>movie mom wakes up at 3 am. >makes giant breakfast. >teenagers come down at 7 am. >perfectly styled

>movie mom wakes up at 3 am
>makes giant breakfast
>teenagers come down at 7 am
>perfectly styled
>grab a toast
>"GOTTA RUN"

??????????????

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they took this from us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How exactly are the israelites keeping you from cooking breakfast?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because...they are! okay!?!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because...they are! okay!?!

        Mr. Shekelberg told me I have to be at the office by 6:30 or I'm fired. And I only get back from my nightshift at 11pm.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inflation

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds more like the son of dobs fault

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women only cook for black men.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but wait a minute
          I thought naggers eat at KFC
          Another mistery solved

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        By convincing women they need to serve their boss instead of their family to be empowered, so children grow up on this shit instead of memorable nutritious meals cooked with love.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's worse than prison food.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >By convincing women they need to serve their boss instead of their family to be empowered, so children grow up on this shit instead of memorable nutritious meals cooked with love.
          sad thing is all these women working minimum wage jobs end up spending all they earn in services and food that they themselves could cook and provide to their families, and even more pathetic is the fact that whole foods cooked at home are way healthier than all that shit people are eating these days... i don't even know how people let themselves be manipulated by the israelites in this matter, a traditional family where the men works his ass off and his women takes care of the kids and the home is the best system to raise decent kids.. i'm not saying women shouldn't be able to have a carreer if they want to, but if you are working a minimum wage job, you might as well take care of the home and kids, let your husband do the working... i bet a lot of couples would be happier and it would avoid a lot of divorces if only women actually cared for their families

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's literally nothing nutritious about cereal, processed orange juice, toast or pancakes. It gives you nothing but sugar and fat.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            eggchads stay winning

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fresh squeezed orange juice is kino, however
            I once cooked a steak, squeezed a tall glass of orange juice, and after enjoying the flavorful experience I felt like I had enough energy to take over the world.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t understand, the israelites are physically blocking my path to the kitchen. Please send help, I’m not sure I can overpower them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they made food expensive, forced me to work more hours for the same pay, and took away my gas stove YOU nagger

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They took over all the institutions, then all the farms and made food 100% more expensive, while also fuckkng over the earth with their israelite practices

        They've ruined my earth and I WILL wipe them from it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can I not buy unprocessed eggs, milk and cheese?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          even when you can buy it its so expensive relative to zogchow. its worth it THOUGH, raw milk tastes so much better.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no bacon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not kosher

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swallow your pozzed revisionist history like a good cuck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But mandatory circumcision.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer's dont understand what the world was like before their single parent shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought gen x was the latchkey generation that grew up with divorced parents

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you pretty much described my dad. and recently, also me

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    breakfast is a israeli psyop (this is false but morons will believe it). Also gthe optimal breakfast is 1 cup grits, 1 can spam, 6 eggs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bacon and eggs is the israelite psyop chud

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bacon and eggs is the holy fuel of the rugged individualist White spirit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bacon and eggs is one of the healthiest meals a person can have.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bacon and eggs is one of the healthiest meals a person can ha-ACK

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've literally been fed lies to keep you eating goyslop. Try eating non processed animal products only for a couple months and you will feel like a god among the obese masses. Not memeing you either.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You've literally been fed lies to keep you eating goyslop. Try eating non processed animal products only for a couple months and you will feel like a god among the obese masses. Not memeing you either.
              You have been brainwashed by low carb grifters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Low carb high fat is what our bodies crave. You don't need to be brainwashed; literally eat a single meal like that. You feel amazing. And the effect compounds the longer you keep it up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you have been brainwashed by eating what humans have been eating for hundreds of thousands of years

                You have been brainwashed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you have been brainwashed by eating what humans have been eating for hundreds of thousands of years

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is this the power of American food education?
            Eggs contain cholesterol, dumbass

            Laugh at these NPCs. Enjoy your estrogen-laden oatmeal, dumbasses.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              get off the internet fren, you’ve had too much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Edward Bernays
        hard to believe only a century ago israelite were actually shilling meat consumption

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pork product is israeli psyop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hating pork products is a israeli psyop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 cup grits, 1 can spam
      Can anyone translate this into food items?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 cup boiled wheat, one can processed pork

