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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all ears

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting for the all ears pepe/apu memes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does he say that in the movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those digits

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can i pirate this yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting too, I'd gladly see it in the cinema, but I live in the middle of fricking nowhere and the local cinemas only show woke shit.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    w2w?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that vfx is bad. i buy the fly, even fully transformed, as a being that exists. i dont buy this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why dont you learn how to speak english then come back later, or never

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he said everything correctly, maybe you should take your own advice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he
          moronic esl homosexual, i hope you get into a life changing accident

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Grammar autist

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              dude just give up. just stop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's someone who attached ears to themselves surgically, not a person who naturally has ears eveywhere.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >from the mind of

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    le shocking imagery

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine, I enjoyed it, although I probably wouldn't watch it again. Kstew got me going in a couple parts. The entirety of the movie is just a look at one question, and that's also fine. It was decent and worthwhile to see.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T EAT PLASTIC! YOU - YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY?!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the heck is this? Where is this from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same tite 1970 film

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laughed out loud when the credits rolled not expecting this to basically be a truncated short story adaptation. still, not unhappy with what we got, some appetizing morsels to chew on.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bad self parody from a has been israelite with garbage digital production value
    perfect for tasteless and narcissistic festival letterboxd reviewers to circlejerk over for one week to inflate their pathetic ego because they saw it in advance, and then forget about instantly
    the same circus every cannes season, it's abhorrent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now heres a guy who huffs his own excretions

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you hear me now?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch it of Redlettermedia gives it a good review

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haven't seen an actually great Cronenberg film yet, about to see Naked Lunch next

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The good
    >Viggo gave a kino performance, Léa worked really alongside him
    >lots of cool scenes and great atmosphere
    >interesting concept and ideas
    >beautiful soundtrack
    The bad
    >lots of horrible miscasts
    >Lang wasn't convincing and the black cop had zero acting skills
    >story was all over the place, unresolved storylines, too many questions and little answers
    I liked it for the atmosphere, themes and characters but it's a very mixed bag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So the people who eat plastic are seen as monsters but why?
      It's not like people don't know there's horrible mutations going around, wouldn't eating plastic be good? Lots of plastic in the water and such or are we supposed to fear this because humans would all become like that and then run out of plastic and die?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        From what I could understand, the government is against letting people keep new organs because people would stop being human and they'd become an entirely new species
        Also because they're le bad cops that want to maintain the status quo because they're le bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its pretty easy to interpret them as troonys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >So the people who eat plastic are seen as monsters but why?
        'ate mutants
        'ate AIs
        'ate posthumans
        simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek its not a bad thing if the movie doesnt answer every single thing it shows on the screen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed but the movie isn't ambiguous or open-ended, instead it just presents a shit ton of ideas and plot beats to you and does nothing with most of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is there something specific you wish he went more in depth on? i was pretty satisfied by the end tho i guess i couldve done with a bit more info about the murderous lesbians

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Like you said, the murderous lesbians felt like a loose plot thread. I remember seeing the credits roll and being like, "wtf I thought there were still 10 minutes left". Maybe I'm a tard but I still don't get their motivations or why they did what they did
            Other than that I was mostly satisfied with the story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > interesting concept and ideas
      can you explain this because i don’t even know the premise after watching the trailer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        some future where human bodies are mutating and growing new organs. we follow performance artists who surgically remove the organs as an artistic statement when they are grown in aragorns body

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A performance artist who removes the organs that grow inside his body for his shows finds himself tasked with infiltrating a gang of plastic eaters
        The movie is so broad that it's hard to summarize, but if I had to boil it down to a logline, that's what I'd say

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know it was out.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude, what if you staple ears to your face?
    Bravo, David.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *jaw-cracking yawn*

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His son kinda ruined the Cronenberg name by releasing one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Might not watch this new one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based brainlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brainlet, his son only released good movies too

      antiviral and possessor were both kino, you're a fricking moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be any worse a director than David Lynch's daughter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good bait, i love possessor too anon, i love it too

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt like the Robert Pattinson one like at all. Will I like this one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. 80's Cronenberg is the only good Cronenberg

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping that my local kinoplex shows it on Friday, don't wanna have to go out of my way.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >new Cronenkino
    >starring that c**t Seydoux
    >and that other c**t Stewart
    Frick me sideways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they do a great job

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't tell if Kristen was acting autistic because it was her character or because she can't act

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is he using CGI for this one? Lay it on me anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          every movie made now has cgi but the stuff in crimes of the future isnt bad at all

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >yes
            Maybe it looks alright, but I expect better from Cronenberg.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John Carpenter was right about Cronenberg.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Two young girls thirsting over a 60 year old man would've been weird if Viggo wasn't so handsome

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