>movie willingly mogs the villain in a wide shot in the first scene he appears
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>movie willingly mogs the villain in a wide shot in the first scene he appears
>this is a 16 year old in 2006
He was 17
He was 15. The age of consent in Japan is 16 and it is stated that he was under age
anyone who know the age of consent in other countries is a pedo btw
The age of consent was 13 for over a hundred years until just recently. So he was 12, huh? Did it ever occur to you "underage" wasn't talking about sex and instead alcohol? You have to be 20 to drink in Japan.
>You have to be 20 to drink in Japan.
Do the vending machines ask you to press "Yes, I'm 20"??
They probably all have a card reader for IDs at this point. They used to not though.
>if only you knew how bad things really are
WTF can somebody explain what's all that shit?
I THINK IT'S A BOTTLE???
imagine drinking cokaPISS when you could be drinking mitsuya cider instead
WTF
That's one way to make people honest but...man there's so many extra steps that it's more than little infuriating.
I just simply won't buy the soda. I'm not sure if israelites have noticed yet, but if you put an impasse between my and my product, I'll just not buy it. Simple as.
tell me about the japanese israelites
Why would I leave America to go look at disgusting mongols in real time? I can watch Black folk be dipshits in real time for free.
please stay in america, american
leave everyone alone and you'll already have helped more than you can imagine
get off our internet and make your own, write in your own language and with your own tech. frick off Black person
Wtf I thought Nippon was a based homogenous high-trust society?!
Maybe it's because the coke is extra chilled (says -4C)? Like it's a premium item and the extra steps are just to make it more ceremonial.
Also I think it would make it a bit easier for the workers. They just have to restock the drink and take those red cards back, and the cash is already in the register.
I was in Tokyo last year for about 2 weeks and never saw a machine like this. All vending machines were just insert money and you get drink.
AND I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE
In the context it was sex
it was a different (better) time
Why did they have to make them minors again? Even though they obviously don't look like it. Was that important to the story?
Probably just ripping off Initial D which was pretty popular at the time.
how else would he go to japan from the usa.
The connections from school was important
Brothers?
Actually Tokyo drift takes place in 2033
Do they kiss?
It'd have been a better movie if they had.
Hollywood hates asians and don't know how to work with an azn actor. Number one rule is you don't do profile shots.
Makes sense. I remember when people kept posting this screenshot of some youtuber's Chinese wife.
I like the pic where he has the 1000 yard stare at the dinner table.
She could get hit in the face with frisbee, and it would hit both of her eyes without touching her nose
This is shopped
The real video isn't any more flattering.
Then why shop it
Beats me. Seething white roasties, probably.
Sick quads.
>That's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
holy shit hahahahha
How would she wear glasses if she needed them?
asians wear them low with the pads almost resting on the nostrils
Maybe these come in prescription
Get those with really big frames and those rest on her cheeks
>rich white man in America
>settles for some yellow bug with a white fetish
Why are whitoids like this?
Someone is jealous
I just feel bad for the whiteboy if you're going to marry some Asian woman at least marry a 8/10 they are easy to fins.
Moot walked in same footsteps
CART TITAN
There's another YouTuber with a chink wife and his wife is actually attractive, can't remember the name
Serpentza?
Yeah, that one
They collabed a fair bit. What was going thru their heads when they met each other's wives I wonder.
>bro she's just an exception, bro, trust me, they're all beautif -ACK
White men are so dumb
banging an ugly Asian is worth it for making ricecels seethe
When will you children realize that personality is more important than looks? The more hotter she is the more likely she will make your life hell.
this, her butthole probably sucks like a vacuum cleaner
All women have bad personalities, some just barely better then others. The more ugly she is the more she has to compete by having a "personality." If you took your 2/10 filipino wife and her personality and dumped her into the body of a blonde Stacey she would turn into a piece of shit too. So you have a 2/10 wife who only is nice and sweet to be around because her primal imperative is forcing her to be all those things to adequately compete in the sexual market, it's not a genuine mark of her character. The best thing you can do is accept all women are generally going to be a nightmare, but at least you can reproduce with the best available one in terms of biology so your kids can have optimized genetics making their lives better. You get nothing out of being with some low value girl except an ugly fraud
what about your mom ?
If you're gonna go yellow fever, you have to go Jap, Korean or Hapa. Those chink b***hes are horrendous.
What about mongolian?
she's cute, would make hapas with
GRIM
its like you all forgot
imagine making Cinemaphile paint wojaks and calling yourself a chad, i think i would kill myself
yeah bro its all a meme.
ugly white girls exist too you know, you are just cherry picking
Least they dont have "moon face" aka smashed face.
