"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."
How could a hack like Tolkien ever hope to match such elegant prose?
I wonder why Tolkien made the most powerful item a ring. Is there some kind of historical or mythical significance?
Usually epics would have a mythical sword or crown or something. Kalevala had Sampo, a magical device which is some kind of mill that makes riches
Esl moment
Take your lithium
>he doesn't know that Tolkien invented the word doom
>Main bad guy is Sauron
>secondary bad guy who is a man is Sauroman
>Hitler, Himmler
>Lenin, Stalin
>manipulating, slippery villain who uses his words to corrupt people
>Grimey Worm Tongue
>fleet footed femboy character
>call him leg o lass
bravo hackson
Wow what a stupid name haha. I’m sure places in real life have better names than that…
>A man that walks
>Call him Strider
That's literally why they call him that in Bree.
> On account of those long shanks he goes striding about with
His mind will probably be blown where the surname Smith comes from
His son's asshole will probably be blown when he realizes where Dickinson comes from.
>home of the villain's right hand man who makes new orcs
>it's called Orctank
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."
How could a hack like Tolkien ever hope to match such elegant prose?
>aspiring
>aspiring
> family lives in Bag ends
> their last name is Baggins
>treebeard
>has a beard made of tree
>elverond
>is an elf
wtf is an elverond
Maybe Mount Favela would have been more your speed
>takes place in the middle of the Earth
>Middle-Earth
BRAVO TOLKIEN
>book is about a guy who makes a bunch of rings
>tolkin calls it The Lord of the Ring
>character wants to throw an item back in the place it came from
>throwdo backins
>book about rings
>calls it Lord of the Rings
>wizard is neither a Gan nor a Dalf
>names him Gandalf
>bad guy planet is Z'ha'DOOM
I wonder why Tolkien made the most powerful item a ring. Is there some kind of historical or mythical significance?
Usually epics would have a mythical sword or crown or something. Kalevala had Sampo, a magical device which is some kind of mill that makes riches
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Ring_des_Nibelungen
Interesting. Thanks