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          grits are corn stupid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here, let 'My Cousin Vinny' explain.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't want that guy anywhere near my food. I would starve in the South wouldn't I.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats like 900 calorie breakfast

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fits into your macros/calorie deficit if you don't eat like a pig for the rest of the day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        GOTTA EAT BIG TO BET BIG

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not bad at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my biking routine is 1100 calories

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine exposing yourself like this. anyone that complains about calories is just telling you they sit at home all day and neet. the average person burns like 2000 calories a day being at work, traveling, etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spam is terrible, like rectangular hotdog meat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breakfast is a israeli psyop (this is false but morons will believe it)
      It literally is
      >Edward Bernays
      >Bernays used ideas of his uncle Sigmund Freud to help convince the public, among other things, that bacon and eggs was the true all-American breakfast.[30]

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably trying to make those fat fucks go on a keto diet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The optimal breakfast involves steak bacon and eggs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breakfast is a israeli psyop
      Agreed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 cup grits, 1 can spam
      Are you nig or just hawaiian?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spams sodium count

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it’s a can of corn beef hash with eggs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a can of spam is 200% your daily recommended sodium intake and 180% your daily recommended saturated fat intake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of that is a good breakfast but I can't eat a breakfast that large unless I've been starving for days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironcially it’s 100% true that a israeli advertising expert ran a newspaper campaign on behalf of the pork industry to promote a third meal in the morning.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a israelite advertised eating breakfast, therefore nobody ever ate breakfast before that israelite had the idea
        Got you by your nose, Schlomo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you actually as fucking retarded as to believe breakfast was invented in the 20th century?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This man strides to the toilet with pride knowing he's about to destroy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6 eggs
      you must be a big guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. obese hawaiian uncle

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry mom I gotta jet! grabs juice and takes one sip pulls out poptart and leaves for school

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trips
      >faceplants down the steps
      >bridge of nose is completely flattened
      >front teeth are pushed down throat
      >lose consciousness
      >fill pants with braps and doodoo
      >miss out on half the school year

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bridge of nose is completely flattened
        Burger family goes bankrupt because of medical bills.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    people love shitting on Skyler White for being a dumb bitch and a bad wife for a multitude of reasons, but I will always consider her worst crime to be serving her husband (that works two jobs) shitty homosexual substitute veggie bacon for the first time on his fiftieth birthday

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      her worst crime was that birthday handjob

      • 3 months ago
        Talk to me

        >Here loving husband, your half-assed dry handjob under the blanket where all your cum will drench your trousers, crotch and mattress when you were about to sleep, it's your birthday after all :^)
        Horrific life

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do that to myself all the time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no don't eat that bacon its high cholesterol instead have a big plate of eggs
      was she retarded?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eggs
        >cholesterol
        Is this the power of American food education?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this the power of American food education?
          Eggs contain cholesterol, dumbass

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cholesterol intake isn't bad for you though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As we know, in the first episode of AMCs Breaking Bad, Skyler forcefully fed Walter and Jr “veggie bacon”. As we know from other vegan meat products, they are terrible. But this one may be something worse…

      The veggie bacon was made from “vegetables - veggies” and as we know, farmers spray pesticides on vegetables in their farm to keep bugs away.

      This theory made by yours truly claims that this particular veggie bacon was not cleaned prior or after being sprayed by the pesticides.

      Now, my theory is, the veggie bacon in his stomach somehow collided with the cancer to create this terrible virus.

      The way we see Walter die in Felina was not from a gunshot, but from the veggie bacon cancer eating out of his body, crawling to infect others.

      Walter then slowly falls on the floor, and we see the spot the bacon cancer crawled out of.

      The virus started spreading fast a couple years later, as the veggie bacon cancer took a temporary new host for a few years.

      Jesse was getting bored in Alaska, so he changed his name to Rick Grimes and moved to Kentucky.

      He married a woman “Lori” and had a son named Carl.

      12 years later, the veggie bacon came out of its host and infected the entire world.

      Conclusion: The veggie bacon caused the virus in TWD and Jesse is Rick Grimes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we're back in 2013 bros

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As we know, in the first episode of AMCs Breaking Bad, Skyler forcefully fed Walter and Jr “veggie bacon”. As we know from other vegan meat products, they are terrible. But this one may be something worse…

          The veggie bacon was made from “vegetables - veggies” and as we know, farmers spray pesticides on vegetables in their farm to keep bugs away.