Did the guy on the left just get hit in the face with a frying pan?
Asians have flat faces. You should see how the Japanese depicted Europeans in art when the Portuguese first arrived there. Huge, exaggerated noses, because flat ones were the norm for them
lmao
Portuguesemens giving the Tokugawamens an absolute PANTMOGGING
Kino
look up how the big nosed Tengu demons are actually based on israelites that came to Japan. Guess what the name of the scrolls a Tengu has are called?... Tora. also Tengu wear the black cube on their head just like israelites
Why is his nose so scared?
I wonder if you know
i would let them boy share my bussy
I feel that it didn't really do D.K justice, the whole reason he was a jerk was because the Yakuza was breaking his balls. At the end he gets critically injured while the Yakuza dude takes their money and gets off scott free
Easily the best F&F movie.
Asian dude mogs. White dude is beta phenotype.
White dude is taller, chang
Girls will frick the asian and marry the white guy.
>receding hairline
dk won.
Why did he hang out around high schools
It's Japan, every girl is doing compesated dating with >40yo dudes while the boys are studying 24/7 to get a good job and pay for compensated dating when they are >40yo
Sounds fair, if everyone is part of the same play.
Here in the west, girls just frick around for free, and still expect to be taken care of, when the wall approaches.
I'll take number 3
she's cute
good choice
Id like more information very interesting end of game post
the retcon is so hilarious to me
>apparently a multi millionare after that beaner heist in brazil?
>loses his twig gf
>goes and just putters around highschoolers and shit
I mean with the amount of acclaim he has why the frick would he give a shit about some nobody yakuza loser that's stealing from higschoolers anyways or yakuzas cousin.
HOW DOES HE OWE MONEY TO THE YAKUZA?
>be korean
>make money
>suddenly owe money to yakuza.
Wasn't he stealing from them or something?
Pretty sure the issue was he wasn't paying his "dues", as he said uncle yakuza gets a piece of everything
Didn't that guy die in a fiery car crash with big explosion?
He got better.
Why did he just stand there staring and let Han burn to death. Surely he was still alive at that point
he knew han had secretly escaped so that he could show up in F&F7, all part of the plan
Weird indeed.
>Me me me
>Me too
They botched the remaster so hard. You can tell they just used AI
Wtf is that
Donkey Kong?
Drehft?
>swapping position
H-he. He's fast!
what the frick happened here?
wait, what? why did his shirt turn to leather? what the frick is going on here?
Why would they use AI to upscale for a movie made after 4k television existed?
>you're stupid
>no I'm not
>what's 9 plus 10?
it's 910.
>One race: the HUMAN race
imagine if they kissed-LOL! that would be so gross! i would hate that. honestly, it would piss me off so much, that i'd HAVE to watch the rest of the movie. just to make sure it doesn't happen anymore because it's so gross. i hope none of the 18 fast and furious sequels have anything like this in them...
>somehow gets to go to school in Japan WITHOUT KNOWING THE LANGUAGE AT ALL
>"Why aren't you integrating here you piece of shit?!!!?
I like how his dad was fricking a hooker when he showed up.
Americans cant read subtitles. The literacy rate in the country is insane. Majority cannot read above a sixth grade level. Look it up.
How do you even read beyond the 1st grade level? You know what sound the letters make, just read the words.
It's not chinese with 54,678 different chink runes that all have their own meaning and combined with each other open up a whole other world of clusterfricks.
You're talking about a country where grown ass adults have to sound out a word they see on a menu, bro. They are fat and moronic, unironically.
you're brown
But he does seem to know some japanese, since he speaks it at least in one scene.
Besides, maybe he goes to an international school? The jaw-girl is clearly a foreigner too.
Nope. He gets sent to a school where only Japanese is spoken, they specify that. And no he doesn't know the language. And that girl can speak it fluently. Have you even watched the movie?
Yes, I've seen it many times, but not lately. And I'm pretty sure, at the end of the movie, he speaks some japanese.
Yes he learns some at the end. I was pointing out how absurd it is to send your kid to a Japanese-only school without knowing the language. I'm pretty sure it's not even possible IRL. There are American military highschools there, but his dad (who's in the military) somehow decided to send him to a regular one. Dumb as frick.
>There are American military highschools there
In Japan?
Why wouldn't there be? There's like 100 US military bases there, and the soldiers bring their families with them. The kids have to go to school somewhere.
