MORTAL ENGINES

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YA dystopian book where a woman stops the mean evil empire but also has to decide between 2 boys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NeHfQXO.jpg

      What went wrong?

      the girl is my wife, watch your mouth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really? I thought mc was a dude
      That why she wore a face mask on the cover? to keep it vagguely unisex

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it was the pacing. It needed to take its time a bit more and spend a little longer establishing things. They've barely set up the world and then the second act introduces a new culture (the sky pirates), then the third act introduces a totally new culture again (the Chinese). It was like if Rohan and Gondor were both introduced in Fellowship, and Fellowship was only two hours long.

        Do one of them, or make the movie longer and give us a little time to breathe and learn who all these people are. I knew the names of only three people in the big action climax and that's a big issue.

        Also the side plot with the robot assassin should have been cut entirely.

        She covers her face to hide a disfiguring scar. In the book she's apparently completely fricked, missing an eye and all, but in the movie it's just a long cut across her cheek. Also she's a wanted criminal so she's hiding her identity.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Also the side plot with the robot assassin should have been cut entirely.
          Robot assassin is immortal key support character of this universe, he was Hester Shaw foster father ffs/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was with you until you said to cut Shrike.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >That why she wore a face mask on the cover?
        She wears the mask because her face is disfigured by sword slash. She seeks revenge against guy who did it to her when she was a little girl (btw guy had nothing personnel against her, just neutralizing witnesses who knew about superweapon, it was just business).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          True.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I still would

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              t. Tom Natsworthy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Should have got Taylor Hickson.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              still cute.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                True.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She where's a mask in the book because half her face is missing, in the film because her cheek is scratched.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goyslopism. Everything they touch turns into diluted vegan milk.

      Book is surprisingly hardcore for YA and it is over 9000 better than movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They pulled a "The Golden Compass" and tried to fit too many things into one movie (instead of making it a series) when it's been proven MULTIPLE FRICKING TIMES that that shit DOESN'T WORK! YES I am mad about it, because the books are fantastic and this piece of shit movie is likely all we're going to get out of them

      Goyslopism. Everything they touch turns into diluted vegan milk.

      Book is surprisingly hardcore for YA and it is over 9000 better than movie.

      For me, it was the pacing. It needed to take its time a bit more and spend a little longer establishing things. They've barely set up the world and then the second act introduces a new culture (the sky pirates), then the third act introduces a totally new culture again (the Chinese). It was like if Rohan and Gondor were both introduced in Fellowship, and Fellowship was only two hours long.

      Do one of them, or make the movie longer and give us a little time to breathe and learn who all these people are. I knew the names of only three people in the big action climax and that's a big issue.

      Also the side plot with the robot assassin should have been cut entirely.

      She covers her face to hide a disfiguring scar. In the book she's apparently completely fricked, missing an eye and all, but in the movie it's just a long cut across her cheek. Also she's a wanted criminal so she's hiding her identity.

      >That why she wore a face mask on the cover?
      She wears the mask because her face is disfigured by sword slash. She seeks revenge against guy who did it to her when she was a little girl (btw guy had nothing personnel against her, just neutralizing witnesses who knew about superweapon, it was just business).

      Isn't their a sex scene in there somewhere? Might be the Mandela effect at work...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the second book starts with main character girl fricking the main nerd and ends with him dumping her for cheerleader queen, so she makes a pact with evil Russian city to enslave her entire town. I don't know what's next because they didn't translate the next book until after I was 26.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They timeskip 16 years ahead to make their daughter the main character, which sounds gay but it's actually based because it allows for the Green Storm to be taken over by Stalkerised Anna Fang and go full 1488 HH eco-fascist superterrorism

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sounds nice, I might give the series a second chance. I wonder if they still have it in my hometown library.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There's a prequel trilogy set 500 years earlier too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes there is, they frick on the airship floor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair that was most movies that came out at the time and they usually saw some amount of success (Hunger Games, Insurgent, etc.). Not all of them received such harsh mediocrity as Mortal Engines.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      None of that happens in the book and I don't think it does in the film either.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    entire premise is moronic. failed at conception. trued to do some hunger game ghettos on wheels.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hackson

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't make the main girl ugly.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Moving cities is a silly idea when shown in a movie. It kind of works in a book, but trasnferring it to a movie is hard.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The cool concept if big cities that eat eachother and flying cities. All the other shit with magic and cyborgs is gay as hell. Bookgays will never understand that movies don't need all the garbage of a novel because they have visuals and sound instead of just boring words.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They deviated from the book to make it so generic that it pissed off fans of the books and slipped right through anyone else's mind without leaving a mark like a wind through tall grass.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The sequel would have sucked, a floating raft Brighton?

    I've never seen so much unsolicited wiener in all my life, walking after you into the public toilets, the nude beach (99% wiener) that is overlooked by a notorious bushy hilly path where they openly frick, cruising the homeless cafes and centres.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brighton and boat cities is book 3, book 2 is a Russian city chasing an Alaskan city across the north pole on ice skates.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you hanging around a gay nudist beach in Brighton?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would've rather watched a movie about that killer robot raising a little girl.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They cut all the moving city chases other than the first one, which defeats the purpose of making a moving city chase movie.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been animated instead of live action. It's easier to suspend disbelief and stop motion or 2D animation would have fit the story better. I guess it really wouldn't have mattered with the YA shit they added to the movie.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A group of people collectively decided that "cities on wheels" was a good premise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's not good about it
      >inb4 "uhm well ackchually the necessary energy density required to apply sufficient motive force through pushrods of a uh let's call it ahuhuh optimistically a titanium-vanadium alloy when considering a normal force of approximately um blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
      nobody cares nerd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr nerd shit
        It looks stupid as frick. Simple as.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It looks fricking rad what's your problem

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My problem is that outside of the very first scene this premise was immediately dropped for a typical YA plot nobody cares about

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              In the book, London is nearly eaten by a larger German city, and there's also a whole mini arc about a pirate town attacking the flying town. Could have at least kept one of these.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird how Mortal Engines was the only movie to attract that type of autism. Nobody questions the bullshit technology you see in capeshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The concept was interesting but the actual story was shit.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its the dumbest idea Ive ever seen put on screen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Purge is more ludicrous

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Capeshit is more ludicrous

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're parents wedding video moreso

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb esl poster

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I saw this trailer, I thought, woah, this is so cool. So I bought the ebooks and read them.

    In my mind : Indiana Jones whipping from city to city raping women and having adventures while leaving hundreds of women pregnant

    What I read : Harry Potter but on boats

    This has to one of the most miserable pairings of characters and setting. This shit could've been amazing, but it wasn't, it was just bullshit, just like the books.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the look of the movie, with all the motorized cities, and that robot guy was cool. The script was just the most generic shit imaginable, it sucks because there was clearly a lot of love put into the designs.

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