          This theory made by yours truly claims that this particular veggie bacon was not cleaned prior or after being sprayed by the pesticides.

          Now, my theory is, the veggie bacon in his stomach somehow collided with the cancer to create this terrible virus.

          The way we see Walter die in Felina was not from a gunshot, but from the veggie bacon cancer eating out of his body, crawling to infect others.

          Walter then slowly falls on the floor, and we see the spot the bacon cancer crawled out of.

          The virus started spreading fast a couple years later, as the veggie bacon cancer took a temporary new host for a few years.

          Jesse was getting bored in Alaska, so he changed his name to Rick Grimes and moved to Kentucky.

          He married a woman “Lori” and had a son named Carl.

          12 years later, the veggie bacon came out of its host and infected the entire world.

          Conclusion: The veggie bacon caused the virus in TWD and Jesse is Rick Grimes.

          Both of you fucking cancers need to go back to your faggy subreddit. People like you made me hate some of my favorite shows.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            u mad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is there a mountain of onions on his plate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's hash, tard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hash
          what like drugs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            shredded hash browns, you dumb bastard

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, the probably eat Lucky Charms, Poptarts, and fucking chocolate milk fir breakfast.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and fucking chocolate milk fir breakfast
                what's wrong with that ?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >desert for breakfast
                might as well eat a jelly donut

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hashbrowns are so hard to make bros
              I'm an anxious retard so I don't like leaving shit on a pan without touching it occasionally so it never cooks right

    • 3 months ago
      I don't know why I still come here.

      I thought it was turkey bacon?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        basically the same thing

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > enhances your fried egg on toast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its an inferior marmite clone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its an inferior marmite clone

      I always thought this was a kiwi version but I'm all for the aussies keeping this to themselves. Marmite is just plain good mate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Proudly made

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's why the mom sleeps with the school bully

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans drink cold milk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't like cold milk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3rd worlder drinks his unpasteurized warm milk with mice poop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pasteurization thing is funniest because the thirdies are the exact ones who should be pasteurizing since their food safety is so shit. In a developed country today you could eat rare pork if you wanted and almost definitely be fine. Same with raw milk, if you live near a clean dairy farm and can get it.. great. Otherwise stay the fuck away.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unpasteurized
        >he doesnt know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > he drinks hot milk

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enters thread
    >>grab a toast
    "GOTTA RUN"

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orange juice doesn't go well with any of these foodstuffs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cleanser at the end. It's for the vitamins. It's all about the nutrients.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as much sugar as coke

        Yes, flush down those nutrients, goy, excellent, we want you fat and tired by 25

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a sad picture, at least it was nice of them to make the MTG cake for him but what a hopeless scene 🙁

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >as much sugar as coke

            Yes, flush down those nutrients, goy, excellent, we want you fat and tired by 25

            Now the nerd would be a onions boy with his own house (leased) and a qt wife (who fucks other people on the side) and a room full of gadgets and figures and other people would be celebrating this photo calling it "wholesome" and "hecking cute"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          me on the right

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sugar BAD because... it is okay!?!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is, cope fatty

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              175 lbs at 6'2 is really fat huh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >organic fructose = corn syrup
          Dumb motherfucker.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fructose
            >organic
            its like saying organic ethanol. Dumb motherfucker

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fructose is fruit sugar, you retard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, a particularly harmful one
                https://paleoleap.com/10-reasons-why-fructose-is-bad/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >great example of how not to design a website

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                2023
                >not using an adblocker
                whats it like in the darkages anon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually disabled the adblocker and reloaded the page just to see why so many things had been blocked.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They sell organic ethanol.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theres a difference between sugar in fruit and processed aids americans shove in everything.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favorite breakfast and rate other's

    Bagel Sandwich
    >Spinach
    >Mushroom
    >Fried Sunny Side Egg
    >Cooked Ham or Spam slices
    >ColbyJack or PepperJack cheese
    Hashbrowns
    >Dash of Salt, Pepper, and Garlic spice
    Orange Juice
    >With pulp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      weetbix and milk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        warm milk when it's cold too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scrambled eggs with a bit of red pepper mixed in
      >hash browns
      >toast with raspberry jam
      >cup of dark roast colombian coffee

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bagel Burned Black
      Fail

