Mother of God, Zack Snyder IS a GENIUS.

Mother of God, Zack Snyder IS a GENIUS.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, no he's really not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His standardized test scores proved that irrefutably.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whats the bull a reference to

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          big indian wiener

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            could be a Cinemaphile reference
            post hands

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd answer this, but you're clearly poor

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if nolan did this you all would be creaming your pants

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if the guy who makes good serviceable movies did this you would like it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan is just as much of a brainlet as Snyder

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BvS and JL are unironic kìnøgrǣphìë

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree sirs, Zackary Snyder is a true filmmaker.. he will redeem the cinema

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm literally whiter than you.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the kryptonian ship being studied by the government is designed to look like a big white whale? Is this because of the whole thing about Batman being Captain Ahab from Moby Dick?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the white whale imagery is about Moby Dick and the themes of that book about revenge and obsession. OK.
    But can someone explain the imagery behind the horses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The horses represent death.
      MoS = Birth, BvS = Death, ZSJL = Resurrection

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The horses represent death.
      MoS = Birth, BvS = Death, ZSJL = Resurrection

      The horse can also represent the Trojan Horse, a supposed gift that is actually a weapon in disguise.
      The crippled guy in the movie is literally used by Lex Luthor as a Trojan Horse.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >batman is le ahab because.. HE JUST IS, OK?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      read a book

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are you moronic

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snyders brilliance knows no bounds

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what did the jar of piss represent?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >earth this thing Darkseid has been looking all over the Universe for
    >Goes there with an army with his magic boxes and all
    >gets rekt and his boxes left behind
    >forgets where all this happened so Steppenwolf can find it later as the plot for your movie
    Oh Yes, fricking genius indeed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is one planet in a vast fricking multiverse and the Mother Boxes were broken, so he couldn't track back the location. It also happened millennia ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If I went to new jersey and got my ass kicked and my shit stolen I would never forget where it happened you mouth breathing donkey stfu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would you remember the exact street corner it happened if that mugging took place 30 years ago?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes I would because I am not a moron like you. Not to mention I it was logged on my GPS. You telling me Darkseid doiesnt have GPS? How do you think he found the planet in the first place? He cant just do what he did the first time again? You are a fricking idiot of the lowest caliber to even be trying to defend this. Like how fricking stupid do you have to be to think they just fly around in their spacecraft with no maps or anything and just stop whenever they just happen by a new planet (which never fricking happens because they are in SPACE and the planets are so fricking far apart you cant just stumble up on one like Burger king at a rest stop you stupid Black person)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Not to mention I it was logged on my GPS. You telling me Darkseid doiesnt have GPS?
              The Motherboxes were the GPS and they were broken.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh really? How did steppenwolf find the planet then mental midget?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dr. Silas Stone, Cyborg's father, fixed one of the Motherboxes so he could save his son's life by turning him into a man-machine hybrid monstrosity. That Motherbox then did a search and learned the planet was being protected by a kryptonian so it went back to standby. The moment said kryptonian died the Motherbox started being operational again and woke up the others, once all three were running again they sent a beacon to Steppenwolf.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so nobody beside the metal goat gave a frick that one of their few gps came back online?
                how was he conquering thousands of worlds to redeem himself if they have no navigation

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Motherboxes meant to ping back from Earth to their planet went dormant. They couldn't locate Earth in the vastness of the multiverse without those Motherboxes. When the Motherboxes went back online and they started to ping back to their planet and the job was given to Steppenwolf to investigate, because Steppenwolf was already working on conquering new planets for the bosses.

                >how was he conquering thousands of worlds to redeem himself if they have no navigation
                Probably searching planet system by planet system?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >listen guys we don't track wherever we go with our ships besides with those things we can carry out and leave anywhere really

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the movie states that his was literally the only one (1) time that a planet resisted successfully
                and nobody thought much about all this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The movie also mentions there was a rebellion of sorts once Darkseid went back to his planet and much was lost.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Like how fricking stupid do you have to be to think they just fly around in their spacecraft with no maps or anything and just stop whenever they just happen by a new planet (which never fricking happens because they are in SPACE and the planets are so fricking far apart you cant just stumble up on one like Burger king at a rest stop you stupid Black person)
              They literally do. Steppenwolf unironically had the job of conquering 50.000 worlds before he could come back to his home planet. He's literally flying around at random conquering new worlds to fill a quota.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are literally fricking moronic. go back to redit you have to be 18 to post here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're comparing one state on earth to one planet within the entire infinite universe. Multiple universes actually since they mention traveling across the multiverse. Basically you're fricking moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >flies his intergalactic armada across universe and parks in the orbit
      >lands in the one spot where the horseback defense force formed and runs into melee range

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not impressed

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >THING LOOKS LIKE THING! GENIUS!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit would have been way better if there was another movie before superman died, and another movie before he cam back to life.

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