he kept up on the Mc'diet.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vax status?

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