>movie opens with main character being depressed and aloof. >he has sex in the following scene

>movie opens with main character being depressed and aloof
>he has sex in the following scene
I am DONE with the lack of realism in modern cinema

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXX AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEOOOOOOOONEEEEEE GIVE ME SEXXXXXX IMGONNADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEEED NEEED NEEED SOMEONE SAAAAAAAVVEEEE MEEEE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having sex isn't everything you think it'll be before you have it. I coom way harder when I jerk off, unless I'm cheating but that's not a good thing for obvious reasons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because you irreparably fricked up your brain with porn, sex is great when you aren’t a coomer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sex is great when you don't jerk off.
        Obviously something is better when you don't experience its superiority.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're damaged beyond repair

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most people have sex anon. you're the weird one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do they find each other?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Night clubs. At some point of the night (3 am) you can basically start asking girls do they want to come to your place. If you look ok and aren't a complete autist, you will find a girl.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And people just let strangers in their homes and touch and kiss them? Seems weird.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It goes like this.

            >you go to a club
            >smile and enjoy yourself
            >scan to see if there is anyone you find attractive
            >if you do, you smile and look at them
            >if they smile back you introduce yourself
            >then you continue with your night, maybe dance with her, or make jokes
            >when the time comes (last call) that leaves you with either exchanging contact information or kissing
            >you leverage the kissing to visiting your place

            That is it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >go to club
              >nobody is attractive because they are people who go to clubs
              >can't talk because music drowns out everything
              I don't know why anyone would do this or if these are really still a thing in zoomer era where food and shelter are priorities.

              Is this there a single woman on earth with an IQ over their bodyweight?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't know true despair until you've had sex and everything still feels pointless, if you're an incel virgin you at least have hope that the grass is greener, that you might someday stumble into paradise.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that was my undergrad experience, women love depressed aloof men if you simply choose to be born attractive like I did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick, I forgot the being attractive part. oh well, better luck next life.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having sex is kind of like smoking cigarettes. The first time you do it you get a real buzz off of it, but the more you do it the less that buzz hits, and eventually you're doing it not to feel good but just so you don't feel bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had sex but jerking off always makes me feel good. The problem is that you have to do it once a month to make it seem like the first time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jerking off is a qualitatively different experience from having sex. Yes, it can feel good but the orgasms will never be as intense or satisfying as when you're having good sex with somebody you care about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Getting your balls drained by someone you're genuinely attracted to and fond of is the ultimate high. And by balls drained I don't mean going once and only lasting two minutes. If you can't get it up 2-3 times in an hour to a 2 hour period for a girl that you're either low t, a homosexual, or just not actually into the girl.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am not sexually attracted to the girl I like/love. Sex is inferior

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Then you don't like/love her. You're settling and you know you are but you don't do anything because she's probably superior to you in terms of value.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking to a pedo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Then you don't like/love her.
                I love her in a non-ape instinct way
                >You're settling and you know you are
                Masturbation is better
                >but you don't do anything because she's probably superior to you in terms of value.
                I fricked a woman of much more value than me and her together, so no

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >has to frick other women to feel fulfilled
                >I love her
                lol, imagine unironically falling in love with a woman's brain

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That doesn't counter anything I said, you just have no confidence and a limp dick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but being fricked anally is the epitome of sexual pleasure. I'm not even kidding

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Be quiet rabbi no one wants to hear your sodomite fantasies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep coping, God is gay. And anal sex is the proof

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I turned down sex and a creampie last night. I just wanted to play metal gear solid 5 and go bed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop calling normal hetero sex "creampie" you freak

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For a normal person, having sex isn't some life changing experience that will cure all your problems. You're depressed cause you're a homosexual loser who only thinks about sex and thinks it'll solve all your issues. He's depressed cause of other things going on in his life. Grow up c**t

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon sex-havers can also be depressed and aloof. I'm like that. My sister died because of me and I can't get over it. When I get depressed I frick the first girl who giver me the look or drink until I pass out. Thats my escapism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is around girls
      >girls give him looks
      Unrealistic scenario.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you really cure depression with sex?
    asking for a friend of mine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only with hot ones or maybe uggos with EXCELLENT personalities. Fricking fat chicks with a bad attitudes makes you feel worse than being alone.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Though getting sex is better than not getting sex, once you get it you would only realize that most other people are empty, or maybe you are the empty one, and are basically just physics equations playing themselves out with a basic level of intelligence geared towards getting pleasure the most efficient way possible, nothing means anything to them. The only way to become happy is to gain a spiritual purpose, and someone to share that with, and that isn't easy for everyone to find, even when they can have sex.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am afraid of sex and I am terrified at how some people are inherently good at it. Ever since I had it for the first time (lost virginity way late in life) I realized I suck at it. It's hard to get a boner or maintain it and when I frick I literally try to cum before I get soft so I either get soft or I cum way too soon.

    I even lost interest in masturbation, in fact I haven't watched a porn in 6 months. In a cruel twist of fate,I can get sex easily now but I can't perform. And when I had rock hard boners no girls would look at me.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX SEX SEX
    >I HAVE TO HAVE SEX
    is it weird I've never had any desire to have sex? by that I mean never had a drive to even try, I have literally never made an attempt to get laid in my life and because of that I am a virgin. I can't bring myself to care, it's upsetting on one level that I am broken like this, I wish I had a partner and that I was normal but that isn't my reality.

    got molested when I was 6 by a teenaged boy, maybe thats why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're an asexual which make you LGBTQIA+. Good job homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not asexual, I jerk off all the time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >my dick doesn't work with women and I have no desire to have sex because I'm constantly gooning to porn
          Yes you're normal. For a zoomer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im in my 30s

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That makes you more pathetic. Not less. Stop consuming porn and eating high fructose corn syrup (no more soda or fast food). Stop smoking weed. Stop jerking off at all if you can but especially to porn. Start doing things that natural increase your test (foods, strength building, sunlight) and voila your body will once again crave sex with an actual woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A diet of soft foods and pasteurized milk has stunted your development. The chemicals your body produces should be causing you arousal. How often do you consume porn? If you're using porn there is your problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you feel? I mean, how did it feel to have a penis in your butt?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that nonsense text on the blackboard
    is this what normalgays think philosophy is?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >walk up to a woman
    >say "you look like a milf, can i have your number"

    ?t=100
    works every time

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I had sex I felt to shit after I had to send the women home so I could be alone
    That happens when you sin and going for lust and not love

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