>movie everyone says is shit actually turns out to be kino
What movies fit into this description?
>movie everyone says is shit actually turns out to be kino
>movie everyone says is shit actually turns out to be kino
What movies fit into this description?
Smile is like a billion times better than Barbarian
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Barbarian is a dishonest film afraid to be anything but trite and forgettable
Smile is a masterpiece
Smile was so bad it’s good territory. Genuinely a comedy movie larping as a horror flick .
Barbarian had some iffy writing here and there but overall it will be the movie I remember in the future. I forgot half of smile as soon as I watched it, except for the funny parts I was laughing at for being so hilariously bad.
>Smile was so bad it’s good territory
Barbarian is meh but Smile is babby's first metaphor and a horror movie for brain-dead MCU fans like holy shit the movie about trauma HAD to have a fucking baba yaga at the end because retards need a big scary enemy for the protagonist to defeat
Has there ever been a movie with a black female protagonist that hasn't sucked?
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>hey look its a girl thats clearly in distress and injured and she says she just escaped after being captured. Better not help her so the plot of the movie can continue
You clearly have never lived in Detroit or any city like Detroit lol
neither have you
I live in philly. It was just lazy writing
Imagine it was Kensington then
Place is fine compared to Chicago, Baltimore, St. Louis etc lol
Lmaooo you clearly havnt been here
It’s not a contest. But thanks for showing you think it is, so I can now dismiss you as a retard.
If some bitch came up on me like that I'd think she was luring me into a robbery
yeah but they don't really do that to cops, genius
>extremely run down neighborhood nobody but hobos live in
>Detroit ghetto
>delusional woman randomly screeches at you about some crazy captivity scenario out of nowhere, in a house nobody was thought to live in
>she’s dirty and has zero things on her, entirely possible she’s just another schizo hobo
>have multiple other calls coming in for shots fired same time schizo hobo is ranting at you
This is entirely possible some (shitty) cops would have responded like this in this scenario. Kys sheltered suburban homosexual, filtered
Shes was completely believable as someone who was in distress, she was literally begging them lol any cop wouldve atleast inquired further. Keep reaching
In modern times cops in shitholes like Detroit don’t give a fuck.
It was also a bad neighborhood no cop wants to be in unless absolutely necessary
Cops get schizo calls all the time that leads to nothing
Combine all things above and it’s possible this might have played out the same irl
Kys fag. Sheltered pos trash I wish as naive as you
Keep coping for an absolute shit movie with trash writing
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>so the plot of the movie can continue
that was literally heavy handed social commentary about blacks/homeless/drug addicts being overlooked by police. do you wear shoes with laces or do you stick with velcro?
Lol no it wasnt, it was a way to get past the fact that any girl wouldve immediately found cops and got help from someone
then why put cops in? fuck you are dumb. you could literally hear the writers patting themselves on their backs.
Can’t enter a house without a warrant. Retard
who are you replying to? that made no sense. you dont need a warrant to exclude cops from a script. pajeets out in full force today
Let me copy paste what I said in my earlier post. Maybe you will understand it a second time through.
>Can’t enter a house without a warrant. Retard
This means that police can’t enter a house without a warrant without extreme special circumstances. a schizo dirty woman ranting about some crazy house in a shithole Detroit ghetto does not count.
Anybody in her position wouldve found cops lol what fantasy world do you live in where cops act like that? Just cause its a bad area doesnt mean the cops are literally retarded
imagine if writers created the scenarios that characters were in. did you know monsters also dont exist?
>it was retarded because….. the writers wanted it to be retarded
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yeah i'm nopeing the fuck out of there too
this was actually full tilt kino and it triggered lefties and normies for portraying an autist as a villain
I wish the movie went into more detail about why people were leaving the neighborhood. It was the real mystery in the film.
>why were people leaving Detroit during the reagan era?
what was with the white guy at the at the beginning apologizing so much? this movie had plenty of 'woke' shit if you look back. and ONE token black death who just happens to be a homeless dude? yeah i'm sure he got 'screw by the system' or whatever the fuck.
i'm sick of white directors making movies that aren't comedies with a black cast. they suck every time. i'd rather just watch Big Momma's House or something
Because every woman tries to accuse men of rape, he knew he was gonna get metoo’d if he wasn’t very cautious and overly apologetic. It’s not woke it’s literally cynically blackpilled lol
>actual rapist in the movie sets off zero alarms in a woman’s personality detector
>the non rapist is treated like a creepy weirdo potential rapist by the woman’s personality detector
Anyone who wants to whine about this being a “plot hole” or etc is unironically just exposing themselves for being a sheltered dumbass who doesn’t know anything about the real world.
is it true that he killed Trevor for a career in Hollywood?
He's related to Tipper Gore. What do you think?
Satan…be gone…
yes he's a psychopath
to anybody retarded enough to watch this, just know that it has absolutely no payoff. white people are bad, black protagonist female wins. that's it. that is the base of this entire movie. anyone looking for something deeper is retarded. the tunnel is nothing exciting and is shot in a way that makes you think there is more. the longer you watch it you realize that nothing will happen. it's constant build up to nothing. i feel like a fool for not stopping when i told myself i should have. i gave this piece of shit thew benefit of the doubt. just don't watch it. there are a shit ton of better horror movies from the early 2000's to watch
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Samefags
>just know that it has absolutely no payoff.
Some of the best kinos ever made constantly get plebs whining about this. I’m gonna watch it now, thanks.
If it was a wokeshit movie or if Jordan peel made if both of the cops would have been white
how the fuck does change anything? that's obviously a mask if anything
Skarsgard is also literally in the movie to make a point that wokeshit is a joke. He’s portrayed as some creepy weirdo then turns out to be basically the only good character in the whole movie besides the protagonist.
Wtf are you talking about they're pretty much dating after the first night.
Movie had some shit writing at times but the flashback scene with the old guy was genuinely one of the best scenes in movies I’ve seen in a while
the whole movie should have been that one scene. it was youtube video tier. that's how shit the movie is
Filtered. Check out smile, dogshit funny bad movies like that should be more up your alley.
>one thing is good because the other thing is shit
retard
I decided not to watch it when I saw RLM rant about toxic masculinity in relation to it.
Happy Death Day 1&2
The sóyboy dude in the beginning should've been the barbarian. Instead, we got a literal barbarian character.
Sex with tess
Mike, just go to prostitute to step on your face. This is less embarrassing than your Barbarian episode.