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a char, tastelet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have no taste if you like anything burned black, you plebeian pretender.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      two eggs poached on toast, two slices of bacon, hashbrowns, and a thick slice of grilled ham

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cured/smoked meat (beef or pork neck), fresh kifle from the bakery, coffee, and chocolate milk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hash browns, 2 egg omelette with ham and cheese, fresh fruit and a glass of chilled milk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      coffee and cigarette

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bagel sandwich
      Post your weight, fatty.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody eats bagels, you poor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as you, but I only want bacon, eggs, and cheese in my bagel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      water

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when I have the time I'll often have
      >fried sausage with hot mustard
      >scrambled eggs with grilled onions and cheese
      >greek salad
      >cream cheese and salami toast
      >a piece of fruit, usually a banana
      >yogurt
      >orange juice
      >twix bar with 2 large cups of coffee and 2 cigarettes
      but on a typical weekday morning it's just that last line

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Americans call breakfast 'rooty tooty fresh n fruity'

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating breakfast
    fat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      retarded cunt

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grab a toast
    >"GOTTA RUN"

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no meat
    They've literally been trying to corrupt us from the beginning haven't they?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me (straight white male), it's south india for breakfast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come Indians make kino food despite everything else about their culture being disgusting and revolting homosexual retardation?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. smelly guy everyone hates to be in an elevator with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bread and circuses.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have the cheat codes for "good food" when you live in a place where all the spices grow.
        Turns out spices taste good, and it's very easy to just add them to everything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        their culture is great it's just degenerated a lot in large cities same as any culture

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >their culture is great

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're gonna be in for a big surprise if you ever visit and leave a city then

          t.pajeet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >
      >How come Indians make kino food despite everything else about their culture being disgusting and revolting homosexual retardation?
      Because the only way to keep almost 2 BILLION Indian people happy in such a crowded space is with good food. A person with a full stomach is someone who is much less likely to rebel. It's the first rule of governing.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's wrong with that ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it that you don't actually have an opinion of your own or are you just afraid of having to defend it ?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food thread on Cinemaphile
    >everyone is angry
    sorry i just dont give a fuck what other people eat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you flipped the two parties chuds would be saying he got epsteined

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go restaurant
    >order food
    >pay bill and leave without eating

    Why are Murricans like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what's up with that? Is this a common thing to see in real life? I get teen girls or something not finishing their meals because they can't be bothered but adults? Maybe it was because I was raised in a way that made me hate wasting food (poorfag upbringing) but I can't understand why they wouldn't at least ask for a cardboard takeout box or a paper bag or something if they had the time, which they almost always do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rest assured that no one has ever actually done that in real life unless the food made them sick or something

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't need 4 hours to make pancakes and fry eggs.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    another lazy aspie thread regurgitating the same comments like r*ddit.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pancakes for breakfast
    You know that's a desert, yeah?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steep a black tea bag in a pot
    >remove bag
    >add oatmeal
    >cook oatmeal
    >add in two scoops of blackberry jam that you made yourself after foraging for berries on a hike
    das it mane

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds really nice actually. How much do you tend to make at a time?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i make enough for me since my wife doesnt like it. so long as you let the pot soak while you eat and lean it after finishing, its no mess at all.

        also: you can steep enough water to pour a tea before you put the oats in

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I'll give it a try man

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            enjoy. i prefer using earl grey but any fruit or black tea should work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what an interesting idea, I've never heard of doing such a thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get a load of this vegan homosexual. Good luck getting Taurine, Choline and a bunch of other stuff you'll never be able to replicate with your peasant food.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can have it on the side of actual food, y'know.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching people eat is normally pretty boring.
    But seeing Rooney Mara eat a whole apple pie in A Ghost Story was as kino as it was pretentious. So it's a hard line to cross.
    Also, this way, the cast and crew can eat the leftovers when they finish filming that scene

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 6:40 to watch Digimon
    >go back to sleep because school doesn't start until 12:00

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember waking up at 5am to finish the spongebob movie game on the ps2 before leaving for school at 7am

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating breakfast instead of having 2 cups of black coffee to last you until lunch
    >shiggy diggy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a bear. How do you even drink coffee?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >placki ziemniaczane na śniadanie z jajecznica
        NIE WIERZCIE W TE BZDURY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        England mogs everyone, as usual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black russian rye bread for breakfast
        whoever made that graphic is an idiot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny when seeing your own country in theese sort of graphs you suddenly realise that they are mostly just asspulls from a retarded american.