Damn i didnt know that.
The US restricts Japan's military due to WW2 and we need bases near China.
Interesting, thanks for the info.
Imagine being a white guy in Asia and not towering over every asiatic, chink and nip you meet
>be le alpha jock with hot girlfriend
>she says in front of everyone that the winner of the race gets her
How do you respond?
With patented Home Improvement grunting sounds!
Beat her until no man loves her
>That guy in the background scratching his balls
Why did everyone think those dumb miniskirts + top were hot back then? It looks so cringe
They are coming back, all the chick's dress like that here
No they aren't. Where?
Just because you look stupid wearing it doesn't mean that it looks bad. You're just a freak.
Why are you so obsessed with trans that something like this would pop in your mind? Rent free
Weird how that's where your mind goes.
You might be a homosexual
>mah raaahhhde
Did Zachary Ty Bryan get depressed because he always had to play butthole jock characters?
>H-hey…you talking to my girl?
>multiple DUIs
>business fraud
>strangled his wife
>had 5 children with her
>leaves her, marries another woman
>has more children with new wife
>beats her up too and gets arrested again
This is the type of guy that women reward and get married to, then cry about men being bad
>Home Improvement
For Zachary Bryan that means beating your wife so she shuts the frick up
Lmao, THIS.
I knew when looking at this kid on home improvement when I was a kid myself that he was a wienersucker - He had the same primitive, violent and subhuman look to him as the worst shithead kids in my school. Physiognomy is real guys.
Are you still mad about the blue-eyed blond chad in your school fricking your crush?
I win the damn race war.
say to the other racer "how about the guy who loses gets her"
I would break up with her right there what the fuccckkk b***h I thought I knew you, damn never trust a hoe. Never trust.a hoe.
She just said it to tease him.
She never goes through with it.
Any movies where that actually happens?
>hoe pulls her stunt
>both the jock and the challenger look at her in disgust
>everybody just walks away
The funniest part was people watching the race in on their 2006 flip phones.
Never mind that there are no cameras anywhere, it’s pitch black, and back then it took ten minutes to send even one photo.
If you suspend your disbelief a little bit, it's possible to image that streaming WAS doable - in Japan.
The fact that the USA is a 3rd world country when it comes to telecommunication, doesn't mean no one got the latest tech.
It was a livestream
Predictive programming
The movie doesn't take place in 2006. It is supposed to be slightly in the future.
I know it was implied to be more advanced than they were at the time (because Japan hurrrrr) but the fact they thought devices with futuristic functions like would still look like flip phones is pretty funny in retrospect no?
Yeah I know, it's hilarious. Flip phones in the future? Absolutely absurd.
You are the most embarrassing kind of moronic. Not joking.
I accept your concession, and tonight, I will think of you when I'm fricking your mom.
you can tell they wanted to frick each other because they hated each other
Dumbass movie but actually not that bad.
>f&f movie without vin diesel
>instant kino
but vin diesel cameo'd in the ending scene
That has to be the movie ith the oldest looking "High schoolers"
>The Fast and the Furious expands the Racer X idea with some Road Warrior-esque criminal escapades, an aside in the first film that has since become the lynchpin of the series. Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel), a hardcore street racer with more daddy issues than you can fit into a season of LOST, moonlights as a convoy hijacker. His crew has a feud with an Asian gang, who they challenge at the worryingly titled street racing event ‘Race Wars’ – racial conflict would find its way to the heart of Tokyo Drift, but for the most part this whole series features Benetton levels of diversity.
>Enter Brian O’Conner (Walker), the worst named action hero in the history of the genre (he sounds like a history teacher). An undercover LAPD officer, he has enough car knowhow to convince Toretto to take him in as part of his racing crew, even if his nitrous oxide-powered car can’t keep up with that of the crew’s leader. The chemistry between the two is electric from the get-go; like all relationships it begins with gentle teasing, but it ends with the pair coming to more than your usual level of mutual respect.
>The filmmakers would have us believe that the central romantic subplot in The Fast and the Furious is Brian’s winning over Dominic’s sister Mia (the impossibly luminous Jordana Brewster), but all of the rules of filmic storytelling contradict this idea. The scene where Dom shows Brian his father’s car and bears his soul to him about his past and his life philosophy is by far the most intimate in the whole film, and probably the most intimate in the entire franchise! Even when the movie cries out for a sex scene between Brian and Mia, the film cuts to post-coital cuddles, as if saving him for Dom. Elsewhere Dom gets it on all grabby with his girlfriend Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), but the scene feels more like sexy padding for the trailer than a serious romantic scene. Will we ever see the Brian/Dom love scene these films cry out for?
