>movie so kino it felters even its own director

>movie so kino it felters even its own director

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Felters????????????????????????????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feltered

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's really not that good
    it falls apart in the second act and some of the editing choices are straight up bizarre

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has three acts and you didnt even name a “bizarre” editing choice. FILTERED.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just like the scene where hook tries to kill himself for attention.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, that was kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, that was kino

      >Predicts livejournal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and his henchmans name?
        sneed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This time I mean it.
        >Don't try to stop me, Smee.
        >Don't try to stop me
        >Don't. Try. to stop. me.
        >Don't.
        >Try to stop me.
        >Smee...
        >Try to stop me..

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it had just been a direct sequel to the original Peter Pan it would have been kino. But Spielberg just had to age Peter up so he could have kids and the whole thing could be about the strained family dynamic he obsesses over in almost every fricking movie. There's a pretense there that the film is somehow about maturity and growing up but really it's just him guilt tripping his parents about their divorce AGAIN.

    I found Ready Player One refreshing because it was one of the rare Spielberg films that didn't harp on this theme so much

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rufio!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man 3

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lynch's Dune

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, Lynch is right about that one. The aesthetic survived the process but the narrative is borderline incoherent. Villenueve's going to get 5+ hours to tell the story Lynch had to cram into 2. It was more or less an impossible task. Lynch's Dune is like a cliff's notes version

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the restored version that adds another hour (I think) of cut film, makes that point a bit better.
        Otherwise I enjoy the movie as is, since the story is still functional.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it on Bluray? I have the original Dune from the 5 bucks bin

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's a fan restored version with a bunch of different sources, some of them being betacam production rips of questionable quality. Still worth a watch imo.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Got a link, please?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is better quality, still not great in some parts for the reasons mentioned.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE’S STEALIN’ SECOND

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    RU
    FI
    OOOOOOOOOOÒ

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the movie as a kid and never realized it was so controversial until way later.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Although Julia Roberts is a hot piece of ass, her entire performance (especially where she wishes herself big and kisses (child-minded) Peter) are the only flaws of the film.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      something needed to remind him of who he was and why he was there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess, but it felt really really forced

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was fan-fictiony but it also worked. especially since he rejected her.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bob Hoskins is amazing in every scene and Hoffman is pretty good as well.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spielberg hates Hook
    >has no problem at all with the BFG, Ready Player One, and Bridge of Spies

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >felters
    felchers?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Spielberg had only discovered Tom Hanks a decade earlier and cast him as Peter, and recast Tink as ANYONE ELSE except Julia Roberts everything would have been alright

    It's still a good if flawed movie with some of Spielberg's best directing ever

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been a musical but Spielberg is a no-talent.
    Also he was caught molesting the boys which is why he "hates" this movie

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