>movie everyone says is shit actually turns out to be kino

>movie everyone says is shit actually turns out to be kino
What movies fit into this description?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Smile is like a billion times better than Barbarian

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Barbarian is a dishonest film afraid to be anything but trite and forgettable

        Smile is a masterpiece

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Smile was so bad it’s good territory. Genuinely a comedy movie larping as a horror flick .
      Barbarian had some iffy writing here and there but overall it will be the movie I remember in the future. I forgot half of smile as soon as I watched it, except for the funny parts I was laughing at for being so hilariously bad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Smile was so bad it’s good territory

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Barbarian is meh but Smile is babby's first metaphor and a horror movie for brain-dead MCU fans like holy shit the movie about trauma HAD to have a fucking baba yaga at the end because retards need a big scary enemy for the protagonist to defeat

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a movie with a black female protagonist that hasn't sucked?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yjk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AvP

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hey look its a girl thats clearly in distress and injured and she says she just escaped after being captured. Better not help her so the plot of the movie can continue

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You clearly have never lived in Detroit or any city like Detroit lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        neither have you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I live in philly. It was just lazy writing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine it was Kensington then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Place is fine compared to Chicago, Baltimore, St. Louis etc lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Lmaooo you clearly havnt been here

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It’s not a contest. But thanks for showing you think it is, so I can now dismiss you as a retard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If some bitch came up on me like that I'd think she was luring me into a robbery

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but they don't really do that to cops, genius

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >extremely run down neighborhood nobody but hobos live in
      >Detroit ghetto
      >delusional woman randomly screeches at you about some crazy captivity scenario out of nowhere, in a house nobody was thought to live in
      >she’s dirty and has zero things on her, entirely possible she’s just another schizo hobo
      >have multiple other calls coming in for shots fired same time schizo hobo is ranting at you

      This is entirely possible some (shitty) cops would have responded like this in this scenario. Kys sheltered suburban gay, filtered

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine it was Kensington then

        Shes was completely believable as someone who was in distress, she was literally begging them lol any cop wouldve atleast inquired further. Keep reaching

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In modern times cops in shitholes like Detroit don’t give a fuck.
          It was also a bad neighborhood no cop wants to be in unless absolutely necessary
          Cops get schizo calls all the time that leads to nothing
          Combine all things above and it’s possible this might have played out the same irl

          Kys fag. Sheltered pos trash I wish as naive as you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >so the plot of the movie can continue
            that was literally heavy handed social commentary about blacks/homeless/drug addicts being overlooked by police. do you wear shoes with laces or do you stick with velcro?

            It’s not a contest. But thanks for showing you think it is, so I can now dismiss you as a retard.

            Keep coping for an absolute shit movie with trash writing

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >so the plot of the movie can continue
      that was literally heavy handed social commentary about blacks/homeless/drug addicts being overlooked by police. do you wear shoes with laces or do you stick with velcro?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no it wasnt, it was a way to get past the fact that any girl wouldve immediately found cops and got help from someone

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          then why put cops in? fuck you are dumb. you could literally hear the writers patting themselves on their backs.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Can’t enter a house without a warrant. Retard

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              who are you replying to? that made no sense. you dont need a warrant to exclude cops from a script. pajeets out in full force today

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Let me copy paste what I said in my earlier post. Maybe you will understand it a second time through.
                >Can’t enter a house without a warrant. Retard
                This means that police can’t enter a house without a warrant without extreme special circumstances. a schizo dirty woman ranting about some crazy house in a shithole Detroit ghetto does not count.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        then why put cops in? fuck you are dumb. you could literally hear the writers patting themselves on their backs.

        Anybody in her position wouldve found cops lol what fantasy world do you live in where cops act like that? Just cause its a bad area doesnt mean the cops are literally retarded

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          imagine if writers created the scenarios that characters were in. did you know monsters also dont exist?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >it was retarded because….. the writers wanted it to be retarded

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Filtered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i'm nopeing the fuck out of there too

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this was actually full tilt kino and it triggered lefties and normies for portraying an autist as a villain

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the movie went into more detail about why people were leaving the neighborhood. It was the real mystery in the film.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >why were people leaving Detroit during the reagan era?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what was with the white guy at the at the beginning apologizing so much? this movie had plenty of 'woke' shit if you look back. and ONE token black death who just happens to be a homeless dude? yeah i'm sure he got 'screw by the system' or whatever the fuck.
    i'm sick of white directors making movies that aren't comedies with a black cast. they suck every time. i'd rather just watch Big Momma's House or something

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because every woman tries to accuse men of rape, he knew he was gonna get metoo’d if he wasn’t very cautious and overly apologetic. It’s not woke it’s literally cynically blackpilled lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >actual rapist in the movie sets off zero alarms in a woman’s personality detector
      >the non rapist is treated like a creepy weirdo potential rapist by the woman’s personality detector

      Anyone who wants to whine about this being a “plot hole” or etc is unironically just exposing themselves for being a sheltered dumbass who doesn’t know anything about the real world.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that he killed Trevor for a career in Hollywood?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's related to Tipper Gore. What do you think?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Satan…be gone…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes he's a psychopath

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    to anybody retarded enough to watch this, just know that it has absolutely no payoff. white people are bad, black protagonist female wins. that's it. that is the base of this entire movie. anyone looking for something deeper is retarded. the tunnel is nothing exciting and is shot in a way that makes you think there is more. the longer you watch it you realize that nothing will happen. it's constant build up to nothing. i feel like a fool for not stopping when i told myself i should have. i gave this piece of shit thew benefit of the doubt. just don't watch it. there are a shit ton of better horror movies from the early 2000's to watch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >just know that it has absolutely no payoff.
        Some of the best kinos ever made constantly get plebs whining about this. I’m gonna watch it now, thanks.

        Samefags

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just know that it has absolutely no payoff.
      Some of the best kinos ever made constantly get plebs whining about this. I’m gonna watch it now, thanks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If it was a wokeshit movie or if Jordan peel made if both of the cops would have been white

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        how the fuck does change anything? that's obviously a mask if anything

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Skarsgard is also literally in the movie to make a point that wokeshit is a joke. He’s portrayed as some creepy weirdo then turns out to be basically the only good character in the whole movie besides the protagonist.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are you talking about they're pretty much dating after the first night.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Movie had some shit writing at times but the flashback scene with the old guy was genuinely one of the best scenes in movies I’ve seen in a while

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the whole movie should have been that one scene. it was youtube video tier. that's how shit the movie is

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered. Check out smile, dogshit funny bad movies like that should be more up your alley.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >one thing is good because the other thing is shit
          retard

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I decided not to watch it when I saw RLM rant about toxic masculinity in relation to it.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Death Day 1&2

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The sóyboy dude in the beginning should've been the barbarian. Instead, we got a literal barbarian character.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with tess

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mike, just go to prostitute to step on your face. This is less embarrassing than your Barbarian episode.

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