>Even when they talk about cars an aura of homoeroticism hangs in the air. Showing Brian his father’s Dodge Charger, Dom’s use of language is far more suggestive than you’d expect for a film aimed at young men who like things that are fast and make noises. “Nine-hundred horse of Detroit muscle,” he says. “It’s a beast.” Cars are usually referred to by fetishistic owners in the feminine, so the neuter case bends the language towards the homo-auto-erotic. Even the words used, ‘muscle’ and ‘beast’, are far more likely to describe male sexuality than female. Compare to Transformers: Dark of the Moon, where Patrick Dempsey describes the feminine curves and perfections of his classic motor while Michael Bay’s camera lovingly dry-humps Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley. Here the object of lust is similarly not the Dodge, but Diesel’s muscles, on full display for Walker.
>Of course it’s not just the Dom-Brian-Mia love triangle that raises the gay bar here, Dom’s best friend Vince (Matt Schulze) throws his bearishness into the ring also. The script tells us his antagonism towards Brian is based on his affection for Mia, but the performances don’t quite back that up. When Vince first rumbles with Brian, two of his cronies jeer at the pretty boy: “Awh, he’s beautiful.” “I like his hair colour.” Threatening Brian off, Vince calls him a “homosexual”, a stand-out moment of homophobia in the series that many might argue points to Vince’s own… insecurities. The scene suddenly descends into a very roll-around-on-the-ground brawl.
>The pivotal scene of homoerotic lust and spurned lovers comes at a BBQ at the Toretto household, where Vince actually storms out from the party out of jealousy. When he returns, his first animalistic move is to mark his territory, by placing his arms on Dom’s shoulders and kissing his head. “He’s always hungry,” remarks Letty, bitterly aware that every man in the movie has a better claim to her boyfriend than she does. What follows is an unintentionally hilarious scene of awkward glances between the characters that would not feel out of place in a Twilight movie.
>In the end, Brian’s cover is blown, and Dom ‘breaks up’ with him, but in a final act of love – because let’s face it, this is far beyond bromance at this point – Brian sets him free, sacrificing his own career and freedom for his ‘friend’, without any thought for the sexy sister who is losing both of them. Brokeback Mountain would not come out for another four years, so audiences weren’t ready for a mainstream gay love affair. They saw one, didn’t realise it, and it was so apparently awesome it recouped its costs five times over. A sequel was guaranteed, but could it achieve the same degree of homoeroticism by subterfuge?
I liked him in Jarhead
How the frick did this gay shit where men get in eachother's face get popular? Who the frick enjoys this?
>hurr I don't like you, let me just put my lips right next to yours and breathe in your face
Who the frick started this? Why hasn't it stopped?
You sound like a closeted homosexual
You're an open homosexual if you put your face up to another man's face for any reason. It has to be a humiliation ritual popularized by sports
Why is the Asian guy's face so flat? WTF?
>Why is the Asian guy's face so flat?
He is Asian
That's actually scary. I thought it was prosthetics or something to make it look like his face was flattened in a car crash.
holy shit that asian guy has a flat face
race is real
Is it the first time you guys see an Asian?
>naval officer stationed in japan living off-base
huh
Doesn't the military give you an allowance to live off base? BAH or OHA or whatever.
Would teevee love this movie if the Japanese man was ikemen?
ikemen your mom last night
lul
I thought it was really obvious as a joke but I took a risk and made it anyway. Does anyone else think the joke is good? I need your response please
I said I need confirmation that my joke is good !!!!!asadhdhsajdh
Never mind. I'll get it in heaven.
I'd prefer handsome hapa.
What does he look like from the side though?
>Hollywood movie
>the american always put his wiener in the villain's girlfriend
This movie was surprisingly progressive when you think about it. It depicts all the Asians as good drivers and the white guy as a shitty driver.
It's americans defecating all over the land of the samurai.
nice try amerimutt
what rice boy gon' do? first we cave in his face then we have sex with his wimmin. we wuz wiggers and sheeit
>people see this side profiles and still think anime characters arent white
lul
they are hypocrites too
ive seen the exact opposite picture showing pretty asian girls that look 1:1 with anime characters
did he run face first into a wall???
jews mog whites in a nose game
MAH RIIIDDDE
Reminder given future movies' retcons, Tokyo Drift supposedly takes place in 2014 yet characters all use decade old cars and flip phones lmao