        noone fucking eats pannkakor for breakfast. its a fucking dessert.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clueless, ignorant, rich, overprivilged american made this "chart"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way spanish people eat fucking churros for breakfast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just an ulcer you're describing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe if you're weak

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much cream (fat) and suger are you putting in that coffee?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with this balanced brealfast!
    >giant bowl of sugar corn cereal
    >giant glass of sugar juice with orange flavoring
    >giant glass of milk despite lots of milk in the cereal
    I prefer my breakfasts as commanded to me by the commercial israelite

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't running to school with a piece of toast in the mouth a classic animu thing? As far as I know Americans eat bacon and take the schoolbus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends how lazy and stupid your parents were
      some actually believed shit like sunny d and pop tarts was a good breakfast for their kids

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmm gimme some of those hog jowls, chickerin juice, those grits, mmh! Apple squeezins,

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay fellas what are good oatmeal additives
    Berries, bananas, cinnamon, nuts, raisins, and maple syrup are all good in any combination, but would like some more ideas
    Chocolate protein powder wasn't too great, but I should try it again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      greek yogurt

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chocolate chips, banana, peanut butter mixed with greek yogurt.

        It is like eating an oatmeal cookie but healthy form.

        Pumpkin spice, pumpkin purée, maple syrup, pumpkin seeds. Like a pumpkin spiced latte but in oatmeal form.

        There are also “savoury” oatmeal’s but I have a sweettooth so I skip em. But it’s essential avocado, tomatoes, spinach and topped with an egg. Use salt and onions sauce. It’s gross, I don’t like it, but good if you like salty more than sweet things.

        I eat a lot of oatmeal. It helps me shit.

        Can be used for oatmeal too and if you wait 20 mins you got cheaters overnight oats.

        Thanks for the ideas fellas, going to try them all next time I'm at the store

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chocolate chips, banana, peanut butter mixed with greek yogurt.

      It is like eating an oatmeal cookie but healthy form.

      Pumpkin spice, pumpkin purée, maple syrup, pumpkin seeds. Like a pumpkin spiced latte but in oatmeal form.

      There are also “savoury” oatmeal’s but I have a sweettooth so I skip em. But it’s essential avocado, tomatoes, spinach and topped with an egg. Use salt and onions sauce. It’s gross, I don’t like it, but good if you like salty more than sweet things.

      I eat a lot of oatmeal. It helps me shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can be used for oatmeal too and if you wait 20 mins you got cheaters overnight oats.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could eat oatmeal but I'm already constipated and it makes it ten times worse

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Welsh Rarebit with a poached egg on top, not too runny... with bacon, scones, butter, cream, jam -- not strawberry -- what else? Do you have lapsang? I'll have a pot of lapsang, please. And some sausages.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > bot thread
    bot comment

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel sick if i eat in the morning

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cereal with a drink
    >toast at the same time as hotcakes
    >no bacon
    Stop this bullshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with orange juice after some cereal or brushing your teeth

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never seen ANY other juice other than orange in American movies or TV shows. This must be Big OG propaganda right? Like what are the fucking chances

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen plenty of grape juice and and mixed fruit snd mixed veggie juices. You never see apple juice though.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Russian breakfast starter pack
    > heroin mum wakes up from heroin induced coma at 3 am
    > pukes
    > teenagers wake up from drunken slump at 7 pm
    > grab a bottle of vodka
    > "GOTTA GO VOTE FOR PUTIN"

    ???????????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people don't go to vote for Putin, their votes are registered in advance by the state so people don't even need to leave their homes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they say Russia is not technologically advanced *facepalm*

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast was created by dipshits.
    Simple as.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character enters american bathroom while someone is taking a shower
    >Flushes toilet
    >Character that's showering starts screaming immediately
    ???????????????????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      American toilets are connected to their showers, when you flush the shit and piss gets forced through the shower head, that's why they scream, not because the water has gone cold.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        American here, this is true. It’s a hold-over from the early days of plumbing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      toilet flush uses all the cold water which takes away from the water being used in the shower so the person showering gets hit with a blast of steaming hot water

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn this some reddit ass shit I've seen a million times, honestly pretty worried about the reddit ass responses in here too

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a glass of oil?

    Also stay at home moms have NOTHING going on. Cooking breakfast and dinner is the highlight of their day. Plus it's not hard to stir up and then fry some pancakes.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who don't like hot breakfast don't know what they're missing.
    Only reason I'm not eating one everyday is that it's a lot of work.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat an omelette, two pieces of sausage and two pieces of bacon for breakfast everyday and I never get bored of it.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast is for queers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. You think your ancestors ate 3 meals a day? Breakfast is for obese homosexuals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual. The only people that don't eat breakfast are fat women concerned about their figure but who never seem to lose weight.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I nearly exclusively eat meat, eggs and dairy.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you eat anything else you are not a real human bean.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mini bagel
      doubly israeli

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I never want to have any muscle ever starter pack

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    movies always do this. They depict things as way better than they really are. I have never seen a movie that depicts skid row how it really is, or the tenderloin, or what it's really like to go inside some guy's government housing apartment to buy drugs, or whatever other stuff you see in movies that's supposed to depict a person down on their luck, super poor, etc. But of course no one wants to see a movie that's realistic, that would just suck and be boring.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hate breakfast, i have 2 lunches instead

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these destutute neets shitting on breakfast

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I should rewatch that movie

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom didn’t make you breakfast on school days?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never eat breakfast. I have no appetite until I've been awake for a few hours.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just learned this from another thread but apparently americans put tons of butter on popcorn lmfaoooooooo

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys don’t actually drink fruit juice, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      every single day

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My breakfast is two fried eggs and a piece of toast 3-4 days a week. Maybe a piece of fruit an hour or two later.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what’s a good calorie and macro tracker? I’m changing up my meal plan and need to check if it’s all in order. I used to use mfp but they’ve kiked out hard. It should go without saying I’m not paying.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The US Military base I'm near serves chopped and fired potatoes. Along with scrambled eggs, and your choice of bacon or sausage. It's really good.
    Potatoes are actually great for breakfast, because they're so light on the stomach, and yet they give so much energy. So you're not slowed down in the slightest. Unlike other kinds of heavier foods like pancakes. Which make you feel sluggish. And the high sugar content of syrup and cereal will cause you to supper an insulin spike early in the day, sapping you of energy before lunch.

    I can't find an exact photo of the food from the military. But this random stock photo is very close to how I remember it. This was back in the early 2000s.
    Underrated: back eggs and potatoes. Nothing but positive
    Overrated: Cereal. Taste great, but sugar crashes you.
    Psyop: Pancakes. Huge load, on stomach AND sugar crashes you. Who thought this was a good idea?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the potatoes are called home fries on nearly every breakfast menu in america

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn’t drink black coffee and fast until at least noon

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whole-grain toast
      Nice meme.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's better than eggs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's not.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it is.

            Oatmeal is not healthy. Stop listening to meme doctors.

            >Actually fruits and vegetables and stuff are bad for you, I read it on the CarbFreeKetoCavemen forums

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing wrong with eggs, you retard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oatmeal
                >nuts
                >whole grains
                The human gut can't digest any of this estrogenic meme food properly.

                Dumb

                Okay so eating a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast is best for someone that does no physical activity? I don't have anything against stuff like oatmeal but just from personal experience you need more protein if you exercise

                It's a healthy base for a meal. Low-fat dairy or egg whites are also an option for more protein.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing wrong with fat or egg yolks.

                stop bringing up estrogen as if it means anything at all

                >*sips Söylent smugly*

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it's not.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the meat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won't eat a breakfast that doesn't include AT LEAST two breakfast meats.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast causes alzheimers. Intermittent fasting is the single best thing to do if you wish to have a long life

    Don't eat breakfast at all, unless you're on a very intensive workout routine which requires you to get the extra calories

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Decreased oxidative stress damage and attenuated inflammatory responses are associated with intermittent fasting. These changes have a favorable impact on the vascular endothelium and stress-induced cellular adaptation.
      Also the effects of eating a healthy breakfast like oatmeal with blueberries instead of bacon and eggs and pancakes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oatmeal is not healthy. Stop listening to meme doctors.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like you're the one who needs to stop listening to meme doctors

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oats are extremely toxic. Enjoy your estrogen and phytic acid.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >phytic acid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have been brainwashed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know I have but what about you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooooooooo, you have to live to 100!!!!! because... you just do, OK?!
      Fuck outta here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Intermittent fasting is the single best thing to do if you wish to have a long life
      And what do you eat when it's time to break your intermittent fasts? BREAK FAST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruce willis here ama

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it take her 4 hours? I make bacon and pancakes every Sunday and it takes like 25 minutes

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just did peanut butter banana sandwich with an apple/tangerine on the side four days straight for breakfast

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those carbs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    throw scrambled eggs with no tomatoes and/or seasoning in there

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck this, I'm gonna go get breakfast at Denny's.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dennys sucks. Overpriced and the portions are small.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fucking ingrate kid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll have the shire skillet please

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the bacon you fucking israelite?

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically demonic practices

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daring Cinemaphile Cinemaphile crossover episode

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that there seems to be no scientific consensus about what makes up a healthy diet should make everyone much more skeptical when it comes to "Science"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a consensus. Every major institution that specializes in diet and nutrition and gives advice for what to eat say basically the same thing. That there are fringe bloggers saying the opposite to sell books doesn't mean there's not a consensus in the field.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is the consensus on breakfast then? Remind me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          First you said diet, now you're saying specifically breakfast like breakfast exists outside of normal diet rules.
          Examples of breakfast meals from health organizations are things like oatmeal with fruits and nuts, a green smoothie with fruits and vegetables, avocado on whole grain toast and some fat-free yogurt or cottage cheese. It's not lots of eggs and sausage.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you build muscle then? Also are these the same "Health organizations" that think it should be mandated for healthy young adults and kids to get covid vaccines?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most effectively, with steroid injections. Health and bodybuilding are not synonyms. The advice for both are different.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay so eating a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast is best for someone that does no physical activity? I don't have anything against stuff like oatmeal but just from personal experience you need more protein if you exercise

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oatmeal
            >nuts
            >whole grains
            The human gut can't digest any of this estrogenic meme food properly.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              stop bringing up estrogen as if it means anything at all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >health organizations
            >oatmeal/whole grains good
            >fat bad
            Holy NPC

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              First the argument is that it's bullshit because there's no consensus. Now it's bullshit because there is a consensus.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Le scientific consensus is that the clot shot is good for you, lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How hinged you look trying to tie nutrition science and diet advice into the covid vaccine. You can't be reasoned with because you've made this a part of your political identity. The thing you believe means too much to you personally to be changed by any fact.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it any different? The same people who think brown rice is good for you are doubtless Pfizer shills.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a whole separate thing from what you were talking about, and you want it to use it to be right by extension about something else. It's not all one ticket.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a whole separate thing
                I believe he was referring to the idea of "scientific consensus", which is not a separate idea. It's also a good point. The "approved science" has become increasingly politicized to the point where consensus is essentially useless.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The "approved science" has become increasingly politicized to the point where consensus is essentially useless.
                What, for everything? Or just whatever you want to believe is wrong? Is fire still hot or is the chief of fire safety pro-abortion and now fire must be cold? It's a cop out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good Lord that Anon just got BTFO.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big bowl of cum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. Eat whatever you like in reasonable portions.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >father sits down
    >tucks a napkin into his collar
    >opens his newspaper
    >sips his coffee
    >folds the newspaper in half and looks down the bridge of his nose to lecture the kids
    >looks at his watch
    >"Oh golly gosh, I'm going to be late!"
    >takes one bite of eggs right as his wife sets down a stack of one dozen pancakes

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pet peeve of mine to see people in shows/movies waste so much good food. I actually get bothered by all of these ridiculous movie scenes like someone coming down for a breakfast with hot eggs and bacon but they just eat one bite of toast then bounce. Or a diner scene when they just receive their food and they barely take 1 bite then get up and leave. Scenes where somebody has a fresh meal from a fast food place but someone bumps into them or some shit and they drop and lose all their food.
    It hurts to see.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a glass or two of water first thing in the morning
    >eggs with the occasional bacon
    >oatmeal with milk fruit n shieet
    I noticed a strong correlation between mounthbreathing depressed unfit low t manlet retards and people who don't have a solid full english breakfast that drink coffee/tea with shitty cookies instead or don't have breakfast at all

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This nigga thinks it takes 4 hours to make eggs and toast

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    texas isn't the greatest place in the world
    but the cuisine here is incredible

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks good

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my breakfast consists of 2 apples and Metamucil

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